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A Journalist to a Doctor of a mental
hospital & the following
conversation ensued :
JOURNALIST : How do you determine to
admit a patient or not ?
DOCTOR : Well, we first fill a bathtub with
water till the top. We then give a
teaspoon, a
glass cup and a bucket to the patient and
ask him/her to empty the bathtub.
JOURNALIST : Obviously a normal person
would use the BUCKET because it's bigger.
DOCTOR : No, you're silly! A normal
person would pull the DRAIN PLUG! Nurse,
admit this man in Ward 7!!
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Carbony missed his wife who travelled, so
much that he felt the matrimonial bed was
too big
for just him alone. Then, he decided to
sleep on the sofa, dinning chair and
sometimes in
the library, children's room and the Guest
room.
When the wife came back, she asked the
maid if her husband was sleeping fine
while she was away. But the maid
answered:
Madam, since u left, Oga has not been
sleeping in u people's Bedroom, He has
been sleeping around ooooooo.The woman
screamed & fainted!!!
see what grammar can cause...