That was how AKPOS pressed the Breast of a
Female Journalist that had the Badge "PRESS"
on her chest
TEACHER:Can U see God?.. AKPOS :
No..TEACHER:Then tere is no God.. AKPOS: Sir
can U see ur brain?..TEACHER: No.. AKPOS: So
u have no Brain
In an English exam, an Essay asked 'What is
laziness'?.. Akpos left 6 pages blank & wrote in
the end –THIS IS LAZINESS
DOC AKPOS: U look terribly exhausted, re u
having meals 3 times a day as I advised?..
EKAETTE: Doctor, I thot u said 3 males a day
DOC: Do u do enough exercise?.. AKPOS: yes, I
play Futball & Tennis daily.. DOC: Ow long do u
play?.. AKPOS: Until my Phone Bat3 empties
OCHUKO: Akpos why is ur password
'ajascoalincojamespepeye'?.. AKPOS: They said
it has to be up to4 characters
PAPA AKPOS: U know, our Son got his brain
from me.. MAMA AKPOS: Ithink he did , I still got
mine with me
OCHUKO: 2day's my GF's bday, watGift can I
give her?.. AKPOS: Ow does she look?..
OCHUKO: Gorgeous & sexy.. AKPOS: Give her my
Chich:Hw much do u luv me?Akpos:My heart is a
mobile&u r its SIM.chich:oh God.I am so lucky.
Akpos:she doesn't knw dat my mobile is dual sim
In a party Akpos Asked a Girl "Are you Goin to
Dance?" She felt so happy 'n said-yes 'n Akpos
Said-"That's Gud, So Can I av ur Chair?
Akpos asked d barber“How much for a haircut?”
Barber:“N500. Akpos:“And hw much 4 a shave?
Barber:N50 sir. Akpos:Very well,shave my head
Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus
stop and boko- haram throws a bomb. What will
you do? Akpors: i will jux stop assuming…..
TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand & 5 in
the other, what do I have?.. AKPOS: A drinking
problem
TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the Exam
hall?.. AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the
questions I don't know
OCHUKO: Akpos, why do u keep saying 'Good
Morning Sir' to the mirror?.. AKPOS: Last nite,
Ekaette told me to respect myself
Spelling Mistake Destroy Akpos Life, Akpos Sent
Dis 2 His Wife "i'm Having a Wonderful Time
Wish u Were HER".Retweet if u get it!
EKAETTE: Honey, where are you going with a
Spanner?.. AKPOS: To the Bank, I want to open
an Account
EKAETTE: Akpos Darling give me a pet name, u
know we ll get married soon.. AKPOS: Zebra..
EKAETTE: Why?.. AKPOS: because of ur stretch
marks
TEACHER: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian,
then what's a person from Holland called?..
AKPOS: Hollandia