1. It is impossible to lick your elbow
(busted)
2. A crocodile can't stick it's tongue
out.
3. A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
4. People say "Bless you" when you
sneeze because when you sneeze,your
heart stops for a mili-second.
5. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over
a period of 80 years, no one reported
a single case where an ostrich buried
its head in the sand.
6. It is physically impossible for pigs to
look up into the sky.
7. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
(busted?)
8. More than 50% of the people in the
world have never made or received a
telephone call.
9. Rats and horses can't vomit.
10. If you sneeze too hard, you can
fracture a rib.
11. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you
can rupture a blood vessel in your
head or neck and die.
12. If you keep your eyes open by force
when you sneeze, you might pop an
eyeball out.
13. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18
months, two rats could have over a
million descendants.
14. Wearing headphones for just an hour
will increase the bacteria in your ear
by 700 times.
15. In every episode of Seinfeld there is
a Superman somewhere.
16. The cigarette lighter was invented
before the match.
17. Thirty-five percent of the people who
use personal ads for dating are
already married.
18. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no
one knows why.
19. 23% of all photocopier faults
worldwide are caused by people sitting
on them and photocopying their butts.
20. In the course of an average lifetime
you will, while sleeping, eat 70
assorted insects and 10 spiders.
21. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
22. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue
print is different.
