[b]Akpos insisted that his first child must bear his name, so on the day of naming ceremony.....
REV: Which name would you like your child to bear?
AKPOS: With smiles all his face replied, Akpos!
REV: No! he has to bear an english name.
AKPOS: Ok oh, Akposky!
REV: Listen, your son should be named after a saint in the bible.
AKPOS: Nawa oh, which kind wahala be this? ok oga pastor, my son will bear St.Akpostus.
IF U NO WAN LAUGH ABEG MAK U SMILE,AKPO NO GO KILL US FOR DIS COUNTRY.[/b]