One day a happy couple Jay and Marie were walking
down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped
on Jay's leg and bit his dick. Since no one was around
for miles Marie called a hospital and told the doctor
"Quick Quick I need your help my boyfriend got bit by
a snake on his penis" The doctor told her "Maam your
gonna have to suck the venom out yourself" Marie
asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to
get rid of the venom" The doctor says "Sorry theres
nothing we can do" So Marie goes running to her
boyfriend When she gets there Jay says with pain "So
what did the doctor say?" Marie says "Doctor said
your gonna die"