A man and his wife were having an
argument about who should brew the coffee each
morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you
get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to
get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge
of cooking around here and you should do it, because
that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is
in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So
she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several
pages, that it indeed says . 'HEBREWS'