[b]Akpos went for a job interview.....
OFFICER:- What is your name?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- In full please
AKPOS:- Monday Philips
OFFICER:- Your father's name?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
AKPOS:- Marthin Philips
OFFICER:- Your native place?
AKPOS:-M.P sir
OFFICER:- Whats that?
AKPOS:- Mkpuma province
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
AKPOS:-M.P
OFFICER:-(angry) what is that?!!!
AKPOS:- Mathematics professor
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
AKPOS:- It is because of M.P sir
OFFICER:- Meaning?
AKPOS:- Money problem sir
OFFICER:- Would explain your self and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- And what
is that
AKPORS:- Marvelous personality
OFFICER:- I see........i will get back to you.
AKPORS:- How was M.P sir?
OFFICER:- And what's that again?
AKPORS:- My performance.
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P
AKPORS:-M.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental problem!!!
follow me laugh because you are my M.P(my person)[/b]