NOWADAYS BOYS AND GIRLS
BOY: hello babe
GIRL :hi sweetheart
BOY: how was your night
GIRL: it was fine and yours?
BOY: very cool,have you eaten?
GIRL: yes
BOY: what
GIRL: rice
BOY: Good,will you reach my side today?
GIRL: hmmmmmm around what time?
BOY: around 2 pm as usual
GIRL: owk ,make sure you prepare something nice like the
other day
BOY: don't worry,I will be expecting you....bye
GIRL: good bye sweetie
AFTER CALLING
IN GIRLS HOSTEL
Friend 1: who just called?
GIRL: is one of my maga jawe
FRIEND 2: which one?
GIRL: that gave me #2000 for my sub
FRIEND 3: without doing anything
GIRL: for where.....if you get code,you can collect the
school fee of nowadays boys without letting them to see
the colour of your tie
FRIENDS: is it that easy
GIRL: my friend forget most of nowadays boys are daft,is
all about CODE
BOYS WARRI
FRIEND 1: who is that girl?
BOY: na that bastard girl jawe
FRIEND 2 :which one
BOY: the wey faint here the other day
FREIND 3 : that you gave #2000 to buy blood tonic and
and pick milk
BOY: you grab jawe,I almost exhaust her strength that day
FRIENDS : lolllllllsssss... And the yeye girl won come again
BOY: na CODE jawe
Abeg who get the real CODE ,BOY OR GIRL