I was lounging in my sitting room on this lazy Saturday
morning when my cousin breezed in with this beautiful damsel,
his new girlfriend. After formally introducing her, I couldn't help
but notice her statistics, very impressive I must say.
My cousin is a certified player; only 33yrs old but I swear, e don
do pass me. When I was in the world, Kai, did I have my fill of
very beautiful women: when men were men, no be now wey
we dey go night vigil before we can get a hard-on. Who say old
age na good thing.
Yea, I know what you're thinking....
Men are often thought of as visual creatures. You can’t blame us
for being superficial when it’s hardwired into our brains, can
you? That's what we say, at least, as a defense, because most of
us are defenseless when faced with an incredibly beautiful
woman; but as old solider concerned, I have A1 in holding body,
wetin Oyinbo people call discipline.
Back to my cousin, his babe excused herself at some point to
use the washroom, as I fired the first shot by congratulating him
on a very beautiful catch, come and see heavy complaints, he
started telling me all that was wrong with his girl. Haba, they
have only dated for just three months! "Uncle Charly, she is only
a fine face o, she can't cook, she can't f..k, all she's good for is
this kinda comment I get every time and everywhere I go with
her but na dat one I go chop? Infact, I'm not sure I will be with
her for long", he murmured bitterly.
What do I say to all of that?
I have learnt from experience that out of the hundreds of very
beautiful and pretty women I dated when I was in the world,
most of them really were nothing to write home about when it
came to bedmatics. My cousin's statement therefore was only
reaffirming what I have known all along. I know this is a theory
many guys would love to argue out with me, but, hey, it's just
my personal opinion. Most pretty faces out there are not great
lovers at all.
You see, the world does a great job of constantly reminding
pretty, beautiful, fine women how hot they are. Yes, she’s heard
it before. She’s probably been hearing it continuously since she
was 12yrs old and this can have a number of effects on a
woman. A particular effect is that she might have an inflated ego,
thinking she's all of that, hence no need for her to make extra
effort at being proficient in the bedroom department. So so
wrong. She may not realize it until she's way into a relationship,
but there’s no mistaking someone who is totally certain she’s got
everyone around her sucking up to her including you.
As a result, some of them become lazy, uninteresting f...k. Yes
o.
I also understand that some of them hold back a lot by being
inexpressive so that some of us don't think that they are
ashawo's. For some others, they were raised to feel its loose
behaviour and taboo for them to even WANT sex, let alone
ENJOY it. It's no wonder they just lay there.
So ladies, it's time to find out from your man if you meet all the
bedroom requirement, especially if he knows what he is doing
too. Even if you're not a rock star in bed, work it out with your
man so you both can find each other's G-Spot.
Hopefully guys, when you finally get a chick who is a killer in
bed, please don't get stuck like so many other guys do, being
haunted by how many people have watered her garden; just
kick back and enjoy it and don't get caught up on wondering
how or where she learned the skills from.
And for women, find men who can enjoy sex with you without
being intimidated or overwhelmed by a woman who knows
what she's doing.
Sex and sexuality is a serious matter.
It doesn't matter who chooses to be on top or under, whatever
you do, just be on top of your game, make memorable screws,
ones that leave your man thoroughly pleasured all the time; no
just be fine girl with no action.
