FUNKE MY SEXY SECRETARY

Bring am com

Ur mamba don buy mkt for u. Enjoy while it last.

Gosh too much story

I don land.

Next

pls ride on, am still looking seat i wil sit oo.

Ok...............

Carr¥ on

Hmmmm

Ride on

Ogbonge don carry belle

Hmmm

Ride on

Funke don get belle

She's pregnant

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ride on

hmmmm

Ride on..

Oyah now.. Pickin wan cum show face

Episode 3 I was confused and downcast also wondering why didn't she clean up and how she got my number, well that wasn't my problem .. I really need to find out maybe what she's saying is true so I called her back but she refused to say anything so I dropped the call and soon enough a text came in of a location we were to meet and I started wondering how a lady who works in Abuja got to know so much about osun well I just ignored that and later in the day I went to where we were supposed to meet. it was the bar of a popular hotel (Ripples) but on getting to the bar I met nobody and i started wondering about what's going on, while I was still thinking the bar attendant walked up to me and she said I was instructed to give you this... It was actually a sealed letter labeled "To You My Love", In my mind I was like wetin bring love enter the matter now well that's another story for another day. "Oga John Na wa o u don forget so soon that you have planted your seed somewhere and now it's germinating, well I can help you out call this no 080******" I dialed the number but it was not going through so I sat down at the bar and ordered for a bottle of gulder, I sat down and started thinking about how my life got so fucked up, am still 23 and not yet ready for marriage talkless of fathering a bastard child not long enough my phone rang and when I picked it .... Funke: Hello oga Me : What's wrong **in an angry tone** Funke: Sir the bank sent someone to see you and she insisted on seeing you today Me: Alright I will be with you in few mins When I got to the office the person I saw shocked me and on seeing her I almost ran mad ..... Temi: John Na ur face be dis Me: **acting tough** temi temi I know you all might think the lady was funke but she ain't and right then I wished it was funke dat I saw **flashback** Watch out for episode 4

Ride on

hmmmm ride on

Uhmmm Continue

Fly the Emirates

funke Don get belle you Don enter

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K

ok nah.... Am following shaaaa

Episode 4 Me: Omo you sweet die o Temi: What do you expect Me: Just make sure you use the drug I gave you o Temi: Trust me you know am not ready to nurse any child now. It happened that I had one night stand with temi where she promised to clean herself up after the sex but I never knew she had alot in store for me o. . **4 weeks later** Temi: Hello john, there is problem o Me: **surprised** what problem o Temi: Am pregnant o Me: **shocked** for who? Temi: You of course Me: You must be joking o I can remember clearly that I gave you a drug to use after the sex session Temi: Ehn ehn you wan dey deny am abi, don't worry we'll meet later **back to reality** I started thinking about the one night stand I had with her back in uni but to my surprise she seemed less concerned about it which gave me a sigh of relief... Temi: Back to the main thing that brought me here, we noticed that your company is no longer active with the account you have with us, so we decided to come and inquire about it Me: It's simple we are currently pumping our revenue into a new line of business that's why. Temi: Alright sir **winks at me then looked at my devil** Then my devil whispered to me see fresh fish for ground o no dull yourself so while she was about going I asked for Her contact but her response shocked me.. Temi: Don't worry I'll beep you when am less busy, your contact is not something hard to come by.. Well I was not actually bothered about t since I was the manager of the company... It was another text from my nightmare that brought me back to my right senses "meet me again tonight same venue " I was like wetin I do this girl but while still bothering about funke, a text came in and on reading the text ........ **light fades* Me: *shocked* where am I? What happened? Later after regaining consciousness I remembered all that happened that led me to being admitted in an hospital.. This was the content of the text "if you want to meet your child come to my house during the weekend, this is my address from Temi" Then I noticed my life has being so fucked up but there was nothing to do correct it, I told the doctor to discharge me immediately but he insisted on me being discharged later in the night....

:roll:

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nice story......ryd on

nice story......ryd on funke iyaff get belle

pls, dnt forget to VOTE @victoriouschild as d next 2016 miss cooval God bless u as u VOTE

Continue pushing forward.

U never see anyting

Ride On i dey your bark

That one is the little bit of the iceberg in store for you............

More are on their way coming so prepare to receive them. ;)

Ride on joor............

Nice one ride on

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Na goodnews shay, wetin u dey fear? U suppose happy say u no even buy pampers sef!

Dis is what we call............omo asitani

hmm...sounds and seems interesting.

hmmmm..kip it coming

Uhm/mmm

Watching

Interesting...

next

u jst dey sample all of dem

and d result nw is babies

Nyc 1 u don get 1 pikin anoda 1 is on d way

Episode5 In my two bedroom apartment thinking about what I could do to correct my past then a text came in from funke am at the venue waiting for you o. ...immediately I dressed up and headed to ripples on getting there I met funke sitted already.. Funke: Hope say u carry enough money come, Na u go pay my bills .. well that was actually the least of my problems right now Me: Back to the main matter on ground I need to see the doctors report till I believe what you're saying.. Funke: If that's ok by you, pick the hospital and we'll do it tomorrow **following morning** We both went to the hospital to do the test and the result came out it was positive, which I was not happy with... I started wondering what I would o but to my amazement something unimaginable happened, immediately I stepped out of the hospital with funke a group of guys waylaid us, shouting at funke that if she makes any attempt to remove the pregnancy she's dead... When they left she started begging me and deep inside me I was really angry and left there in annoyance still happy that God just saved me from one problem, now I have to deal with Temi **Saturday morning ** Bachelors life ain't easy , no one to run errands for you... I needed to get airtime on my phone to call temi so I decided to send my neighbour's daughter.... Me: Susan how are you? Susan: Am fine sir Me: Please help me get #1000 mtn worth airtime. She was actually washing clothes when I sent her to get the credit, when she got back she knocked on the door and I opened, when she handed me the credit the wrapper tied to her waist got loose .......

Close ur eye before u find ursef in another problem

Got Loose Keh??

:roll: .

Yeeeh

Wetin una c...?

Toh... another quata

Guy just close your eyes o

Nawa For You Oooo Hope You Wnt Poke This One Too

Hows dat a problem...Kip ur eyes off her

see gobe

Nd u slept wit her too rite?

am enjoying it bt is somehw forward no suspence

Chaii see another temptation o...

Too Short

So what happened

another problem

next

Yeepa hop u will beable 2 control ur hormones

Omo no land urself 4 anoda wahala

U better close doz lustful eyes of urs

Problem no 2 solved another to replace it. Wrapper abeg loose well well.

Baddest

face back abegi

Got loose abi she did it on purpose

Temptations

gbagaun

wat na happen next

u sample her abi

non go give small gal belle.

U wan enter another wahala? Close ur eyes n rebuke d devil.

father to be

go nw or u wan tie d wrapper

D run wey she take go buy d credit no loose her wrapper na wen she come to deliver the message na'I'm d wraapper loose aby.

Red story

quickly turn ur back & close ur eyes pretend u see nothing bac

And.you did.what?

Sometimes girls dey use guys head wella...

Episode 6 Susan: Mr john nu why are you now looking like someone who has not seen a girl naked before Me: No be dat just surprised at the size of your boobs Susan: Thanks o Me: Are you sure they are real Susan: Confirm it yourself if you don't believe me Me**attempts to touch it** That was how her mom called for her, an hatred for her mom developed immediately because she stoped me from tasting they honeypot between her daughter's leg...... **temi's place** Temi: Welcome john Me: Wow what a nice place.... **a cute little girl ran towards me to greet me** Susan: Wow blood is thicker than water o, it's been 5years and still the bond between us still shows... I was actually happy to see the girl she is cute and beautiful , am happy to call her my child so later on I asked about her hubby and she told no man has actually been able to admit to marry her and as well ready to take care of Kate... Me: So you named her Kate Susan: That's what you planned to name your first female child... The child later slept off on my laps and she took her inside, when she came back to where I was sitted she planted a kiss on my lips whispering I miss that devil of yours, on hearing this I lost my sense of humour, the next thing I realized was that we were both unclad , it was my mom's call that brought me back to life... Mummy: Haba john, why have you stoped picking my calls Me: Nothing mama I have been busy with work ma Mummy: Alright my child the lord is your strength and hope you have not forgotten what I have been telling you since about bringing a wife home. Me: Mama don't worry I'll soon bring a wife home as soon.... **temi snatchs the phone from me** Temi: Evening mama it's me your son's fiancee and am happy to tell you that you already have a grand child....

More episodes coming your way with a new pattern

Haha.. Gobeliscated Situation.

Kiddah Forge On

Pattern ke?

My john nu

Sharp lady

Nice episode

.

Gv us more episodes man

Fuck up girl

busted..ride on

See Gobe

hehehehe manipulation

Temi who ask u?

John remember say Susan still dey house dey wait make u cme check if na original abi na china.... :))

temi d sharp gurl

no dulling rara

Wow, she is smart!

Gobe

u die well.

Na which kind girl be dis

C gobe u no try oooooo

Sharp Lady.

oya na lets go dereeeee.

a grand child???? ooooo my son u really have child.

U call dis 1 episode ?? I I catch u..... Next pls

Hmmmmm

grand child.. Ride on

Grand child? Ride on

Following

Im sure ur mummy will be happy now.

Ride on

Oya Next Epi :-o

Episode 7 **Next Day At Office** I was alone at the office thinking about the drama that happened between I and Temi, I could not act back because it's so obvious the child is mine and she was actually beautiful and fun to be with, at that moment I feel like cuddling her (blood is thicker than water) . So at that moment I decided to put an end to all my bad ways and settle down with my baby mama , so I made a call to her Me: Hello temi Temi:hello love Me: I'd love it if we could meet my mom this weekend **with my mom** When we got to my mom's place Temi knelt down and greeted her wella , Kate on the other hand is very lovely and fun to with because before what was happening she was already playing with my mom like they've known each other for ages but something happened that spoilt the good time we were having..., **someone dashes inside** Kemi: Haaa oko mi (my husband) you are back, your son has even missed you oya solo (Solomon) go and greet your daddy... Temi eye's and I became four leaving me speechless....

Tnx guys for ur comments... Promise to correct myself in the upcoming episodes

Yeepa who be Solomon? @sonshine, reg pls.

:whistle: oloooooopa ooooooh

:b Is too short

What ?

Next

Gbam!!!!!!!!

ahh!!..ur own pass 2baba oo..u be MTN ni?..everywhere you go!

ride on!...enjoying this

Haha..Oko Gbogbo Won..Owo Palaba Re A Segi Lojo Kan! :g

Move It Guy :yes:

wat is dis very short,next pls.

lmao :yes:

Game master.

Abeg, did u call dis an episode?

too short, pls make it longer next episode

Lolzzzz

shuuuu :s

saaaaah you neva see

nice story u've got BT d title does not suit d story.. just saying though and pls make d episodes longer

Phew

next pls

Gbagaun.....your alarm don explode

gangaun yawa Don burst

Its like Tubaba is ur brother.

:s

Guess he's ur brother.

:s this episode is too short.. how many baby mama come dey now

Episode 8 ** in my office** Started thinking about the whole drama that happened with temi and my mom , I really need to hold kate tight o ... She did not even let me explain who that woman was and who really gave birth to the child... While I was thinking funke walked in... Funke: Good. Day sir Me: How are you funke To cut the long story she sha, she invited me over for the weekend to attend her birthday party, I was really angry and annoyed with her, I am trying to fix my life while she's busy telling me about one birthday party.. She was angry with my decision well I cared less .... **Friday Evening** 10:05pm Someone knocked my door and I was really scared wondering who it might be , started thinking that I was about to be robbed.., Me: Yes who is that Susan: It's me Susan.. I was surprised she came to my apartment at that time of the day , she later explained to me that her mom had travelled and she forgot her key to her friend's place that she wants to sleep over so that the following day she'll go back to pick it up.... 12:00am Still busy watching hip tv special while she slept off on the chair opposite mine, well I actually thought she was asleep but when our so called nepa took off the light I decided to go inside and sleep they brought the light back on my way and to my surprise I saw Susan naked on the chair, immediately I had an erection.... She just winked at me and whispered I have been waiting for this moment for so long , I just stood there speechless without being able to do anything and I guessed she noticed that so she decided to take the lead role by unzipping my trouser and when she saw what was really down there she screamed out loud , don't tell me that is going into me and me as a person that I love ladies being amazed at my size came back to life by kissing her and had a lil session of Romance leaving her unclad , when I penetrated into her she screamed out loud but thanks to the noise coming out from the speakers the neighbors couldn't hear us or so I thought... I started pounding her so had that she was screaming aloud when someone suddenly came to knock my door and when I checked who it was I realized it was Susan's mom o... Several thoughts came across my mind that moment.

She Suppose Not To Knock..She Should Have Barged In And Thereby You'll Be Bursted In The Act!

What About Funke Funky!

Gbege don jazz

OYO

could it be d child isn't urs

could it be d child isn't urs :b

Only u waka come abi?

Waiting for the next update

:yes: :yes

And u guys v nt cum before d knock. Dis one na gbege.

See Wahala. Register Me

am here now ride on bro

Next............

Double Wahala For U

:s so short anyway... I thought susan said no one was home

nice story

she for barg in

yawa don gas

lolz, baba solo

u sabi score goal gan

seriously ehn!!..all i see in this is that your village witches are strongly following u!...u don dey chuk anoda 1 when plenty don dey ground..

maybe ur landlady wan collect her own share...world best player!!!

Phew...

Hmmmm next pls

Toh.. e don happen

Still following

Next! :b

ur cup don full.

:whistle:

just keep on banging dem

Hmmmmmm

Enjoying this story

Episode 9 I really played a hard game escaping that night, well that's another story for another day. **Next Day** Was bored and had nowhere to go so around 1pm I received a text from funke my secretary reminding me of her birthday party which I was actually now ready to attend, little did I know that she has alot in stock for me.... On getting to her place I noticed there was no sign of celebration , well I was bored and I can't turn back after getting there.... **inside her house** It was a duplex and I was surprised how a lady that her salary is being paid by me gets to live a luxury life like that... Funke: Good afternoon love mi Me : ** shocked and surprised ** when..... **she interrupted me with a kiss** Then I saw an elderly man and woman entering... The man: Good day my son, so you're the lucky man my daughter has been talking about ... Me: **thinking** shuuu talking about me... I was about to spill the beans when I saw funke winking at me just to play along , I wanted to find a way to get out of my current situation but the harder I try the harder it becomes for me to leave... Soon funke found a way to take me out of the long boring conversation with her dad.... **in her bedroom** Me: What's the meaning of ..... Funke: Oga abeg no vex, my parents has being on my neck to bring a man home I just have to be smart with them and besides you look responsible... **6pm** After eating a delicacy cooked by their maid which I was not even comfortable with I made an attempt to leave ... Me: Sir and ma , I would love to be on my way home. Funke's dad: But funke said you'll be sleeping over Me: **my eyes and funke met** oh sir that's true but an important issue came up ... I tried so hard to leave but they insisted on me sleeping over o, I sha ended up sleeping over in funke's room ... **midnight** Funke made some attempts to have me fuck her but I was just not in the mood, she tried all her possible best which later succeeded... **following morning ** On getting to my office I saw a letter on funke's desk and when I open and read it I realized it was a resignation letter and towards the end it stated that there was a surprise package for me on my table , on getting to my table I saw a brown envelope , when I opened it I saw some photos and a small paper with some writings on it, the photos contained myself and funke naked on the bed, and when I checked the paper it stated that " to get rid of this paper pay a sum of 2million into this account"...

Now its time to blackmail the sêx starved oga..but i pity this funke!! :s

@olorivicky @topbliss @cutietomisin come here divas

lols eh eh this funke no try at all m here @froshberry-2

If I hear!!! Next!!!!!!!

Lol

lol... oga u don enter one chance

U don enter one chance

See matured blackmailing :whistle

tel her say he sweet u and he sweet her,haha.

Na finishing point be that............

omo see gobe number 1

That serve him ryt.

Kasala part 1

Gbe geun........ Action

Following

........

i guess dats wat she do as a profession

u don enta am already

Waiting For The Next Epi!......

Nawaooooh

chaii ur life is abt to ...

hmmm..Sm hw complicating...Y will she post her naked pics just like dat

ipele o oga

sowie na ur name o

u don enter am..

Hmmm, u don enter to comot e no easy!

Saw it cominq but dont want to talk.

saw this coming..

U av enter b that

Funke no try @all

U r in soup...

gobe!!...bush meat don catch the hunter!..

ur hunter has been hunting all bush meat in skirt...nw dat bush has caught u urself..o le bon nue (u cant escape this)

next!!

See wetin eyes disease dey cause..... Next pls

your sexy secretary really have a very wonderful package for you this time around

Next

Episode 10 2 Millionaira ke, where I wan get am before I know what was happening 2 police officers walked into my office and told me i was under arrest and I kindly asked them for what but all they said was that I'll understand better when I get to their office, two problems in a day, when I got to the station the assistant commissioner was the one who attended to me, it was then I realized his Temi's father, yawa don gas am so sure I can't escape this.... Temi's dad : You impregnated my daughter and thought you can escape abi Me: Sir its not.... **Before I could say anything a hot slap landed on my face that left me speechless ** **in my cell room** *crying* Eh eh blackmail wahala dey wey I never settle now another problem don surface... While thinking I saw Temi and she kinda felt for my pains, then my phone ranged and her dad picked it up since my properties were in his custody ... Temi's dad: Hello Funke: I want to speak with John, tell him if he doesn't send the money to me tonight I'll leak the photos and please get off the phone dick... Well funke did not know she just made an enemy with the devil, immediately funke droped the call, temi's dad barged into my cell and i was seriously dealt with after which I narrated everything that happened between i and funke.... A pretty young lady walked over to my cell and I was wondering where I knew that face it was not long until I realized it was temi's bestie that I and my bestie in uni played a game of truth and dare with which led to an unwanted pregnancy which I forced her to abort and unknown to me it damaged her womb, but little did I know her dad is the state commissioner of police, on hearing this I fainted... Voice1: Oh boy wake up , you're just getting started Me: Where am I? Voice2: **laughing** you have been transferred to the state soldiers barracks.... Me: Please can you do me a favour Both: What's that? Me: Let me say my last prayer

Yeeeh! It's too early to say ur last prayer naw.

Wayo Allah

Haha..Last Prayers Keh!! Not Now

Nxxxt..

Last prayer indeed.

last prayer for what...

Continue oo

U can't die ooo

U need d lst prayer bro

hehehe

u Neva die na so why prayer

Ur own don finish

Last wetin... hmmm don't think of dat okeeh

it is the time for u to say ur last prayer?

Ur bodii go hurt

kikikikiki..last prayers indeed!

u'll surely see ur obituary before u die! :s

this is just the beginning of your end

You get enough time to pray

Lailai u must face the consequences ...lol

last prayer for where

too late for dat

Last what

This guy is funny

Oya pray

Lol, ur ar done for

Hahahahaha u don already give up abi cos no hope

Lols..Next

Mayb dem don ordain u with trouble

e never reach matter of last prayer now. . let wait to know what happens next

prayer nke.... u Neva see anything

Episode 11 As I take escape the beatings and torture by the soldiers na only GOd fit explain o, where I was busy saying my last prayer and asking God to let me see Kate's face before I die one of the soldier who happened to be Temi's cousin heard this and realized I still love temi ... He ordered the toture to be postponed, after then he set up a meeting with temi's father..,.. **Wedding Day** I know you'll be surprised well the wedding is between I and Temi, I had to marry her if I wanna stay longer on earth..... Pastor : Who doesn't want this couples to be joined together should stand up and say it now or.... Funke: I sir. I then whispered to temi's dad that there is the girl that called him a dick.... Temi's dad: Seal the door soldiers Funke: **Shocked and surprised** Temi's dad: You called me a dick, soldiers take her to the guard room Funke: **she started begging** ok then see this photos before you take me Temi's dad: Your plans won't work, he has already told me everything that happened between you two , soldiers I said to the guard room... ** feeling relaxed** (in my apartment with my new wife) While enjoying a lovely program I love watching with temi , don't bother to ask how come we started living a comfortable life together well the truth of matter is I actually fell in love with her since she was the mother of my baby.... **knock on the door** As I opened the door three masked men barged into my apartment with heavy weapons , they didn't say anything they just headed to my room and took away Kate my daughter, at that moment I was helpless... **crying** Oh lord why me , not again, who kidnapped my beloved daughter? , how will I get her back, while thinking about what's going on a call came in with an unknown id Caller: If you want your daughter alive , arrange a sum of 10million naira in the next 4days, we'll get back to you.... Me: Can I .... Caller: **drops the call**

Issue must surely raise.

Watch out for the next episode

Nice story

Next

Who's behind dis? :s

Maybe funke or another person you must have sampled in the past!

oya next jae

push it...

Hmmmm.. who's the person

Nxt.....

E no go pass funke's handwork

I suspect Funke. Still determined to collect dat money she talked abt bfore + shot-up money. Involve ur in-law.

funke again

Sorry

Issue must surely raise.

a swear u past will hunt u till death..afta u sample evri hole u come across..nxt

I think Funke is behind it

Nxt :b

next

Its simple, U're beginning to reap what you sowed. Looks like Funke's handwork sha. :whistle:

Na so so MILLION we dey hear make you make as payment through phone call

Wahala dey, I dey see danger

oya na. .

next epi kiddah

funke

Episode 12 10 million naira where I wan see am, several thoughts running through my mind , it was later I realized my father in law is a top police official... Me: Good day sir. Temi's dad: Don't worry I've already read the news , I am already working on it ... **knock on my door** Gate man: Sir a lady said I should give you this envelope Me: Ok When I opened the envelope i saw some photos in the envelope, it contains of photos of my daughter being maltreated...a small sheet of paper dropped and it has some writings on it which goes thus " by now you'll realize we mean business, and besides don't bother trying to find out the person behind it, it's actually two people (funke and funke)" on reading this I fainted so I put a call to temi's dad informing him about the latest development .. So I decided to visit him in his office next day, on getting there the officers did not even bother to tell him that am around since they already know me as his son in law....on getting to his door I heard some arguments and something told me to wait and hear what's going on.... Temi's dad : You didn't have to go that far to maltreat my grand daughter Strange voice: I had to make it real na sweetie , you know we'll share the money equally. Temi's dad: Sha don't kill my daughter in law... On hearing this I tip toed back to the counter acting like an emergency came up on phone so in order for the officers not to suspect anything I told them to tell their boss I'll be back that an important issue came up.... **thinking ** So my father in law is behind all this, that means my wife is even involved..... Well I know what to do.... But I really need to confirm whether my wife is involved, at the time I was thinking I had forgotten I was driving not until I ran into an oncoming vehicle ..... Stranger: Are you drunk? Now you have delayed me for appointment with the governor... Me: Lalaski Stranger: Is that you John? To cut the long story short, lalaski is my day one gee from uni due to,one issue we lost contact , we later went to a nearby bar to discuss, it was when then I narrated all I was going through to him and I was shocked at his response.... Lalaski: Don't worry in the next two days I'll get your daughter back, but I really need to see the governor asap... We exchanged contacts and I was really surprised at his response..... Sorry for the late updates, exams in progress

Success in ur exam.... Next plz

Success Father-In-Law Fire

Ok..Next

Hmmm.. The father in law seems clever [img]http://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/AhvjutJrPdS6G6vA0YbmY8cVOPg9GSX5fNXg559NYEq2.jpg[/img]

next update dude. .

Wish you success dear

U get luck

Next

Hmmmmin

kontinue..

Which kind family is dat? Nawah o. Success is urs bro. |O

Hmmm...... :evil:

a swear..dat will only add salt to injuries..nxt!

dnt forget to vote @ademolar for mr. coolval Support Hope And Change!!!

Ok. Thank God for ur life

hmmmm... Wot a wow!

Ok, apology accepted. Next pls!

nice story ride on bro

nice story ride on bro

Hmm

Nice update. I wished you success in your exams.

Wonder shall never end in this world

So your father in law is also behind the abduction of your daughter? anyway thank God you found out on time

success in ur exam

ur father in law nawa o

pls kindly vote @eliboy as d next Mr. Coolval, God bless u as u do

Episode 13 I hooked up with lalaski and we talked about getting my daughter back and also to find out if my wife is also involved in the kidnap. Lalaski later told me his a secret agent for the npf(Nigeria Police Force), this actually gave me a sigh of relief ... He said since we know the people involved we should also play a game with them but little did we know the game would go sideways, we actually failed to deliver the money they requested for so they went ahead to kidnap my mom. I informed lalaski about the new development and he himself realized they now mean real business .... First my daughter now my mom, what the hell is going on , temi also fell ill because of this which gave me a second doubt whether she is involved or not, well till I see concrete evidence I would know the truth... Lalaski then decided that we bug temi's father to know more about their plans. Two days after they kidnaped my mom I did not receive any message from the kidnapers which was really bothering me. We successfully bugged him and still we had nothing and we did not receive any message from the kidnappers.. **thinking** Which kind yawa be this, what have I done to myself my mom and my daughter now being held captive by my so called father in law ... While a call came in from lalaski... Me: Any development bro? Lalaski: Meet me at ...... We just received Intel about their hideout .., I stayed in the car while lalaski and his other agents went inside the building while I stayed inside the car like a coward busy praying for their safety , not long I heard gun shots which shocked me ,then I saw them coming out with several people cuffed including my father in law cuffed and my mother being blind folded... Me: Who got shot ? Lalaski: A lady (funke) but she managed to escape ... Me: Haaaaa my nightmare escaped again, that means trouble o Lalaski: Will you stand there sobbing or won't you unfold your mom .. After unfolding my mom hands the unexpected happened when she set her eyes on temi's dad... My mom: Segun is that you Me: **shocked** you know him My mom: I don't just know him, his your father....

Tnx for your concern guys...

Gbege... Dat means u married ur sister... Ur dad is also screwing funke for her to be involved in sharing the money

Chineke

Original Gobe...

A Father Doing All This To His Unknown Son!

Labaski Really Did A Nice Job

Mehn

Omo gobe don shele. . . . Cant stop lauqhinq

Jesu!!!

That means you married your own sister

olorun iyanu oooo( the God of miracle!!!!.

See gbege ooo

Chain reaction

C gobe!

Anoder gbege

Speechless..... Next!!!!!

see gobe

Eyah

oya nexxt epi. . . ...

[color =yellow]What a wicked world....... :evil:[/color]

na big yawa be dis o

Haha Yawa O

ha, akoba gafara

ha, akoba gafara olohun maje kari ino ni kanga

pls kindly vote @eliboy as d next Mr. Coolval, God bless u as u do…....

This is the real defination of Palava ft Gobe

ah gbege don jazz

Episode 14 **a week later ** I had pack out of my house, now staying with lalaski because I really dunno what to do.. Lalaski had gone a on a special project with the governor and I was really getting tired of boredom and idleness so I decided to stroll out..... Still walking without a destination not long i noticed a black van speeding towards me and before I know what was going on I was covered with a black bag, it was later when my eyes were opened I realized I had being kidnapped .... **thinking** Again again what is my problem with kidnappers for Christ sake , I was eager to know who kidnapped me not long funke walked in and before I could say anything a hot slap landed on my face it was then I realized that girls hand are indeed iron hands.. **advice to the guys** Fear ladies they can do and undo at anytime o, if you think you are smart just remember that a lady is also cunning o so know how to play your game well...... **funke dials a number** Hello commissioner this is your lovely funke on the line, I have your one and only son here, infact your only child ... Me: You mean his not temi's dad.... Again a hot slap landed on my cheek and at that time I decided to keep mute like a DVD player whose volume is on 0.... Funke: Now I need 10million naira , in the next four days I'll call you back about the collection, your one and only love funke #muah Funke: Mr chop and clean , won't you show us your powers now ni ... Me: **just thank God say I'm tied** Funke: Eh ya so na mouth you get, anyways I miss that prick of yours don't worry I have a gift for you later in the day and don't think you're getting out of here hale and healthy, that's even if you don't die sef..... Omo see me gbege o, chai I really need a miracle from God right now..... Not long enough lalaski walked in laughing at me..... Almost through with exams , bear with me guys

Just bear with me guys

Hhhhmmmmm

Best of luck bro

good luck

"Labaski walked in laughing at you" So they conspired to kidnapp you!

goodluck bro!

You are in a deep shithole, lalaski again.. na wet in you sabi chop wan kill you so :g

Ummn

That's human for u.... Next!!!!!!!!

lalaski ??? he don forsake u ni

ok on prob

See confusion o

WTF... Lalaski that u trusted and moved into his apartment is also involved

Again again

Conspiracy, betrayal

[b] [u]Nice update bro... carry-on[/u] [/b]

That means you should never trust too much

Lalaski

planned abduction

Lalaski? .......

good luck

Hmm..Thats your dad joor!

shey funke dey sample the father too nii??

following

Ok oo

so, he also has a hand in it

d gud Lord will see u tru

wish u all d best in ur exam

Amen o

I am quite confused here

Best of luck

Episode 15 Me: Lalaski what's wrong na Lalaski : Don't worry you're going today, you're no longer useful to us o I was surprised because earlier funke said am not getting out of here alive , which kind palava be this.... While I was praying inside my mind I was bundled again and delivered to my sitting room and I also notice they took someone along with them, who could that be well I hope its not my daughter..... **Evening still blindfolded** Later I managed to shout and Susan came to my rescue and it was then I realized it was my wife that was kidnapped ...... **phone rings ** Me: **picks it ** hello Lalaski: Na me o lalaski tell the governor say we have his daughter.... Me: But.... **call drops** **wondering** governor's daughter ke, me wey no even sabi senator pikin talkless of governor daughter abi Na which kind yawa be this o..... **phone rings** My dad: Hello son Me: Whose your son? #angry Dad: There is something I really need to tell you about temi Me: Which is? Dad: She's the daughter of..... Me: Of the governor ? Dad: How did you know... **call drops** Chai my life just went from frypan directly to the fire .... Yawa don gas, what I can do guess it's all left to me now... Now I started looking for a direct link to the governor but still nothing came through, then an idea popped to my head that if truly lalaski was working for the governor there should be a place in his house where he'll be keeping his number..... **inside lalaski's room** After searching for an hour plus I saw a small phone more of like a secret phone so I switched it on and saw the governor's no alas so I decided to dial the no with the phone for a quick response... Me: Dials no..., Governor: Lalaski wherever you are just know you are dead, you think can play games with me abi..... Me: ** Drops call** after hearing I got scared again , hope am not transferring lalaski problem unto myself so I decided to man up and face whatever was coming my way but before I could do anything some guys came into the house and gave me the worst beating of my life and bundled me into to a sack , it was on the way i realized they were about to kill me.......

done with exams

episode 16 soonest.... starting a new story this weekend gonna need all hands on deck

RIP

Success bro.

Ride on

This story is getting more complicated. More Mb to your phone.. Bro

Success to your Exams

Owk na

U cnt die nw

Next Episode :mail:

Oh..From frying pan to fire indeed!

You brought all this beatings and problems unto yourself the day you started sampling!

Next Dude.. :g ..

Form frypan to fire

Form frypan to fire!!!

y dem no kum kill u

E be like say i don miss road fr dis story

Sha next

nice1

Hmmmm

Episode 16 Om the getting to the location where I was about to be killed I felt a hot slap on my cheek still being blindfolded and my mouth sealed, it was when I was un blindfolded that I realized that it was the governor that slapped me.... Governor: This is not lalaski , return him and get me the real lalaski *in an angry tone* So while they were trying to bundle me back into the vehicle I made some groans which made the governor realized that I wanted to say something so he ordered one of his men to realse me.... Me: Sir your daughter has been kidnapped by lalaski Governor: **laughs** which daughter, we all know that I only gave birth to two lovely guys Me: Sir am serious o, Lalaski was so sure about it Governor : Why should I believe you? Me: Am her husband Governor: Guys take him away before I lose my temper Suddenly one of the men brought out a gun and pointed it towards the governor saying that does he think lalaski is stupid, this got me scared so lalaski had an inside mole .... Wonders shall never end while I was busy thinking about this i heard a gunshot only to wake up in an hospital bandaged and cuffed to the bed like a criminal. Governor : so mr man tell who you really are because this whole drama of my daughter is not making sense.... Suddenly a woman barged in crying... Strange woman: where is she, i need to see my daughter... Governor : shut up woman, i told you we don't have any daughter just our son segun Strange Woman: we have a daughter o the doctor lied to us...... **phone rings** Governor: hello Lalaski: it seems you think I'm joking, well i have stepped up my game, i want you to meet someone Segun: daddy please help me out, i don't want to die here Governor: if you touch my son...... Lalaski: shut up mr man and prepare a sum

following :yes:

Following :mail:

Nyc work buh To short to be called an episode......

This Lalaski strong o

following....

following

Following

next

Hmmm

Next

Hun?

Pwk na

lets go dere.

Huh

Episode 17 **in the governor's house** Temi: **confused** My mom: **confused** Commissioner : **confused** Governor : **confused** Governor's wife (mrs alao) : **not confused** Mrs alao: i told you, she didn't die but you won't believe me Temi: what's going on dear Me : **speechless ** Governor : cso place a top level arrest warrant on lalaski Mrs alao: i want my own daughter and my son o Me: here she is ma'am Mrs alao: (running towards her and at the same time crying) **hugs her** Temi: still confused, babe whats going on Me: ask your so called dad to explain, because I don't really understand and his in the best position to explain Governor : Commissioner you better shed light on the issue on ground or else..... **10 masked guys barged in** They took the governor and the so called body guards ran away, Nigerians will always be nigerians.... I was not even scared because this won't be the first or second time i would be kidnapped, i even thought they were coming for me..... **2days later** Still we haven't heard anything from the people that kidnapped the governor, the matter started getting worse because lalaski and funke thought we were lieing not until they saw it on tv.... Am just happy that none of my family member is involved but still temi wants to know what her father is hiding from her.... **Commissioner's house** Temi was holding a knife and swears to kill herself if he doesn't explain whats going on to her, instead he just laughed and said if you kill yourself the only thing I'll regret is the money i spent on you, am not your father and i don't who he his but it seems it's the governor so get the hell out of my house.... **back to my apartment ** Temi walked in crying, just had to comfort her and asked what happened and she explained everything to me so we decided to do dna test to proof if it's true..... It was while we were doing the test in the governor's hospital a black van came and dropped a body in front of the hospital and drove away, when the nurses and doctors moved towards it, they saw the body of the governor on the floor, whether dead or alive they don't know..... Watch out for the next episode

Following

Tnx for the comments

The state where all this is happening is fucked up... No common security for the governor

Ok ooo... Next!!!!

Waiting

Ok

So no tight security for the governor..nawa o!!

..Next dude..

Dis is serious

hmmmmmm um commentless

The commissioner is really something If she is not his daughter that means the couples are not related

This is serious!

dat is ur fada

Episode 18 The doctors rushed the governor into the theater for an emergency operation, i and temi were outside shocked and confused and before we knew what was happening the press were already around.... I just wish say the way Nigerians press respond to emergency is the way Nigerian police force does.... Mehn Nigerians press can be so annoying and persistent with all the questions they're asking, before you even try to answer one question another one don surface... To cut the long story short the police force arrived late to control the press but before they came back the doctor that did the dna test for us has confirmed that temi is really the daughter of the governor, we were still on this when another doctor came out and broke the news to the press that the governor is dead... Immediately Temi heard she busted into tears now the focus of the press were on her wondering what was her connection with the governor, i just don't know why some doctors can't keep their mouth shut, na so the doctor say "She just realized that the governor is her dad" Come see different questions from the press, the police force were unable to control them because they never expected a press so large as that then one of the press asked a stupid question "Did The governor Abandon You Or What? ".... I was angry with the question and before I knew what was going on i shouted at the man but the man was being so stupid, the idiotic fellow that claimed to be part of the press asked the question again which increased the level of my anger and before i knew what was happening i gave him a hard punch as in a punch that can bring down a whole building...... The next thing i saw was the man on the floor lying down in his own pool of blood while i was handcuffed and taken to the station...

Already loosing interest in this story, the episode are too short make matter worst up date comes once in 2 weeks. Hw do u expect someone to enjoy a story which he has forgot the happenings of the last episode be4 u update? Anyway thanks for the update.

Uhn??

@ Possibilita i am guilty of that it's just that i had some unforeseen circumstances that came my way, I'll change sir.... tnx for your love and concern

mumu.... u give government punch

hmmmm.m nawa oooo, from one problem to another

just like that!!

Ahahhhhhh guy take am easy na u just dey gv us all the things wey no dey possible for this world na u be confirm mule baba

Anyway i sha won knw wetin go end the story

What... Damn

You should have controlled your anger

Kontinue.. enjyin d ride

Next' kiddah

push on

hmmmmm ur wahaala no dey finish

nawa o

U over react

Episode 19 I was released few mins later through the help of the Commissioner , now the governor is dead and his son is still with lalaski and funke, what am i gonna do now to protect temi and my daughter o because no one really knows what happened to the governor o... **phone rings** Me: hello Lalaski : padi mi how far now **laughing** Me: guy guy Lalaski: give the phone to temi Me: she's not here Lalaski : i can see her beside you wearing a blue top with a black jean On hearing this i was shocked And scared cause it's now obvious they're still after me and my family and i really need to do everything in my power to protect my family.. **hands over the phone to temi** Temi: **angry tone** what can i do for you Lalaski: it's simple as of now you're having #6000000 balance in your bank account Temi: **shocked** how did you know my balance, who gave you access to my bank account details Funke: ogbeni shut up and make a wire transfer of everything to the account details that will be sent to you or the next thing you'll wake up to see is your daughter's dead body **call drops** Temi: **crying** who did i offend? That's now revenging in this way Me: what happened She narrated everything to me and now i need to be very smart and play my game well because if i get caught the consequence will be great.... I called upon the commissioner and he secretly sent disguised security guards to my house, we secretly passed my phone to the guards who took it to the secret agents headquarters where the call was traced.... Lalaski made a great mistake of coming into my house himself to eliminate my daughter that night he never expected anyone to be around to protect us... Immediately he stepped into my compound he was apprehended before he could make any move... I was happy that at last the whole matter is coming to an end then suddenly we heard a gunshot, it was until i woke up the following morning in an hospital that the bullet hit me hard on my stomach.....

last episode tomorrow

Oyah na.... Mr. Kiddah, waitin

@OyefestuS oga boss na u o

following oo.!!

nawao

Nawa ooooh

Hehehe.... Nah u they come for

my dear ur life is really complicated

hmmmm... hospital ke

Tank God say u knw die

Who shut d gun?

OK

Not been following

I don't even understand the story again

Waiting for the last episode

waiting

Hia oooo

hmmmmmn

Gen. KHADAL come ya. I am waiting

Episode 20 (last episode) After waking up seeing temi, my mom nd my daughter beside me i started smiling, i tried to talk but i could not, they noticed this and called on the doctor but before he came back i was having a cardiac arrest... The doctor tried to sedate me but the harder they tried the worse it gets.... I was rushed for an emergency surgery, mehn everybody were already worried... Is this how am gonna lose everything after fighting so hard to end the war in my life... No it shouldn't be this way... No God why me?.... After spending 4hrs in the surgery room the doctor explained to the commissioner that the bullet had penetrate one of my kidney that an emergency surgery will be needed to be done abroad and it's gonna cost me #5 000 000... Where i wan see dat kind amount, while the debate was going on funke came in with a gun, she cocked it and aimed it towards my almost lifeless body, people started begging but before we could stop her, she fired the gun and it hit my mom straight on the heart, she actually ran towards me to prevent me from dieing...... My mama dead and I'm still unconscious, not long the governor's son was retrieved back and to our surprise the governor walked in, we all thought we saw a ghost but before he could explain how he played the game he helped me out of the country for proper treatment..... Back in Nigeria... I was so sad i lost my mom due to my love for punani, well it's all now in the past... The governor explained how the commissioner came up with a plan to fake his death which will make lalaski come forward and that will enable us to capture him, what a brilliant plan but it also led to the end of my mom..... Well i had lots of goodies to myself as the husband of the governor's daughter, i and temi gave birth to three more children making it four (2boy's 2girl's ) The end.... Watchout for my upcoming story "The Last Virgin Standing"

Interesting. General Khadal. Tag me when the new story comes up. Just Loyal. YNWA.

it was interesting all through,pls lemme know when the next towie is out

9ice 1

hmmm. see d early grave u sent ur mum too bcos of punani.. nice story, atleast we all learnt one or two things abt d story especially we guys dat likes sharwama too much

Wow..Nice ending..

Let me know when the new story is out.. Thumbs_up too

Nice story with nice ending

Thanks dear i'll be waiting for ur next st

nice :g but u did not tell us what happened to temi or did she still escape

waw nyc

Ok

nice story.

wow congratulations and sorry for d loss

Wow!!! Nyc 1 buh pAinful u lost yhur mum... Anyway Kudos bro.... If yhu like stArt d new one no call me, u go c ........ Make i no talk

nice story all the way up.

Nice story nice ending more ink to your pen

Nice story nice ending more ink to your pen

Waoo... Nice story so far

Nice ending... keep It up

Wow, interesting thumbs up

My new story is out o. https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/the-last-virgin-by-mr-kiddah/

nyc one

Hmmm This Is Hilarious U Know?

M'y Guy no be smll mata

See gobe

Gbagam

wow what a nice story but tag me up with the last virgin standing

Following

Na badoo.

interesting

Guy are the best player no need for prayer u must score

Is like u have already been Curse everything is against u

Ride on