[b]crusherdaniels had just returned from London in where he was washing dead bodies to make a living...
now he has returned to Nigeria to get iksueency..the girl of his dreams... only to be told that a certain Ele came out of the blues to grab his dream.girl....crusherDaniels checked himself in the mirror....he was so perfect...even Beyonce wouldn't resist him.....
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crusherdaniels observed as people were looking at him as he Walked through the streets ...he was so proud of himself....on reaching the school gates..the school security men who hardly smiled .smiled at him....form crusherdaniels mind *I'm on top of the world*
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crusherdaniels got to class where he saw Ele talking to iksqueency..immediately iksqueency saw him..she grinned......for crusherdaniels mind ***every place I stepped today was a hit..from my street to the school gate bacl-to-back ... all smiles... iyalaiya any Ele***
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the TRIPPLE "S" of his class in persons of Sunshine,Sirmike and Skookum came to meet him...and crusherdaniels was like "even the famous triple S wants to share my moment of share....
and Sirmike was like "when dem go flush mumu commot from this crusherdaniels body...guy YOU NAH SEE SAY YOU WEAR YOUR CLOTHES UPSIDE DOWN".... crusherdaniels fainted!!!!!!![/b]
[b]Chisooooos .... Lolx ...... Me?????? Ele d thunder wey go fire u still de do press up .... A whole me can u imagine d insult e be lyk say u wan go jail[/b]
23 Jan 2016 | 18:28
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what a lolz
23 Jan 2016 | 19:09
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I can't laff abeg
23 Jan 2016 | 20:08
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passing
23 Jan 2016 | 20:25
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Hahahahaha
omg
@crusherdaniel sorioo o
@ele1 :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
u just c crusher 4dream hahahahhaha
23 Jan 2016 | 20:43
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lols... jogging
23 Jan 2016 | 21:05
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lolz
23 Jan 2016 | 21:49
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@ebube Wetin you still dey do online by 2:05 ?
@crusher abeg pity my dad @ele1
23 Jan 2016 | 21:51
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Lolz
23 Jan 2016 | 23:04
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imagin
24 Jan 2016 | 00:16
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na new style
24 Jan 2016 | 01:11
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Hehe jst peeping
24 Jan 2016 | 01:31
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Lol
24 Jan 2016 | 02:09
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Hahaha
It's really a hit back to back
From the street to the school gate until sirmike quench his self exaggeration ad yet he never get the girl
Lolz...
24 Jan 2016 | 02:26
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Geesors!!!! @crusherdaniels omo na u b dz? c as @ele1 draq u 4 floor (yorubas will understnd)
@ele1 ti tk ova...leave twash 4 LAWMA
24 Jan 2016 | 02:34
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lolz
24 Jan 2016 | 02:36
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@ele1 dis is 2 much nw but I can't stop laughing
24 Jan 2016 | 03:06
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Lol i can't laf ooh..@Ele1 yaf kill crusher finish.
24 Jan 2016 | 03:44
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[b]Funny[/b]
24 Jan 2016 | 04:09
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Hahaha
Sowi @crusherdaniel
24 Jan 2016 | 04:22
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@besty @damzybabe @pheranmmie041 @sirmike abeg make una help me tell @crusher say i nah one c him face for our house again ... can u imagine @crusher followed my wife @iksqueency and i to Dubai claiming to have biz with her *angry face*
24 Jan 2016 | 05:36
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My belle o my head o
24 Jan 2016 | 05:44
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Hmmmmm @iksqueency so na u wan giv crusher brain weave
24 Jan 2016 | 06:42
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Chai .... Ele don de gt mouth because say u be cyber talker iffa gt u .... U go hear am ....
24 Jan 2016 | 06:43
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@invincible u wan dey form MI abii
@crusher hmmmmmmm (c me pwifately)
24 Jan 2016 | 07:06
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Hmmm.... You guys are funny... Sorry @crusher...shaa leave me cos I don get my own husby....
24 Jan 2016 | 07:25
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@pheranmmie041 MI na my pikin na :)
24 Jan 2016 | 07:42
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@crusher
hope u don hear my wifey @iksqueency ...
case closed!!! :)
@iksqueency .... After all we've been through .... U want to lemme go jex lyk dat?????? .... Dat ain't right bae ... Have a rethink .... I will wait for u .... I keep ma words
@ele1 i hope u've nt resorted to diabolism cos it wont work on me ........ @pheranmmie014 send me d venue, date and time
24 Jan 2016 | 12:18
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*peeping* Imao @Crusherdaniels Na U Dem Do Dis Kind Thing? Chai Ele1 Take Am Easy Ooo
24 Jan 2016 | 14:22
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[b]you don crush am finally[/b]
24 Jan 2016 | 16:18
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:) Hahahahah
24 Jan 2016 | 16:20
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@damzybabe ....tell him oooo...u can assist him though.... @crusher is currently lonely..... @crusher ... I don't do juju...I'm a Child of Christ :)
24 Jan 2016 | 18:08
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kikikikikiki dis one too funny o
25 Jan 2016 | 00:26
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Lol
25 Jan 2016 | 04:29
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Lolz. Shock of the year
25 Jan 2016 | 04:41
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@crusher dere re better ladies here, stop disturbing anoder man's wife and don't let @ele1 b insulting uu.
25 Jan 2016 | 06:58
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Lolzzz
25 Jan 2016 | 08:54
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@ele1 datx hw all of una(juju pple) de tok .... U tink i'll believe .... Lialia .... @damzybabe ..... Ah knw u re desperate bt ... Letx c if i will put u in d list of those am thinking of considering ....
25 Jan 2016 | 09:11
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Oooopppppssss...@crusherdaniel... Don't worry after 100 years sha... Sha wait for me dear crusher.....
25 Jan 2016 | 12:14
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lolzzzz
25 Jan 2016 | 16:48
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@crusher
hope you heard my wife oooo :)
how you go put @damzybabe for your list...
u wan stay booless for life be that ooo :)
25 Jan 2016 | 17:16
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@ebube jogging by 2:45am then u must be crusherdaniels brother
25 Jan 2016 | 17:44
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@flindy... it get as the thing dey do for body....
25 Jan 2016 | 19:25
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#sniffs .... @iksqueency ... Owk since datx hw u want it #angrymode .... If i cant have u no body will (u knw dat kain tok) .... @ele1 before i put her in ma list she's gon do some tinx for me in private
26 Jan 2016 | 03:06
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@crusher wat re dose things and I don't even want u 2 put me on ur list. But a word is enough 4 d wise. If u like keep following anoder man's wife. @Ele1 u can nw do ur worse because he don't want 2 hear
26 Jan 2016 | 06:23
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@damzybabe .. thanks for your vote of confidence :) i wish you get a world class hubby like me soon .. i have someone in mind for you .. @ebube are u taken?
26 Jan 2016 | 09:23
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@damzybabe thanks for your vote of confidence.. i hope u get a world class hubby like me soon, i have someone in mind.. @ebube are u taken?
26 Jan 2016 | 09:29
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@ele1 u want do matchmakinq
26 Jan 2016 | 10:27
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@ele1 u re offending me
26 Jan 2016 | 11:11
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Lmao...
So, after snatching mah brother's wife...them still deh use him la1/2...aaah...make ah sha no vex...
@Ele1
You carry mah brother matter do joke...ah no talk...you still deh help him gather his pieces heart...ah still no talk...wetin you now wan do nah ihn ah go vex for oo... @Ebube don married with 6kids...what else you wan make he use another lady for??...as @Damzybabe deh vex nah so me sef...No do wetin go make mah bomb explode oo... @Damzybabe is already taken...you no see say as "a" deh for both mine and her name...we don match......
26 Jan 2016 | 13:27
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@Crusher
Though ah no know wetin happen weh make your wife leave you go meet another man...but as a SAN I am...I'm going to get your wife back for you...as mah best brother...just deposit $6million into my account...ah go manage that solve the case...be rest assured...
26 Jan 2016 | 13:33
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@khola46 go straight to your point
26 Jan 2016 | 15:44
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@ebube
tell me.NAaaa.
are you taken????
@damzybabe
are you also married for real???????
@crusher
no let @khola46 give you false hope...
you didn't Lois anyone...
you can't loose what you never had...
@iksqueency was mine from even before she came Heaven
26 Jan 2016 | 17:41
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Haba diari God oooo @ele1
26 Jan 2016 | 20:08
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@khola46.... u no agree to give ur siata, why d six kids
27 Jan 2016 | 00:48
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@ele1 am nt married
27 Jan 2016 | 02:38
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Lol...
@Damzybabe
No be mah fault...The path to my point isn't straight...Its zig-zag... I had no other choice but to take the path...
And whether zig-zag or straight forward...all what matter most is for me to reach my point...ah deh talk say you and I be one...nobody fit reach una side when me still dey here...abi ah lie??...
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@Ebube
Bro, you sabi lie... wetin you still wan use lady for??... 6kids with 3wives...is that not enough??.....
27 Jan 2016 | 03:16
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@khola46 u wicked pass wickedness .... Datx bcoz of wife mata u wan take six mill u de high????? Her body na gold????? Freee dat tin ...
27 Jan 2016 | 06:26
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@uncleba426 hahaha, kilon sele naa? .... @khola46 et @crusher make una come collect plank break una head abeg :) thank me later ... @damzybabe thats why i want to connect you to the oldest and faithful single on earth in person of @ebube :)
27 Jan 2016 | 07:23
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@ele1 did u frnd said he is looking 4 a wife? And did I tell u am looking 4 a husband?
@khola46 funny. U need 2 come out in a good and direct way.
27 Jan 2016 | 08:41
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@khola46... Which means ur 2 sisters and @ele1 younqa sister dey 4 three wives u qave me....
@ele1 hw u take know I dey faithful.
27 Jan 2016 | 12:03
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@ebube im a good judge of character naaaa @damzybabe u didnt tell me but i know u need one as my one and only sister and please dont listen to @khola46 he marries and dump ladies like pure water nylon
27 Jan 2016 | 16:32
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okk oooh.... @ele1 dey judge dey go
27 Jan 2016 | 20:48
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@ele1 am speechless
28 Jan 2016 | 03:59
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@damzybabe i think you re typeless :) anyway its all good, i'll be around d corner to hear gospel news about the lucky guy/guys .... @ebube u dnt knw what u hav till u loose it ooo
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