Good morning, the seem so bright, akpos said we should smile today, here he goes
"Lemboye Basith Adekunle company''
OFFICER EAZY: What is your name?
AKPOS: M.P sir.
OFFICER EAZY: Meaning?
AKPOS: Michael Peter sir.
OFFICER EAZY: Your father's name?
AKPOS: M.P sir.
OFFICER EAZY: What does that
mean?
AKPOS: Moses Peter sir.
OFFICER EAZY: Your native place?
AKPOS: M.P sir.
OFFICER EAZY: Dose that mean
Makurdi Purum?
AKPOS: No, Minna Port sir.
OFFICER EAZY: What is your
qualification?
AKPOS: M.P sir.
OFFICER EAZY: (Angry) What does
that mean again?!
AKPOS: Medical Physiology.
OFFICER EAZY: So why do you need
a job?
AKPOS: M.P sir.
OFFICER EAZY: (Feeling very
frustrated) Meaning?
AKPOS: Money Problem sir.
OFFICER EAZY: What is your
personality?
AKPOS: M.P sir.
OFFICER EAZY: (Tired of Akpos
antics now) Would you explain
yourself and stop wasting my
time? AKPOS: Melancholic
Personality.
OFFICER EAZY: I see. I will get back
to you.
AKPOS: Sir, how's my M.P?
OFFICER EAZY: And what's that
again?
AKPOS: My Performance sir.
OFFICER EAZY: M.P.
AKPOS: What's that?
OFFICER EAZY: Mental Problematic!"