1. The little opportunity given to a monkey
to
wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join
the
dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are
waiting
for them to be ripe, others are eating them
with
salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break
coconut would not be able to partake in the
eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl
without saying a word ends up fetching
water
for guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after
withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off
your
head only knocked off your cap, you should
be
grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains,
the
private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like
having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it
some
day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as
the
wolf climbing the hill.
***HAPPY WEEKEND***
