[b]WIFE:[/b] [i]honey let's play a game.[/i]
[B]HUSBAND:[/B] [i]okay. What's the game about?[/i]
[b]WIFE:[/b] [I]if i mention a fruit, you'll run to the left side of the room and touch the wall, if i mention a color, you'll run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If u run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month.[/I]
[B]HUSBAND:[/B] [i]Okay! And if u fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?[/i]
[b]WIFE:[/b] [I](smiles) yes darling![/I]
[B]HUSBAND:[/B] [i]okay. (stands up ready to run in any direction)[/i]
[size=30]You start[/size]
[b]WIFE:[/b] [I]Orange!?[/I]
***4 HOURS NOW...***
The husband is still standing on the spot wondering if she meant the fruit or the color.
[B]Moral of the story... [color =red]Fear women.[/color] ???...[/B]
Who knows, someone might be laughing for the first time today?
