*SOMEWHERE IN USA*
*SON*: Mom, someone gave me chocolates
today.
*MUM*: Wahoo, i hope you thanked him?
*SON*: Yes mum.
*SOMEWHERE IN NIGERIA*
*SON*: Mom, someone gave me chocolate
today.
*Mom screams*: Hiaaaaaaaaan!!! Who?
Where? [slaps son] how many times [slaps
son again] did i tell you not to [slaps son]
collect something from strangers. Now go
and drink Anointing oil. ..........