I was in Mr Biggs yesterday when I suddenly
realized I
desperately needed to mess, They were
playing Don
Jazzy’s Dorobucci. The music was really really
loud, so
I timed my mess with the beat of the music.
I was
releasing my mess alongside the music so
that nobody
would hear the sound of the mess although
the mess
was very loud too. When I finished, I started
to feel
better but I looked around and noticed that
everybody
in the restaurant frowned and was staring
at me…..
Why? Then I suddenly remembered that I
was listening
to the music with my ear-phone. I almost
fainted