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Akpors reloaded season 1

Akpors reloaded season 1

By Dinodipxy in 1 Aug 2015 | 12:22
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Chichi: Do you smoke?
Akpos: Yes….
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs.
Chichi: How much per pack?
Akpos: N200.
Chichi: And how long have you been
smoking?
Akpos: For 15 years.
Chichi: So, one pack costs N200, and you
have
3 packs a day, which puts your spending
each
month at N18,000. In one year, it would be
N216,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: If in one year you spend N216,000
not
accounting for inflation, the past 15 years
puts your spending at over N3,000,000
correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn’t
smoked, that money could have been put in
a
step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the
past 15 years, you could have now easily
bought a brand new Range Rover HSE
Sport?Akpos: Do you smoke?
Chichi: No.
Akpos: So where’s your Range Rover HSE
Sport then?
#One word for Akpos
1 Aug 2015 | 12:22
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Lolz
1 Aug 2015 | 13:21
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I thought Akpors will f##k up..... Bt it seems he don brace up and get small sense....... U betta ask her where her Range Rover HSE dey.....
1 Aug 2015 | 13:34
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Lols ....smart guy
1 Aug 2015 | 13:45
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Did u know ; 1.60% of Nigerians Prefer Using Water to Wash their Ass after Shitting , 20% “yoruba” prefer Using “Leaf”. Just 20% use tissuepaper. 2.An average Igbo man can smell money 100 meters away. 3.Listening To TerryG’s Music with an Empty stomach(Hunger) can Cause Madness. 4. After Listening to Tonto Dikeh ‘s Music, there is a 98% possibility that you might slam your Phone on the Wall. 5.Drinking too much Garri can cause sexual dysfunction and mental retardation. 6.Its only in Nigeria that a Remix of a Song will be the same as the Original song. Just two new words added 7.Only a Yoruba Man would rather Put his Head Outside the Window to Shout instead of using his car horn.
1 Aug 2015 | 13:53
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Akpors d brain!
1 Aug 2015 | 13:55
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Lolz Akpors my niqqæ ask am oooo.....
1 Aug 2015 | 13:57
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Akpos: Bar man! Bring everyone drink cos wen am drinking, I want everyone to drink and enjoy. (bar man obeys) Akpos :bar man! bring everyone goat meat cos wen am chewing, I want everyone to chew. (bar man obeys). People began to chant and celebrate him. Akpos! Akpos! Akpos! Akpos! Akpos : Bar man! Bring everyone their bill cos wen am paying, i want everyone to pay.. ONE WORD FOR AKPOS!
1 Aug 2015 | 14:12
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Lolz Akpos d brain master
1 Aug 2015 | 18:45
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Akpos try get sense for here
31 Mar 2016 | 00:47
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