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Football vs sex

Football vs sex

By Mubarak in 25 Jun 2016 | 18:43
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Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being
invited = OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on
the same day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN
GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all =
MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY
MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child
= ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more
=EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex =
FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' =
Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later
still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll
20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass
21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum
open d door= Injury
22.You and your girl break up= Game
over 23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD
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lolz
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Lol
25 Jun 2016 | 18:53
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Hmmm true talk
25 Jun 2016 | 19:03
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smiles ... Practised all
25 Jun 2016 | 19:07
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football game...
25 Jun 2016 | 19:12
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4NY
25 Jun 2016 | 19:38
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Lol
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lol @frankkay where ar u nw
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