Campus Life. The Girls. The Ghetto. The Garri. The Glory.

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Episode 1. 'You are very stupid o. I asked for assorted continental fried rice,spiced wings of an elephant, flavoured liver of a lion but see what you are giving me' I ranted at the Hotel manager. 'We are very sorry sir,this is all we can offer' The Manager replied with his head bowed in respect. 'What nonsense!' I Continued. 'Let me see that Menu again' I ordered while the Hotel manager with his head fully bowed stretched forth his hands and handed me the menu. 'And I thought this was a 5-Star Hotel' I continued babbling. 'Let me just manage this,and this,and that,no, this and that' I croaked, pointing to various items on the food menu while the Manager continued nodding his head like an agama lizard. 'I'll be back shortly Sir' He announced and took his leave. I felt bossily hearing the old man ascribe Sir to me. But the state of hunger i was in didnt let it get fully into my brain. Ooo ooh. Where on earth is this man and my food. With the type of hunger 'hungrying' me now,i can swallow ten ohrobo's and still feel not satisfied. 'Here we are Sir, Fried rice,Chicken and Hennessy' the waiter said as he served the food to me while the manager stood afar. 'What took you guys so long,you nearly killed a brother here' I hissed. In no time i had gulped down seven plates of fried rice,five full spiced chickens and three bottles of hennessy but still wanted more. I have the money! 'Waiter,More please' I shouted from my seat. 'Sorry sir,you have finished our pot of rice and chicken,there is nothing more to serve sir' Shoooo! This guy dey craze walahi. 'Okay whatelse do you have' I asked calmly,trying hard not to explode my anger on him. 'Only coconuts sir' 'Okay just bring it,i will manage' 'Okay sir'. 'Here it is sir' The waiter said serving one very big coconut that looked like my headmaster's head. I plunged into it,with full force,not minding the shell as i wanted to have a good taste of it... I took the coconut with my hands and with my teeth i bit the shell very hard!.. 'Jessssssssusssss! Val don kill me o' Emma shouted waking me up from my dream with a thunderous slap on my cheek. 'You begin to dey eat your pillow,I no talk. You carry my pillow begin dey chop,I no talk. Now na my head you wan chop abi? God punish you' Emma burst out. I sat on the bed totally speechless. Words failed me as i was yet to comprehend what Emma was saying. Oh now i get. I remembered eating fried rice and chicken in my dreams so what the hell is he saying about me eating pillow and heads? I felt the rumbling of my stomach which signified that i hadnt eaten anything for the last 48 hours. 'Guy,abeg Day never break?' I asked Emma who gave me a quimzzical look and started laughing out loud. He continued his infectious laughter rolling on the floor which greatly infuriated me,then i thought about giving him back his own coin. I stood up from the bed and went closer to him,tapped him on his shoulder and the moment he turned around,i landed a sounding slap on his cheek. Emma grabbed me by my singlet as he made to start a fight and i was so in the mood to give him one. Striking a pose with our fists both clenched and ready to strike a punch as we faced each other. One would think a fight was about to ensue but then,we both started laughing hard as we fell on the bed. From laughing very hard,our tone of laughter had changed to cries. 'Val, I swear, I fit die of hunger here o,I no even get strength to fight at all' 'Emma,if I tell say I dey hungry na lie i talk. If anything pass hunger na that one i dey now' 'Chai Valentine,so person just come campus to come die abi? Which kind life be dis na' 'See make we just dey pray say make tomorrow reach and we never die of hunger' 'As i dey talk so,if I open mouth talk,I go just fall die,make I reserve the talking strength for tomorrow abeg' Emma concluded as he resigned to the bed. My fights with my roommate Emma was not a new thing. We fought on almost any thing and fortunately we understood each other clearly and understood our differences. 'Make morning do fast reach abeg before son of man go die of hunger here o' I thought. I picked up my wallet besides me opening it only to see it as dry as the sahara. I shrugged that off. 'Tomorrows gonna be a great day' i thought while i fell fast asleep. Who knows what the morning holds in store for us.

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Episode 2. Bang! Bang! A knock at the door. 'Fried Chicken. No. Yes. Roasted Thighs of a turkey' Bang! Bang! Bang! Intense knocking at the door continues. I was instantly woken up from my trance. Oh no. Not that dream of me eating in luxury again. Whoever was behind the door temporaryly became my enemy for waking me up from eating the best 'Dreams can offer'. I quickly turned to the sleeping Emma besides me. Glad i didnt eat his head this time. Bang! Bang! Bang. 'Na who me that?' I yawned,standing up from the bed as i stretched my hands in reckless abandon. 'Na me' 'You no get name?' 'Open this door jare before hunger kill me for here'. Only one person could knock at my door so early in the morning. I guessed right as i opened the door to meet my neighbour, Theophilus. 'Guy abeg una get chinkini garri for here wey person fit take hold belle?' Theophilus ignorantly asked immediately he stepped into the room. Theophilus was my neighbour. Handsome, Full of life and fun to be with. He was always referred to as a brainbox. While you're busy thinking and straining your brain in level 1, Theo as i fondly call him is already in level 200. 'You dey craze abi? Or one nut for your head loose this morning?' I sarcastically him. 'You don start abi? Na hunger go kill una' He said,pointing to me and the sleeping Emma. I was begining to wonder if what he said behind the door some minutes ago was actually true. 'Simple question wey i ask you,you come begin dey insult me,common garri you no get,make i go eat my fried rice and chicken for my room jare' He Added as he made to leave. Oh no no no. Not Fried rice and Chicken. 'Ehn go chop am na,call me to wake you up from the dream when you're done eating' I replied as i began laughing hard. He immediately turned to me,this time with seriousness written on his face. 'Guy abeg,even if na small leftover bread,I go manage am abeg' I looked at him with pity not wanting to burst out with a series of laughter. 'To God!' I said, doing the finger to to mouth to sky ritual. 'No single permer of food dey this house at all' He immediately collapsed on the floor, Oh no. Certainly he wasnt thinking i would rush to revive him. Did he?. I sat quietly watching him feign death, he must be stupid to think i'll rush to him with a plate of 'Fried rice and Chicken'. When he noticed i wasnt forthcoming,he stood up,planting a gaze at me. 'Guy you wicked o. Even bread,you no fit offer your man' He said. I laughed out loud. 'If i even get the bread, E for don enter my belle since tey tey'. Theo's face brightened with glee. 'Guy stand up dress make we go chop' 'You get money?' I countered. 'Go dress shaperly shaperly,no dey dull my spirit' He responded. 'Theo Theo T'0 T'0' I hailed him while i went to get dressed. Whatever he has in mind to do,he always achieves it or finds a way to twist and turn things around to his favor. Turning my back away from Theo, I was suprised to see Emma already Up and dressed. "Hunger no get enemy" I thought to myself as i hurriedly put on my trouser. Oops,something dangling between my legs. Forgot to zip up my fly. You. Yes You reading. Hope you didnt see anything? Good child. 'Wait for me!' I yelled as i rushed to go meet Emma and Theo who were already quite some distance from me.

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Episode 3. 'And where exactly are we headed?' I curiously asked Theo after we had circled the entire neighborhood. 'Guy whatsup na? Where exactly we dey go? I no get any strenght to waka again o' Emma also mumbled at Theo. Am pretty sure one could hear the echoing of our rumbling stomachs ten kilometeres away. It sure seemed like world war III was fought inside my belle as the worms inside me could be heard shouting and wailing. Whatever ideas Theo had,he should better put them to good use now unless they want to start posting obituary pics of a son of man. 'Guys look over there,see that man besides the Hummer jeep?' Theo said pointing to his decribed direction. 'It seems his car is broken down, he looks well to do,lets go help him out and am pretty certain he would give us some 'Doo''. I and Emma unanimously agreed to Theo's decision as we immediately headed towards the man's direction. 'Wait!' Theo said,' Valentine na you go talk to the man o' 'Which kind nonsense be that na,no be you bring up the idea of meeting the man?' I countered him. 'No be you get mouth pass all of us for here' Emma and Theo simultaenously fired back. 'If you no go talk to the man,make we begin dey go back now o' Theo added in more of a carefree tone. 'Oya jor make we dey go' I announced as we made to where the man was. 'Good Morning sir' I greeted him. 'Do you need anyhelp on your car sir'. 'Good Morning my child' The man responded. 'Not quite,it just needs a little pushing,thats all'. 'Then we would be glad to help' I offered while the man entered the car as Theo and Emma joyfully went to the back of the car and started pushing it. Good gracious,after pushing for a considerable distance,the engine kicked and started. Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!! The man hit the gas as he sped off,not even looking back to say 'Thank You', leaving us exhausted and wasted as we cursed him. 'May Ogun strike that man for me' Emma cursed. 'Even money for boys,he no fit drop,why we come go waste our strenght sef,Na God go punish am' Theo added,wailing of hunger in the process. 'I swear,that man look like chief Ahun himself' I said. We found our way to a nearby shade where we sat down quietly. 'Guys,see that woman wey dey carry food for head' Theo the "ideologist" said. 'Wetin come happen to the woman?' I and Emma asked. 'Una no well,abi una no dey see food. Mtchew. Psst psst,Madam!' Theo called out to the woman as she turned and came towards us. 'Guy you get money?' I fearfully asked him. 'Una too dey worry jare,dont worry,Na me Theo,everything is under control' He assured us as we both started hailing him. 'Good Morning sir's' The woman greeted when she reached where we sat. 'Confam!,Madam this your food sweet so?' Theo foolishly asked. 'Ah Oga, this food sweet sotey E no dey sweet again' The food seller defended her asset. 'Oya serve us shaperly shaperly. Give us one plate of rice and stew with big big Canda' Theo ordered while the woman gladly rushed and started serving the food. Hmmmn,I dont blame her. I could imagine what was going through her mind that moment. What a great way to start up the morning business. But seriously,did she see us as 'Better People'? We had already guppled down more than halve of the food,while she stood,watching us eat. 'Yeeee!! My belle' Theo screamed holding his stomach. 'Ah,ooosh,yay i don die,my stomach o' Emma wailed vomiting the contents of the food on the floor. I was shocked. What could be happening to them. 'Madam, Ah! What have you done to my friends. What did you put in their food?' I anxiously asked the woman who seemed like she was already peeing in her pants at the show Theo and Emma were displaying. 'Nothing sir! I swear to God,i didnt put anything in it' She frightenedly responded. 'Madam! You must be kidding me!' I yelled angrily. 'Is'nt it the poison you put in your food?' 'Sir! Please believe me,the only ingredient i added to the food was salt,pepper,onions,white Maggi--' 'Ah! This woman has killed my friends,i shouted,cutting her off from completing her list of ingredients. 'You have killed them for me o,didnt you know they are allergic to white maggi?' 'Please sir,believe me,i meant no harm' 'Ah, yay! My belle o' Emma and Theo continued their showdown. I turned to the woman. 'Oya,rush fast fast and buy them water, quick quick o'. She hurriedly left us while Emma and Theo stood up and started laughing uncontrollably. 'Na me be the master planner' Theo praised himself. 'Chai,this woman food sweet o' Emma added, rubbing his stomach to make his point. 'I swear. Una dey craze for head. Make una no ever put me for condition to repeat wetin just happen o' I warned them. 'Yes sir' The both saluted and quickly returned to their former positions as the woman returned with the water. We further threatened to sue her in court while she apoloqized and squeezed a One thousand naira note into my hand. She quickly took her leave,leaving us to 'Feel Ourselves'. We strolled home carefree,feeling proud and happy at what we just accomplished,but it was soon cut short. Pow! Pow! Gunshots. 'You Three are under arrest' A voice came from behind.

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Episode 4. Scared to our bones,we turned around to meet two Police men pointing those outdated and washed out pistols at us,while the food seller stood behind them. 'Its them Officer' The woman said,pointing to us. 'So you three have been the ones disturbing,harrassing and terrorising this neighborhood?' The first Officer ignorantly asked as he drew closer, removing a handcuff from his side pocket while the other Officer stood still, focused on us with his aim at us. I turned to look at Theo who had a grin on his face. I looked behind me to Emma who gazed back. I felt my legs warming up like that of an F1 racing car. We were just waiting for the perfect opportunity to take off when we heard another series of gunshots nearby. 'Pow! pow! pow! pow! pow!' The sound was deafening. No doubts it came from an Ak-47. Probably robbers at large. I turned around only to meet thin air. The two officers, The food seller, Theo and Emma were nowhere to be found. I didn't need a rethink as i took to my heels. I ran faster than the wind. Not even Usain Bolt dared to compete with me at such speed. 'Pow pow!' The shots continued closeby followed by a thick bass voice. 'Hey you,stop there! Or i blow your brains' the voice ordered. I didn't know they were this close as i heard approaching footsteps chasing me. I immediately turned left,taking a narrow path. Shops, houses were all at lockdown. Nowhere to hide. I ran. Pow! Pow! This time,the shots almost ripped off my eardrums. I felt the wind of the passing bullet just above my head. It missed me by that much. No time to think as i hurriedly took a sharp bend besides a shop. I stopped as i hid behind some barrels where kerosene was probably sold. By this time i was already exhausted as i bent down to catch my breath. 'Where him they?' A voice yelled out. 'I no see am again o, E be like say We done loose am' Another one replied. I tilted my heads upwards to take a look at the arguing gangsters. They all wore masks couting five in total. 'I never see person run like that for my life' a third guy voiced out exhaustingly. 'Make we they go, him no dey here' A bass voice said. Probably their gangleader. They were about turning to leave when i felt something move inside my trousers. I chose to ignore it but then i felt a sharp pinch on my 'Manhood'. 'Jesu!!' I screamed as i stood up hitting myself harder down south. A rat!? 'Pow! Pow! Pow!' the gangmembers released fire on me as the bullets were blocked by the metal barrels in which kerosene was stored. Fortunately for me,I had bent down when they turned around,keeping my face hiden from them. The blasts of fire continued while i remained bent behind the barrels. 'Were'nt they supposed to catch fire by now?' I asked myself. The raining of gunpowder suddenly seized as i heard footsteps approaching. 'Am going to die' I thought to myself. Just then, an idea hit me. With quick reflexes in what one could call a 'Moment',I stood up forcefully pushing a barrel of kerosene over,spilling it on the floor while the gangsters immediately opened fired as i took a dive to the next barrel. Kaboom! Kaboom! The place was on fire. The spilled kerosene on the ground went ablaze,making the gangmembers retreat temporaryly. Hmmnm, I love the smell of roasted goat skin. Ooops! It was my burning flesh. I yelled as i stood up,making a run for it to an unknown destination. The gangmembers followed me still,shooting at amiss. I took a dive in a sharp bend again,seeing my self in a crooked pathway,probably in a compound. By now i was out of juice,totally wasted and exhausted. I continued running. Just when i was about falling down,I felt the grasp of a strong hand on my wrist as it pulled me inside a dark room. The stranger immediately left me on the floor,making to bolt the door. I laid helpless inside the house catching my breath. When i had breathed a good quantity of Oxygen,I lifted up my head to appreciate the stranger only to see the most beautiful damsel on earth with just a towel around her waist. I instantly forgot my name. Even my Matric number couldnt even be found in the recycle bin of my brain. I had a 'format of the brain'. She was just too beautiful.

Episode 5. 'What the hell were you doing outside by this time' She arrogantly asked. I kept mute; My brain had'nt fully recovered from the 'Sightseeing'. 'Hey Mr. Are you deaf, I said what were you doing outside by this time' She asked rudely again like she was angry. 'I.. I.. I.. Wa..' I stammered chronically. 'ooooffff...courrrse. Why wont I be outside,its a monday morning for crying out loud' I countered. She seemed to be taken aback by my response as she smiled unconvincingly. She turned around,making to go peep at the door while i fed my eyes on her body. When she was done,she came back. 'Hey Mr. They're probably gone. Better start leaving!' She ordered. Her arrogance and rudeness could be compared to her beauty. She was fair in complexion that made her look like a halfcast,slighty taller than average, glowing red sumptous lips, killer hips, melon sized trafficators and well loaded barcelona. Osanobuaaa!! This girl was just perfect. I stood up from the floor. Was'nt hard to note that,God himself created her. My normal glances at her had turned to a stare. She had noticed my eyes on her but she didnt seem to care as she went and sat on one of the couches in the living room. I was suprised that my 'Junior' didnt put up a show. I took a seat on the couch opposite her while she looked at me with suprise but didnt say a word as she picked up her Blackberry phone and started pressing it carefree. 'Are'nt you supposed to be on your way out?' She asked. 'Am really sorry for disturbing you. Just wanted to say a big thank you for helping me out' 'The door's that way,make sure to shut it behind you' She pointed at the door arrogantly without even looking up from her phone while i smiled. I wasnt going to loose this opportunity neither was i going to give up on her. I made up my mind to leave her house with nothing less than her phone number or a date with her. 'I havent seen you around this neighborhood before, did you just move in?' I asked her but she remained mute,with her head still bent and fixed on her phone. I tried my best to remember all the toasting lines i had memorized but for where!, I couldnt even remember one. 'You look familiar, pretty sure I have seen you before' I managed to utter. This time she lifted up her head and looked directly at me. 'Me? Familiar?' She asked. 'Yea. You look like my next Girlfriend' I responded directly which took her aback. She giggled. 'Is'nt that line outdated?' I smiled. At least i made her laugh. 'Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk in again?' I asked. This time she had started laughing hard. 'Not bad. Not bad. Now would you please leave my house?' She said and stood up as she made to usher me outside. 'Erm Erm' I stammered,looking for an excuse to remain inside with her. 'Am sure those bad guys would be looking for me outside,you mind if I stay here for just 10minutes?' I pleaded. She wanted to say something but had a rethink '5 minutes max or i'll call the cops'. She had this British accent. 'Okay,That would be enough' I appreciated. She looked at me with uncertainty ,trying to assure herself if i could be trusted. 'Thanks alot. I really appreciate this. Am Valentine ,you can call me Val' I said as i stretched forth my hand for a handshake. She just hissed and walked past me. 'And what would i call an angel like you?' i asked ignoring her annoying moves. 'I should have just let you die in the hands of those men' She said while i laughed out loud. 'Thanks anyway, am grateful. I owe you big time. You mind me expressing my gratitude over Dinner with you sometime?' I offered. 'You're asking me out on a date?' 'Yes. I guess.' She smiled. 'And what would stop me from slapping those cheeks of yours right now?' 'I'll savor the slap forever. I would be glad to know I was slapped by an angel' I replied. She laughed a bit. 'You're really funny. Please better start leaving. I have got lectures to attend to besides i don't go on dates with strangers.' I was surprised. 'You're a student?' I asked. She gave me a quimzzical look. 'Ofcourse I am'. 'Well am not entirely a stranger,we both attend the same university and i live just a couple of blocks away' I said. 'So'? 'So we could...' She interjected me before i could finish my wordings. 'Shush. We can't do anything. Your five minutes is up. Please leave' She held me by my arm,leading me to the door. 'At least i should get your phone number' 'Sorry i don't have a phone' 'But... Okay, even your name?' I pleaded. I had this baby face that could make anyone pity me. She dragged me out of the house and slammed the door on my Face. I just stood there for minutes, contemplating whether i should knock or just take my leave. I had decided on the latter as i turned away from her house when i heard the door open. 'The name's 'Stephanie' She said and slammed the door again. I smiled within me. I just caught a big fish. Jackpot!

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Episode 6. Getting Stephanie's name alone wasnt enough for my proposed 'runz' with her,so i had to lock up and let things be; Since we were in the same University, I was pretty sure our paths would cross once again. I hurried left that vicinity remembering that i had an early morning lecture to prepare for,since my apartment was quite some distance from the main campus. Funny thing was that I already had a hostel accommodation,fully paid in my designated hall inside the campus but i became a squatter in my own room. A room meant for four people alone, became an abode for Eight. It all began after i had finished paying and packing into my desired room in the Hall. As usual, I was welcomed by Three new faces with different characters. Life had started normally until my roomates started bringing in their friends to sleep over with us. At first I thought it was cool but when we had totalled Eight in just one room as they had made our room their permanent residence, I couldnt take it any longer. Fortunately for me then, a distant uncle who just got married decided to move to a more convenient family home and since his rent was yet to expire he offered me his one room to occupy in which Emma requested to be my roommate. I took a bus from Pz Cussons to the main campus, without even stopping at my apartment to take my books and bag because I was damn late. I hadnt even had my bath. All through lectures, I couldnt concentrate. My mind raced through everything that happened that morning. I barely escaped been arrested by the police and worst, almost died in the hands of masked armed gangsters. Chai. Me. Valentine. Almost killed my gangmembers? I don suffer.

Episode 7. Me Valentine Mbano. Son of Chief Davies Mbano. The boy with killer swags, The boy who every girl desired to be with, The boy who had girl(s) at my beck and call, barely escapade the claws of death. Choi!!!! I don suffer. Anyway sha. I am Me. I am Valentine Mbano. A tall dark dude with a good body physique, nicely shaved goatee and an amazing hair which made people mistake me for being an arab. I made it an added advantage coupled with my 'Fine boy no pimples' handsomeness as it became my signature move whenever i was 'Runzing' the female foe. I was in my two-hundred level as at now, seen things and knew my left from right. My roommate Emma on the other hand was my bestfriend, we had known each other right from our secondary school days. After facing up and downs, trubulent times, our friendship grew stronger and stronger that after our final exams, we applied into the same university and here we are today. I can vividly remember the kind of person Emma was, back in those days. He had this innocent face that people misinterpreted,and treated him like he was a 'better person', but deep inside i knew the kind of person he was. He was a sheep in wolf's clothing, the typical bad boy. He had started having sex at an early age as he never failed to gist me of his escapades. He was really exposed as he was the first person to show me my first internet site. I wouldnt fail to remember the first time we fought in secondary school. Ofcourse it was because of a girl. I was in SS2B while he was in SS2D, quite distant from each other but that didnt deter our friendship as we always walked home together. I was later suprised when he told me he could walk home alone that i should leave him. I was still a virgin at that time and knew nothing so i didnt bother questioning him as i didnt think. I later found out about the girl he was dating but I ignored and didnt ask him anything. He must have noticed my attitude towards him,when he finaly apologized for not introducing her to me. I told him we were cool then he began telling me all his escapades with her. She was Ugonna, a beautiful dark plumb girl with 'golden teeth' which i always mocked her about. Since I was Emma's bestfriend,She automatically became a close friend of mine as she would come asking me stylishly if Emma was cheating on her which i always denied. 'Val nau, Is Emma really cheating on me?' Ugonna would ask, touching at sensible parts while i giggled. 'Why on earth would he do that to the most beautiful girl on earth' I would tease back, tickling her which would make her laugh uncontrollably. 'Oya come and escort me home' She would beg while i'll tease her the more. 'Ehen, so you want Emma to kill me abi' I added with a big grin on my face while she would playfully hit me on my shoulder as she would move closer to me, closer than normal and hold me tight, shaking and wiggling her 'behind' while my brain went 'KABOOM'. I didnt know what was happening to me, but i became suddenly inlove with Emma's girl, Ugonna. She would wiggle her behind whenever I was around or whenever she passed in front of my class. I was enchanted by her magic, and dazed by her beauty that i totally about the consequences if Emma found out. Ugonna would always come to my class demanding I take her out for launch which i gladdely did, mehn this girl wiped me dry. I couldnt even boast of my savings because I was totally broke. Funny thing was that I was yet to have anything with her because whenever I tried touching her back sensitively, she would instantly become angry. I was now her escortee home untill the day Emma found out. All hell let loose that day.

Episode 8. I can remember that day like it was yesterday. Ugonna had come into my class after school hours requesting I take her to a treat before escorting her home which I declined due to the fact that I had taken her out earlier on, and I was completely broke. She instantly became angry, threatening to report me to Emma which I made jest of, saying that she didnt have anything on me and it was her Emma would be angry with. Like play like play, She left my class and the next thing I knew was Emma busting into my class with fury and rage, screaming on top of his voice that I wasnt a good friend at all, that I had the guts to make advances to his girlfriend. I didnt know what Ugonna told him but he wasnt the Emma I knew. He was transformed to a roaring lion. I told him we could talk things out, that Ugonna was lieing on me but he wouldnt listen. Since he couldnt hear me out, I picked up my bag intending to leave the class but I was suprised when he drew my arm back, decking me with a facial punch. I stood there speechless and motionless because I didnt see a reason which would warrant such attitude from Emma. Before I could say 'Jack Bauer'; Emma released a couple of punches on me but I chose not to retaliate. Seeing that I wasnt going to fight back, it angered him the more as he continued, making me a punching bag. Other students who had been watching saw that it was too much so they came to seperate us. By now, my face was disfigured but I didnt fight back. I hung my bag on my shoulders as I left the school premises. Emma and I lived in the same neighborhood then. I was suprised when I heard knocks on my door later that evening as I sister notified me that Emma was outside waiting for me. I went outside with one mind which was to give him a fair fight if he tried putting up another show, but I was suprised when he said he came to apologize for his wrong doings earlier. 'Val abeg no allow make this thing spoil our friendship' He pleaded, while I gave him a straight face. He began explaining what Ugonna told him but it was foolish on his part not to ask me for my own side of the story. I was boiling inside, I didnt even look at him while he was apologizing. He knew my weak point and used it to his favor. 'I know say you too like food, so I beg you with this roasted Bole and Pepper oil, forgive me' He said, revealing the roasted plantain and oil from a black polythene bag. He had this grin on his face when he saw me smiling as he knew he had caught and I wasnt going to refuse him. Like I was enchanted, I took the polythene bag from him, then i gave him a stubborn look which he smiled as we locked in a brotherly hug. Since then, our friendship waxed stronger and stronger, Until the day something happened.

Episode 9. During my ss2 days, I held the position of the Labour prefect, so I was mandated to roll out punishments to wanting students either those who behaved recklessly, came late to school or was serving punishments from teachers. I carried out my duties without fear or favor, that was why I was feared by all. Months later, Time came for Us (the prefects) to handover our responsiblities to junior students as we were preparing for our final examination in the ss3 class. I was walking along the ss2 corridor one faithful afternoon. The place was a bit deserted due to the fact that a football match was being played in the school field that day, but I chose not to go watch because football was'nt my thing. Two junior students were sitted on a class window discussing inaudibly. I was suprised when the first student looked towards my direction and began pointing at me, I ignored them as I continued walking when the second student hurriedly came out from the class and began calling me, beckoning on me to come. 'What nonsense', I said to myself, A junior student for that matter. I ignored him again as I continued walking, when he saw I wasnt forthcoming, he gave me a chase catching up with me before I left that block. 'So na you be the Labour prefect wey been dey punish my brother abi?' He said while I laughed his night school english. He was huge with a deep bass voice, charcoal-like teeth and burnt lips which signified he was a die hard smoker. 'Which business I get with you?' I replied him in pidgin while he began laughing. Before I could say 'Jack Bauer', This guy landed a slap on my face. I didnt even start saying 'Jack' when I saw myself on the floor. Before I could finish saying 'Bauer', All my body ached with blows and punches. He took off with his 'Brother' leaving me beaten, 'Black & Blue'. I felt like crying that day, the mere thought of what just happened pierced my heart like a needle. A junior student beat a senior student, not just any student but Me, Valentine Mbano, chai I don suffer. I managed to stand up from the ground, dusting my uniform from dust particles. I was furious and in rage. But come to think of it, if I was to fight that dude again, he would beat me blue black a hundred times. I made to the school field to join my classmates. Hehehehe, the fool who just beat me up was sitted in the mango tree, innocently watching the footballers. I smiled within me as I went towards his direction. This time I was confident, I knew he didnt dare touch me in the presence of my fellow senior students. He lifted up his head and saw me coming and then, the inevitable happened.

Hahahahahaha.... He beat u aqain??? @Chikere if u dnt post d next episode on tym i will nt play with u aqain o

Episode 10. I thought the dude saw me coming but I was wrong, his gaze was focused on a beautiful girl coming upfront. She probably was his girlfriend. I stopped, looked at him again and noticed he still had'nt seen me. His girlfriend had reached where he was and they where already all lovey dovey. I smiled, reached for my phone in my shorts and called Ifeoma. Ifeoma was a close friend of mine, she was tall and fair in complexion, average height and robust body. She was from a high class family which made her spend money like her father owned central bank. She has been begging me to make her my girlfriend but I refused, all because she has this tomboy character. I knew what I had in mind, so Ifeoma was just the right person to implement it. She soon appeared in the field and met me where I was hiding, but all she had in mind was thinking I called her for what she had in mind. 'Val darling, am so happy you called me today, oya lets go to MrBiggs lets talk' She said, dragging my arm but I stood still, She then saw I wasn't looking alright, so she asked what the problem was and I told her everything; She instantly became angry and vexed, just what I planned in mind. 'Val show me who do you this kind thing now, make I bury the person six feet down!' Ifeoma started 'halla'ing'. 'Babe calm down, just calm down....' She interjected me before I even finished my statement. 'No just tell me to calm down, how person go beat my future husband expect make I calm down? Na dying levels the person dey now I swear' Ifeoma cursed, while I kept mute but continued looking at the direction of the dude who beat me up; She must have traced my eyesight as she angrily asked 'Na FM do you this thing?' 'The guy name na FM?' 'So na even am? I swear, that boy don dey try me since for this school and e be like say na today I go show am!' She said as she angrily left my presence while I just stood fixed in that position watching the drama that would unfold.

Episode 11. I watched anxiously at what was about to happen. Ifeoma had left the field to my dismay but I was surprised when she returned minutes later with a very gorgeous girl. Choi!! This girl make sense die!. I stood and folded my arms in akimbo watching what Ifeoma's plan was. The girl went towards FM's direction and stood in front of him. She began acting like she was waiting for someone, as she would glance at her wristwatch every second. Some how, FM managed to dispose the girl he was playing love with while he approached the beautiful girl. They began to discuss somethings which I couldn't really hear but both FM and the girl began laughing as they shifted into the bushes closeby with FM already unbuckling his belt. Next thing I knew, she started yelling and shouting beckoning the boys in the field to come that FM wanted to rape her. Omo, field boys blood hot as they saw the fine babe this guy wanted to f'up. FM on the otherhand couldn't deny or say anything since his trouser was loosed and unbuckled. Next thing I knew, FM was rolling on the floor with a broken head, bruises all over his body and blood all over his cloth. The rest is history sha. From that day on, whenever FM saw me, he would lie flat on floor greeting me with respect.... 'Val! Val!' A tap on my shoulders. 'Valentine!!' I was brought back to campus reality. It was Emma. 'Chai, this hot afternoon, you just dey daydream? Since I dey call your name you just do as if them remove the socket for your brain' Emma said. 'You dey craze abi? Person no fit siddon reason life?' I asked while Emma started laughing hard. This his laughter really infuriates me, but he's fortunate enough that I have eaten morning food. 'You mean life of hunger and garri?' Emma asked, while I looked away as he continued his infectious laughter. Someone need ed to spank some sense into this boy. 'I no get your time today at all, I don dey go, make I see how afternoon food go set for me' I replied, making to leave but he drew me back. 'Guy, On a more serious note, E get something wey I one discuss with you o'. Emma began, with seriousness written on his face. 'No be you wey I know? You done ever talk better thing for your life before?' I fired while he hissed and dragged me to a closeby bench behind our faculty. 'You na poor man na, your own thinking no be here!' He countered. 'But I dey serious for this matter o, abeg siddon make we yarn' I looked at his face and saw genuinty, so I sat and he began. 'See, E get one baba like that for (address withheld). That baba strong and he get power to make boys rich yanfuyanfu' He looked at me to make sure he was driving his point to me. 'Which day you start to dey go meet babalawo? You dis boy, I no even trust you again o. I no dey go meet any babalawo at all, infact I don vex, I no want talk to you again' I said, standing up to leave while he held me down to sit. 'Guy believe me, this one no be babalawo, this baba na confirm baba wey done make plenty plenty people rich for this campus' He looked at me again, this time awaiting my response. 'Guy, babalawo na babalawo, I no want make person begin dey ask me for breast of mosquito, pregnant pikin of cockroach or head of headascorse.' I questioned him but it seemed Emma already knew I was gonna prove stubborn as he answered all my questions like a jambito. 'Guy forget that talk' Emma began, 'You know that guy wey dey for faculty of arts? That guy wey get big head as if him be headboy?' Emma asked. 'Yea, That guy wey him mother be headteacher and the father be headmaster wey them dey live for headquarters?' I replied. 'Exactly!' Emma affirmed. 'That guy done hammer o'. 'Talk True' I asked. 'I swear, na him even tell me some things about the baba. Say the baba no even collect one 'Pim' of money for him hand or say make him do any ritual. Guy I don hammer oooo' Emma said excitedly. 'I no get option again na, make we go meet the baba, abi how you see am?' I asked, trying not to cut his moral. 'Na now you come! Infact, one bottle for my head!' Emma excitedly said as we both laughed. Hmmm, my dear readers, What happened in the visit to the baba's shrine is a story for the gods...

Tomorrow holds a beta day only if u believe.

Val....val u don start again

Episode 12. The next day which was tuesday was much awaited with anxiety by Emma. He couldn't even sleep all through the night. He was in high spirits, singing songs only he must have written. 'My own don palaka yeeh, I say my own don palaka' He would sing aloud disturbing me with his incessant noise. 'Emma!, this your own don too much o, which kind nonsense be this na, make person hear word jare' I yelled. 'Point of correction, from now on, you are speaking to High Chief Emmabodike, business tycoon billionaire operating and dominating. You get that? I no one hear rubbish from your mouth again' Emma warned, as he left my bed wing. I laughed within me and shrugged it off. I wouldn't want to appear like an enemy of progress to Emma's plans so I left him to be. The gift of a new sunrise was received with a thankful heart. We both left for lectures early that morning as we hurriedly prepared for our appointment with the baba later that Evening. 5:45pm. Emma and I were already on our way to the baba's supposed shrine. We finally arrived at a tattered house in the outskirts of the city. The roof had leakages as wide as my mothers pot of soup. The walls were nothing to write home about, apparently, someone in his right senses would think twice before coming to live in this type of house. Emma entered without a second thought but I stood outside, I was already creeped out. I involuntarily entered with a mind of stone but what I saw scared me to the bone. The house was littered with human hair here and there. From the door frame to the wrecked couches. Everywhere you turned, you would surely see locks of hair. I managed to contain my fears inside me, while Emma on the other hand was whistling away excitedly; Wasn't he seeing what I was seeing? He just sat on a marked spot on the floor with legs crossed humming and humming. I nearly pee'd on my pants when the door opposite us opened ajar and out came an old man with long white beards. His beards looked as if he had acted the movie 'Wizard of Oz', He looked fearful. He motioned us to sit on a marked spot in the room and we instantly obeyed. 'I know wetin una come for and una don come for the right place. All una problem is already solved' The baba said. Emma had already began smiling sheepishly, just like the donkey character in the movie 'Shriek'. 'Oya, who dey come forward first? Who wan become the next billys gateman?' The baba asked in his night school tutored English. Emma and I exchanged glances, he didn't need to tell me that this was his cue so I let him go first. He stood up and moved closer to the baba who showed him a stomp to sit on. The baba began singing, 'Ojimoimoi Ojimoimoi, ojimoimoi go give you money, ojimoimoi!' He sang as he brought out a parcel from a hidden parch, revealing two sharp kitchen knives. Both hand in hand, he advanced towards Emma who looked frightened. What was he about to do?

Hello friends. What is your take on the story so far? What would you have to say about the storyline or plot? Humbly Expecting your criticisms and comments... Thanks.. Love y'all...

An insteresting story but d plot is disjointed.

@Tonia.. Heheheehhe,unfortunately there's no plot in this story. Its kinda a true life story with different events,. Not the typical love story and all...

@Chikere, ohk.

So far it's bin an interesting n hilarious story I mst admit, but den I still think more can be done n Jux lyk u earlier said I equally see it as a true life story.. Kip it up n plssss sssss next episode abeg..

Lol @Kristal dnt mind dat boi o... I don miss u sha´... @Chikere dnt worry i will keep my own comment till when we re more dan dis..hope u understand dat? #winks# abeg continue d story jur

@Tenniebenson... Babe no fall my hand oooo... You know say na ur comments dey inspire me and dey make me dey post.. So just continue to dey comment biko... *kisses*

Episode 13. The baba had this wicked grin on his face as he moved towards Emma making me feel extremely uneasy. He smiled sheepishly, revealing his two open gates. Sharpening the knives against each other, He brought it closer to Emma's head as he began shaving every inch off. I was amazed by his skill, with 'just' two kitchen knives, Emma's head was shining and as smooth as zidanes's own. Mehn, I could use Emma's head as mirror if I wanted to because his molo skin shown 'Brighter than a diamond' Emma and I exchanged glances, his facial expression was now calm and relax, as he didn't fail to begin singing excitedly. The baba dropped the two knives on the floor closeby, as he went in search of something in his inner room. He returned minutes later with a cup of groundnut oil, A white powderish substance which might just have been white powder and a bucket of water. 'Now my son, When the hand of Ojimoimoi comes upon you' The baba spoke out. 'Make you must dey chorus 'Ojimoimoi Ojimoimoi', You don hear?' The baba instructed, expertly transiting between English and pidgin, while Emma nodded instantly beaming with smiles. If only we understood what he meant by 'The hand of Ojimoimoi'!

Episode 14. Kposa! A thunderous and sounding Igbati slap landed on Emma's head. Was this what he meant by 'The Hand of Ojimoimoi?'. I was surprised when Emma didn't take it as anything but began singing, 'Ojimoimoi Ojimoimoi go give me money Ojimoimoi' He happily chorused. The baba sprinkled a little amount of water on Emma's head making it wet and ready for another kabashing slap. Kpowa! I changed the sound effects. This slap, this time no be here. Choi, Emma's shining head was now glowing red ( see rhymes abeg), Emma's voice dropped a bit when he chorused, 'Ojimoimoi Ojimoimoi go give me money Ojimoimoi' The baba then cleaned the water from Emma's head with a napkin then he poured some quantities of groundnut oil on Emma's head, making it as smooth as a newly built road by Julius berger as it sparkled 'Brighter than a Diamond'. 'Kpawai!' Was it only me or was Emma's head smoking with butterflies circling around it. This slap na die!. Emma's voice changed instantly and became more faint as he chorused 'Ish, aish, Ojimoimoi Ojimoimoi ouch go give me money, Ojimoimoi' The baba was busy humming his usual 'Ojimoimoi' incantations. He reached for the powder, pouring some on Emma's head. Now Emma's head dazzled and sparkled more than the seven stars. Kaboom! This slap was not only sounding but was deafening. Emma's voice had now changed to cries. 'Ojimoimoi go give mtchew Moimoi' I couldnt hold back my laughter. Emma was already broken and one more slap could result in unforseen outcomes. Kposa! Kpowa! Kpawai! Kaboom! Four graduating slaps landed on Emma's 'I pity' head. By now, Emma was not just crying but was wailing. Who wouldn't wail? 'Ojimoimoi mtchew Oji Oji moimoi, yay my head' Emma cried As if the baba hadn't had enough, he pulled the ultimate string which Even Emma couldn't resist. The baba sprinkled quantities of water on Emma's head, then added groundnut oil to it, finally mixing it up with a gust of powder. Looking at Emma's head from where I sat, I began to feel sorry for him (sorry It). His head had turned naturally red, with the outline of The baba's hand all over it. I sat keenly looking at what the baba wanted doing next when he baptized and rained Emma's head with a downfall of slaps. Kpa! Kpa! Kposa! Kpowa! Kpawai! Kaboom! The baba rained Emma's head with slaps while Emma screamed jerking up in the process. Wait, am looking for the sound effects to use here. Shey, you all have watched Tom & Jerry? Those sounds made by Tom after Jerry gets back at him or revenges. 'Yay! Wayo! Wayo! Haba mallam maiyesa kaimini kaka,which meant, Choi mallam, wetin I do wey make you do me so?' Emma screamed holding his bald head, sorry bald red head as he ran out of the house. I never knew he understood hausa. 'My pikin, na you be next to receive the hand of Ojimoimoi' The baba said to me, while I hissed and stood up jejely. I didn't need to be told to park my kaya and leave that place else I might even receive worst than Emma. To hell with money making rituals. Emma learnt his lesson and from that day on, I never failed to tease him about what happened in the baba's shrine. Oh and ofcourse, Emma's head is now growing in full scale, he couldn't go to lectures for two complete weeks due to his bad head, or bald head.

Mehn! i swear down i cnt stop lafn

LWKMD.. God..!!! Dx episode na real 4ny one.. Lemme call it "Ojimoimoi Episode" sef.. Heheheheheee, I can't fit shout o, abeg next plssss

LWKMD ooooo 'ojimoimoi come give am money'

Hahahahahaha. Oh my gosh! To make money no easy at all at all.

Episode 15. Days later after the 'Ojimoimoi' incident, I came home from lectures to meet Emma knocking Fifa14 with one laptop like that, that he must have gotten from his numerous 'find and keeps' missions. (He didn't go for lectures because of the Ojimoimoi slaps, the hair on his head is yet to grow). I flinged my bag in a corner of the room and hurriedly joined him as I took a pad to play with him. 'How lectures today na?' Emma asked without even looking up from the laptop. 'Lectures just be like kilode, that yeye Eng103 lecturer wey no dey come class teach just come today begin dey bombard test for person head' I replied, selecting my football team and formation in the process. 'Eyah I pity you' Emma mocked me, while I slapped that his head that was shining brighter than traffic lights. 'Na who you dey pity? See charcoal pot dey pity gas pot, this your head wey sweet to slap' I said, tickling him which made him giggle. 'And we are up and running!' The Artificial Intelligence commentator announced as we began our match. I was using Real Madrid while he used Chelsea. He was a die hard chelsea fan. Bang! Bang! A knock at the door. We ignored it and continued our match. Goalllllll Just 10minutes into the match, I had scored a goal by the ever best Cr7. Bang! Bang! Continuous knocking at the door. 'Who be that?' Emma yelled. 'Na me' The voice replied. 'You who?' Emma questioned. 'Open this door before Ogun strike you for there' The voice ordered. No doubts it was Theo. That was his style of knocking and answering. Emma beckoned on me to open the door which I refused, while he eventually went to open it himself. Goalllllll I scored a second goal by my man Cr7. Emma looked at me scornfully because I cheated. He had already dropped his pad when I scored my flawless goal. Nevertheless, he still went to open the door for Theo. 'Una carry woman ni wey to open this una door, person go spend eternity for outside?' Theo asked 'You really need Jesus o!'. 'Nut for your head loose abi?' Emma cursed while Theo ignored him as usual and rushed to take Emma's pad. Emma joined us seconds later as he helplessly had to watch us play. 'Ehen guy, I don nail am o' Theo said joyfully while we looked confused. 'Nail wetin?' Emma and I simultaneously asked. 'Una know that big man church for mile 10? That rich man church na wey just to enter gate you go must pay 500 Grand' Theo said pointing to an imaginative direction to explain his point. Emma and I nodded our head unanimously. 'That church wey ministers and presidents dey attend' Emma said. 'That church wey the A.c and interior design fit make angel park Come down from heaven' I added. 'Exactly' Theo affirmed. 'Them don call me, Reverend T. To come minister for their weekly night service today oo' Theo added excitedly. 'Ehen, how that one take happen, how comes, since when you become reverend' We both bombarded him with questions while he laughed. 'Make una dey there. You are now talking to Reverend T. Physical and Spiritual. I even dey invite una come my service today, and omo, the pay na in 12 zeros oooo' 'Choi! You wey be devil incarnate? Wetin concern you and Church?' I fired Theo while he just continued laughing. He stood up and headed for the door, 'Big man church for mile 10, 8pm tonight. Be there!' with that he left our room without one more word. If only he knew what awaited him there, he wouldn't have even wished it to happen to his enemy. Hmmn, Theo & Church? How do they relate? I can vividly remember forcing Theo to church just last Sunday which he didn't even oblige but here he is, going to minister in a church as a reverend? Am sure he would begin quoting from the books of Abraham and Jacob. Story Story!

Open ur bible, the book of Isaac chapter 1 vs 100 to 200, lols. C satan as he wen minister to church.

Episode 16. 'Guy hurry na, enter bathroom baff make we go hear word of God' Emma giggled, making jest of Theo. Like seriously, even Emma was surprised at the sudden change in character of Theo, or should I say, career. Twenty minutes later, we were in a bus on our way to 'Big man Church'. Why was it called 'Big man Church' if you may ask. The church building and interior was heaven on earth, it was rumoured that the building was built in three days. Power of money, did I say three days? Well I won't talk further on that. Na 'them' talk am but I no believe. The building premises, design, gardens could just be called in simple terms as paradise. Whoever attended this church was damn stinking rich. 'God be with you young Sir(s).' The gateman greeted with queens English. Choi, this gateman was probably a PhD holder. 'You can Pay your pass in the church's bank over there' He added pointing to the bank behind us. 'Ermm Sir, we are here in respect to Reverend T.' Emma spoke out. I couldn't remember the last time Emma spoke good English. 'Oh, you two are his servants in the lord, you both are highly welcome' The gateman welcomed us ushering us into the church. 'Servants in the lord, Choi I don suffer, make I catch the so called Theo abi wetin be that him name sef, Reverend T. Rubbish!' Emma mumbled out loud though I heard it, fortunately the gateman was afar off and probably didn't hear it. I walked as I cursed Theo within me. Servants in the lord indeed, well we were lucky not to have paid the gate pass of five hundred thousand while I fed my eyes on the building designs which I might never be opportune to see again. We were led into the church where praises and worship had already begun. We sat in the workers section where most of the ushers sat and quickly joined in the praise and worship. I sighted Theo from afar wearing a long black robe just like those the pastors abroad and overseas wore. His hand was held up with a bible in his hand as he did what he did, (Only he understood what he was doing). Wait, was it only me or had Theo magically grown a moustache? I was amazed, Theo looked completely different and one could mistake him for being a 'real' reverend. Praise and worship was now over and a junior pastor took the mic. 'I humbly invite our able Reverend, physical and spiritual, the man who is called to be a fisher of men, Reverend T from the United states of America, to grace the alter' He said while the whole congregation stood up and began clapping for the so-called Reverend. I laugh out loud, Theo who had never crossed the river out of his village was now from America? You must be kidding me. Theo majestically walked up to the alter and took the Mic. 'Let us prayer' Was the first thing that came out of his mouth. Oh! If only he knew what was about to happen, he would have humbly soaked garri in his room in peace.

Heheheheheee let us prayer nkwa.. Lolzzz "If only he knew what was about to happen, he would have humbly soaked garri in his room in peace.. " Hell was let lose I gez.. Abeg next plssss

nxt pls

@Chikere darling nwa.... U knw even if i'm nt commenting...i'm alwyz reading...i'm ur number 1 fan na.. I'm loving evry bit of d story nd it really got me laughing out loud..

Biko servant in the Lope keep posting before i land you ojomoimoi slap on the head... Nice write up it cool weldone

Episode 17. Theo began prophesizing fervently, speaking in tongues and languages not even the devil understood. I was extremely amazed. If Theo's sudden change in character was genuine then it certainly meant the world was coming to an end. Theo of all people, the devil's incarnate himself, climbing the pulpit to pray? Then I'll surely give my life to Christ then. 'There is someone here that is having headache, come out immediately!' Theo, sorry Reverend T. ordered. Scores of people came out excitedly. What the hell, couldn't they see that was just an ordinary prophecy? I was still pondering on the foolishness of the church members when Theo called out again. 'There is someone here. You are a human being and you are in this church. You are having stomach pains and headache, I say comeout!' Theo ordered again. By now, half the church's population was out. I was seeing magic. People seemed to have fallen for Theo's enchantments. Whatever he had done had blinded them from seeing that he was just a trickster. Who wasn't a human being and wasn't inside the church? Someone needed to spank the foolishness out of this congregation. Theo began a hot prayer session in which he supposedly healed them of their infirmities. The church became rowdy with people jubilant and excited as to their 'Healing'. Hmmn, I just sat from my seat, watching their lies with my 3D lens. As if being directed from above and with seriousness on his face, Reverend T lifted his hands upwards and began murmuring words audible to himself only. He demanded decorum in the church auditorium cutting short the celebrating party. 'If you know you are an 'Ogbanje' and you are seated in this church auditorium, I command you to come forward!' Reverend Theo commanded. Ghen Ghen! Now he began the search for trouble. We all know what ogbanje meant nau. From where I sat, I began to hear the murmurings of the ushers and workers in the church, something that the Reverend shouldn't do what he was about to do. I was beginning to believe Theo's powers were genuine when a handful of sexy gorgeous ladies stepped forward to the altar. Reverend Theo came down from the altar and made towards them. He stood in front of the ladies and said some words when all of a sudden, all the ladies except one fell 'under the anointing'. The one girl still stood her ground, as if she didn't even feel anything. Theo was taken aback. He tapped her on the chest almost close to her bosoms and said his words again but still yet, she stood fixed and unshaken. Theo was already shaking visibly. He has jammed a real 'Ogbanje' and I couldn't help but watch what was about to happen. He held her by the hand and one could see that he was forcefully forcing her to 'fall under the anointing' but for where! This girl just stood hands akimbo with raging eyes fixed at Theo. Theo looked up from the altar and that was when our eyes locked. Just like instagram, he instantly sent me a message with his eyes which read, 'Guy, I don enter today oo, abeg if I no fit make am out of here alive, abeg give me a befitting burial'. Theo looked extremely frightened. He was scared to the bone. He held her hands one more time and said his words again but still this girl didn't burge. 'This reverend don die today, who tell am make him call out ogbanje? Abi him think say na overseas him dey?' One usher mumbled out. 'Make we rush go hold that girl before she go kill the man o' A second usher said as they rushed to the pulpit where Theo ministered while I voluntarily went to help them hold the girl. Theo approached her again to hold her hand but it seemed she was already infuriated by now. She grabbed the collar of Rev. T's robe tightly in such a way that he couldn't move. Now raising her left hand in reckless abandon, she brought it down in full speed as it headed towards Theo's cheeks. Good gracious. I was able to intercept it before it landed on his face. I held her left hand firmly and guided it down, but she still had her right grip on T's robe. Theo grappled to release himself from her grasp but all to no avail. Ushers had ran towards us to separate them but couldn't. Her hand on him was like a permanent glue. 'Hold am tight na, make her hand no free o' An usher shouted in pidgin. It seemed like we had already blocked her away completely from theo but then the unfortunate happened. An usher wanted to balance himself in order to hold her more tightly when the 'Ogbanje' lady found a little space, raised her hand up and landed Theo with the most sounding and painful slap ever! Theo summersaulted three times in the air and landed on the floor rolling. Choi!, I quickly let go of my hand from her before I received my portion. She gave Theo a wicked look before exiting the church premises. My guy's face had turned 360. He now looked exactly how my warped pictures looked like whenever I was editing my snapped pics on my phone. You should have been there to see his face.

Lols,Theo, I mean Rev T, got his own package of deliverance.

Hmmmm, 'the Rev' certainly was gvn his own portion of anointing naa.. I gez dats 1 - 1 fa. I bet he won't try dat silly nonsense eva again.. So hilarious, abeg next plssss

Hmmm reverend T. THE ONE

4ny

He for no call ogbanje o... Aw he go stand up nw..with all eyes on him

Episode 18. Theo was not himself after the slap from the 'Ogbanje' girl. He had to be carried out of the church on a stretcher as he was hospitalized for close to one month. Luckily for him, he was recuperating better and was striving up his health ladder. I was on my way back from my numerous visits to Theo in the hospital when something happened that I would never forget in a hurry. I was walking briskly along a narrow deserted path, busy manipulating my blackberry mobile phone when I started hearing loud noises. 'Thief! Thief! Ole! Barawo! Oleburuku o! Catch am, catch am!' The shouts became louder as they headed towards my direction with the angry mob in hot pursuit of a thief. Their perspective became clearer and clearer as they drew more and more closer. I could sight the thief running in full speed, in a real race he could have given Usain Bolt a run for his money as he sped faster than the wind. I brought out my blackberry phone intending to take a snapshot of his face because he was just feets away from me now, I was just about taking the shot when the thief drew closer to me and snatched my phone away. O my God, I must be dreaming. My blackberry bold 6, a phone Emma 'Managed' to dash me from his numerous 'Find for keeps' missions, Even if this thief enters hell fire, I must follow him to collect my BB back. I instantly took to my heels as the mob was still on his trail, pursuing him as if my life depended on it. 'Thief o, Thief! My blackberry o' I yelled as I joined in the chase. I have never seen a human being run as fast as this thief but we were on the same page as I ran like never before. Fortunately or should I say unfortunately, another handful of the angry mob ambushed the thief from his front, catching him before he could make another turn. Phew! Thank goodness, I could collect my phone now. The angry mob dragged the thief unto the floor and began beating him mercilessly, hitting him with whatever they could lay their hands on, planks, stones, all landed on his body. 'Confess now or we go kill you for here! Show us your partner!' A man yelled from amidst the mob. 'Yes, army robber! Confess now ooo' Another woman voiced out on top of her voice. The angry mob continued raining beatings on the thief's body. I instantly became angry at the thief. He didn't see who to steal from, but from me, Valentine Mbano, my BB bold 6, choi, if I no do you strong thing for here today call me bastard!. I pulled off my jacket, rolled up my sleeves and stretched forth my hands in reckless abandon, straining my right hand as I prepared to give him a slap he won't forget in a hurry. I excused myself in between the mob until I finally got to the fore front where the main lynchers were having a field time. Tightening my fists in a powerful but yet stabilized manner, I raised my hands upwards and with full force, I slapped the hell out of his face. That type of slap that would format everything in your brain. The thief raised up his head and fixed a gaze at me as he sat on the floor speechless, that slap must have entered his medulla oblongata when he opened his mouth and said those words which made me regret ever chasing him. 'I go confess, I swear I go confess o' He shouted to the lynchers who stopped beating him and asked him to start confessing. 'Oya confess now now or we go kill you for here! Where your partner dey?' A man yelled. 'Abeg I go confess, I go show una my partner' The thief said. 'Na my partner get this phone' He brought out my blackberry phone from his pocket and showed it to everyone. 'Na him be this! Na him get this phone' The thief added pointing to me. What happened next would be updated from my hospital bed.

Episode 19. The mob didn't even give me a chance to protest when they pounced on me, giving me the beating of my life. I began to fear for my life when I started hearing, 'Emeka rush go filling station buy ten litres of petrol' A man ordered his son while another man instructed his own son. 'Abdullahi, rush go that mechanic workshop carry all the tyre wey you see there.' The second man sent his son. 'O lord, please you know am innocent, I promise not to slap any body again in my life, please I don't want to die' I cried within me. Things had deteriorated when I saw Emeka and Abdullahi coming hand in hand with the petrol and tyres. So this was how I was going to die?. I could hear the thief laughing mockingly at me. My rage doubled immediately, I didn't mind the beating we were both receiving as I pounced on him mercilessly beating him squarely. We were both receiving our share of beating from the mob, but He was also receiving my own share. Even though I wouldn't be able to retrieve my phone from him, at least I would be compensated by the kind of beating I dealt him. Kpowai! I felt the painful thud of a wooden plank hit my head and my head went blank. I woke up in an hospital ward with plasters and bandages all over my body, I was yet to remember what brought me here when two beautiful ladies walked into the ward. The older lady wasn't that beautiful though I later found out that she was the doctor attending to me, while the latter was a damsel to behold. She was a black beauty with a long flowing weavon fixed to her head. Her facial beauty was indescribable, it seemed God himself moulded her to his own perfection. Choi! This girl was beautiful! She was tall with average sized trafficators and an awesomely big 'behind'. She had a coke figure with excellent body shape and all I could murmur was 'Wow!'. 'Doctor Hope! He's awake' The beautiful damsel said as she rushed towards me, sitting down and the bed and taking my head unto her laps. Choi! I felt like I was in paradise. All pains vanished as I reminisced in her laps. The older doctor came towards where the damsel sat and began a checkup on me, checking the impulse on my wrist and opening my eyes as if she was looking for something, but all those didn't matter to me. 'Doctor please is he going to be okay?' The damsel asked again, this time caressing the hairs on my head. Choi, I was in heaven, and no thief could steal my enjoyment. I didn't know what warranted such treatment from this unknown girl and I didn't want to know. 'He suffered a whole lot of injuries and bruises from the mob's close lynching but he is going to be just fine' Doctor Hope said, wrote some things on her notepad and left the ward. I was now alone with this unknown girl and to say my heart began beating faster than normal would be an understatement. Liver cut me. How would I begin a conversation with this gorgeous mermaid who was still busy caressing my hairs. Only time would tell.

Wetin happen next oooo

Make God no let person enter one chance like dis Val o

U don enter one chance. U wey b complainant don turn to accuse.

Hope u r not dreaming?

Episode 20. She continued stroking and carresing my head for some time then she gently lifted my head from her laps and placed it on the bed. She stood up from the bed and reached for the cupboard besides me, revealing a white 'Mr Biggs' takeaway bag. She poured out the contents gently on the floor, it consisted of a takeaway dish, two big cups of Icecream and finally two bottled soft drinks. I just sat on the bed totally speechless, what could have warranted such treatment from such a beautiful damsel? I asked myself. I just couldn't take my eyes off her, she was the real definition of an African beauty. She brought my head again and placed it on her laps, opened the takeaway dish and scooped a handful to feed me. I didn't know what to think so I resisted, she brought the spoon closer to my mouth again intending to feed me but I resisted again. 'Please you need to eat up, its for your health' She pleaded. 'I don't even know you and I don't think I deserve such treatments from you' I spoke out rather inappreciative, even when I knew I was supposed to be thanking her for her kind gesture. 'You don't need to know me to appreciate me, well that's by the way, you need to eat up and rest' She said with a smile on her face. I wanted to say something again when she brought her finger to my lips urging me to keep mute. I was weak and couldn't continue arguing with her so I gave up. She began feeding me like a baby while many thoughts crossed my mind. What if she was an undercover agent sent to monitor me? What if she was poisoning me? What if she was a ritualist? Infact who was she? I mustered courage. I wanted to speak up and ask her certain questions so as to clarify things but as I raised my head up and looked into that ever beautiful and smiling face of hers, all strength left me and flew out through the window. She brought the spoon into my mouth again and fed me for the umpteenth time, Sincerely, I was mesmerized by her beauty and her smile was just, O.M.G. I fell in Love instantly.

i jst hope dis guy no go mumu like banji

You are not serious

Love kwa? Uche gi dia

Shey no b dream u dey dream so?

Episode 21. She continued feeding me amidst laughter and gisting. She was really a jovial and easy going person. I enjoyed her company that I wished it would last forever. She then informed me about everything that had happened, about the mob almost lynching me together with the thief but a group of good samaritans came to my rescue, insisting that I wasn't among the robbery attack and that the description of the thief's partner didn't match with me so I was Freed. She also said that I was already knocked out and laid lifeless on the floor before the revelation was made, thankfully I wasn't killed but no one thought it fair enough to at least give me a helping hand or rush me to the hospital, that she alone brought me to the hospital all by herself. I looked at her with amusement, she didn't even know me, yet went through all that just to help me. 'Don't tell me you wanted to act like the good samaritan in the bible?' I asked. 'I don't even you, but yet you just decided to help me just like that?' I questioned. She laughed. 'I know you but I don't think you know me'. I looked at her, puzzled. 'You know me? How? Where?'. She giggled again. 'I see you as a very kind hearted person who would go any length to help or please others even at your own displeasure'. This girl was speaking in parables o. I sat upright on the bed with confusion written all over my face. 'I still don't get you, how do you know me, have we met before please?' I asked. 'Its a shame I didn't get the chance to thank you for your small deed towards me and my dad' She said again. Now I was completely lost! I looked straight in her eyes anxiously waiting for her to continue. She smiled and continued as she understood me. 'You remember weeks back when you and your friends help give a push to a Man's car?' She asked, looking at my face in expectance of a nod which she got and so she continued. 'Well that's my father, he was supposed to thank you guys but I guess he was running late for an appointment, since then, I have been looking for you to at least say thanks' She said. I was stunned, who could think that our little help to her father even if he didn't give us any reward that moment could come back in a hundred fold, I thank my stars for helping them out. 'But dear, how did you know we helped your dad, am pretty sure you weren't there then?' I asked. 'Ofcourse I was there, I was inside the car but I guess you didn't see me because of the tinted glasses in the hummer that's why I said, I know you but I don't think you know me' She replied. Choi! Life is good o! That small help to her father was what helped me out today, I promise to continue helping people o. She brought her hand and began rubbing my chest. ' So here I am now, this is my way for saying thank you, I have paid all the hospital bills and also arranged for your food and drugs till you get better.... Bla bla blaa' I wasn't even listening to all her long talk, her hand on my chest was just taking me to and fro from earth to Jupiter. Choi!, continue rubbing my chest baby!!

Lolzzzz, u no well o u dx guy, cont'd rubbing ur chest nkwa..? Hmmmm, I Jux dey observe lyk seriously o.. So werin cum happen next jor.. Oya leggo der plssssss

Episode 22. We gisted for quite some time before she excused her self, saying she needed to rush home before her dad became worried at her absence from the house since she didn't tell him where she was going before she left. 'Please don't go now, just stay a bit please' I begged. She rubbed my chest again, ' I would have loved to but I have to get going now, besides I know the kind of Dad I have, if he finds out am presently with you here, you would be dead by morning' She said while we both laughed. 'Is he that bad?' I sarcastically asked. She drew closer to my ear and whispered. 'He is a retired General in the army, no one jokes with his daughter' We had a good laugh at this but I knew she just told me in a subtle way that she was a no nonsense girl, a daughter of a retired General? Fear catch me small. I didn't want her to leave but I guess I had no choice. I enjoyed her company every bit and we flowed well just as if we had known each other for a long time now. I couldn't just take my eyes of her radiant ebony skin with those white dazzling 32's which whenever she smiled, I felt butterflies in my tummy. Her beautiful face lightened up every dark spot in my heart. I have never felt this way for any girl in my life. She was different from all other girls I know, something I couldn't lay my hands on but I just knew she was special. She stood up to take her leave while I managed to sit upright on the edge of the bed, she glanced one more time at me and turned but I couldn't contain the passion building inside me ever since the first time I opened my eyes and saw her. I drew her back gently by her arms and as she turned, I planted a kiss on her lips. I didn't know what entered me but I just felt like as if the world and life instantly became sweet, I started seeing rainbows and a beautiful creature come out of it with a bow and an arrow as he shot what seemed to be like a Love-badge arrow. She didn't resist my kiss but I saw she felt kinda shy as she withdrew her lips instantly. Without another word, she picked up her bag and hurriedly left the ward. I just lay on the bed and all that crossed my mind was her and nothing but her. The doctor came in minutes after she left and announced that if I wanted to go home, I was free to do so because I only had minor bruises, and that's how I was discharged. I had already walked past the hospital gate to the express road in order to board a cab to take me home when reality dawned on me. Damn!, I forgot to ask the beautiful damsel for her number. Poo! I didn't even know her name!. I had f'up big time. I felt like crying but I manned up, how could I have lost such an opportunity to collect her contacts. Something was really wrong with me. I shrugged that thought off, stopped a cab and home I went.

Tnk God 4 saving ur lyf guy u go still meet her another tym

Pele ti e lesson to learn dont try to snap even if is not in a chase either gathering anything can happen... You won dey mumu like banji... Lol

Hmmm sumtin is wrong sumwhere

Episode 23. I boarded a cab from the hospital to take me home and then another awful event unfolded. Sitting on the passenger seat of the car, the driver began a conversation with me, as we familiarized with each other. At first I thought we would just get to know ourselves and then he would shut up but I was wrong. The driver began talking and talking as if his mouth was a leaking basket, from politics to food and to family, all spheres of life, this man was just talking. His talkative mouth hurt me even more than the pains I was feeling and I just felt like locking him in the boot of the car with his mouth sealed. Although I must admit he was a good company, but I was just fed up with his chalancy and noisemaking. We were half way into the journey when we sighted a group of people crowded in a particular spot on the flyover bridge. I thought the driver would overlook it and continue driving but for where! I was totally wrong. This driver was a true definition of a 'busy body'. He didn't even request my permission as he quickly stopped and parked the car besides the road in order to go have a view of what was happening there. Unfortunately for him, that was where his problem began. I sat in the passenger seat as I watched him rush to where everyone stood. This man wasn't thinking o, what if I was a thief and decided to do away with his car?. Anyways, the crowd seemed to be watching a man who stood on the edge of the bridge dancing and yelling. I couldn't really see well from inside the car so I didn't know what was really happening. Curiosity got the upperhand of me as I opened the door of the car and made to where the crowd was. I now stood at a vintage spot and could see clearly what was happening but it seemed nothing was actually happening, only that the people were watching a man, who was probably mad, counting and shouting excitedly ontop of his voice as he confidently stood on the edge of the bridge without falling. '44! 44! 44!' I began wondering what '44!' meant because it seemed the crowd didn't even understand what the mad man was saying. '44! 44! 44!' The mad man continued singing and counting ontop of his voice while we all watched. The spirit of 'Busy body' that was in my drivers body didn't let him rest as I saw him from where I stood, excuse his way between the crowd and finally got closer to the mad man on the edge of the bridge who was busy counting 44! Continuously. The driver tapped the mad man on his shoulder and asked, 'Psycho wetin be the meaning of 44! 44! Wey you just dey shout since?' The driver asked quimzzically. Before we knew what was happening, the mad man lifted up the driver like a piece of paper and threw him over the bridge and began shouting excitedly again, this time he changed the figures '45! 45! 45!' Omo, every body scattered, people took to their heels, even I wasn't left out as I sped away faster than the wind. In less than a second, the whole expressway was deserted except for the mad man on the edge on the bridge who continued counting, dancing and shouting, '45! 45! 45!' So that was what the mad man meant by 44!? Choi! I yaff suffer!

Lol,,abeg continue na

You don turn banji 2 lol why you no go make you be 46

Lolss. Thank God say no b u.

I can't stop laughing...

Hmmmm, so wat d hell happen next huh..? No tym 4 frivolities pls.. Oya ride on jor

hmmm... I love dis story .... Its funny.... More grease 2 ur elbow chikere

@Chikere wetin happen na? No let me look u 4 face korokoro o

Episode 24. The whole stress from the mob's close lynching to the insolent taxi driver was taking a toll on me already. fortunately for the driver, he was thrown into a flowing stream and not bare ground. He came out of the stream unhurt but wet and no one told him to mind his own business henceforth. I entered his car and off we zoomed. Time check: 9pm. I arrived my apartment late that night to meet Emma outside the verandah who seemed to be totally worked up and worried for my absence but the moment he saw me, he rushed towards for a brotherly hug. 'Guy, wetin happen na, I don dey call your phone line since, E dey say switched off, why you just disappoint like this na, you know say we suppose follow go that...' Emma looked at my face and saw that all wasn't well so he stopped his blabbing. 'Guy, wetin happen to your face na, you look like as if you go steal meat and them catch you, beat you' Emma added. I looked up at him, touching my bruised face as I spoke. 'Is it that bad?' I asked. 'Tell me who do you this thing and the person dey go down six feet this night' Emma yelled. I pretended as if I didn't hear him talk so I just entered inside the house, still yet, Emma trailed me from behind. 'Gee, talk to me now, wetin happen?' Emma continued questioning me. When I saw that he won't stop bombarding me with questions, I gave in as I opened my mouth to talk but I was interrupted. Bang! Bang! A knock at the door. I noticed Emma's sudden uneasiness. Seemed he didn't want me to find out who was behind the door. Bang! Bang! A knock at the door again. Emma still kept mute. He stole a naughty glance at me and I looked at him back. What game was he playing that I didn't know of? Bang! Bang! The door knocked for the third time. Emma smirked his lips with regret and displeasure. Whoever was behind the door was someone Emma didn't want me to find out. 'Emma! Emma! Open this door na and lets continue from where we stopped' A female voice voiced out. I couldn't lay my finger on the owner of the voice but the voice sure sounded familiar. 'Lets continue from where we stopped?' What could that mean? Or was it why I saw Emma exhausted and worked up when I met him outside?. Wait o, hope its not what/who am thinking? Emma catwalked to the door and opened just a little part, using his body to block the open part of the door. Emma tried to block whoever was at the door from entering but the person pushed him violently and entered into the room. She wore only a thin wrapper around her waist. Then she looked up and saw me and then Our eyes locked. Ah!! Landlord wife!!

Emma no enter where if he eventually die, @ least him corpse go dey easy to b found. Dis 1 na big gbege.

Hmm...Emma u'r digging ur own grave woroly & jejely...

Well, am knwn as d observer, so am still observing tinx.. So wat d hell happen next huh..? Leggo der plssssss

loooooolz abegii make una update d stori so dat we can continue from where we stopped

suspence wat happen nex ama curiouz

Hehe @Kristal na on nd off u dey do ni? Calm down fellaz... I will go nd ask Chikere what is happening... Lol he'z gonna use 5 years on dis story o..datz his way

Hehehe @ tenniebenson. 5years??.. Thats too much naw.. So sorry for not being able to update friends, really been busy with school.. *I cant fit shout* A medical student shouldnt always be writing naaaa!!!! Lol...

*Typing*... *_*

So pals, if in case any one would love to have a word with me, please add me on whatsapp.. Thanx.. 2348114957127 *Fine gurls only oo*

Abobi the story make sense... I dear feel you

Nawao.. See dx Chikere guy o, u dey cont'd wit d story or na ur digits u cum dey display 4 fyn gurls to copy ni..? Chei, Mikie don sofa to wait for eternity fa.. Ok naa, maa turn my observation lite elsewhere jor.. Lolzzz

Chikere i have been a silent follower of ur stowy,kudos....but making it so long is not fair,it is blak makin it løk like home video, abe if i fit go bak go read ur hold story that means am with u til d end tanks 4 makin me laff

Hahahahaha dis guy don high... So na ur number u come post? U no go see o

@Tenniebenson,will u b ma wyf

I sincerely apologize for not updating this story, not because I wasnt chanced but because I experienced what writers call 'writers block'.. A situation where a writer doesnt know what to write anymore...lmao... So pls bear with me, updates would resume fully on monday, after I have cracked my brain....lol

Shey na bimbola talk say no dating? Why she come do lyk dat nah,snakie the man enjoy ur self,no mind her.jst use ur brain and play ur game

Guy me dey wait for your update ooooooo

We are w18 oooo

Knacking Finz,landlord Wife Ke?

Lol una no go kill me with laff... @Gabby ask him na... I no dey copy person number jez like dat... Nd chikere no go dey faithful. U sabi d number of gals wey go copy am? Nd me i no dey share..so make i kuku no copy d number... @Seadurf u wife ke? Na ontop coolval u dey propose 2 me?

Tennie u talk say u no dey share.......plzzz their is love in sharing. Don't fail to share to me oooh

next episode pls

Mah share wetin? @krizzy ? No be evrytin person fit share o

but tennie those ones wey dey sharable make dem reach me ooooh

Dis story is really funny

Hmmm...bia, gini k'aha n'akpor gii...chikere!!.....d vex is plentying o, boys are nt smiling.(Vexd), u shall soon hear frm ma oga at d top

Who missed me? Hehehe.. Okay guys, I sincerely apologize for not updating this story, school has really been hectic for me.. But . . . . . . Am back. ******** STORY CONTINUES ********

Episode 25. 'Ah! Landlady? Old soldier wife? Emma!' I screamed before covering my mouth with my two hands. The landlady was shaken with fear, she didn't expect me to be at home at that time of the night. 'Emma, I think you been talk say this your shegeyaro roommate done travel?' The landlady asked. Emma stammered, 'Me sef no know wetin him dey do here o, Him been tell me say he dey travel'. 'Ah! Emma! Which time I tell you say I dey travel?' I asked furiously. 'Shutup there Mr.Man, if you love your life this night better dey go back to where you dey come from o' Emma fired back. 'Ah, Emma, for my room wey I dey pay house rent with my own money again?' I questioned, while he just started at me with a plain face. The landlady just kept mute while I and Emma questioned each other. A brief introduction to my landlady. She is the meanest person on planet earth, feared by all, and when I mean all, I also include old soldier too. She's got too sons who were shorter than 'Aki N Pawpaw' themselves, they had huge body build up which made them look like macho-commandos. Landlady never failed to use them as instruments of attack whenever she had any problem with any tenant. She was feared by all, and I feared for my self that night. 'Scorpion! Stinky!' Landlady called out. 'Ma-le!!' Two deep bass voice answered from two rooms away. Before I could say Jack Robertson, the two short devils waltzed into my room. The landlady spoke to them in their dialect and what happened next was something I would never forget. Scorpion,the first boy, sorry man, swept me off my feet like a broom while stinky the second whisked me up and placed me on his shoulders, placing me in a lockdown that I couldn't even move a part of my body. I was carried outside on the shoulder of stinky and dropped like a bag of sand on the hard stoned floor in the middle of the compound. 'Scorpion, Stinky' I cried out, 'Abeg no do me this thing, we fit sort this thing out, na me o, your main man' I added with a tearful cheek trying to take a glance at their face but that was when the first punch landed on my face. 'Kpowai' My face changed direction. I knew they always visited the gym for buildup exercises but did they also build up their hands. That punch weighed over a 100kg. I was still holding my face in pain when the second punch came in. 'Val! Val!' Wake up jare, we don late for lectures' Emma tapped me on my face waking me up from my dream. I sat upright spontaneously on the bed trying hard to comprehend what just happened. So I was dreaming all this while? Thank God the event with the landlady and her cruel sons was just a dream but what about the beautiful lady who helped me to the hospital, was that a dream too? 'That better not be a dream o' I cried within.

Episode 26. Emma waited for me while I hurriedly entered the bathroom and took a quick shower, came out as I creamed, powdered, wore my body perfume and clothes, and then finally taking a glance at my fine boy face in the mirror before joining Emma and off we went. Time check. 8am. We bounced into campus as if our father was the vice chancellor, probably because our lectures that day was scheduled to start from 9am. At the school's main gate, A couple of handshakes from our guys and a bunch of hugs also from the female foes we met at the gate and we were done with the morning pleasantries. Emma and I briskly walked away from the gate as we approached the school's senate building located besides a round about. We then passed the famous Queen Amina hall and was heading to the faculty of science when Emma realised he had'nt photocopied some important documents which he would submit in his department. He pleaded I followed him which I declined, with the excuse that I had something important to do in my department before lectures started but he was insistent, giving me no other option. We took a turn to our left and entered 'Evolution Cafe' which was located inside the school's social centre. And that was when he saw her. We had entered the cyber cafe recklessly without taking a mental note of the people present, so that just incase we needed to dodge from someone, it would have been easy. The sales person had already started attending to Emma's documents when Bella walked up to Emma with anger in her eyes. Bella was a pretty tall chocolate skinned lady who Emma woed some months ago with intentions of her just being a one time thing. He had stopped calling and texting her immediately he got what he wanted from her and that was what broke the poor girls heart. The moment Emma saw her, he fidgeted spontaneously with fright while I codedly stepped back a bit. I could see rage in her eyes and anger at Emma for dumping her for no reason. 'Emma! How could you?' Bella began. 'How could you treat me this way, I loved you but you took me worse than a street harlot' She added with her eyes already clouded with bubbles of tears waiting to burst out. Emma just stood there looking directly at her with his mouth shut as if she wasn't talking to him. 'Emma! Please I just need you to tell me the truth, Ever since you slept with me, you've been acting totally strange. You don't call me, text me, pick my calls or even reply my messages, please in any way I offended you, please forgive me' She pleaded and dropped to her kneels holding the bottom of Emma trousers. By this time, a crowd had formed as they stared at Emma and Bella who didn't bother about them as she continued in her pleas. Honestly, I can't remember the last time a Nigerian girl drop to her kneels and beg a broke ass nigga who logically didn't have anything good to offer her. It totally seemed like I was watching nollywood, cuz its only there that this type of episode happens. Emma who had been mute all along opened his mouth to talk with a naughty grin plastered on his face. He smiled, used his right hand and lifted up the face of the downcast Bella who was weeping her eyes out. Sincerely, I felt for this girl. 'Bella stop acting immature, I see no reason for this catastrophic scene you're displaying' Emma said plainly with no sign of remorse. 'Please just tell me why you wouldn't pick my calls, reply my messages or even call me, is that how heartless you are?' Bella responded with her head still bowed in tears. Emma looked at her and asked. 'You want to know why I don't call you or pick your calls?' She replied with a nod. Emma continued without remorse or thinking whether what he was about saying might break the girl's heart further. 'Have you ever seen a president campaigning after winning an election?' Emma spoke out. What he just said took everyone by suprise including me. He was supposed to be consoling or playing along with the poor girl but instead he chose to hurt her more. The window of tears were open as Bella cried even louder. I became enraged and angered at Emma, who was just smiling unremorsefully. How could he treat a girl who has ignored everyone and pride just to show him her true love in such way? I moved closer to him and shoved him a punch in the face. He was startled. He didn't think I could be against him but I was. I was ready to fight for the sake of Bella. Onlookers were having a field time as evolution cafe was filled. Emma looked at me with uncertainty to confirm whether the punch was just a farcass but I interpreted it for him by decking him with another sizzling uppercut. Everyone was surprised. No one expected to ever see I and Emma fighting, but I had no option. I had to treat his f'up and tell him physically that he did real bad in embarrassing Bella in that way. I moved closer to Emma who by now realised I wasn't joking. Unknown to me, my single act of selflessness had won the heart of someone.

I did nt miss u @ all #straight..face# if u like travel comot 4 one year b4 u continue... U go knw

Lol.. Ayam blushing ooo @Davy tnk u... I do enjoy reading ppl's comments too... Y'all alwyz make my day complete... Muah! @HBK no mind me jae..chikere wana cheat on me na...nd he knws i dnt like sharing o

tahh make i hear @tennie ...she is a joyful giver

Am loosing interest via this story

Na wa 4u chikere u no try at all o

Hahahaha @Freelizzy chai! U no sabi keep secret oo him head go dey swell na

Lol... Just coming online now, and all the comments are just ..... I comment my reserve. Tenniebenson, wadup na? Freelizzy, hmmn..... Sorry guys, this story would be put on hold due to copyright issues. Would resume when the time is appropriate

Ha! Chikere i dnt even knw if i shld get angry sef...so we will still be waiting? Ehn? Who re doz posting ur stories? Report dem 2 me o... I can deal with dem

Lol... U guyz re funny.... @tuni no prob...

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Aiite

Love is in the air.......Although i knew i am not d only one.

lolzzzz... Teenage love part 2...comind soon... Btw... Tennie.nd hmm... I reserve my comment

*coming

Lol @adedoyinsola its btw me nd u o... Uhmmm @mattew

hmmm...@ olesev... Me nd u ke... @ tennie... Its nt me nd u ooo...its u nd... Av 4gotten his name...but dnt break my broda (chikere) heart ooo.. Lolzzzz...

@adedoyin,u wan dey fall ma hand ni? chikere biz 4 here na jst 2 post story 4 us nahw..... him no go wan pas hm boundry

Lol... Na una go knw person wey dey play love ooo.... Chikere is on #parternity# leave.. So na comments go full here till he returns

@tuniquinski no p about knowing us o

All these hookup. Make una still hook me up na

freelizzy mke i kolet ur number nahw.. u dnt nid 2 expose it,here z mine 08127280581

Lol @Donmikie saw ur comment late... Been very busy... Ehn its nt too late na.. We can still av our own valentine

Uhmmm...in my auz busy with soooooo many tinz

here don bcum chat zone o, d story don finish be dat?

Why una jez dey pursue Tennie....ahhhhh!

More episodes please.

Continue na

Lol

Omg!!!! See my run-away husband!!! Chikere u do bad ooo #crying#

Shoooo!!! dis man dey laff ni sha, me dey here dey frustrate, u dey dere dey laff, oga oooo. So wen re u postin d nxt episode? @chikere?

Knack us beta tori abeg @chikere

Guy hope u never abandon this story like FG they take abandon road project

Abi u don misplaced d script ni? Cum complete diz tin na

@chikere wetin happen nao come post dis thing or u want me enter your nose nd never come out again abeg me dey here dey wait o ND also y no roll call for dis funny story @t-dak @frank & @phinebraim anyway am here thank goodness am not that late And all dis comment gan na another season story love it like mofelowo

Guy Na Laf I Jus De Laf Cary On Abeg

hahaha, ojo moi moi

Kudos bros. But na when the concluding episode(s) they come na???

Wooh hohohohhohahahahahahahahahaha....thrillinq story..plus d comments @chikere ur a don...no tel mhi say @pizzaro no dey here...vhix ix one hell of a funny stowie yhu cnt dare to miss,av been laffin mha ass out nd loud since mowin

Y so many unfinished story

Come Nd Complete Dis Story Na. Hw Many More Months We Go Wait B4 U Go Continue D Story Na Abi Dem Swear 4 U?

@chinekere ogini mere gi na.kilo happen come continue this stuff oo or wetin happen for 1930 go happen now oo

lol.....#Williams me sef dy wonder ooo

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Y ain't u completing this story nah.

Ok nah I fit help the guy complete the stowi gan How una see am

Nice 1