A true friend is like a penis, he
stands up for you in
times of need. A genuine friend
is like a bra, she
supports you at all times. A
faithful friend is like a
condom , he protects you from all
harm. A loving
friend is like a vagina, she
accomodates you fully
despite the size of your problem.
what kind of a friend are you to
me? Penis, condom, bra or
vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the
greatest breakfast
ever? According to doctors it has
a mushroom head, a
sausage body, two eggs and milk
which provides
nutrients. Thus making ladies
healthy and full for 9
months. Besides it has 3 good
manners too. 1. Its very
courteous, it stands before it
performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps
during performance 3.
It is polite, it bows after
performing.
Send to ladies 2 laugh and to
men 2 make them happy
and proud of themselves. 1.
Kamasutra says : If you suck one
nipple, the woman herself offers
the
other one. And that was the
origin of "buy one get one
free"! 2. Did you ever notice:
everything on a woman's upper
body starts with a "B". Blouse,
Bra, Bikini, Boobs
& lower body with a "P" Peticoat,
panties, pussy...
That's origin of "BP"! 3. Before
sex, you help each other get
naked. After sex, you dress only
yourself. Moral: In life no one
helps you once you're fucked. 4.
Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but
nobody knows how many
times you got fucked to achieve
it. 5. Life is like a dick, sometimes
it becomes hard for no reason. 6.
Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to make his wife's
panties wet, not her eyes. A wife
is
supposed to make her husband's
dick hard, not his
life..! When a lady is pregnant, all
her friends touch her stomach ad
say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and
touch the man's Penis and
say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never
appreciated: Only results
matter.
