If facebook was there in bible times, some posts would be like..
* Guy its scary, lot's wife just turned in2 a pillar of salt... # shaking
* Chilling with moses on mount sinai....charlie cum see miracles omg!
* Eve nd husby got banished...theyate from the forbidden fruit...I mean who does that? Smh
* just chilling in first class at noah's ark...the view here is fantastic buh 'em lions keep staring at me # weird
* Some ppl 're soo cruel! Aaazzzin cain how dare yu kill yur own bro # RIP_Abel
* Jacob's status: Things we do for love, can't believe I served her father fo' 14 years just to get her...got mad love 4 yu rachel
* Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me sha # selfie_wit_lamb
* One of Jesus' disciples post: what a long day walking nd preaching d gospel...now chilling with 'em bros...'Em guys are funny # llp(laughing like pharaoh)
* Mary: Joseph is not replying my messages on whatsapp fah...he still thinks I cheated.. smh grow up mahn!
* Judas did what!!? That bro aint loyal
Hehehe crazy stuff...