Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He
met with Akpos the Librarian.
MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide?
AKPOS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for?
MUSA: I wan commit suicide!
Akpos stares at him for a while and says, "Abeg comot for
here! Who go come return the book!?"