1 i dont know if it is my village people oo, but something is telling me to stand in front of a soldier and call him a soldier ant
2 welcome to nigeria where people would go to a dead person profile and type " tell me it is not true"
3 some relative can be very funny
they will be like " dont u remember me again, i was with ur mother when she gave birth to you..... And u have no choice than to say " ahhhhhh anty, long time oo"
4 you better work hard now if not you will spend the rest of your life
in church shouting " I RECIEVE IT "
5 i stopped smoking weed the day i spent 30 min looking for my phone under the bed with my phone flashlight