If you know that the El Clásico match will be on 2nd march raise your hand?...lemme count, 1 2 3 4, only four people...If you know that 50,000 dollars or 50,000 pounds are millions in some currencies raise your hand...Almost every body raised their hands...You guys and gals has got some knowledge...NOW LETS GO TO THE JOKE.....A stingy man was claiming to be generous. Whenever he's eating, he will call people to come and eat. He knew that people will not come and eat because of the way he will always put his five fingers and mouth inside what he is eating. One day, he was eating and mistakingly invited a drug addict who has just finished his cocaine and marijuana. Before he could say come, the drug guy has started eating and swallowing every thing without chewing. In confusion the stingy man wanted to say something and started stammering. Seeing that his food has finished, he quietly moved to the back of their house and started crying.......Lol.