1. Two secrets to keep your marriage
brimming
»Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
»Whenever you're right, shut up. -By
Shaquille
O’Neal
2. The most effective way to remember
your
wife's
birthday is to forget it once...-By Kobe
Bryant
3. You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to. -By David Hasselhoff
4. My wife and I were happy for twenty
years.
Then we met.
-By Alec Baldwin
5. A good wife always forgives her husband
when she's wrong. -By Barack Obama
6. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps
with
the enemy. -By Tommy Lee
7. A man inserted an 'advert' in the
classifieds:
"Wife wanted". Next day he received a
hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: "You
can
have mine." -
By Brad Pitt
8. First Guy (proudly): "My wife is an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine is still
alive." -
By Jimmy Kimmel
***HAPPY WEEKEND***