AKPOS THE RADIO PRESENTER
AKPOS; Whats your
contribution?
CALLER; There is this lady i
wanted in my life shortly
after my NYSC, but all my effort proved abortive. She
wouldn't pick my calls, she
would laugh at me while
passing by, for reasons best
known to her! FIVE Months
later, i was able to get my apartment,a new car,courtesy
of a contract job i secured with
a major oil company.Now
most of the missed calls i have
is hers,dozens of SMS from her
and all that.... i am confused on what to do. PLS help me out!!! AKPOS; listen up
guy! Pick up
your phone now, give her a
call,letting her know you'll be
at her house in 2hrs. You take
a good shower, wear a nice outfit, and an attention- catching
perfume.When it is
exactly 2hr, call her&tell her
you'll be there in another
2hrs.When the 2hrs is over,
you now drive down to her house, get down from the car, walk to
her door. Once she
opens the door,welcome her
with the sexiest smile you've
got,stylishly look into her
eyes,draw her slowly to yourself,take your mouth to her ear&
whisper "THUNDER
FIRE YOUR HEAD"!
