Do me I do you
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A Nigerian man and a white American
guy were
seated on a plane. The Nigerian man had
a bunch of banana, while d white American
guy
had a monkey. The Nigerian man wanted
to use
d toilet, he said to the White American
guy; please watch over my bananas, while am
gone.
He went, came back and found out that
the
bananas were all gone. The white
American guy pointed at the monkey and said; your
brother
here, ate all of them. The Nigerian man
said
nothing. Minutes later, the White
American guy said; please hold my monkey while i go
pee. He
went, came back and met the monkey,
dead. He
asked the Nigerian man what happened
and he replied; this is a family matter, please
stay out of
it.