BREAKING NEWS!!!
Easter May Be Postponed!!!
Report says that Judas is refusing to betray
Jesus this year. He claims that 30 pieces of
silver is too small due to the current
economy situation and high rate US dollar.
He is demanding 100% increment on the
amount. Negotiations are still ongoing.
You are hereby advised to free your cows,
goats, turkeys and chickens awaiting
crucifixion during the Easter season, pending
when he will receive alert from his bank.
Judas and his entire family duly apologize for
any inconveniences this may caused you..