little boy and his friends are being
called bastards and bitches by bullies
at school. The boy goes home and
asks, "Dad, what are bastards and
bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches
are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes
upstairs to see his mom. As he enters
the room, he accidentally drops a
perfume bottle, and his mom says,
"Shit!" "Mom, what is shit?" and she
says, "Perfume." So he goes to see his dad (who is carving a chicken), and
his dad cuts himself and yells, "Fuck!"
The boy asks, "Dad, what does fuck
mean?" and dad says "preparing."
Then he follows his dad upstairs. A
few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says,
"Where are the condoms?" The little
boy asks, "What are condoms?" and
his father says, "Condoms are coats
and jackets." The following night his
father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the
door for them and says, "Hello! Please
come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang
your condoms up here, my mom is
upstairs rubbing shit on her face and
my dad is downstairs fucking the chicken....
