[b]Angry Ele sends a text to
his mother-in-law and the
message reads: "Your product is
not cooking food properly and
nicely. It's not even performing in
bed. In short, I am not getting
value for the money I paid for."
Mother-in-law replied: "Product
sold, warranty expired and
manufacturer not responsible.
Thank you for doing business
with us."
[color =red] ;) ;) ;) ;) [/color]
pizzaro wanted to call the
hospital to ask about his
pregnant wife, but accidently
called the cricket stadium. He
asks, "How's the situation?" He
was shocked and nearly died on
hearing the reply. They said, "It's
fine. 3 are out, hope to get
another 7 out by lunch, last one
was a duck!"
pizzaro: given the economy of Naija? Oh am dead!!!
:) :) :) [/b]