[b] someone shared me this and i decided to bring it here.
ANGEL: father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: what have they done this time?
ANGEL: everything! They dont listen to instructions, they dont obey traffic rules, they dont wait for their turn in everything. They are completely reckless!
GOD: then we better send them to hell. (calls d devil) hello?
SATAN: hello my creator and master pls call me later there's an issue i'm trying to resolve.
Ten mins later.
GOD: hello lucifer?
SATAN: your lordship my father! I'll call you back. The issue has turned into crisis ooo!
An hour later
SATAN: hello?
GOD: what's going on over there?
SATAN: it's the Nigerians i have with me in hell ooo.
(he stammers) they...they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioner.
Lolzzz..
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