Adebimpe The Facebook girl by Onihaxy Season 2 & 3

....................8 weeks later. SEGE: onihaxy, I don dey notice you all these days ooooo ME: wetin happen? ***raised eyebrow*** SEGE: since that bimpe Dam don comot, you just dey dull this days. ME: hmmmmmm SEGE: this one no be the matter of "hmmmmmmm", you sure say that girl never wash pant inside food for you?, infact, I dey suspect say she don lace her pusssy with juju. ME: not really jaree. I just like bimpe and I keep thinking about her. I don't know why sha. SEGE: **** laughs loudly*** hahahahahahahahaha. My Baddest Maga ever liveth, I know say no be the girl dey worry you, na her pusssy, hahahahaha ****pats me on the laps and kept laughing**** ME: stop that jaree. SEGE: hahahahahahaha. Chaii, na so her toto sweet reach??, onihaxy talk true, e be like say that girl dey give you special deliveries on bed. ME: "segun je ka serious jaree" I just love this girl sha, I don't know why I can't take her off my mind. SEGE: guy, tell me say na joke!! ME: segun, no be joke, I don tell you something like this before?. SEGE: ***hissed*** "ode", instead of you to go for an H.I.V test abi na AIDS dem dey call am, you are here mourning about one Dam. ME: you won't understand sha. SEGE: hahahahahaha, why won't I understand?, e be like say you were destined to be her maga for life. ME: no segun, I always have this feelings that the judgement we gave her was too harsh. SEGE: and so?, "iyen o kan aye men". That is the minimum judgement a Dam deserves, ME: stop it jor. SEGE: she should thank her stars that it wasn't in the period that I was desperate to have money, I for don take her do rituals. ME: segun haba!!!. SEGE: na so now. I no know why you carry sword-man's abandon Kitty-Cat for head like this?, you don dey craze oo Mr maga. ME: segun you know what? ****adjusted my sitting position****, I keep wondering how she would get back to port-harcourt without T.fare as she didn't have money on her. SEGE: that one simple now, no be runs girl she be?, sebi na to sell her toto give two or three guys for bustop and make money. ME: segun!!!!!!!! SEGE: yes now mr maga, or patapata e, she go sell her phone to make money, maybe that's why her number no dey go again sef?. ME: hmmmmmmmmmm!. Oga oooo. SEGUN : ogbeni forget matter jaree, I dey go my house to prepare for tomorrow's work. ME: ok jaree padi e, SEGUN: mr maga, you no go see me off? ME: ***frowned*** no dey call me "maga" again jor, I no like am jare. SEGE: you dey craze, na certified maga you be. If not for me, maybe you for don sell all your properties give bimpe. ME: na you sabi. Let me see you off. SEGE: hahahahahahaha. If you like, kill yourself ontop one yeye bimpe ooo, you hear!!!!. Who knows?, maybe she dey ontop another dicck right now rocking cowgirl's style. Abi no be that girl? ME: wetin do am? SEGE: chaiiii, that girl fit Bleep ontop transformer ooooo. ME: ***laughs*** segun, na you sabi, come dey go your house abeg. I will branch at your place tomorrow when I'm coming back from work. SEGE: no wahala mr maga "hahahahaha". My regards to adebimpe oooooo. Hahahahaha. ME: you no well. Segun left my house, I sat down on my chair and began to review all that happened between me and adebimpe. [hr] [b]SEASON TWO'S FAST LINKS TO AVAILABLE EPISODES[/b] Scroll Down For Episode 2 nd 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 nd 6 Episode 7 Episode 8 Episode 9 Episode 10 Episode 11 Episode 12 Episode 13 Episode 14 Episode 15 Episode 16 Episode 17 Episode 18 Episode 19 nd 20 Episode 21 nd 22 Episode 23 Episode 24 Episode 25 Episode 26 Episode 27 nd 28 Episode 29 nd 30 Episode 31 Episode 32 Episode 33 Last Episode [b]Season Three's Fast Links To Available Episodes[/b] Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 nd 6 Episode 7 Episode 8 Episode 9 Episode 10 Episode 11 Episode 12 Episode 13 Episode 14 Episode 15 Episode 16 Episode 17 Episode 18 Episode 19 Episode 20 Episode 21 Episode 22 Episode 23 Episode 24 Episode 25 Episode 26 Episode 27 Episode 28 Episode 29 Last Episode

Episode 2 ********************************** After segun's departure, I began to reason and think of why I still loved this girl despite all what she did to me, the more I think of her, the more I was lost in my thoughts. I couldn't figure out what really could prompt such feelings. "Could she had jazzed me?" "Maybe segun was right sha!" "Abi she truly laced her Kitty-Cat?" "Abi na the waist bead she used?" "But the judgement was harsh oo" "But she deserved it na" "But she is pretty and cute oo" "What if she was flirting secretly?" "What if I didn't find out?". "Who knows if she might change?" "Who know if she had cursed me?" "How did she get to PH sef?" "Abi she was killed ni?" "Maybe she is dead at the moment?" "Her number no dey go again" "Even her FB has been dormant" "But I liked that girl oooo" "She is really smart sha" "It takes only smart girl to play game" I was lost in thoughts and asking myself all sort rhetorical questions and there was no one beside me to provide answers to it. I picked my phone to check her profile on my facebook but I couldn't see her on my friend list and search results. I tried checking again and the result was still empty. It was then that I remembered that she had blocked me on the same day segun sent her away. I tried logging in into her account but the screen was showing "incorrect password". **chaiii, this girl don change password sha***** I created another facebook account and searched for her name from my new account and it was displayed, but the account was dormant for the past 5 weeks. No new update, no new uploads. I dropped the phone and while I was still lost in my thoughts about Adebimpe, my phone was ringing, I moved closer to the bed to see who was calling and I was shocked to see the name that appeared on the screen. ***********************************

Adebimpe calling...... Hmmm pls kip updating. Cant wait 4 d next episode.

Hmmmmm watin happen next

Na adebimpe ooooo

Episode 3 I looked at the screen of my phone. It was kemi. I also met kemi online before my encounter with bimpe. She claimed to be based in lagos according to her back then when we met 9 months ago. She told me she was a fashion designer and also a part time student of yabatech at the same time. After 3 weeks of chating when we met, she sent her phone number to me on facebook after several pleas. Our friendship became interesting that we were fond of each other, I would always call her in the morning, afternoon, and night. I would sent series of sms to kemi and she would also send hers. After few weeks of friendship, I asked her out and she gave me a pending response. I never gave up on kemi as I kept pressurising her to be mine, convincing her with sweet and mouth-watering talks. I never seized to bombard her with my specially designed love sms. Alas, she finally agreed to be my girlfriend and the official E-dating started 6 months ago.. At the beginning of the E-dating, everything was going smooth, I was always looking forward to the day I would get to see kemi face to face. We began to plan how we would meet and I never had the feelings that it was a distance affairs, I always have this possibility and positivity kind of mindset that we would be together someday no matter how long the "E-dating" lasted. About 2 month into the relationship, things began to get complicated. Kemi no longer call or text me like she used to do before, conversation began to get boring as the day passes by and to crown it all, kemi would always be on my neck for airtime credits. At first, I didn't find any fault or problem in sending airtime to her. I had this mentality that she is my girlfriend and I am responsible for recharging her phone so that other guys wouldn't snatch her from me. But along the line, I was getting uncomfortable with the card of a thing. Kemi would not call on a good day to greet me on check on me, anytime my phone rings and I picked, the conversation is always "baby please send me card", and the funniest thing was that she would only flash me or call to tell me "baby, I have seen the card, thanks" and she would hang up. It was when she needed another card that she would dial my number again. The whole thing got boring to me and I began to loose interest in kemi gradually, it got to a time that I stopped calling her also. When she calls to ask for airtime as usual, I would promise her that I would send it and ended up not sending anything, when she finally realized that airtime isn't coming forth from me anymore, the communication was broken finally as she no longer calls again neither do I call her also. And 4 months ago was the last time we spoke together. Seeing her call again, I was shocked and surprised, I was like "so this girl still have my number all this while?". I stopped thinking about bimpe and I picked the call. ME: hello KEMI: hi onihaxy, nawa for you oooo, you didn't even bother to call me again. This is unfair ME: I'm so sorry kemi, I lost my phone, and I got a new phone and lost the former contacts. KEMI: onihaxy!!!!!!!, so how did you know its me. ME: I recognised your voice, I got to know that its you when you said "hello" KEMI: ok dear, how are you?, I have missed you ooooo. ME: ****yinmu, "oloshi, may thunder fire you if you demand for card again today"****** I missed you too dear. KEMI: I just called to tell you that I'm attending a wedding in akure next weekend. I would see you when I'm around. ME: its ok, can't wait to see you. KEMI: are you sure? ME: yes KEMI: ok dear. Baby please help me with little airtime please. ME: ***oloshi****, ok, but not now KEMI: when?, I need it urgently please. ME: I'm not at home at the moment and I didn't go with my wallet, maybe when I get back home sha. KEMI: thanks dear, I will be expecting it. Can't wait to see you next weekend. ME: can't wait to see you too. Bye KEMI: bye ***hanged up****** Yeah, its time for me to get a "pension sex" for all my wasted investment***************

Hmmm, it mite rilly be a setup, who knows if kemi has a connection with adebimpe..... Jst be carefull, i dey wait for d next update

Episode 4 After the call that evening, I dropped my phone on the bed, I began to contemplate on whether to send the card or not. I think back to the past and I remembered that she had bad records when it come to lies. Kemi had lied so many times to me just to get recharge cards. I could remembered vividly the day she called me at 10pm that she needed N400mtn card to call her families and inform them that her mother was critically ill and needed medical attention urgently, I was shocked and began to shiver that night, "oooh, God please save my future mother inlaw for me ooo, I don't want to loose her at the moment" I was running helter skater to get the recharge card that night. I had to rush down to the ATM to make a VTU transfer when I couldn't see a vendor. After transferring the card to her, she didn't call me and I didn't have any airtime on my phone to call her. I had to use a neighbour's phone to call her. I intentionally adjust my voice when I called her. ME: hello kemi, KEMI: who is this? *****is he the one calling? ****** "another lady was asking her at the background" ME: ***angried and amazed*** its me kunle KEMI: ***replied the other lady, "No, its not him, its another person"**** kunle from where please? ME: from lagos. KEMI: can't recollect such identity. How did you get my number please? *****the background lady: cut him off jaree and let's call another person**** Hello, pls call me tomorrow morning. I'm busy at the moment ME: ok ****hanged up****. From the little drama. I knew it already that I was played. But I was blinded with love to express my feelings. All the memories of her past lies was flashing back in my brain. Then I thought of it again, "what if her next visitation is actually true?". I began to imagine the pictures of her gorgeous look and endowed packages I had been seeing on her facebook profile, I began to imagine myself squeezing and experimenting her killer "ukwu". Immediately, I became totally confused on whether to send the card or not?. After few minutes of contemplating, then I remembered I have a friend who once delivered me from a scammer. Then I decided to chat with "sege" on whatsapp concerning kemi's matter. ME: ogbeni how far? SEGE: oko bimpe, I dey oooooo. ME: you know well, who be oko bimpe? SEGE: eeeh, sorry, Mr maga I mean jaree ME: you no well ni SEGE: loooool ME: errrhhhm, you still remember this girl, kemi? SEGE: who is kemi? ME: that my babe wey I tell you say she dey stay for lag na. SEGE: I no remember ooo. ME: the one I met before bimpe na. SEGE: oooooooooooooh, that your recharge card babe abi?. ME: yeah SEGE: wetin do her? ME: she just called me say she dey come akure next weekend SEGE: that one nice na. Na kitten weekend be that for you na. ME: you no well SEGE: are you guys still dating? ME: we never broke up before, we only stopped communicating with each other SeGE: and wetin be that one?, no be break-up be that. ME: that one aside jaree. She said I should send her airtime. SEGE: hmmmmm. I trust you say you don send am already. ME: no oooo, I am contemplating on whether to send or not. SEGE: that babe na cheap airtime scammer. But since she talk say she dey come akure, risk this last one and send like 200mtn sha. Atleast to pour water on ground and then walk on wet ground. ME: thanks jaree my guy. SEGE: I hear. But don't send another airtime again until you set your eyes on her oooooo. ME: I hear. The following morning on my way to work, I stopped at a vendor and got a N200 airtime for kemi. As usual, she only called to thank me in 12 seconds and later hanged up. 3days gone and I didn't hear from kemi again until the 4th night which was thursday night when she called me again. ME: hello dear, how are you? KEMI: I'm fine dear, thanks for the other day ME: you are welcome dear KEMI: I also want to remind you that I would be around next weekend oooo. And you will talk me out and buy gifts for me ooo. ME: no problem dear. KEMI: thanks love. I'm missing you seriously ME: same here KEMI: that's my baby. Errrrrrhmm honey, can you please help me with a little airtime please?, even if it is just N200 please

Lmao..... You'd better dont send it cause she's foolin' you.

Dis guy na mugun o

Episode 5 Recharge card again?, what do I do this time?, segun must not hear this, and I don't want her to change her mind about coming over to see me, but seriously, I was tired of this airtime demands of a thing but at the same time, I wanted to fucck kemi. I decided to risk it again and transfer N100 airtime to her from my phone. One thing about kemi was that, whenever she gets an airtime below what she requested for, she would never call back to appreciate but if she gets the exact amount she requested for, she would call back and spend maximum of 30seconds on a call. After the transfer, she didn't call back as usual and I ignored her. On saturday, I went to visit segun and we had a chat about kemi. I told segun that kemi would be around on the following week and my guy came up with a master plan as usual. ME: sege, that my babe go arrive next weekend ooooo SEGE: bimpe or kemi? ME: which one be bimpe again jor?, its kemi SEGE: oooooh, the airtime merchandise? ME: na you sabi. SEGE: but is she staying over at your place?, or just stopping by to visit? ME: we never discuss that one yet SEGE: all the same, you must sample that girl at this only opportunity oooo. Or else, u might not see another opportunity again. ME: I go try sha. SEGE: you must do ni. You know hungry girls like kemi requires special tactics to get them laid. ME: really?, gist me. SEGE: firstly, you must act or fake it that you have money to spend on her when she is around, you must be good at fake promises and your mouth must be loaded with lies, na that thing dey give them hope say "hmmm, I must maga this guy, e be like say e get money" ME: hmmmm sege!!!!, and after that nko? ****getting interesting*****, SEGE: you must be smart to play your game wella so as not to miss the fuccking. Make sure that u post all the spending till after sex, and not before. ME: I still don't understand SEGE: mr maga, listen. If you spend before planning to have sex, you might not get it, just keep making mouth till you get what you want. ME: I hear you ooooo. SEGE: when she dey with you. Call me and we go act drama for her. ME: mr sege!!!!!, I dey fear you oooo SEGE: you think say I be mumu like you?. Na me dey scam girls, girls no dey dupe me. Loooool. I returned home that night. Segun and I began our rehearsals on whatsapp ahead of kemi's arrival. Ever since I was growing up, I had always have this mentality that "the more you spend for her, the more she loves you" but segun changed my orientation and made me realize that most times, "the more you spend blindly, the more you are a maga". Between monday and Wednesday of the following week, kemi called me more than 5 times but I didn't pick up, I intentionally refused to pick up because I knew she would always demand for airtime. On thursday morning, I called her myself. ME: hello kemi KEMI: my love, how are you?, why did you refused picking my calls for the past four days? ME: I'm sorry, the phone was on silent since sunday night and I misplaced it since then. I tried calling the number from another phone to trace it but it wasn't ringing out, it was this morning that I found it inside the kitchen cupboard. KEMI: eeyah, sorry about that my love, I was thinking you were with another girl, maybe that's why you refused to pick up. ME: ****oloshi, this one wey you dey call me "my love" I know say na "send me airtime" go end am********, baby when are you coming?. KEMI: I would arrive this evening, but the event is tomorrow and saturday. ME: are you staying over at my place? KEMI: ***laughs**** ME: why laughing? KEMI: you are funny ni, I'm coming with my family, we would be staying over at the place provided for us. since I'm not alone, I won't be able to stay over at your place. ME: huuuuuh, how do I take you out for shopping then? KEMI: eeeeeeehhh!!! You mean you want to shop for me? ME: yes, I am even buying a phone for you since you said your phone is giving you issues. KEMI: huuuuh. That's why I love you honey. But why don't we do it like this? ME: how? KEMI: please do all the shopping and bring it to me where I would be staying, I might not be chanced to spend time outside, sebi I told you I would be with my family? ME: ****heartbroken "oloshi"******* no problem dear, let's postpone all the shopping and gifts to another day that you would have time. I can't just be roaming about supermarkets alone on my own without you by my side, I would only come and say Hi to you wherever you are. That's all KEMI: common dear, so you won't bring anything for me? ME: not sure, maybe apples only sha. KEMI: haba!!!, ok you know what! ME: what? KEMI: let me get to akure first, then I would know how to squeeze out time to go out with you. ME: that's my baby KEMI: are you happy now? ME: off course. So what time will u get to akure? KEMI: can't say yet, but we would leave home by 10am sha. ME: ok dear, can't wait to see you KEMI: same here dear ME: pls let me know when you are around KEMI: ok my love, eeeerhm my love, please can you do me a favour please!! ME: ***hanged up*****, oloshi, the only favour I have been doing you is Airtime, "omo-ale

hahaaa, "the more u spend blindly for a woman,the more u become a mugu".......i laff sotey my mummy dey suspect me(madness)...i gbadun this story jare.oya make we carry go

Hahaha, I too like Kemi

Lmfao..pension sex indeed

Episode 6 ................... After the call I went to work and chat with my friend segun along side. I narrated my recent action to him and he told me I was getting smarter. We discussed how kemi's package will look like, and trust my guy, he came with a very brilliant plan. He said we would act like brothers, I would be the elder brother while he would be the younger brother. I smiled and said to myself, "hope say sege no go push me to jail some day sha", but on a serious note, its good to have the good, the bad, and the ugly friends and I don't even know the category that segun belongs to. After closing for the day's job at 5pm, I was so tired and I couldn't stop over at segun's house, I went home straight and fell over the bed to relax. At 7pm, my phone was ringing and I looked at the screen, it was my beloved kemi calling. ME: hello love KEMI: call me back please ***hanged up**** What is this girl up to?, haba!!!, she had never call for 3 minutes before, always saying "call me back". I wait for like 10minutes before returning the call ME: hello love KEMI: hi. How are you? ME: I'm fine, and you? KEMI: I'm fine too. What happened to your phone the other time in the morning? ME: sorry about that jaree, the credit was exhausted and the call terminated. KEMI: hmmmmmmmm. I thought you don't want to talk to me ni. ME: haba!!, no naw. So where are you KEMI: I'm now in akure ME: really?, where in akure? KEMI: I don't know dear, ok hold on let me ask someone ******background:kemi: pls what is the name of this place?. Response: oda road*********** ok onihaxy, they said its oda road. ME: eeeyah, not to far from my area sha. About 30 to 40minute taxi drive. KEMI: really? ME: yes. So how do we see? KEMI: I don't know yet ooooo, and I would be so busy tomorrow in cooking assistance. ME: so what about saturday? KEMI: I will be busy too ME: so what do we do now? I can't wait to see you dear. KEMI: same here. Ok let's do it this way ME: how? KEMI: to save time, let's meet at the shopping plaza, text the location to me, you will get there before me and I will meet you there. ME: *****oloshi, you dey prove smart abi?, na me you wan use brain for?. Thanks to sege's tutorials******* that will be bit difficult dear KEMI: why? ME: my younger brother is around and wanted to see you, infact, he should have travelled yesterday but he said he would wait till your arrival. KEMI: who is that? And did you tell him anything about me? ME: my cousin .yes I told him lots about you KEMI: and what was that? ME: that you are my love, the girl I wanted to marry. And he said he wanted to see his brother's wife. Infact, he has a gift to give you. KEMI: really?. What is the gift? ME: he didn't show me, neither did he tell me. He said its for you alone and its a surprise. He would travel immediately after seeing you. KEMI: oooooo God, and I would be busy oooooo, ok, let's see what would happen tomorrow sha. ME: that's my love. KEMI: onihaxy please.... ME: **** interrupted**** heeeeee, honey please I will call you back, my food is burning seriously. ****hanged up***** *****Oloshi, I knew that it is "baby send me airtime" that would follow the "onihaxy please" At 9pm, I called kemi again to discuss on how we would meet. ME: hi love KEMI: how are you dear? ME: I'm fine, and you? KEMI: I'm doing great. ME: so how do we see and when?, KEMI: let's see if I could sneak out tomorrow to see you. Hope your place isn't far from here? ME: no dear, its along the main road. If you take a bike, the bike man will drop you exactly infront of my house. KEMI: please I won't stay long outside because of my family, I don't want them to suspect that I'm missing. So you would stay infront of your house and the same bike that brought me would takes us both to the outing. ME: ***oloshi, na me you dey prove smart for abi?*******, no problem dear KEMI: alright dear, what are the things you are buying for me? ME: just wait till tomorrow and see the surprises that awaits you. KEMI: that's why I love you. Baby please transfer little airtime to me please ME: it late, and I don't have sufficient airtime on my phone. Let's make it tomorrow. KEMI: ok dear, take care ME: bye ***hanged up******** I chat with segun after to call to gist him about kemi's outdoor plans. I was so confused on how to convince her to bed. Segun assured me that I shouldn't worry as he would take charge of everything. We had our last rehearsals that night on his plans of how to execute kemi's parole. 8am the second day which was friday, I woke up very early. I had took a time off from work earlier on thursday on the pretence that I was sick and needed to go to the hospital for treatment. I changed my bedsheets, stocked my portable fridge with 3 can malts and fruits, I went to the nearby chemist to purchase a pack of condom and I sprayed the whole room with air refresher. Indeed, nobody cleans a house faster than a guy expecting a new girl. 9:25am, kemi flashed me and I called back, ME: hello love KEMI : hi dear. ME: how was your night? KEMI: it was fine. Where is my airtime? ME: I'm sorry dear, I'm still on bed, I haven't gone out yet KEMI: why can't you send your brother to buy it? ME: he went out very early this morning and he hasn't returned yet. KEMI: send your address, I should be on my way any moment from now. And first thing, I will collect my airtime when I arrive. ME: ok love, no problem. KEMI: bye ME: bye. I sent the detailed address to kemi and I also inform my goon (segun) about kemi's coming. 35minutes later, segun arrived fully dressed and pulling a leather box. We hugged and gist about how we would execute our plans neatly. While we were having gists and fun. My phone rang and it was kemi calling. ME: hi love, where are you? KEMI: I just dropped from a bike at the front of your house, Please come outside and let's hurry up, the bike-man is waiting. ME: ok *****hanged up*******. I turned to segun with a sad face full of disappointment. Segun saw the look on my face. ME: segun, I'm not sure this plan will work out? SEGE: why not leave all the plans to the event planner?. ME: but she still insisted on waiting outside? SEGE: mr maga, just calm down. Let's go outside and welcome her, I will take charge of the situation. Trust me my guy. ME: yes boss *****************************

Hmmm..... This girl's too smart...

Mr maga,u beta act very well or else hmmmmmm

Hahahahahaha lets c who is smarter

I Bind and Cast Out The Likes of Kemi From My Parth In Jesus Name Amen.. Ŋª»̶̥ one of My Friend Jide De Feet dis Kind Girl..

Yhu qurls suppose no comment here....c yhur fellow qurl actinq.. Yhu qurls shuld jez be ashamed of yhoselvez en cover yho eyes...*tonques awt*

@Ayam, wu talk am for ur mouth, are all grls really d same, if yes, den talk abt guys too nah or or is it becos u b man, abeg, dont make me look u 4 eye ooo

Lol... But wetin dis kemi dey use d card do evrytym sef? She dey sell am?

Arms crossed

Episode 7 ******************************** We went outside together to meet kemi. As we stepped out of the door, I saw a young lady standing by a bike-man at the other side of the road. I was so disappointed in what I saw, kemi wasn't as pretty and adoring as the lady I have been seeing on facebook. Her face looked so rough and full of spots compared to the clean and radiating face I have been seeing on facebook. Is that the babe? "Segun asked me". I guess so "I replied". I picked my phone to call her she picked. She saw me at the other side of the road but she refused to cross, she was waving her hand to me that I should cross over and she was pointing at the bikeman at the same time. ME: ****whispers**** segun, you sure say this babe go sure? SEGE: just calm down and leave everything to me. Segun and I crossed to the other side of the road and we walked closer to kemi. ME: ***hugs****hi love KEMI: hi dear. ME: meet my brother segun I was telling you about, ******introduced her to segun***** SEGE: ***hands shake**** its nice meeting you our wife. KEMI: ****smiled*****. Onihaxy, Please I don't want to stay long outdoor, I sneaked out of the house and I must return before they find out that I'm missing. SEGE: lailai, that cannot be possible. Don't you know I have been waiting here for the past 3 days just to meet you?, I should have travelled 2 days ago but I decided to wait and see our wife so as to give our parents feedback when I reached home. ME: yeah, he is right KEMI: ***smiled**** but you have seen me now. I don't want to stay outdoor for long please SEGE: ****moved closer to kemi****so you mean main road reception is the best you can give to your father in-law. Common baby, don't abuse tradition, come in and let's know each other formally. ******held kemi's hand**** KEMI: oooooooooh God. ME: ****silent and watching****** KEMI: but the bikeman is here waiting. SEGUN: ***moved closer to the bike while kemi and I were walking away slowly****** how much is your money? BIKEMAN: 200naira Segun paid the bikeman and the bikeman drove away. I was amazed how segun got to know that kemi hasn't paid her bike fare. I guess he observed the situation. Segun catch up with us and we crossed together. Segun began to chat with kemi and they were flowing nicely. He took charge of the whole situation as we entered the room. He entertained kemi, asked her about her work, school, life generally and kemi was flowing well. I was only letting out smiles and interrupting because segun really surprised me. After about 8 minutes of having fun chat with kemi, segun stood up and pulled his leather box. SEGE: bros, I'm travelling. Let me give you and your wife some privacy ME: ****laughs*** ok bro. My regards to mummy KEMI: I will soon be going too. SEGUN: so soon?. That reminds me. I promised you a gift. I will tell bro onihaxy to give you. KEMI: *****smiled and appreciate*** thanks my inlaw. SEGUN: ehn ehn bros, what about the money you want to give me now?, ME: I thought you have forgotten SEGE: forget ke?, lailai. ME: that's even good. To make things easier. Take this ATM. *****bring out atm card from my wallet and hand it over to segun. Withdraw 50k from the account. SEGE: eeeeeeh bros, everything for me?. ME: no, my wife and I are going out for shopping. I will. Only give you the amount you request for, I want to use the rest for shopping. KEMI: *****smiled and feeling relaxed and comfortable. SEGE: ****winked at me*****. Bros, that money won't be enough to shop for our wife after deducting mine. Please go with enough cash. ME: hmmmmmmmmm. So you and your wife want to drain my account abi? SEGE: no bros. Just do the needful, first impression last longer. KEMI: ****felling more relaxed**** bro segun. Don't mind your elder brother jaree. He is too stingy. ME: hmmmmmm, ok, withdraw 60k then. You should take 10k while my wife and I will use the remaining 50k. SEGE: that's my lovely brother, let me rush down to the nearest ATM. KEMI: ******feeling totally relaxed****. Thanks jaree uncle segun. Please be fast, I won't be staying long. SEGE: **pats kemi on the shoulder*** I will be right back dear. Even me, I need to travel earlier. ME: ok ooooooooo. Husband and wife KEMI: onihaxy, na jealousy go kill you SEGE: ***laughs*****. Erhmmm, bros, I dey come. Segun walked out of the room. On closing the door, he yelled from outside. "Bro onihaxy, come and see something". I excused myself from kemi and went outside to meet segun. ME: guy u try ooooo. This your small head, na so so bad thing full am. SEGE: sebi I told you to leave every plans to the event planner na. ME: that's my guy. SEGE: you no well ni. I don buy time for you. Use it well and fucck the girl wella. I no wan hear story ooooo. ME: so what will happen to the atm card issue na?. I have only 2,500naira in the account. SEGE: ******laughs*****, Mr maga, who told you I want to withdraw money from the account in the first place?. Abeg go fucck wetin you want to Bleep jareeee. I went back inside the room and met my kemisola fully relaxed and balanced. To be continued

your p**sy go hot today scammer

Hahahahahaha "arabirin..wa fé ku l'aleyi" #singing#

God bless sege with his head full of hmmmmmmm

God bless sege with his head full of starting and finishing

Episode 8 I went back into the room, lock the door and sat on my bed closer to kemi staring at her appearance, she looked different from what I saw on facebook but her bosoms and butts are the same. She was putting on a jean trouser with a blue top. ME: you are looking prettier than the kemi I saw on facebook KEMI: I know you are teasing me ME: I'm so serious baby KEMI: thanks dear ME: you are welcome KEMI: that reminds me, where is my airtime? ME: *****oloshi, this girl don craze ooo*** I remembered dear, I will buy it for you when we are going out KEMI: that's why I love you. How much? ME: maybe 400naira. KEMI: thanks darling ME: you are welcome, *** stretched my hand and placed her palm on mine**** don't mind my brother, he is very funny KEMI: **grin** indeed, and he is nice ME: really?, how? KEMI: instincts. ME: hmmmmmmmm, so how is everything with you?, never knew I would see you so soon ******teasing her palm with my middle finger. KEMI: so you think I won't show up? ME: not really, just that I thought you were pulling my legs. KEMI: I see!! I drew closer to kemi, I held her second hand with mine, looked into her eyes for a few seconds and our heads was getting closer. Finally, our lips met and we began to kiss. The kiss was getting deeper as she began to press my head closer. I began to move my hand downward to her neck, I tickled her cleavage and was about dipping my hands into her bosoms when she resisted me. I felt sad but never gave up, we kissed again and I made the second attempt of locating her bosom, but this time, I went through her under-gown instead of the top, I found her bra and intended dipping my hands inside it but she resisted again. ***which kind witchcraft be this na***. I ignored the bosom, I moved my hands down to the abdomen and tickled the round spot on it and she began to jerk gradually, ****hmmm, every girl has different weak point ooo. Bimpe's own was her Tip while this one na abdomen*****, I noticed her that her mood was getting more passionate, I continued on the abdomen for more seconds, I noticed some tiny hairs directly below the navel and I played with the hairs as I traced it downward, the jerking was increasing as she began to let out soft moans, she removed her mouth from mine, pushed her head upwards and placed her neck on my lips. I utilised the opportunity and kissed her neck down to her cleavage. This time, I decided to go upward to the bosom again and behold, there was no resistance. I pushed up her top, pulled out the bosoms from the bra. Pushed her back on the bed as I began to manipulate the Tips, the moaning continued but the tempo never increased. I can tell it when a girl isn't enjoying a bosom sucking so I changed tactics. I decided to suck the entire Tip and choke my mouth with as much flesh as possible and gently squeezing the second bosom. This time, the moans was increasing in tempo. I decided to upgrade, I moved the left hand downwards while still sucking and swapping the Tips. I traced my hands down to the navel and I noticed that she jerked again just like she did the first time. I traced the tiny hairs beneath the abdomen and my trace led me straight to the button of her jeans trouser. *****chai, which kind of obstacle is this?, why can't she wear a skirt or gown?*******. I tried loosing the button and she held me hand and screamed "stop!!!". ME: what is it dear? KEMI: ****wears her top very well and adjusted her bra*****. What are you trying to do?, you want to have sex with me?, on a first date?. ME *****silent and nodded sideways**** KEMI: so you invited me here because of sex. ME: no dear. KEMI: then let's stop it. This is our first date, and besides, your brother should be on his way back. ME: ********frowned and sad***** To be continued

Episode 9 ME: no problem then KEMI: that's my baby ME: ****silent and frowned***** KEMI: please call bro segun to hurry up, I need to return on time ME: *****silent, no response****** KEMI: ******came closer******* onihaxy, I am talking to you now ME: *****frowned****** I didn't hear you before. KEMI: what's wrong with you? ME: nothing, I'm fine ****oloshi, how I go take Bleep this girl ooooooooo, abi make I rake for her??********* KEMI: ok oooooooooooooooooo. ****kept mute too********* Minutes later, my phone rang, it was segun but I refused to pick up. The calls kept coming in but I refused to pick KEMI: your brother is calling you, pick your calls ME: *****sege go dey think say I dey busy bleeping kemi now oooo, him no go know say water to pass garri******. Pick it yourself KEMI: nawa oooooo ****picks call******, hello bro segun I didn't hear segun's speech but I could hear kemi replying her that she was fine. I think he requested to speak with me and she passed the phone to me. ME: how far sege? SEGE: I dey, how far?, you don dig her? ME: no oooo SEGE: why na?, wetin happen? ME: nothing jaree. SEGE: you dey vex me oooo. Give her the phone jaree. ME: ok ****i handed the phone to kemi and the continued their conversation**** KEMI: your brother said he would soon be back that he is on a queue. ME: *******silent and frowned******* KEMI: ******came closer****, onihaxy my love, what is wrong with you? ME: nothing. Kemi, I think you just inspired me. KEMI: really?, how? ME: that someone shouldn't rush into things especially on first dates. KEMI: I don't understand ****raised eye brow***** ME: according to you, first date should be for simple meetings and discussions, not for adventures. KEMI: what does that implies? ME: I'm no more in mood for any shopping for now, maybe tomorrow or some other time. KEMI: *******yelled****** so because you want to take me out for shopping, you wanted to get sex in return right?. If that is the case, keep your shopping and let me be ME: ****scope*** you aren't a prostitute or ordinary girlfriend but a finance and a lover whom I am ready to take to my family, I didn't reason it that today is a first date before I planned hosting you for outings. I only believed that new lovers should have this mentality of yours. We have been dating for over 3 years now. So why this issue of first date of a thing.....bla bla bla***** KEMI: ********raked also******* keep your shopping to yourself take care. ***stood up and was about to leave**** ME: ***i wanted to beg her but I remembered that she doesn't even have a T.fare to return home and besides, she still wanted airtime, na so I come dey form*****. KEMI: ****walked towards the door, held the handle of the door but she refused to open, after few seconds, she looked back**** onihaxy, and I love you more than all this things you are doing to me oo. Why are you treating me this way?, despite how much I love you ***wanted to cry**** ME: ***yeah, trap don catch her, she wan chop 50k awuf shopping and she no wan loose 400naira airtime**** I stood up, walked up to the door, held her hands and looked into her eyes,*** Baby, you know I love you too. I have always loved you and I will forever love you. Before we know what was happening, our lips found each other and we began to kiss passionately as we were both standing by the door ************************** My lips were locked into kemi's mouth as we began to kiss at the door, she left the door handle and rest her back on the door and I turned around also to face her, we continued kissing as she wrapped my neck into her arms. My hand began to move downward to her neck, I spent little seconds there before taking it down to her chest. I didn't bother to insert my hands into her blouse but I was squeezing and smooching her bosom from outside her cloth. Kemi was moaning but I wasn't satisfied with her tempo. Immediately I remembered that her response was unique when I touched the abdomen few moments ago. I decided to move my hand away from her bosom and took it down to her abdomen. Kemi jerked instantly and kissed me harder *****yeah, I don get am******. I was tickling her navel and kissing at the same time until we moved away from the door and landed on the bed. I continue tickling her abdomen and she was rubbing my back in response. I moved my hand upward and traced it to her bra. I pulled out the bosoms from the cup and began to squeeze. Kemi was lost in ecstacy as she pushed up her head and her neck was on my lips. I pushed up her top to reveal her bosoms. ****chai, it was loaded and bouncing*****. I was squeezing one bosom and sucking the other. I was swapping the bosoms at intervals and taking her cleavage into consideration. I walked my hand downward to her navel and traced the tiny hairs below it down to the button of her jeans. ****fear dey catch me to unlock the button******. I began to play with the button like a confused kid and my dick was fully erect and thirsty for a Bleep. After few seconds of beating around the bush. I developed the courage to give it another try and unlock the button. As I was about to loose it, kemi placed her hand on my hand but she never pulled my hand off, ***chai, omo see little resistance****. I decided to suck the Tips more passionately and her moans increased, in between the moans, I unlocked the button and loosen the zip of the jeans. I dipped my hand inside her pants and behold, kemi was seriously wet. To be continued

Chai... Thats why she gives all you want you just throw her dick.

nw d game is on do what u knw aw to do best

Hmmmmmm

Episode 10 *****onihaxy, e be like say tot sure for you today ooo******, I dipped the hand further to the beneath of her pusssy and the fluid was dripping on my finger. I removed my mouth from her bosom and returned to her lips and began to kiss kemi as my hand was set for manipulation underneath. I located her clit and was handling it. Kemi was jerking, moaning and moving closer to me as I was kissing at the same time. After few seconds, I took the finger downward to her kitten hole and immersed it into the stream, ****in-out-in-out***** my finger began to move and kemi continued moaning harder. I continued this for about 2 minutes until I gathered enough courage to pull off the jeans from her legs. The jean was so tight, so in other not to turn her off, I would finger Bleep her, pause for a moment to pull the jean downward a little and then return to mu handjob until I was able to successfully remove the trouser. The pant was still remaining on her waist but I didn't see it as an obstacle since it was a low waist pant with a tiny thread underneath. Kemi was full wet and had cummed on my finger. I could see the eagerness in her to have sex as she was moving her hand down to my trousers and unhooking my belt. I left her to finish the unhooking as I continued with my hand job. Kemi pulled my trouser and boxers downward a little and she began to cuddle and play with my thirsty and erected rod. After about 1 minute, I moved ontop of kemi, still kissing her and patted her pants sideways, I used my hand to locate the hole and was about burying my rod inside of it when kemi used her hand to block the passage and she said "onihaxy stop!!!". I looked at her and I was like "stop wetin?, after getting to this level?". ME: what's that dear?, ****sad face**** KEMI: I don't think this is right for us to do. ME: baby, I love you, you need to know how much u mean to me. I can't just do without you ****sweet talks continue**** KEMI: I know you loved me but I don't think its right for us to have sex. ME: ****confused and silent*****. I moved my head closer to hers and resumed kissing her. I was squeezing her bosoms at the same time with my dick still erect but restricted from drilling by kemi's hand. After few moment of confused kissing, kemi whispered "where is your condom?". I smiled instantly and was back to life, it was as if someone took a visa from me and the returned it back. I dipped my hand underneath my mattress and brought out a pack of condom while still kissing. I paused the kiss and tore the condom pack, positioned it on my dick and wore it. Kemi saw the condom on my dick and that was when she removed the hand that was blocking the Kitty-Cat entrance. I drilled into kemi in a missionary style and began to Bleep her ***in-out-in-out****. I was complementing her with a kiss at the same time. Kemi seems to have this big hips restricting me from deep penetration, then I placed my two hands under her a$$ to press the a$$ closer to me each time I returned after going up. Later, I raised up her two legs and spread them wide apart. **chaiiii, the penetration was to the fullest. After about 5 minutes, kemi said "what if bro segun is coming?" I replied. "Don't worry, he would call me or knock on the door". She replied with a sweet moan of "hmmmmmmm". I released one of her legs, turned it sideways and pushed the other leg in same direction as I make her face my dick with her Bottom as she was lieing on the bed and I knelt behind the a$$$. I used my hand to push up one of the butts so as to reveal the pusy hole while I used the other hand to bury my condomized dick into it. Kemi was moaning heavily and screaming at this same time. I was deriving more pleasure because the moans was kinda sexy. I bleeped her for another 6 minutes before I cummed. I removed the condom from my dick and dropped it at the side of my bed as I lied down behind kemi to cuddle her. KEMI: are you now satisfied? ME: **raised eyebrow*** as how? KEMI: have you now accomplished your mission? ME: my love, I'm not on any mission. I was with my wife and we had a nice moment together. KEMI: **smiled***, where is your bathroom?, I need to shower before bro segun comes. I need to return home on time. ME: ok dear. I lead her to the bathroom, I flushed the used condom and return back to the room leaving kemi in the bathroom to clean up. I picked my phone to gist segun on whatsapp as I was dressing up at the same time. ME: sege, how you dey? SEGE: I dey fine ooo. ME: I don Bleep her oooo. SEGE: "oloshi" I know, I dey behind your window and I dey hear as una dey drag the issue of condom ME: "were ni e" bad boy. So what next? SEGE: I will call you. Kemi came out of the bathroom and began to dress up. I cleared my chats on my phone. Kemi was through with the dressing and she told me to call my brother because she would soon be leaving. To be continued

Haahaa the guy chop her ooo.she was playing her to get.haahaa

Haahaa the guy chop her ooo.she was playing hard to get.haahaa No shopping for her.lol

nw dat u av accomplished ur mission what nxt

She pay for the recharge cards she has been requesting.haaaahaaa

A matured guy can never use sex as a revenge. So childish

So u don resemble snakie abi,u dnt kw more dam xxxxxxxxxxxx

Pamelacham willu alow me hear word? Can u advice snekie wat other way of revenge....y will a grl collect money n recharge card in d name of love n u dnt want d guy to feel his way tru? If I catch u ehhhhhh#smiling# Pamy dear,truly kemi no try ok. Me no de vex for ur comment shaaa ok

Episode 11 KEMI: onihaxy, please call your brother, time is going and I need to go back home on time. ME: ****scrolling through my phone*** I don't know what is delaying him since, he is travelling today and he had to go on time. KEMI: please call him abeg ***restless*** ME: **dial segun's number and placed on loudspeaker****. Hello guy, where are you now? SEGE: bros I'm sorry, there was a long queue at the ATM, when there was about 6 people before me on the queue, the ATM went out of cash and couldn't dispense money. KEMI: haaaaaaaaaaa **oh God*** ME: haaaa, so what are you doing now? SEGE: I am on my way to zenith back ATM at hospital road, I should be there in a moment. KEMI: ***restless, I don't think I can wait*** ME: segun please hurry up, my love has to return back home on time. SEGE: ok bro ****hanged up***** ME: ***dropped the phone and turned to kemi****. My love, please wait for few minutes, he would be here. KEMI: ooooooh God, I don't like all this things, my family must have be looking for me now. ME: ***pats her on her laps*** I'm so sorry my love. Please I'm sorry. KEMI: ok, I will wait for only 20minutes. Go and get my recharge card for me first. ME: ***chaii, gbese!!!!!!!!, how I go take escape this one oooooooo!!!**** ok dear. KEMI: please hurry up. ME : ok, let me go out and get it. I picked my phone, went out of the house and chat with segun. ME: sege how far? Where you dey? SEGE: I dey inside the joint wey dey down the street. ME: ok, SEGE: wetin your babe dey talk? ME: she say she go wait for 20 minutes for you to be back SEGE: funny. She go wait tire ooo. Just find means take discharge her for today. She go come back tomorrow. ME: who tell you that one? SEGE: I know her type, she no go wan miss the awuf outing. ME:hmmmm, I hear. But she dey demand for card oooo SEGE: like how much? ME: 400naira. SEGE: e no too much na, afterall you go pay olosho 800naira per round of sex if you go ashawo joint . Go buy am give her. ME: I hear. I went to the vendor and purchased a 400naira mtn and returned to the room to give her. She smiled when she received it and I know that she would be like "since recharge card don sure, shopping too go sure ni yen oooo". After about 17minutes of meaningless gist, she became uncomfortable again and she began to ask of segun. I picked the phone to call again. ME: sege, where are you? SEGE: I dey on queue. ME: please hurry up, my wife need to return on time. SEGE: there are many people infront of me oo, it will take me about 40minutes to be back home. ME: ok, just hurry up. **hanged up*** KEMI: I'm not sure I could wait again, I need to return home before my family began to look for me. ME: if they are searching for you, they would have called you on phone KEMI: I didn't come with my main line that they have. ME: huuuuuh, eyah. KEMI: let me go, we would see tomorrow. ME: **yinmu***, and I wish you could stay a little ooo KEMI: no I can't, tell your brother that I can't wait. We would see tomorrow. ME: ok my love. Kemi stood up from the bed and we both walked out of the door. I waved at a bikeman and told him where to drop kemi. I paid the bikeman and kemi was driven off. About 3 seconds later, I got a whatsapp message on my phone from segun, " my guy welldone, you don dey sharp small small". I smiled on raised my head up to the opposite direction and I saw segun walking towards me To be continued shortly

U r nt serious,smilesssss:)

Chai!!! See the mumu girl sef!!

#clears throat# nna mehn!!!! Dis guyz get craay 4 head o.. But dat gal no too wise up sef.. See as she jez dash am free toto... Lol... But she no get levels sef.. na#400 card she dey alwyz ask... Well, she jez showed her worth

Episode 12 Segun and I went inside my room, we began to discuss. ME: sege, that babe tight ooooo SEGUN: tight as how? ME: I mean the hole still tight SEGUN: ***hissed***, I thought you meant "she is fine" ME: but she fine small oooo SEGUN: na true, pass bimpe sebi? ME: ***got furious**** for where?, she no even reach half of bimpe's standard **** argument continues*** SEGE: ****counter argument*** she fine pass bimpe, she get burst pass bimpe. ME: "lailai" this one wey get pimples?, for where?........... SEGE: *** pats me on the laps****, onihaxy my guy, I just wanted to hear what you would say. I know still like this your bimpe. ME: hmmmmmmmm SEGE: its very obvious, if it could be possible, I know you can reconcile with her again. ME: no be so jaree. Kemi no just fine reach bimpe. SEGE: onihaxy onihaxy!!!, "oko bimpe" ME: you no well SEGE: just go and do HIV test, you hear? ME: let's put that aside jare, how is tomorrow going to be? SEGE: **** re-adjusted sitting position***, onihaxy, I dey reason something ME: what is that? SEGE: let's forget about any show tomorrow. ME: why? SEGE: there is nothing to defend yourself with. ME: how? SEGE: by now, she believed I must have returned from bank and the money must have been ready. ME: so? SEGE: what would be your excuse for not taking her out tomorrow? ME: ***hmmmmmmmm** and you have points oooooo. So what do I do now? SEGE: sebi you don Bleep her today, that one don reach, just excuse her for tomorrow. ME: give me an idea to use SEGE: ******thoughts for a while*****. You know what? ME: what? SEGE: just call her this night and tell her that your boss called you to come to work tomorrow morning but you will leave on time so as to have the chance to take her out. ME: it doesn't make any sense, she would still be expecting an outing. SEGE: chai, you no get any sense at all. ME: oya borrow me senses jaree SEGE: when its tomorrow morning, you will keep on calling her at intervals telling her to give you little more time and that you would soon be through. You would keep posting her until the time is gone and spoilt. ME: ***shake hands with segun***, sege baba. Chaii, I never reasoned to that instance sha. You too get sense. SeGE: you no well ni. I told you, girls don't scam me, na me dey scam girls. ME: sege baba ***hails** SEGE: "oko bimpe, oko kemi".... Segun and I had more discussions until he left for his house. I saw him off and came back inside my room to call kemi as instructed by segun. ME: hello love. KEMI: hi dear, you couldn't even call me since morning ME: I'm so sorry dear. KEMI: no problem, is bro segun back ME: ****silent****** hello, I can't hear you. KEMI: I said "is bro segun back"?, ME: ** stammered**, not yet, but he called me just now that he is on his way coming KEMI: ok, so tomorrow, I would come in the morning, and please I want to return early because today, my family members were insulting me for going out. So I'm sneaking out tomorrow. ME: dear, errrrrhmmmmm. There is a little problem KEMI: what is that dear? ME: my boss just called that I should come to work tomorrow morning for some assignment. KEMI: haaaaa. ME: don't worry dear, I would leave there on time so as to have time with you. KEMI: ok, where is your office located? ME: oba adeshida road. KEMI: no problem, I would come and meet you at work tomorrow and we would go for the shopping directly from there? ME: *******yeeee, I don jam****, ok dear KEMI: and if you weren't able to finish your work ontime. I would collect the money from you when I meet you at work tomorrow and then do the shoppings on my own ME: ****** I don enter am*** ok love KEMI: alright dear ME: good night ****hanged up**** To be continued

this girl paaa ... u are not serious

This girl's kinda smart.... You cant dupe her..

lets see hw it goes

Episode 13 After dropping kemi's call, I was confused on how to bail myself from the web I just entered. I had just lied and now, the lies were hunting me. I thought through and couldn't get a possible way out. I decided to involve segun the event planner himself on whatsapp. ME: sege, how you dey? SEGE: oko bimpe, oko kemi, I dey oo ME: you no well ni SEGE: how far?, you don call your wife? ME: that was what I wanted to discuss with you sef SEGE: gist me, wetin happen? ME: the plan backfired SEGE: how? ME: I called her to informed her that my boss told me to come to work tomorrow bla..bla..bla...... SEGE: wetin come happen? ME: she told me that she would come to meet me at my work place. SEGE: heeeeeeeeee, smart counter move ME: she said we would go out for the shopping from there. And if the shopping won't be possible, she would collect the money and the gift you bought for her. SEGE: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ME: tell me jor, what should I do next? SEGE: can't you think on your own? ME: I couldn't figure out any idea jor SEGE: you no well ni. ME: so what next?. SEGE: ok, let me give you few ideas, then you would pick anyone out of them. ME: ok, I'm all ears. SEGE: first one, call her tomorrow morning, and switch off there after. Switch on the phone on sunday night. Call her and inform her that you had a flat battery. ME: hmmmmm, nice one. Any other idea? SEGE: here is another one. Don't call her at all tomorrow, switch off till monday, don't call her, wait till she calls you herself and then tell her that you were robbed and your phone was stolen. ME: hmm mr sege!!!!! SEGE: and here is another one. When its tomorrow morning, call her to inform her that you are going to work. And call her 2 hours later to inform her that you are travelling with your boss to somewhere to inspect a project and you don't know when you would be back. ME: this your small head, na so so bad things full am. SEGE: that's why I am referred to as the event planner. ME: lool. Segun and I had some moments of chats before we end it at 9:30pm. I then sat on my bed thinking of the one to follow one of segun's game plans. To be continued

Its too short..... I hope you'll post two today?????

Episode 14 After thinking for several minutes, I decided to go with segun's third plan. I faced the mirror before I slept and tried doing some rehearsals on how I would talk to kemi. I woke up very early the second day which was saturday. I prepared little breakfast, did a little exercise until 8am when I decided to place a call to kemi. Suddenly, I began to fear. I don't know where the fear came from, I just observed that I couldn't gather the courage to lie to kemi. Then I decided to call segun and inform him about my predicament. He suggested that I should come over to his place. "Who knows?, kemi might decide to find me to my house since she already knew the place". I agreed with segun, I dressed up and went to meet him at home. On getting to segun's house. We had few gist, then he gave me some courage, cheers and some scripts to make the call. ME: hello baby, KEMI: hi love ME: I'm on my way to work KEMI: ok dear, what time should I come to meet you at work? ME: hmmmm. Let me get to work first and see the situation of things, then I will call you KEMI: no problem. Better still, text the address of your workplace to me incase your number becomes unavailable. ME: ***oloshi**** ok dear, I will text it to you when I dropped from the cab KEMI: ok dear. Thanks for yesterday ME: what did I do yesterday? KEMI: the airtime you gave me. ME: ***i thought as much, kemi would never appreciate it if it were to be 100 or 200naira denomination***, you are welcome dear. KEMI: ***laughs**, you know our elders says if you appreciate what you were given yesterday, you would get another one today. ME: ****laughed***, you are funny KEMI: so I'm expecting what the elders said we should be expecting ME: I hear. Talk to you later KEMI: ok dear, bye ME: bye dear ***hanged up*** Segun and I laughed out loud and started talking about kemi. Segun said she is very smart and would earn more magas with her brain. We stopped gisting after a while then we switched to segun's laptop, he brought out his game pads and we played winning eleven. We were so carried away with the game that we forgot about kemi. At 12pm, my phone began to ring, I looked at the screen and it was kemi. It was then that I remembered about her. I was scared to pick up because I don't have the nerves to fabricate lies to her. My badman event planner geared me up again and did a fast mini rehearsals with me for the last time. After 4 missed calls, I called kemi back myself. ME: hi love, I saw your missed calls KEMI: why aren't you picking up? ME: I was with my boss when you called. And you know it would be embarrassing if I should pick calls in his presence. KEMI: ok dear, should I start coming ME: eeeeeerrmmm SEGE: *****throwing up his hands as a sign telling to speak up***** ME: eeeerm kemi, my boss wanted me to follow him to inspect a project, that was why he told me to come today. KEMI: ok, let me come before you guys leave for the project. ME: we are already on our way to his car, infact, his car is about 6 feet from here. KEMI: so what will happen now? ME: we won't stay long. I'm sure we can exceed an hour. When I'm coming back, I will call you. KEMI: ok dear. I love you so much ME: I love you too. Bye ***hanged up***. After the call, I dropped my phone and looked at segun. SEGE: *****shake hands with me*****, that's my boy, ME: hmmmmmm, I hope it works sha SEGE: mr maga leave story. If you aren't too smart for these girls, they would send you back to the village when they are through with you. ME: hmmmmmmm, let's continue our winning eleven and let me beat you one more time. SEGE: oloshi, na only that one you sabi **************************** To be continued

Bad boy sège.

Maga never pays kemi ooo

I pray Segun never to send you to jail with this your plan... She's too smart.

eyah kemi he don chop u run just forget about shopin nd go back to ur destination

Episode 15 Segun and I continued with the game, when I was getting hungry, I picked some noodles in his cupboard and help myself with the cooking. The friendship between segun and I was more like brothers. We are always free at each others house. Infact, I do see segun's house as my second home and vice versa. I was eating my noodles and segun was playing game alone on his own when kemi called again. I looked at the wall clock and the time was 2pm. ME: hello KEMI: hi dear, please call me back ME: ok KEMI: ****hanged up**** I dropped the phone from my ear and face segun. ME: "Shoooooo!, segun see me see wahala oooo" SEGE: wetin happen? ME: imagine kemi telling me to call back after receiving 400naira airtime yesterday? SEGE: sebi na you start am from onset ME: how? ***raised eye brow**** SEGE: me as I dey so, if I send 100naira card to any girl and if she doesn't call me with atleast 50naira worth of airtime before requesting another one, I will never send another card. ME: hmmmmmmmm SEGE: but if na you, one "yeye" girl go call you to send card, she no go use atleast half of the card to call you, and she go request for another one. And you would send it again. So what do you expect? ME: you are right sha. SEGE: call her na. Let's hear what she has to say. ME: ok I dialled kemi's number from my phone. ME: hello kemisola KEMI: hi love, where are you? ME: I'm still with my boss on the project site KEMI: when will you be through? ME: I can't say for now, but soon sha KEMI: ooooh God, time is going now ME: don't worry, if we can't be chanced to go out today, what about tomorrow? KEMI: that's impossible, me and my family are returning very early tomorrow morning ME: haaaaa, ok, I pray we leave here quickly today KEMI: and what happens if you don't leave on time? ME: I don't know oooo, KEMI: ok, let's do it this way ME: how? KEMI: with the situation of things, I don't think I would be able to sneak out again today after this moment ME: huuuuuuh KEMI: so please can you send the money to my account on monday morning so that I can shop for few things to take to school when I get back to lagos. ME: ********chai, "mogbe", see finishing format*****. Hmmmmmm, ok dear KEMI: is that a promise dear, should I be expecting it? ME: yeah, I will try KEMI: I love you so much dear. And please, help me to keep bro segun's gift, I will collect it on my next visit to akure during semester break ME: really?, are you coming for another occasion? KEMI: no ooo, I'm coming specially to visit you, I will spend like 4days with you before I return back to lagos ME: waooooh, I can't wait for that moment. When will that be? KEMI: let's say 2 months from now. I can't wait to be in your arms too my baby ME: ok dear KEMI: please don't forget ooo, you know you promised me you will send it on monday. ME: I know dear. KEMI: ok love. Take care ME: and you too. Bye ***hanged up** I dropped the call with my mouth wide opened as segun was also looking at me and shaking his head at the same time. SEGE: oh boy, this your kemi too smart ME: "baje baje" SEGE: her own smartness sef don pass that of bimpe ME: seems so. So what do I do next? SEGE: sebi na two sims you get? ME: yes na SEGE: she know the second number? ME: no oooo. SEGE: switch off this line for the next 3weeks or one month. Cased closed. ME: really?, sebi you be event planner na, abeg plan another way out jaree SEGE: abegi mr maga. This girl's smartness don dey compete with my own. Just do as I say for now while planning for another alternative. I went back home, I changed my sim as segun directed and kemi's chapter was closed till further notice. ************************************

hahahaha two masters playing game .....na who go loss.....Onihaxy please try to think for your own because cant get Segun every day with u ......

Hmmm

Episode 16 ******** 18 months later ******* ***TAP TAP TAP**** I felt someone taping my shoulder and waking me up from sleep, I strained my eyelids and gradually opening my eyeballs, I looked straight into the ceiling and noticed it was painted white. It looked strange to me because the ceiling of my room wasn't painted. I moved my head to the left and looked straight to the wall beside me, it was also painted white, it also looked strange to me because the wall of my room is painted blue. This time, I was getting scared and my heart began to ponder faster. Out of fair, I turned my head to the other opposite side. I saw two legs standing by the bed. I went dumb instantly as I was tracing the legs upwards with my eyes. On tracing to the kneels, the person was putting on a white overall gown. This time, my heart was beating as fast as possible. On tracing to the hips, I found out that it was a girl. I traced to the chest and the two hands were folded on the chest. I continued lifting my eyes upward until I reached the face. "What!!!!!, Adebimpe!!!!, is that you?, what am I doing here?, where am I?". BIMPE: hi onihaxy ***smiled while standing*** ME: ** my heart almost burst out of my chest*****. Adebimpe, where am I?, how did I get here?, I tried moving my hands but it was tied to the bed. BIMPE: ***smiled***, onihaxy!!!, you don't need to bother about where you are and how you got here. What you should bother about is what I will do to you here. ME: ****looked around again. The door was locked, my legs were also tied to the bed's edge with a chain and there was no one else in the room aside bimpe and I****** please dear. I knew I have really wronged you. Please have mercy on me. Please I beg you in the name of God. BIMPE: ***raised eye brow**** and why should I have mercy on you. ME: ****crying**** adebimpe my love, it wasn't my fault. segun caused everything that happened. BIMPE: ***smiled*** and the same segun isn't here to save you. So how will you now save yourself?. ME: ***started crying and begging for mercy****. Adebimpe mi, please have mercy on me, search down into your heart and you will see that I have always loved you. BIMPE: hmmmmm, really?, uncle please tell me another story. ME: adebimpe, I'm serious. I loved you and I have always loved you. Ever since you left, I wasn't myself anymore. I live every moment of my life thinking about you dear. BIMPE: **** dropped her hands from her chest and moved closer to the bed, she sat down beside me and kissed me passionately for about 40 seconds***** Onihaxy, I also love you and I have never stopped thinking of you. I knew everything wasn't your idea. I knew you never had that cruel heart to humiliate me. I know you were pushed to do what you did. ME: thanks so much my love. Thanks for understanding me. BIMPE: its ok, but that won't stop me from paying you the revenge coin. ME: haaaaaa. I'm so sorry adebimpe, please have mercy on me. ADEBIMPE: ****smiled*****, don't worry dear, I won't kill you, I will only cripple you, by the time I break your joints, I will set you free. ME: adebimpe please!!!!!!!! ADEBIMPE: *****stood up from the bed, opened a bag and brought out a gun, pointed it at my kneels****, onihaxy, I love you. ME: ***as she was about to pull the trigger**** ADEBIMPE please!!!!!!!!!!!!! My alarm rang and I woke up sweating seriously, I looked at my time and it was 5am. "Yeeeeee!!, so I have been dreaming ?". I prayed immediately and switched on my phone. Behold, I got a message from a strange number saying "hi onihaxy, long time". ************************************

Hahahaha,

U r in 4 it,be on d watch

Dis jst d beginin

Episode 17 I went to the bathroom to clean my face and then returned to my bed to properly view my whatsapp offline messages. I got three messages from my contacts and one from a number not stored on my phone which says "hi onihaxy, long time". I was so scared to reply the chat due to my last nightmare. Infact all my mind was on bimpe as the sender of the message. I tried checking the display picture but it was an animated teddy image and this got me scared the more. I took the courage to reply the message saying "I'm fine, please who am I chatting with?". I waited for several minutes to see if the person would reply but I got none. I had my shower, took my breakfast and prepared for work and yet I didn't get any response from the sender. I was so curious that I took the courage to dial the number, it was ringing but it wasn't picked. This got me scared the more as I began to breath heavily. I became uncomfortable and began to think of what next to do. I gathered courage and set out to work. I keep checking my phone screen at intervals while inside the cab and yet, I didn't get any reply from the sender. I decided to call segun on getting to work. ME: hi sege SEGE: "ore" I'm fine, how you dey? ME: I'm not fine SEGE: wetin happen?. Abi another girl don dupe you?. ME: I'm not in the mood for that one jaree. I had a dream SEGE: about what? ME: about bimpe *****narrating the whole nightmare******. SEGE: ***laughs***** hahahahahahahahaha, oko bimpe oooo. ME: is it funny? SEGE: yes na. Its what you thought about before going to bed that you dream of. Talk true. Didn't you think about her before going to bed? ME: not sure SEGE: "ore" forget, na your thoughts led to the dream. Nothing go happen. ME: but it hasn't finished ooo SEGE: what happened again? ME: an unknown number sent me a text on whatsapp immediately I woke up. I have been calling the number since and the person wasn't picking up. SEGE: so you dey think say maybe na bimpe abi? ME: yes now. I'm so scared. SEGUN: nothing dey happen. Just calm down, if the person is serious, he will definitely. Call back or reply your message. ME: ok. I hanged up on segun and continued with my duties at work. At exactly 11:10am, my phone rang and I checked the screen. It was the same number calling me ******************************* To be continued shortly

Wat type of post is dis one

Hahaha now big boy in trouble .....sege go kill u finish abe

episode 18 ME: ***placed phone on my hear*** hi, who is this? CALLER: its me tosin *** Instantly, I remembered and recognised the caller. Tosin was my friend during nysc days. We stayed at the same lodge and our ppa was in the same area. We first met when my PPA and his PPA acquired accommodation for us at the same house, our friendship began to grow as we found ourselves in the same CDS group.** ME: tosin my padi, how you dey?, long time. TOSIN: I dey jawe. ME: how did you get my new number? TOSIN: from one of our friends. ME: ok, TOSIN: let's chat on whatsapp. ME: ok ***hanged up****. My mind was cooled as the fears from my nightmare was reduced. I took a deep breath of comfort and started chatting with tosin. ME: how far?, where are you now? TOSIN: I'm in niger state ooo. What about you? ME: I am in akure. You must be a big boy now oooo. How is work? TOSIN: work is fine bro, what about yours? ME: I'm managing jawe TOSIN: managing kee? Is it not a big firm? ME: big firm kee?, its a small delivery and courier firm. TOSIN: what do you do there? ME: home and office deliveries. TOSIN: eyah. Hope the pay is ok sha? ME: not really, just 20k. So what about you?, where are you working? TOSIN: hmmmm. I work with an international firm ME: big boy. TOSIN: looool ME: is it an oil & gas firm? TOSIN: no, its a branding and consultancy firm own by a british. ME: chaiii, I dey envy you ooooo. What do you there? TOSIN: business developer ME: what's the function of business developer. TOSIN: I serve as an intermediate between our firm and our clients like banks, oil companies, etc. ME: that cool. You must be earning well ooooo. TOSIN: not really, just 120k monthly? ME: heeeeee, you call 120k just?. Please I don't mind if you hook me up and fix me into such job. TOSIN: no problem, just send your C.V to my mail, I will submit it tommorow. As soon as there is opening Or vacancy in our company, I will let you know. ME: thanks pal, I'm grateful. TOSIN: you are welcome. I have a client to attend too. Let's chat later. ME: ok, bye. I shouted while sitting on my chair "heeeeee!!!, so I will soon leave this Akure for a better job!!". I couldn't wait till I close before I applied "make-up" to my cv and credentials and sent them to tosin's mail. I called him to inform him that I have sent the C.V and he told me that he had seen it. Suddenly, I became joyous and happy even without getting the job. On getting home, I picked my fone to chat with my guy segun. ME: sege, I go soon leave akure for you oooo SEGE: wetin happen?, you don apply for togo visa? ME: you no well, sum1 is trying to fix me to a 120k monthly salary job SEGE: heeeee, at where?, ME: niger state SEGE: when are you applying? ME: I don apply already. I sent my C.V this afternoon. SEGE: and u didn't send mine abi?, may bicycle crush you to death!!! ME: no vex. I go send yours later SEGE: better. ************************

"wetin happen?, you don apply for togo visa?"...LWKMD

Episode 19 ****** 3 weeks later ********** I was in my office on tuesday afternoon, piling up the parcel I was about to deliver that day when I got a customised message on my phone. " You have been invited for test and interview on friday and saturday at DOLPHIN CONSULTING, at minna, niger state, come along with your original documents, recent passports, an attestation letter from your last place of work and a copy of your C.V. Interview comes up on saturday for successful applicants from friday's test. Call 080***** for further enquiries" I was happy and joyous, I began to say it within myself that "atlast, I'm porting to the realm of 120k per month.", I began to soliloquies on how I would save up to buy a car, how I would save up to buy a land and how I would be planning to settle down even without getting the job yet. While I was rejoicing within me. My phone rang and it was tosin. ME: hi padi mi TOSIN: hi onihaxy, ME: how are you? TOSIN: I'm fine. I just hears that some people were invited for test and interview, are u among the people invited? ME: yes, I just got the message not quite long, I was about to call you sef. TOSIN: that's cool. Just prepare well and read hard. I will do all it takes to make sure you get job. Infact, I'm assuring you that you would be employed. ME: ok pal, thanks so much. how does the test questions looked like? And what are the areas I should practice on?. TOSIN: we will talk about that later on whatsapp. ME: ok. I couldn't hide my happiness even without getting the job yet. I was so happy throughout that day. Even at work, my colleague observed it that something is really happening to me. I didn't bother to make any background check on the so called company. All my mind was just on the 120k salary. I stopped at segun's house after the work to break the news of my interview message to him. He was so happy about it and he helped me with few interview tips from his interview experiences. On Wednesday, I made an enquires on how much it would cost me to get to niger state and return to akure. I was told I would need like 15,000 minus transportation because I would get to abuja first before getting to niger state. I checked everything on me and all I had was 5,000. I went to meet segun for assistance and he also helped me with 5k because he was broke at that moment. The problem now is how to get the remaining 5k. I called tosin to inform him about my financial constraint and he told me that he just sent the last 65k on him to his parents. He told me to find a means of getting the money to come down there and he assured me that he would make sure he helped me in getting the job. I then remembered I have a friend in abuja named samson. The first and the last time I visited abuja was during my 400level at the university when samson's sister was getting married. Samson was my neighbour and also a friend then so I attended the wedding. I tried dialling Samson's number but the number was not available. I couldn't reach samson through phone but I could still remember the road to his family house in abuja where we lodged during his sister's wedding 4 years ago. I converse with segun about how my trip will look like as it is my first time visiting niger state and also I don't have sufficient money. He told me to leave akure on thursday and board a bus to abuja and then to niger state from abuja. And after the test, I should return to abuja and trace my friend I told him about and get some money from him. And to be on the safer side, he said he will find a means of getting money and send to me latest on saturday incase I couldn't get any help in abuja. I shook hands with him and hugged him. Segun is really a brother from another mother.

Like seriouzly.... Dis Tosin must be a fake... Ok mah dey look sha... Dis over joyous dude no even make research concerning d company

Episode 20 I took 2 days off for thursday and friday from my work place earlier on that tuesday . I arranged all my original credentials in a file bag, and I took a cross bag (campus bag) containing 2 shirts, boxers, cream and my cards with me. The file bag couldn't enter the campus back so I held it on my hand. I went straight to the abuja park at around 9am. At the row where I was sitting, we were two. A woman at the other extreme side, followed by me. After about 10minutes, a very pretty and fair lady join us on the seat to complete the row. I fall in love with the scents of her perfume instantly. Her pink top was revealing the upper part of her bosoms. Her lips was red and tempting. In short, I forgot about my mission and I was so lost into my new seat-mate. Few minutes later. The bus took off. I paid for my T.fare and I had 9,000 left with me. I forgot about my worries and I was thinking of how to initiate a chat with my new seat-mate. Each time I try to talk to her, I always got scared and I would keep quiet. After about 1 hour into the journey. I took the courage to initiate a chat with her by asking her "what says the time?". She replied me with a smile and the chemistry began to flow. One thing led to another, we got along in the bus as we were chatting and talking all through. When we got to the highway where snacks were been sold. I bought 4 galas and 2 can drinks out of my remaining 9k and we shared it. "Chai onihaxy, if women no kill you, you go leave long". She appreciated the snacks and we continue chatting until she fell asleep. I offered her my shoulder to lean her head on which she doesn't mind. As she placed her head on my shoulder, her compressed bosoms were pressing on my chest and I began to have "hard-on". I placed my hands on her back and began to caress her but she didn't respond, I guess she was so deep into sleep. When she woke up, we continued with our chats and discussions. Soon, we arrived at abuja at about 4pm and we alighted from the bus. I wanted to ask for her number but I was scared to do so. She left me at the park and took cab from there. "Chai, I don miss my friend the event planner, he for don ginger me". I left the park in disappointment and I asked people around for where to get bus going to minna. I was directed to somewhere and I went there. I found a bus and arrived at minna at late in the night. I called tosin and he came to pick me up. We got to his house and I was surprised at what I saw. My apartment in akure was ok than what I saw here despite my little salary. I wanted to ask him questions but I was so tired due to the journey. I just ate dinner and slept off. To be continued

Episode 21 I woke very early the next morning. Tosin had woke up earlier to prepare bathing water and also breakfast. I tried asking him about his work and why he wasn't living in a more decent accommodation despite his huge income. He told me he was investing into a project, and also sending money to his family and that's why he couldn't afford to get a better apartment. I said "ok". I tried asking him about how the test would look like and also trying to get more details about the job. Tosin began to beat around the bush and not giving me a straight answer. He gave me an address and told me to meet him at work because he wanted to leave earlier. He left me at home and left while I was reading my GMAT and preparing hard for the test. The test was scheduled for 10am so I left the house around 9am. On getting to the venue, I saw a lot of people dressed up in quality and expensive suits and I got scared. "Would I be employed out of this multitude?". I called tosin to inform him of my presence and he told me to calm down and be prepared. I tried looking around but I couldn't find any signboard for the company. At 9:40, we were called to come inside and fill an attendance form. The staffs I saw were looking so poor and I could see the poor quality of what they are wearing. I got amazed because I never expected such from a company paying 120k per month. I ignored my observation and proceeded to a mini hall provided for the exams to be written. I sat down with the pool of applicants. At about 10:25 am. Someone came inside the hall with question papers and he was distributing it to us and he told us we have just 30 minutes to answer the questions. On seeing the paper, I was shocked. All the questions been asked were all based on health, diets and nutrition. "Could this be GNLD?" I asked. Well, I answered the question and then submit it along side with others. Then tosin came up to the podium infront of us to address us. I said to myself "yeah, that's my guy". TOSIN: hi everyone US: hi sir TOSIN: I'm glad to announce to you that the interview would hold today, so you should all be patient. US: ok TOSIN: I'm assuring you that almost all of you will get this job. US: ******side talks***** TOSIN: before you would be called for interview, let me give you some motivations US: thank you sir TOsIN: do you all know that you can be as rich as dangote and adenuga if you all believe? US: yes sir TOSIN: you see, the power of success and failure is in our hands and we can either choose to be poor and rich. You see, I was working with dangote before i joined this firm but I wasn't fulfilled. But I can tell you. I haven't spend up to 2 years in this firm and I already had 2 cars. ME: ****was so furious and angry, which 2 cars?, for your face me I face you apartment? ***** chaiii, I was tricked into another GNLD scam sha, I just sat down and observing with anger. TOSIN: you see, between 2 years, this firm had sponsored me to south africa and zambia. And this december, I would be in london. Bla bla bla bla. ME: ***i began to hate myself the more, I began to consider the money, time and effort wasted, I still kept quiet and observing. TOSIN: but to make it with us here, it comes with a price. You have to pay just 10,000 for licensing to be a registered nutritionist in other to work with us . But I assured you, you will make your money in the first week of resumption with us. Before tosin finished with his speech, majority of the applicant had stood up and left. We were not up to 10 left out of the hundreds that came for the test. No doubt, I had been tricked. This is purely GNLD. TOSIN: if you don't have cash here, you can use your atm card on our POS here, or you can make a deposit with any amount on you and balance up later. I'm assuring you that you would never regret it bla....bla....bla. If you are ready to make a change, go to the room where our interviewers are waiting to meet you. Thanks. Tosin left the podium and went into one room and I followed him, I tapped him at his back and he turned around and faced me. ME: tosin, so is this what you tricked me to come and do?. TOSIN: onihaxy, I never tricked you. I want you to make it. You can't continue to be a slave to a peanut income. That's why I invited you?. ME: so where do you want me to get the 10k license fee? TOSIN: you can deposit 5k now, and I would borrow you the rest. When you start making money, you would return it. ME: ****so angry****. Do you know that you are very silly?. Infact, you are mad. ToSIN: why all this? ME: so you lived all this fake life?, you claim to have 2 cars when you never had a bicycle?. You claim to earn 120k and yet, you are living in a face me I slap you apartment?. TOSIN: calm down. ME: its ok, thank God I came here with all my credentials and my belongings. Good bye TOSIN: onihaxy, where are you going? ME: ***yelled*** never ever in your entire life call me again. . I hissed on tosin as I walked out of the place. I was so sad within me and very angry with myself. I never believed I could be tricked into something like this. I called segun to inform him about what happened. He felt my pains and tried to console me. I went straight to the park to board a bus back to abuja that same day. On getting to abuja. I had just 2,800 left on me. I was just convinced within me that I would meet samson and get some money from him to return back to akure. On getting to his house. I received the greatest shock of my life. Samson's family no longer lives at the address I knew and no one knows their where about. "Yeeeeeee" "Where do I go from here?" "Where do I turn to"? "How do I get back to akure"? "Where will I stay this night? I checked the time and it was past 4pm. The money left on me couldn't take me back to akure. I was even hungry. I don't want to return to tosin's house as I was so angry, pissed off and furious within me. No one knows anything about samson's family. Samson's number isn't connecting and I don't know else where in abuja. I crossed my bag on my shoulder with my file bag containing my credentials on my hand. I walked down the road and began to wander down the street, I was so lost in thoughts and I couldn't hear anything around me. Suddenly, I felt a great hit from the side as I was walking down the road and that was the last thing I remembered.. I woke up on a white bed and opened my eyes, looked at the whole room and it was all white. I tried raising my leg but they were panning and was bandaged. I looked at my hand and I saw a drip syringe been attached to it. I looked around and realized that I was in a hospital but no one was I d room with me. I looked at the other side of me and I found an empty bed. There were just 2 beds in the room. "How did I get here?". "What am I doing here"? "Where are my bags and credentials?". I began to ask myself questions with no one to answer. I wanted to stand up from the bed but I felt so much pains all over my body. I was too weak to stand up or do anything. I looked at the wall clock and the time was 7:30am. I just turned my head to my left and faced the wall. About 42 minutes later, I heard the sound of the door and heard the sound of foot steps. "That must be the doctor of this hospital I guess". The person was walking closer to my bed as I was turning my head towards the right to see whom the person was. I was shocked to my bone and I felt like entering into the bed. Adebimpe!!!!!!, you!!, a nurse!!!!? How come ??, what are you doing here . That was the exact words that came out of my mouth as I saw bimpe in a white overall walking closer to me. *******************************

u don enter am ur dream don come to past

You're as good as dead...

Episode 22 Adebimpe was walking closer to me as I was trembling on the bed. She was smiling at me but I never trusted that smile as my mind was flashing back to my previous dream about her. ME: Adebimpe please!!!!, don't kill me please **crying** ADEBIMPE: onihaxy calm down. I'm not killing you ME: ***begging continues**** please don't kill me please BIMPE: **sat on a plastic chair and faced me***** onihaxy!!, I said you should calm down. If I wanted to kill you, I would have done that since yesterday that you were rushed here. ME: **suprised**, yesterday?, you mean today is saturday? BImPE: yes, yesterday evening. ME: what happened to me? BIMPE: you were hit by a hit and run driver and your phone was smashed at the same time. It was the passers by who rushed you here and abandoned you here. ME: OMG!!! BIMPE: you have been unconscious since yesterday. I'm happy you are awake now. Good to see you again. ME: ***crying*** Adebimpe, please I'm so sorry for the wrongs I did to you in the past, it wasn't me but segun. Everything that happened was segun's plan and handiwork. BIMPE: hmmmmm, weldone. Though it really pained me, but I have no choice than to move on. I knew you weren't that stone-hearted. anyway and I knew that someone actually pushed you. ME: I'm so sorry please adebimpe. BImPE: **smiled** its ok onihaxy ME: so how did you get back to PH? BIMPE: ** sighed ** I sold my phone at the park. ME: I'm so sorry, I would buy another one for you. BIMPE: **smiled** and you think such lies can work on me again? ME: I'm serious this time bimpe. I have never stopped thinking about you since you left. Infact, I always dream about you. BIMPE: interesting. By the way, what are you doing in abuja? ME: I came for a job interview in niger state and unfortunately, the job was fake, so I decided to visit a friend here in abuja before returning home. Unfortunately again, he doesn't live there anymore. I was wandering on the street before I found myself here. BIMPE: eeyaah. ME: so what about you?, how did you get to abuja?, you told me then that you were in uniport studying bio-chemistry. How come you became a nurse here?. BIMPE: my dear, its a long and complicated story. ME: please share with me BiMPE: maybe when I'm back in the evening. I have to go now. ME: ok dear. Please I'm sorry for all the wrongs once again. It wasn't me but segun. BIMPE: hmmm. And now that I'm about to revenge, where is the segun now to rescue you? ME: ***shocked*** Revenge? Bimpe please!!!!!!!, don't kill me please, don't inject me please!!!! Have mercy on me please!!!!!! ****crying*** BiMPE: **laughed** hmmm, I never knew you are a coward like this, now I can see the real onihaxy without his body guard. ME: **cry continued*** bimpe please don't kill me BIMPE: ***moved her head closer to me and kissed me**** onihaxy, I would back in the evening for night shift and it would be you and I all through the night. We would have time to discuss well by then. I have to go now. ME: ok BIMPE: I will send someone to bring bread and beverages for you so that you can have something to eat. You must be hungry by now. Me: yes, thanks. Bimpe stood up from the chair, she took a file placed at the end of the bed. She removed her biro from her chest pocket and wrote somethings on the file which I didn't see. She left the ward thereafter and I was left alone on the bed. But seriously, I never trusted those smiles on her face, I can see evil clearly beneath it. Just like the dream I heard. She might postpone killing me towards the night so that no one would find out. To be continued

Hmmmm, I can't understand d disappointment of d interview cos I was once a victim and dey ar sparklight

U r in 4 it

Episode 23 After bimpe's departure from the ward. A doctor came inside to check on me. DOCTOR: hi, thank God you are awake, one of my nurses just came to inform me that you have regained consciousness ME: ***pretends*** thanks sir. But what happened to me?, how did I get here? DOC: you were hit by a vehicle. But the driver ran away. So the passers by brought you here yesterday. ME: since yesterday? DOC: yes. Don't worry, you will get better soon. Hope you aren't feeling too much pain? ME: just a little. DOC: don't worry, you will be given injections that would help to reduce the pain. ME: *** scared*** who will inject me? DOC: I will give you one now, and a nurse will give you another later in the evening Me: *****chaii, bimpe would finally inject me?, I don die today.**** doctor please where is my phone? DOCTOR: there was no phone on you when you were brought here. Just a bag and a file case. ME: where are the bag and the file? DOCTOR: they are inside my office. You would be given when u are discharged probably tomorrow or monday depending on how fast you respond to treatment. ME: thanks doctor DOCtOR: you are welcome, the injuries are just minor ones. Your case is just a result of shock, and that was why you went unconscious. You would be fine soon. ME: ok doctor, thanks. Please can I make use of your phone?. DOCTOR: why not? *** dipped his hand into his white coat and brought out a phone then handed it over to me*** ME: thanks. I dialled segun's number and informed him about the fake job, the accident, the hospital admission but I never told him about bimpe because the doctor was standing beside me. I begged segun to send little money to my account on Monday morning so as to have something to take me back to akure. He promised to raise 5k for me. I dialled my boss' number and informed him that I had an accident and I won't be at work on monday. He wished me a quick recovery. All through the period that I was making calls. The doctor was busy writing something on a file. When he was through. He was about to give me an injection when a nurse arrived with bread and sachets of beverages. The doctor asked her if I was the one who requested for it. She replied that "No, nurse bimpe ordered me to bring it for him". The doctor then faced me and said. " That was very kind of her since yesterday" "I don't know why she took so much interest in your health" "Since yesterday that you were brought here, she never left you" " She wasn't supposed to be on night shift yesterday but she volunteered to stay all through the night". " She even insisted on staying over this night also, and its unlike her" " Have you guys met before?". No sir, "I replied". "Well, its ok, I will come back to give you injection when you are through with your meal". The doctor and nurse left the ward. I dissolved the beverages inside a cup and started eating the bread and tea and I was also pondering over what the doctor said about adebimpe. " Could she still love me that much?" " After all that happened?" "Abi adebimpe wanted to deal with me silently?" "Could she have bad intention towards me?". 20minutes later, the doctor and the nurse who brought the food came inside. I was through with the food and the doctor injected me on the buttocks and I slept off few moments later. I felt a light hit on my palm. Someone was waking me up. I opened my eyes and saw bimpe siting on the bed at the side of my chest and smiling at me. I checked the wall and the time was 9pm and I looked at the side of the bed where files were always kept and I was shocked by what I saw. An injection syringe had already been laced on a tray which bimpe was meant to inject me with. *************************************

You'd being dead if she really wan kill you.

So intresting

u wount die am sure she dont have d heart to do dat

Her sincerely is true

Unto God i commit ur spirit... buh i know u arent gonna die buh live to complete ur story Winks

Nxt one nw

Episode 24 ME: **** pleading***, Adebimpe. Please I'm begging you I the name of God. Please don't inject me to death. I knew I have wronged you in so many ways. Adebimpe, please have mercy on me "bla bla bla" BIMPE: onihaxy, why all this now?, I have told you the other that if I wanted to kill you, I would have done that since yesterday. And besides, it was the doctor that prescribed the injection, not me. ME: **still scared***, bimpe, are you sure I'm not going to die? BIMPE: I swear with my life. ME: ok. I turned over and bimpe injected me on my second buttocks. She pampered me when I squeezed face a gave me a kiss, few minutes later, we began to chat. ME: you haven't told me how you end up becoming a nurse. BIMpE: its a long story ME: please summarise it. BIMPE: actually, I was in school of nurse, rumueme in portharcout when we met. ME: why did you lie to me that you are in uniport? BIMPE: I'm sorry, I used to feel inferior when I tell people that I attend school of nurse. They used to respect uniport undergraduate than us. ME: but the respect won't change the price of garri, you should just be yourself. Even this days, the nurses are better off than some degree holders interms of respect and job. BIMPE: I'm sorry. ME: its ok. Bimpe leaned forward and rest on my chest. I was feeling pains as her weight was on me but konji wouldn't let me talk. She began to rub my hair as I placed my hand on her back. She caressed my face and began to play with my lips, my dick was resurrecting gradually and somehow, I wasn't feeling my pains like before again. "Chaiii, this must be a sexual healing". Bimpe locked her lips into mine and began to kiss me. My dick was resurrecting the more as I was busy searching for her zip while rubbing her back. I finally found the zip and I was about to pull it down when a voice came from the corridors of the ward. "Nurse bimpe!!!!!, where are you?". I am in ward 6 "bimpe replied". Bimpe repackaged herself instantly and sat down on the plastic chair beside the bed. The nurse who brought food for me the other time entered. "Nurse bimpe, please come over, I need your help" " What is it?" "Just come please!!" She held bimpe's hand and dragged her outside. Bimpe faced me and said "I would be back soon" as she was going out of the room with the other nurse. I was alone in the room with contradicting thoughts. I was thinking on one hand that bimpe appeared to be nice and meant no harm. On the other side, I was thinking that bimpe may be trying to play nice so that I would be relaxed before she harm me. About an hour and 15 minutes later, bimpe entered the ward where I was and she locked the door from behind through the lock screw. She walked towards me and sat on the bed. ME: what happened?, hope no problem?. BIMPE: not really, a woman was about to deliver and was rushed to this hospital few moments ago, so she called me to assist her in the delivery as the doctor isn't around. ME: where is the doctor? BiMPE: he had gone home. ME: ok, has she delivered? BIMPE: yes, a baby girl ME: waooh. That's cool. ****placed my hand on her laps****. So as I was saying.... BiMpE: what? ME: why did you settle in abuja and not portharcout? BIMPE: hmmmmmmm, after finishing from nursing school, someone who knows the owner of this hospital linked me up with him. That was how I got here. ME: ok, I guess you don't want to stay in PH? BIMPE: not really, abuja hospitals pay higher than PHC. ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm BIMpE: **raised eye brow*** what? ME: nothing. How is your boyfriend?. BIMPE: he is fine. ME: is it the same guy? BIMPE: who? ME: swordman BiMPE: no ME: so who is he? BiMPE: forget about that. So how is your new girl? ME: I haven't been into another relationship BIMPE: **hissed*** story for the Gods. You don't have to keep lieing to me. It doesn't work anymore. ME: adebimpe, I am serious BIMPE: **yinmu** clap for yourself. ME: ok ooooo, I pulled adebimpe closer and I made her head to rest on my chest. Adebimpe began to rub my hairs again and my dick began to re- resurrect. **chaii, konji is a pure ba$tard** I wasn't feeling any pains again at that moment. She took her hands down to my ears and its was getting me more exited. I held her head, twisted it and made it to face me and then I arrested her lips with mine and we began to kiss. The kiss began to get passionate and our hands began movements. She was moaning softly and pressing my head toward her mouth as my own hands was busy searching for the zip on her white dress. When I finally found it, I was pulling it down gradually as the kiss was getting hotter. I managed to pull it down to the end of the zip and my hands discovered that adebimpe was wearing only bra and a low waist pant. No singlet, no tights. ***chai, na now I believed that nurses can be sluty atimes, no wonder their pants lining always appear on their a$$ at the back of their dress****

N U R S E A D E B I M P E hummm perfect Injection thumbs up guy

Episode 25 My hand finds its way into bimpe's bra and I was squeezing the breasst and tapping the Tips as bimpe was moaning silently. She pushed her chest backward a bit to reduce the weight on me and also give space for her to unbutton my shirt. She was loosening the button one after the other from the top to down as I was manipulating her bosoms and squeezing her Bottom simultaneously. This time, I felt zero pain all over me, it was as if the pains went on vacation. We found ourselves lieing side by side beside each other on the tiny hospital bed. I was manipulating her bosom which I popped out of her bra as we were still kissing. I was having only my boxers left on me and bimpe was having her bra and her low waist pants on. Her white dress had travelled to the floor while her head attire had disappeared to the side of the bed and her previously well packed braids had scattered. Adebimpe began to work her hands downward on me and I was also doing the same thing on her chest. She dipped her hands into my boxers and began to stroke my dick as I also dipped my hands inside her pants and located her clits with my finger. She was stroking it hard and my finger was also going inside and coming out of her punny hole at the same time. We were both moaning silently so as not to alert the patients and people in other wards. At a time, bimpe pause stroking my dick stood up from the bed and removed her phone from her dress which was on the floor. She puts on some foreign "blues" song and increased the volume a bit while she placed it on the side of the bed. I instantly got the message "she wants to moan louder with no disturbance". She came back to the bed and we both continued from where we stopped. Adebimpe increased her moaning and it rhyme with the tempo of the background music. We continued this until I felt some fluid poured on my fingers which flows down to my palm, "adebimpe don cum". She let out a heavy moan as she kissed me afterwards. Adebimpe removed her hand from my boxers, and turned around to back me in a "spooning style" with her bra and pants still on her. She removed my hand from her back and placed it on her waist as she stretched her left hand upwards to cuddle and tickle my hairs. I was confused for about 2 minutes on what to do next. I don't have a condom on me, bimpe looks tired and would sleep off any moment from now, my dick was still erect and strong, and my konji spirit wants to Bleep that night. I was totally confused. I just placed my hands on her bosom still popped out of her bra and started manipulating again. I was just doing it to console myself but I never knew I was getting bimpe excited again. She began to moan again and was getting uncomfortable on the bed. I noticed this and I decided to move the hand down to her abdomen and insert the hands into her pants and commenced finger bleeping again. She was moaning as the music was still playing in the background. Bimpe stretched her hand to the back and started manipulating my dick from the boxers. At this time, the demon of konji had totally possessed me and all my thoughts was "Bleep Bleep Bleep!!!". The thoughts of condom suddenly disappeared from my mind. I removed my hands in her punny from the front, I took it to the back of her pants, I shoved the pants sideways and continued finger fuccking bimpe. She was so much enjoying it that she tilted forward a bit a pushed her left lap forward for easy access. I was doing this and she was still stroking my dick through the boxers. Suddenly, she dipped hands into my boxers and began to pull and draw my dick close to her a$$. At first, I was confused about the message. But few moments later when she realised I wasn't getting the sermon, she drew nearer to me by pushing her a$$ backwards and pressing it on my erected dick. This period, the demon of konji had possessed me 100% and it seems like I would die the next minute if I didn't Bleep that night. Honestly, bimpe used to be naughty when we first met back then in akure. But during this time in abuja, her naughtiness had increased 80% from the way I saw her that night. Again, I believed what people say that nurses are hotter when it comes to sex. Where they got the skills from, only God knows. Instantly, I forgot condom, forgot about the risks involved, I forgot that I was suspecting bimpe to be a silent killer and I pressed her Bottom forward and gently slide my dick into her punny hole from behind as we are positioned in a "spooning style".

mmmm think for ur health first ooo

Dey prepare ur grave

Episode 26 Adebimpe rolled the bedsheet over to one side of the bed as I held bimpe's Bottom and pressed it forward with one hand and placed the other hand on the wall for support as I was using all my reserved forces to pump in and out of her from behind. The hospital bed was shaking and making a sound as we were "spooning" each other. After about 4 minutes, I felt so weak to do the pumping, I just left the dick still erected inside her punny and I was breathing heavily. I guess bimpe noticed it but she wasn't satisfied yet. She decided to do the job by herself and she began to push her Bottom to the back and pull it to the front while I remain stiff on the bed like log of wood. "Chai!!!, my own adebimpe don upgrade patapata, only God knows where she got the latest skills from". After few moments of adebimpe bleeping me. I cummed and felt totally weak. I cuddled her while we were still on the same sleeping position till I slept off around 1am. I woke up in the morning at around 7:35am, I looked at my side and couldn't find bimpe. My boxers was properly fitted on me and the bedsheet had been rolled back to its original position with no stains. I felt a kind of pain and weakness as I was trying to stand up from the bed. I managed to sit up on the bed for the first time and I looked around in a clueless manner. "Today must be sunday" as I was hearing a worship song from nearby gathering. At about 8am. Adebimpe came inside and greeted me as she sat on the plastic chair. Her face was so innocent as if nothing happened ME: when did you disappeared? BIMPE: **smiled** very early this morning. ME: ok, pls can you help me with a toot brush and tootpaste? BiMPE: ok, no problem. I will order someone to get it bring it for you. I have to go home now. ME: **raised eyebrow** home? But why? BIMPE: I am going to church and I also have things to do at home when I'm back from church. ME: are you still coming today? BIMPE: no, till monday. ME: huuuuuh, eyah. I will miss you BIMPE: **smiled** don't worry, the doctor would be here by 2pm today. So he will check on you. ME: hmmmm hmmmm, ermmm erhmmm BIMPE: what do you want to say?, feel free to talk. ME: when will I follow you to know your house. BiMPE: **smiled**, that will be impossible, ME: but why? BiMPE: I'm living with my boyfriend. ME: ***felt disappointed and my mood changed immediately*** your boyfriend? BIMPE: yes, my boyfriend. Any problem with that? ME: not really, but just that you aren't married yet, you shouldn't be living with a guy you aren't married to yet, BIMPE: that's none of your business sir. Not all guys are wicked and heartless. ME: bimpe haba, but I have begged you and apologised, why are you still saying all these? BIMPE: did I mention any name? ME: you don't need to mention any name, I already know you are referring to me. BIMpE: na you sabi. ME: anyways, thanks for forgiving me and thanks for been nice to me irrespective of my wrongs. BiMPE: **smiled**, I only forgive but I never forgot. You will definitely pay in a hard way, but not today. ME: bimpe haba!!!, I said I'm sorry. BImPe: **stood up from the chair** onihaxy, I have to leave now. See you on monday. Bimpe left the ward, I was there thinking of what bimpe said about me paying in a hard way. Few moments later, a nurse came in with a sachet close up, new toothbrush, cornflakes, sachet of milk, and she told me that nurse bimpe told her to give them to me. The nurse left the ward and I began to think about bimpe again. "But this girl had been acting nice, what is it about paying in a hard way again?, abi na just empty threat? *************************************

Mr bleeper na cwious gobe u dey

Episode 27 After brushing my teeth, I took the cornflakes and relaxed on the bed until the doctor came into the ward at around 2pm. ME: I doctor DOCTOR: hi, how are you feeling now? ME: getting better. DOCTOR: have you eaten? And what? ME: I took cornflakes DOCTOR: ok, I'm asking because I have to give you an injection. ME: haaaaa. DOCtOR: its just two injections. ME: ok sir, thank you. DOCTOR: you are welcome, you will be discharged tomorrow morning to go home and continue your treatments on drugs. ME: ok sir, thanks. DoCtOR: alright. ME: but sir, how much is my bill?, hope I am not oweing too much money? DOCTOR: **smiled**, you don't have to pay anything. The good samaritan who brought you here already paid the bills. ME: ** surprised **, oooooh. I'm so grateful to him, please where does he live and can I have his number please?. DOCTOR: unfortunately, he didn't tell us his address neither did he dropped his number. ME: eeeeyaah. Doctor, please I need a favour from you. DOCTOR: what is that? ME: please, a friend wanted to send money to me tomorrow morning. So please, you will help me to pick my ATM card from my bag, I want to send one of your nurses to the ATM to help me make some withdrawals. DOCTOR: that's not a problem, ME: and please one more favour?, DOCTOR: what is that? ME: I will make use of your phone to call the person. DOCTOR: no problem. When you want it, let me know. ME: ok sir. The doctor turned me over and inject me. He called on a nurse to attend to the bandage on my leg. It was removed and replace with a plaster. I felt a kinda relieve on the leg compared to the first time I woke up on the hospital bed. ******fast forward****************** When it was monday morning, I called segun with the doctor's phone to remind him about the money he promised to send. He told me he would send it by 10am and he would call me via the doctor's number after the transaction. I still couldn't tell him about adebimpe because the doctor was still standing beside me. At 10:12am, segun called and the phone was brought to me by the doctor. he inform me that he had sent the money and he got a "successful transaction" receipt from the counter. I thanked him and I told the doctor to help me with my ATM card and help to send a nurse to make withdraw from my account. I wrote my pin for him and he left. Not quite long after the doctor's departure. Adebimpe entered the ward and we had a little gist. ME: hi bimpe. BiMPE: ***smiled**. Hi, I heard you would be discharged any moment from now. ME: I have been discharged already, I was waiting for the person I sent on an errand. BiMPE: what errand? ME: I told the doctor to send a nurse to help me with a withdrawal. BIMPE: why can't you send me?. I guess you didn't trust me abi? ME: not like that bimpe, I don't want the doctor to know that we knew each other, he had been suspecting already. BIMPE: **laughed**, suspect what ? ME: that we must have met before or probably having emotional attachment together. BiMPE: how did you know? ME: he talked about how you have been staying around me and caring for me since the day I was brought here. He said its unlike you and this is the first time of seeing you in such attitude. So I thought of it that if he finds out that we are acquaintance, it might affect your job or probably restrict you from me. BiMPE: hmmmmmmmm. What about you special adviser on crime affairs?, have you told him about me? ME: who is that? BiMPE: your friend. ME: you mean segun? BiMPE: yes ME: **laughed***, no, I didn't tell him anything, how will I do that when I don't have a phone? BImPE: but you have been using the doctor's phone? ME: ** surprised ** how did you know? BIMPE: forget story abeg. ME: nawa ooooo, BiMPE: my regards to him when you see him ME: **smiled** he won't believe me if I told him I met you. BIMpE: why?, ME: just don't know. But I just guess he won't believe. BiMPE: whatever!!! ME: thanks for all the care bimpe, thanks for been nice to me since the day I was brought here. BiMPE: its ok, but that won't stop me from taking revenge ME: haba bimpe!!, sebi I have begged you. BImPE: I told you I have forgave you. But you will definitely pay in a hard way that even you super hero friend won't be there to rescue you. ME:**confused** haaaaa bimpe, you have injected me with a "time poison"? BIMPE: **smiled** no, I won't do such ME: haaaaa!!!, you gave me Hiv / Aids abi? **sad face** BIMPE: you dey craze. Why will I do such?. I'm clean and free. ME: **curious** then how will I pay? BIMPE: even me, I don't know, but I'm just certain that you will pay. It might be years time. ME: ***Ode, na empty threats you just dey issue*** I'm sorry bimpe. BiMPE: I hear. We will definitely meet again in a battle field with no referee. ME: **yinmu** hmmmmm. Please can I have your new number? BIMPE: don't worry, tell me you own number, I will call you. ME: but I don't have a phone at the moment BIMPE: won't you retrieve the line? ME: ok, are you sure you will call me? BIMPE: sure ME: ok. 080************ BIMPE: **pressing her phone and saving the number*** ok. Bimpe left, the nurse who was sent arrived with the money, my bag and file case was given to me and a cab was arranged to take me to the park where I took a bus going back to akure. Little did I know that I'm IN for a dangerous return of Adebimpe ***********************************

more episodes will be posted today. stay tuned

hmmmmm.....payback time sha. waiting...........

hmmm

Episode 28 I got back to my home in akure in the evening and I was so tired and weak. The news of my accident had reached my neighbours and I guessed it was the handiwork of segun. I was greeted on after the other by everyone in my neighbourhood. "E kpele ooo, erora oooo, sorry oooo, oluwaseun ooo pe emi yin wa laye oooooo....." Was coming from left to right as I dropped from the bike that stopped infront of my house and walking inside the house . I begged one of my neighbours to borrow me her phone and I used it to call segun to inform him that I'm around. He told me he would be in my house right away. I opened the door of my room. I dropped my cross-bag on the bed and my credentials file on the wardrobe where I used to placed it. I was so hungry and I called on one of my neighbour's daughter and I gave her 300naira to buy food for me from "mama biliki" who owns a local canteen beside my house. she returned with a plate of rice, 2 meets and 50naira change. I gave her the change to keep it and she went away. I was eating my food when I heard a knock on my door. ME: who is that? VOIcE FROM OUTSIDE: its segun. ME: ok ***i stood up to open the door from behind and we both hugged each other and returned inside the room*** SEGE: padi mi. Thank God for your life oooo. Na so we for dey do candle night for you here in akure ooooo. ME: you no well. But I thank God sha. Are you the one that informed my neighbours about my accident? SEGE: yeah. The day you called me, I met mama iyabo on my way to my house and I informed her when she asked about you. ME: I thought as much. But that mama iyabo no dey try oooo SEGE: how? ME: she too dey talk and do gbeborun. You can't believe almost everyone on this street had already heard about the accident. SEGE: eeyah, and na only her I tell ooo. I for no tell her anything sef, but she asked about you that you have been absent at home since thursday. That was when I told her that you had a minor accident in abuja. ME: its alright sha. Na her own wahala be dat. SEGE: wey your phone?, wetin do am? ME: it was smashed by the car that hit me. SEGE: eeeyah. May thunder fire that guy wey call you for fake job. Wetin be him name sef? ME: tosin SEGE: but why would someone be telling that kind of lies ehn? ME: I tire oooo. SEGE: even if you must work for GNLD, sebi dem plenty for this akure, why he no kukuma tell you to join them here instead of deceiving you to come over to niger state?. That place far oooo. Me: na so I see am too my brother. Na desperation to earn 120k per month cause am. SEGE: what about the guy you said he stays in abuja that you told me about? ME: his family doesn't live there anymore and no one knew his new address. Sebi that was what I was thinking about that made me lost concentration before I got hit by a car. SEGE: eeyah. Pele, who now took you to hospital?. ME: the doctor said it was a passer's by SEgE: really? ME: yeah, he even paid the bills. SEGE: hope you have called the person to appreciate him sha. ME: he didn't drop his number nor his address. SEGE: may God reward him and bless him abundantly wherever he may be . ME: amen and you too, thanks for been there for me. SeGE: haba, no mention jaree, what are we friends for?. Hope you were treated well at the hospital sha? ME: yeah. That reminds me. Guess what? SEGE: what? ME: I met bimpe at the hospital SEGE: bim!!! What!!!, you mean the same bimpe? ME: yeah. Same adebimpe in portharcout. SEGE: how come?, was she there for an abortion?

nxt pls

Nice story.

Aaaaaaah Sege u no change. .....

episode 29 &30 ME: ***laughs out loud***. You no well ooo segun. Se na only abortion you fit reason? SEGE: before nko?, no be runs girl she be?. Abeg knack me the gist jaree. ME: well actually according to the doctor. I was unconscious as a result of the accident and couldn't wake up until the second day. SEGE: ***sits down properly*** ehn ehn? ME: when I woke up. Bimpe was the first person I set my eyes on. She was wearing a white nurse outfit, just like the dream I told you about. SEGE: are you sure you aren't dreaming at that time too?. ME: at first I thought it was a dream. But later, I found out that it was a reality. The colour of the room, the bed, everything just looked like the dream. The only difference was that, my legs and hands were not tied and bimpe wasn't holding a gun. SEGE: this is serious!!! ME: according to the doctor, she was the one who stood my me from the moment I was rushed in and all through the night. SEGE: but wait ooo, sebi you said she was a uniport student that year na,. How come she now works as a nurse?. I don't get it. ME: me too, I was confused. But she later told me that she was actually in a school of nurse when we met. She just decided to lie due to inferiority complex. SEGE: o ga oooo, then how did she got to abuja. Abi na aristo she do reach there? ME: segun!!!, you just hate this girl sha. Haba!!!! SEGE: answer my question abeg. Bimpe's maga. ME: anyways, she said someone linked her with the hospital owner from PH. SEGE: so how did she get home from akure the other day?. Abi she offered free punny to the driver and conductor?. ME: no ooo, she said she sold her phone at the park. SEGE: eyah. Make she pele oooo. Hope she no inject you sha? ME: **smiled**, actually she did. Twice SEGE: **screamed*** haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!. Onihaxy!!, you don die. ME: she said she can't kill me. That if she wanted to do so, it would have happened when I was unconscious SEGE: are you sure? ME: yes. She was even the one who provided all the food I ate all through. SEGE: you mean she took you to her house to feed you?. ME: no, it was in the hospital. She never allowed me to know her house. SEGE: why? ME: she said she was living couple's life with her new boyfriend. So she doesn't want any trouble. SEGE: SMH for her. Na Bleep go kill that girl. So na abuja dick she dey Bleep now?. ME: **smiled** we actually had sex sha SEGE: haaaa onihaxy!!, tell me its a lie. You wey get accident? ME: I'm serious. It happened on saturday/ sunday night. SEGE: ***oremi wa gbayi** that one sef dey. Na where you come see condom? ME: *** I wanted to say the truth but I lied*** she brought it herself. SEGE: hmmm, she self don miss your stick be that. I no blame her sha. She Bleep you on hospital bed with your condition?. ME: yes SEGE: sebi I tell you say na girl na runz girl and ashawo. She fit Bleep ontop a moving okada. And now wey she don turn to nurse. Na all the male patients she for don Bleep finish. And even the doctors sef. ME: hmmmm. Segun!!!, you and this your bad mouth on bimpe. SEGE: I no lie now. Thank God say you use condom, I for congratulate you on hiv/aids acquisition. ME: aids kee??** my heart began to beat fast*** SEGE: yes na. I'm very sure say that girl na carrier. ME: hmmmmmmm SEGE: do you have her number, so that I can call her to thank her. ME: she didn't give me her number. SEGE: why na? ME: I don't know the reason why oo. SEGE: then I'm suspecting she has a hidden mission and agenda. ME: yeah that reminds me. She issued a threat. SEGE: that what? ME: that she only forgives, but never forgot. She said I would pay in a hard way. But not today. SEGE: hmmmmm, I dey suspect that babe sha. But no worry, na mouth she get. She no fit do anything. Since she no inject you with poison, nothing fit happen to you. Segun and I had gist until he left for his house. Two months went by, I had retrieved my line, I resumed my delivery job in akure and I haven't gotten any single call from adebimpe. At a time, I couldn't hold it any longer , I had to inform segun to ask if he saved the doctor's number I used in calling him when I was hospitalised. I was glad he did. I dialled the doctor's number. ME: hello doctor. DOC: hi, who am I speaking with please? ME: onihaxy DOC: from where? ME: I was the one who was admitted at your hospital in abuja 2 months ago when I was hit by a car and a passer by brought me to your clinic. DOC: well, we used to have many similar patient, can't really remember, and how may I help you by the way?. ME: I was the guy who used your phone to call a friend to send money to me. And your nurse helped me to withdraw it. DOC: ooook, now I remember. The guy whose phone was also smashed right? ME: yes sir DOC: How are you? ME: I'm fine sir. I just want to thank you for the other day. I should have called you all this while, but its not long that I retrieved my line. DOC: its ok. Hope you are good? ME: I'm fine sir. How about this nurse that was so nice to me, remind me of her name sir. DOC: you mean nurse bimpe?. ME: yes. DOC: well, she had resigned two weeks after you were discharged. I guess she got another offer in another hospital outside abuja. ME: ****shocked!!!!, resign ?**** ok sir, do you have her contacts sir, I would like to greet her personally. DOC: well, her number which I used to have had been unreachable for close to 3 weeks now. I guess she had changed her line. ME: ok sir, thanks. ****hanged up****. I sat down at my office and worried. What could be going on?. "Bimpe resigned?" "Her number isn't reachable?" "And she hasn't called me?" "Or is she a ghost?" "Or na akudaya she be?". ***Chaiii, onihaxy!!!, you don enter am ooooo. Na ghost I Bleep oooooo, I don die******* I became uncomfortable and restless. Episode 30 I was so scared and worried about adebimpe's silence and sudden disappearance. I couldn't hold it anymore and I have no choice than to open up to the only best friend I have on the following weekend when we met at his house. ME: sege, fear dey catch me oooo SEGE: wetin happen? ME: na bimpe matter SEGE: you and this bimpe!!, haba onihaxy??, abi na blood covenant dey between the two of you?, ME: you won't understand jaree. SEGE: all the time "you won't understand". Then when exactly will I understand? ME: *** serious look*** ok, this is why I'm worried SEGE: **re-adjusted sitting position**. Ok I'm listening. ME: at first, she had disappeared for like over 2 years, now we met at the hospital and she acted so nice to me. SEGE: so? ME: but she refused to give me her number, she refused to call me, she didn't let me know her house address, and now I was told that she had resigned from the hospital 2 weeks after I left abuja. SEGE: how did you know she resigned. ME: I asked the doctor when I called him. SEGE: so you still dey ask of bimpe from the doctor?. You no well ooo. ME: you won't understand sha. SEGE: so why are you really worried? ME: bimpe might be a ghost or "akudaya". Who knows, maybe she was dead before. SEGE: chaiiii, onihaxy, you too funny sha. ME: and you know we had sex. SEGE: and so?, sebi you used condom?, see, as long as sperm no enter her punny, nothing go happen. If anything wan happen spiritually, na through sperm e dey take happen. ME: ***deep breath***, segun, let me be sincere, I didn't use condom. SEGE: haaaaa!!!!!!!, onihaxy!!!!!, you sha wan kill yourself ontop 5minutes enjoyment?. ME: segun, I'm scared. SEGE: sebi clinic dey down the street? ME: yes, SEGE: oya stand up, we dey go do test. Segun cajoled me and forced me to follow him to the clinic. I was so scared because it was my first time of doing HIV test. We got to the hospital and we were directed to the right center within the clinic. I paid 1,000 at the reception, I met a lot of people there, pretty looking ladies in various complexions. some were doing meeting, some were queueing for drug, some were been counselled. I got scared the more and my heart almost burst out of my chest as I began to imagine what would happen when these same girls get out of the clinic to have raw sex with guys. The doctor who wanted to attend to me counselled me first about hiv. She told me that it is not the end of the world incase I come out positive, she continued the sweet talk but my mind wasn't in all her talks. She proceeded in taking my blood samples after I filled a form. I was with her in the room and segun was sitting at the reception. After obtaining the samples, she told me to return in the evening of the second day. We left the hospital with my heart so burdened.** Chai!!, HIV itself isn't the killer, but the fear of having it***. On the evening of the second day. I stopped at segun's house and we went together to the hospital for the result. Segun waited for me again at the reception while I went to meet the doctor myself. I told her my name and she began to search through the envelope and after a moment of searching. She brought out the envelope but refused to give it to me, instead, she started counselling me again. And this time, my heart was beating faster as the sermon was more lengthy than that of the previous day *****************************

hmmmmm trouble don come

Onihaxy don enter one chance ooo!! This story is a school of its own

Episode 31 After the long sermon............. DOC: ***hand over an envelope to me*** here is your result ME: **** sweat was flowing down from my head to my neck.*** what does the result says? DOC: you are HIV negative. ME: ****screamed**** praise God, I opened the result to see for myself and I found it to be truly negative. DOC: like I said, you just have to be careful. You are negative today, what about tomorrow?. So please. Use condom if must have sex, never share needle or sharp objects bla...bla...bla... ME: I jumped up and ran out of the office with a heart filled with joy. I was so happy as I approached segun and showed him the result. We were chating as we walked down to road back to his house. ME: sege, you need to know how joyous I am. SEGE: thank God say you dey negative sha. ME: oluwaseun SEGE: even if you have STD, that one is still better and its curable. ME: STD?, why didn't you tell me earlier so that I can do the test altogether, or should we go back to the clinic? SEGE: No, e no need. That one na small thing. I will recommend a herbal mixture for you. The thing dey flush any infection wey dey body. And e dey also give horse power and boost stamina when you wan Bleep. ME: hmmmmm. Segun sege!!!! SEGE: na me be that jaree. ME: but segun, I'm still worried. SEGE: what is it again? ME: remember I told you that adebimpe threatened to pay me back in hard way? SEGE: "abegi forget.", there is nothing she can do. ME: you think so? SEGE: yes. Since you don escape from HIV, and you no die since you return from her hospital, and your joystick never disappear, "fokanbale", nothing go happen. ME: if you say so sha. But me sha dey fear sha. SEGE: relax abeg, nothing go happen. Segun and I continued discussing until we reach his house. There was light and we decided to play winning eleven on his laptop before I returned back to my house. On getting home and opening the door of my room. I dropped my phone on my bed and began to thank God for scaling me through the Hiv test. I began to confess my sins and I vowed never to have unprotected sex again. While I was still in the mood of joy, a text entered my phone. I picked it and open, behold, I was surprised at the content of the message. To be continued

waiting please

tie ti ba e

Nxt pls

Episode 32 I picked the phone and checked the message. It was a text from my uncle in Ado-ekiti, telling me that the job we earlier discussed about had clicked, and he told me to call him. I was so happy and joyous as I kept screaming "halleluyah" in my room. I was the happiest man on earth that night. I checked my account balance but didn't have sufficient airtime, Thank God my neighbour "mama iyabo" the gossiper sells airtime. I went to knock on the door of her room that night at around 9pm to purchase airtime. I recharged my phone and dialled my uncle's number. ME: hello sir, UNCLE: "bawo ni" onihaxy ME: I'm fine sir. I got your message UNCLE: yes, did you remember that mega supermarket I told you about? ME: yes sir UNCLE: the one at Ado ekiti where I submitted your CV 3 months ago and I said it was owned by my boss? ME: yes sir. UNCLE: well, the manager there just resigned because he got a job with an oil company. ME: ok sir UNCLE: so I have begged and discuss with my boss that I want my son to work with him. He said you should come this friday for an interview. ME: uncle, what about test? Will there be no test before the interview? UNCLE: I'm telling you that I have perfected everything, you are talking about test. Abeg, just come with your original credentials and also make photocopies. I can assure you that you will get the job. I can guarantee that one. ME: uncle, thank you so much. I'm forever grateful to you. UNCLE: ignore that. What are we families for?. Ever since the death of your father who is my elder brother, I have vowed to be with you and stand by you like a father for you, so its my responsibility. ME: ***sobbing on remembrance of my late dad*** thank you sir. UNCLE: my boss said he needed someone who is good on computer so I told him you have certificate in Oracle and Java aside your B.sc and NYSC discharge certificate. ME: yes I have them, thank you so much sir. UNCLE: so, just prepare well for the interview, and according to my investigation, the previous manager earns 85,000 per month. And I'm sure there would be some other stipends and underground looting aside his basic salary. So if you are smart of which I believe you are, you would make close to 150k per month. ME: thank you sir. UnCLE: but please, don't disappoint me and don't put me to trouble when you get the job please. Anyways, I trust you . ME: thank you sir, I would be at Ado on thursday evening sir. UNCLE: alright, no problem. Bye ME: bye ***hanged up**** I began to sing songs of praises to almighty God. I was so happy even without going for the interview yet. "Well, today is sunday, I will make the photocopies on tuesday" I thought to myself. The following day which was monday, I went to work with joy and happiness all written on my face. I went straight to my boss to take permission to be absent on friday. He wasn't ok with the permission but I kept begging him that I wanted to go for a professional exam. He told me he would deduct one thousand naira from my salary which I replied him to go ahead, "how much is 1k compared to 100k+ that I would make from the first pay of my new job?". On closing for the day, I stopped over at segun's place to discuss the latest development with him as it is our custom that we don't hide anything from each other. He was happy with it and wished me well. From segun's house, I returned home, ate my dinner after bathroom shower and I slept off. I woke up on tuesday morning and prepared for work. I have gotten inside the cab before I remember that I wanted to make photocopies of my credentials, but time wasn't on my side as I couldn't return home to pick my credentials file because I was almost late. I exercised patience till I returned home after the closure of the day. I got home at 6:39pm on tuesday. I had stopped by at the computer center located at the entrance of our road and I told him to wait for me to reach home and return back to make photocopies before he closed for the day. After pulling off my shoes and removing my tie. I changed my cloths to a casual wear and picked my palm slippers. I raised my hands up to the top of my wardrobe to pick my credentials file before proceeding to make photocopies. I just thought of it that I should check inside of it to see if I still have a copy of my C.V inside it or print out another one from my email. Who knows?, I might need the C.V during the interview. I was shocked and weak as I unhook the button on the case file to open it. My B.sc certificate, NYSC certificate, Oracle certificate and Java certificate were all missing. I poured out everything on the floor to search all through again and I still couldn't find all the four certificates. "But all these credentials were inside this bag before I left the GNLD office in niger state na?" " I was so sure because I brought them out even at the venue and then returned them inside the same bag". ***can somebody please wake me up, this must be a dream************** To be continued

eewooooo!!!!!!! Adebimpe omooba! weldone..... ur own don meet u finally onihaxy. n Bimpe don turn ghost now. au u wan do am? next plssss....

Here's the link to the Facebook girl part 1 https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/adebimpe-the-facebook-girl-by-onihaxy/

Lolzzzz.. I can't fit shout o, Bimpe's ghost don help u kip ur documents n credentials for you guy.. Xowie 4 ur damn ass o..

gobe lowa

Episode 33 I pinched myself and I felt the pains, it was then that I realised that I wasn't dreaming. My brain went dead and I couldn't think of anything. "I have to go to Ado in 2 days time" "What do I do?" "Could it be bimpe?" "How can I reach her when I don't have contacts?" "Could it had spilled off the road during the accident?". I began to ask myself rethorical questions and there was no one to provide answers. After few minutes of been restless and unstable, the only person I could think of was segun. I picked my phone, dialled his number ME: hello sege SEGE: how far onihaxy ME: I dey. Abeg, you help me see my credentials? SEGE: which credentials? ME: my B.sc, NYSC, Oracle and Java certificates. SEGE: sebi na you dey keep your things by yourself. ME: I couldn't find it in the file. SEGE: haaaa. How you take do am? ME: I don't even know. I remembered vividly that I left niger state with the credentials because I brought them out at the GNLD venue. SEGE: and did you return them inside the file? ME: offcourse I did. Everything was intact till I reached abuja. SEGE: have you ever checked the file since you left bimpe's hospital?. ME: not at all, I didn't, because I didn't have any cause to use them until now. SEGE: this must be bimpe's handwork ME: our thoughts are the same. I am also suspecting her. SEGE: have you found her contacts? ME: no I haven't. SEGE: then call the doctor and enquire about what happened to the file during your stay in the hospital. ME: ok pal.. I hanged up on segun. I then scrolled through the numbers on my phone to search for the doctor's contact. I eventually found it and I dialled but the response from the phone was "the number you are trying to call is switched off, please try again later". I screamed and began to murmur to myself in my room. "Is this how I'm going to loose this offer?". I continued trying the doctor's number repeatedly until 12am and I was hearing the same "switched off" response. I cried and cried like a baby. "If truly this is adebimpe's handwork, then its so unfair. What did I do to deserve this?". I opened my facebook account and began to search for her names again. I combined so many names like "adebimpe nurse", "adebimpe portharcout", "adebimpe abuja" and I couldn't find her account. I couldn't sleep over the night as my eyes were widely opened and soaked with tears. The next morning. I managed to go to work with a sad mood and a frowned face, even my neighbours noticed my mood and began to ask me questions which I ignored. I even transferred aggression to the cab driver that took me off from my street to work by shouting on him and insulted him when he was playing a fuji music on his car stereo. I got to work and my face was still sad and looking scary. My colleague also asked me about what happened and I ignored them also. I brought out my phone and continued to try the doctor's number till it went through at around 10am. ME: hello doctor DOC, hello, who am I speaking with? ME: onihaxy ***i introduced myself and he remembered*** DOC: ooook, how are you today? ME: I'm fine sir, I tried calling you yesterday evening but it was switched off DOC: that's true, I was in the theatre then ME: ok sir, please sir, I have a problem DOC: what's that? ME: its about my credentials. I couldn't find them since I left your hospital. DOC: which credentials is that? ME: my Bsc, NYSC and some other credentials. DOC: I remembered I handled over a file and a bag to you when you were discharged. So which one are you talking about?. ME: that's true sir. But the credentials were missing. other credentials like my waec, neco, and some others were intact. Just the four are missing. DOC: I don't know anything about credentials. All I knew was that I gave you everything that was brought here with you. ME: sir, please. Apart from you, who also had access or accessed the file. DOC: nobody except one of my nurses whom I gave the file to and I told her to look through them maybe we could see a contact or number of someone closed to you to call since your mobile phone wasn't brought here with you. And immediately she was through with it and couldn't find anything, she returned it to me and I kept them in my office. ME** scared*** which of your nurses sir? DOC: and why are you asking. ME: I just wanted to know sir, who knows, she might have misplaced it somewhere in the hospital. DOC: well, its nurse bimpe, ME: ***screamed!!!!*****, I'm doomed!!!!!! DOC: what happened? ME: adebimpe had killed me sir. She was the one who took my credentials. DOC: what are you talking about?, did you know her somewhere before you came to my hospital? ME: yes sir, very well sir. DOC: but I was asking you the other time that "have you guys met somewhere before?" And I could remember that your response was "NO". ME: that's true sir, but I knew her too well sir. She was my ex-girlfriend sir. DOC: really? ME: yes sir, she took my results. I'm so sure of that sir. DOC: the nurse who was so nice to you all through your stay in this clinic?, who fed you and stood by you all through the nights?. I'm not sure she can do something of such. ME: please help me with her contacts sir. Please sir, also help me with her address in abuja sir. I will be in abuja tomorrow morning sir. DOC: unfortunately, bimpe doesn't work here anymore, her number which I used to have is no longer reachable, and the information I heard was that she no longer stays in abuja anymore. So I'm sorry. ME: **heart broken***. I'm doomed sir. Please sir, you are my last hope sir. Please help me in anyway you can sir. Please I'm begging sir ****crying on call***** DOC: ok, call me back in an hours time, let me enquire from other nurses who were are friends maybe they would have the idea about her whereabouts and contacts. Me: ok sir To be continued

Hmmmmmm, Onihaxi has started paying atoning 4 d sins of d past.. But bimpe it's not fair o, God is watching u fa.. So wat happen next plssss

Bimpe is @ wrk

So sad this is not an hard way of paying but harder and even it's a life pay

Episode 34 Immediately after calling the doctor. I was so sad and almost ran mad. I hated myself so much and for that moment, I also hated segun for pushing me into hurting bimpe in the first place. "If I hadn't involved segun during her first visit, she wouldn't have stole my credentials" "But how can bimpe be wicked to this extent?" "How do I go for this interview without my credentials?" " What do I do next?". I was so pained within me and I began to cry as different thoughts were running through my mind. My colleagues at work were asking me what went wrong, I just ignored everyone and was caged in my mood. I was crying as if I lost someone close to me. I couldn't call segun anymore because I just hate him at that moment. "Segun was the one who initiated the assault, now I'm the one suffering for it". About 30minutes later, I went out to recharge my phone because I wasn't having sufficient airtime on my phone. I returned back to the office and dialled the doctor's number. ME: hello sir, DOC, hi my friend. ME: please sir, how far with adebimpe sir?, have you been able to reach her?. DOC: yeah. One of her friends who also is a nurse here gave me an alternative number which I used to call her with. ME: ***re-adjust sitting position.*** what did she say sir? DOC: she said she knew nothing about the credentials and she denied ever knowing you. ME: ***yeeee!!!, I'm doomed. Adebimpe was my Ex-girlfriend sir. We knew each other very well sir. DOC: well, that's what she told me, she said she had never met you before the accident and that she knew nothing about your missing credentials. ME: haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!. Please sir. Can you please help me with the number you used in calling her please. DOC: ok, are you with a pen? ME: yes sir DOC 08033********** ME: thank you sir DOC: you are welcome ME: one more thing sir DOC: what is it? ME: please sir, where is her current location sir? DOC: she said she is in lagos. ME: where in lagos sir? DOC: I didn't ask. Maybe you should ask her by yourself when you call her. ME: ok sir. Thanks. DOC: ok ***hanged up*****, I tried calling the number that the doctor gave me but it wasn't going through. I called the doctor back and he wasn't picking up. I was so sad, depressed and confused. The world and everything seemed to be crumbling infront of me. Infact, I have started thinking of committing suicide. Segun was calling me few minutes later but I didn't pick up the call. After his 3rd missed call, I switched off my phone. I closed for work and went home with the same sad mood. I couldn't eat anything throughout the day as I lost appetite completely. I locked myself inside my room, I opened my bible and I went straight to the book of psalms and began to read. I started praying to God and expecting a miracle to return my credentials back into my room, but yet, nothing happened. At 8:23pm, I switched on my phone to try adebimpe's number again. On switching on the phone, I got a message and I opened it to read. What I saw on the text almost shock me to death. It was a message from the same number that the doctor gave me. . " Hi, well I got a call from fortlad hospital that you called to enquire about your missing credentials and you also claimed that I was your ex. Well I have dismissed the claims and I let him realized that we never met before and I knew nothing about your missing credentials. But the truth is that, your credentials are with me right now. Remember I told you that you would pay in a hard way?, you laughed at it and thought I was joking?. Well, I have just Equalized and the score is now 1-1. Don't bother wasting your time to trace me because I'm not traceable. And don't bother trying to call me because this line would never be reachable. I also want to let you know that I won't accept a draw, I will definitely score more goals to win very soon. Just watchout. Bye for now". I was hanged and stiffen on the spot and the phone slipped down from my ears. I went down straight to the bed and began to cry loudly.

Aigoooo! Bimpe oooo, abeg forgive this guy man

Hmmmm, now dis is certainly wat I called bin dealt with without mercy.. Nawao, I gez u shud wake up now cuz I dnt tink dx dream is 4ny anymore pls..

Bimple pls av mercy on him dis is 2 much o

Uhmmmm... Jez call Segun... U dnt even have d right 2 hate him 4 anything.... Cos if u dnt wana do it...u can alwyz say no... But ryt nw.. I think he's d only one who can help u

Chaii now ur segun cnt bring solution

Ah pls bimpe he's sorry pls try to return it

where the fuck is segun when you need him?????

Part 3, THE BEGINNING OF THE END Episode 1 ****After Bimpe's text message******* I cried till midnight, the whole world appeared to be crumbling before me. I suddenly lost appetite for everything and the thoughts of suicide began to fill my heart. My memory flashed back to the stress, hustle and struggles I went through for five years at the university before obtaining the certificate, I began to remember all the stress I went through during NYSC, I also remembered how I squeezed out time out of no time to attend java and oracle classes, I remembered the stress of writing the professional exams before finally getting the results. "Chai!!!!, Adebimpe wicked gan ni oooo" After a while, my mind stopped flashing back to the past and it began to think about the future. I started consoling myself with the thoughts that "after all, I can easily re-apply for another certificates", but how will that be possible before thursday evening that I would have to travel to Ado?. ***weeping and biting my finger**** "Chaii, Adebimpe is just wicked" "Did I really deserved this extreme punishment?" " What do I do before thursday?" "Should I call my uncle to tell him that I don't have my results with me?" "How will I even say it sef?" "How do I even reach bimpe and beg her, who knows, maybe should would forgive me" "Who knows maybe she had set my certificates on fire?" "Will I just loose this chance of getting a better job again?" "Will my uncle ever be willing to assist me anymore?" "I just wished I checked my credentials properly before leaving the hospital". Infact, I regretted once again for travelling to niger state for the GNLD interview. I continued murmuring and crying all through the night with nobody to talk to, At a point in time, I thought of calling segun but I couldn't. I was seriously angry and mad at him. He was the one who pushed me and led to bimpe's "hard-way" treatment in the first place. Bimpe shouldn't have gone to this extreme if he hadn't chased her out when she was here with me in Akure. Another thought started overlapping my mind. I began to see the whole things as the handiwork of my step-mother. "That woman must be a witch" "She had never wanted my progress since child hood" Why must my certificate be stolen at this time that I needed it for a big job?" Moments after, another thought came into my mind that it must be the handiwork of the people from my village. "I could remember how my dad used to tell me that the village people can bring people down in the spirit realm" Different thoughts began to overlap my brain as I continued attaching the situation to every possible circumstances. I looked at the wall clock and the time is 3:48am and yet I couldn't sleep. "Chaiii, I swear to God, I will personally kill Adebimpe any time I set my eyes on her again" I began to nurse evil thoughts on how to harm adebimpe. I wish I knew her contacts and address, I wouldn't mind paying hired killers to kill her. inshort, I must take my own revenge also in a hard way, "This is definitely the Beginning of the end between me and bimpe"

The end is just the begining....... Strong people forgive weak people revenge.

Wao! This is very serious. Is really the end of the begining i pray you get it o. And who will win concerning the score cox it's 1 - 1 now cant wait to see the next part

Bros eee abeg calm dwn b4 u develop Hart attack o.. Jux find a way out of ur problems n stop apportioning blames on every soul..

Next plss

Episode 2 Its 6am on wednesday morning, I was feeling so weak, sad, heart broken and depressed. My eyes were all swollen and my joints were so weak, I knew it that if I go to work that day, I would be so sad and it would be so obvious on my face, but I couldn't excuse myself from work because I didn't inform my boss the previous day, I thought of travelling to Abuja that Wednesday morning maybe I could get to see bimpe, who knows, she might be in abuja and pretending to be in lagos. But I had a second thought, "What if I couldn't find her in Abuja?" "Do I even know where to locate her?" "What if she had destroyed the certificates?" "What would be my gain if I couldn't return with the certificates?" At that moment, I just wished I have a black magic to command the credentials to disappear from wherever it is and re-appear in my room. I began to think of locating a powerful herbalist who could help me to summon and command the credentials. My mind and head were just fill with different thoughts as they are coming and overlapping. I needed someone to talk to and segun couldn't be the person due to the fact that I was still so angry with him. In fact, I don't feel like seeing him again. If he hadn't pushed me to treat bimpe badly earlier, who knows, she wouldn't have gone to the extreme on me. I went to the bathroom to have my shower and I dressed up. I couldn't eat anything as a result of my lost of appetite for any food. I just managed to cheer up and proceeded to work. I got to work and I was so moody. I refused to talk and associate with anyone as sadness was all written on my face. Segun was calling me but I refused to pick up, after several missed calls from segun, I decided to switch off my phone and force myself to concentrate on my job. I closed from work in the evening and went home straight. On getting home, I saw segun seated on the bench infront my compound. As I approached him, I was so annoyed and furious within me, I just felt like hitting a plank on his head. I walked pass him and he greeted me but I ignored. I entered into my room and he followed me inside. SEGE: bro, wetin happen?, you just dey ignore my calls since yesterday, I was feeling uncomfortable and I decided to visit, you still ignored me. Why? ME: ***raised eye brow*** why won't I ignore you segun?. WHY? SEGE: what have I done wrong onihaxy? ME: so you don't know what you did wrong abi? SEGE: **pats me on my shoulder** we are no more friends but brothers, if there is anything wrong, why not just tell me?. ME: Are you not the cause of all the atrocities I'm facing from Adebimpe? SEGE: my brother, how? ME: you dey ask me how?. If you hadn't pushed me to hurt this girl in the first place, this wouldn't have happened. SeGE: I'm so sorry about that onihaxy, if you say I was wrong, then I admit it, though I never knew I was wrong by teaching her a lesson. ME: which lesson?. SEGE: she is a prostitute and a scammer onihaxy!!, don't you get it?. She used your money to travel down here to visit another guy. ME: and I'm here paying for the consequences sebi?. SeGE: I'm so sorry about that, let's put that aside and let's focus on how to solve the problem at hand. Tomorrow is thursday that you are supposed to travel for your new job, how do we go about it?, that is why I'm here. ME: Mr segun, there is no solution as I couldn't retrieve my credentials, so I can't travel anymore. SEGE: haaa!!, so what do we do next now? ME: ***frowned*** nothing, you can go now. SEGE: are you chasing me out of your house onihaxy?. ME: segun. I am not only chasing you, this Friendship is over!!!, let me just face my destiny alone abeg, SEGE: ***moves closer to pat me on my shoulder*** ME: ***removes his hand*** SEGE: onihaxy!!! ME: **yelled*** ehn ehn!!!!, what happen!!!!!? SEGE: we have been friends now, its close to 8 years ME: and what does that teaches us? SEGE: it teaches us that we have gone too far to split up. ME: thats none of my business SEGE: ok, even if we must break up, we must first find a solution to the present problem first. ME: **screamed** ogbeni, sebi you heard me, there is no solution!!!, you can go. SEGE: onihaxy, calm down, I will never leave you like this and I will never leave this place until this thing is resolved. If you like, go and call police for me or get me arrested, I won't leave here. ME: ***ignored him*** SEGE: that reminds me, I think I have found an alternative solution ME: ***began to smile gradually*** SEGE: that's my nigga. You are always handsome in that smile. ME: sege talk to me jaree, what is the alternative?. SEGE: before I shipped in the alternative, why not try bimpe's number again whether it will go through ME: it doesn't go through since 1960 SEGE: werey!!!, just try am first jaree. ME: ok ***stretched my hands to my bag and brings out my phone and switched it on*** SEGE: oloshi!!!, so you switched off your phone before?, no wonder the thing no dey reachable since afternoon wey I don dey call. ME: ***switched on my phone and saw an envelope sign followed by a message tone*** e be like say I get message SEGE: ***hissed, na those silly MTN people, dem no dey let person rest, na so so silly messages dem dey send. Abeg try her number jaree. ME: ** opened the inbox and noticed a familiar number*** sege, no be MTN oooo, na from a familiar number. SEGE: ok, maybe na one of your concubine ME** I read the first line which says "its me bimpe"**** sege! SEGE: ehn!!! ME: na from bimpe oo SEGE: really?, wetin she talk? Segun came closer and we sat together to read the message which says "Onihaxy, its me adebimpe, if you still need your credentials, deposit a sum of 200,000 naira to the account name and number below, as soon as I confirm your deposit, I will give you a call and send the credentials to you via a public transport, if you try anything funny, you will be the one to suffer the consequences, bye and take care". ME: what!!!!!!!! SEGE: 200,000 what!!!!, where do we get such amount between now and tomorrow? ME: what do we do now? SEGE: I'm clueless onihaxy.

Hmmmm, dx is so serious o.. 200k nawao. Dix is blackmail n I tink ur uncle n d police nid to hear dx, dey can help u out smhow guy.. Next pls

Adebimpe u dnt hav 2 do dis

diz nyc game.....sege d master planner.where u dey?next plz

Omo see gobe

Kip muving i dey feel ur story nxt pls

Episode 3 Me: segun, today is wednesday and I have to travel for this job tomorrow, where will I get 200k now? SEGE: onihaxy calm down, getting the 200k isn't the issue. ME: why is it not an issue? SEGE: Adebimpe is the major issue ME: how? SEGE: can't you see it clearly that this is a blackmail business? ME: I still don't understand SEGE: the way I'm seeing it, Adebimpe will never send any credentials to you even if you pay a million naira ME: why did you say so? SEGE: someone who is so desperate for a revenge and even went to the extreme of having your vital credentials in her custody, why should we trust her when it comes to money? ME: hmmmmmmmm. "Ayemi ooooo, Temi bami". SeGE: onihaxy, come to think of it, someone who switched off her phone all this while and only send text once in a while, it is so obvious that she would switch off again after getting the deposit alert. ME: it seems you are right. So what do we do now?. SEGE: let's do it this way. Call her number first and let's negotiate with her. ME: ok **dialled her number*** SEGE: is it going through? ME: ***phone: the number you have dialled is unable to receive call**** Its saying unable to receive call, what does that mean? SEGE: it means she barred all incoming calls. You see what I was saying?, this girl don upgrade to "blackmail business" ME: **wanted to cry** segun please come to my aid, my world is crumbling, what do I do?. SEGE: calm down onihaxy, I just thought of something. ME: what is that? SEGE: you remembered that you scanned your credentials and sent to a particular firm you applied to in lagos few months ago. ME: oooh yes I remember!!!, how about it? SEGE: yes, we will make a coloured printout and laminate. ME: will it look like the real one? SEGE: at least 80% real ME: so how do we go about it? SEGE: the time is just 8pm. Let's rush down to the cafe down the street to make the print outs ME: Are we still going to find a cafe by this time? SeGE: hopefully, we should. ME: but I don't have much on me at the moment SEGE: don't worry, I still have like 1k on me. ME: ok, how about the original credentials with Adebimpe?, am I going to forget it just like that? SEGE: my guy, when we find a successful alternative, then we can now talk about how to retrieve the one your wife is holding. ME: which wife be that? SEGE: your lovely Adebimpe **laughed** ME: you no well, the girl wey be say I go kill any day I see her SEGE: the onihaxy that I know will always fall again and again on Adebimpe's lap anyday anytime. ME: **laughs**. Seriously sege. You know well SEGE: na lie? ME: honestly, e be like say that girl dey use charm on me sef. SEGE: no be charm, na her juicy honeypot dey kill you. ME: abeg forget bimpe matter jaree. Let's go to the cafe first. SEGE: ok We walked out of the room and I locked my door, we walked down the street and found out that the cafe had closed. We trekked to the next cafe and we found out that it had been closed also. ME: sege, what do we do now?, SEGE: maybe till tomorrow be that. ME: ok, I saw segun off and I returned back to my house. I felt relieved and eased. I began to get hungry and regaining appetite for food. I dropped my phone on my bed and went to my kitchen to prepare noodles. I was about to empty the sachet of the noodles into the pot when my phone was ringing. I rushed to see who is calling and it was my uncle. I picked up the call ME: hello sir UNCLE: aburo, how are you? ME: I'm fine sir UNCLE: ehn ehn. My chairman said he is travelling by 10am tomorrow morning, ME: haaa, UNCLE: you know what that means? ME: no sir UNCLE: you have to follow early morning bus. You must be here latest 8am in the morning so that he can attend to you before travelling. ME: ok sir. Thank you very much sir. UNCLE: ***hanged up***** I suddenly lost appetite again and I began to soliloquies, "this must be the handiwork of the people from my village". To be CONTINUED

here is the link to part1 https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/adebimpe-the-facebook-girl-by-onihaxy/

Best story ...full of lessons

Person must learn sumtin great frm diz story it more dan my imagination call *mr tortoise* and inform him abt it

.... I knw Segun will alwyz av a plan B...datz d kind of 4rnds i like...alwyz dere 4 u even when u re so mad @ dem.... @Damsel my inlaw... Where av u been?

Episode 4 After few minutes of soliloquies, I looked up to the wall and the time was few minutes to 10pm. What will I do now?, I have nobody else to talk to apart from segun. I picked my phone to chat with him. ME: sege, how you dey? SEGE: I dey fine ooo. Hope you don dey prepare for your interview?. ME: prepare kee?, wahala don dey ooo SEGE: wetin happen? ME: my uncle just called me now. SEGE: na wetin him talk?. He say the job no sure again? ME: he talk say the chairman dey travel tomorrow morning by 10am. So I must reach b4 8am. SEGE: haa!!, how you go do your credentials stuffs now? ME: I no know ooo. SEGE: ok, there is an alternative. ME: what is it? SEGE: use your phone to access your mail and download them from your email and save it on your memory card. ME: how will I print it then? SEGE: I will come to your place very early tomorrow morning around 5:30 to give you a card reader. You will insert your memory card inside it and print the stuffs at any computer centre when you get to Ado. ME: ok jaree. That's ma boy SEGE: that's my guy too. Bimpe's surest husband ME: I no like am ooo. SEGE: no worry, na me go best you on your wedding day. Lol ME: you no well. I logged into my mail and found my Bsc and NYsc certificates only from my sent box. I downloaded both of them. I then realised that it was only the frontpage of my Bsc result I scanned. I didn't scanned the backpage and the bagepage has my school logo and text imprint on it just like that of the front page. I logged in back to my whatsapp to update segun. ME: sege SEGE: how far guy?. You don download am. ME: yeah, but there is a problem SEGE: what is it? ME: my oracle certificate wasn't scanned along during that period. SEGE: what about the B.sc and NYSC? ME: I was able to retrieve those ones. SEGE: that is cool. You can generate an excuse for the missing oracle certificate when you get there ME: ok, but the Bsc result I downloaded doesn't have a backpage. SEGE: backpage as how? ME: on our certificate. The logo of our school and some text imprints are on the back page with two colours. SEGE: is the backpage the same for every graduates? ME: yes, just the logo and the school name written imprinted on it. SEGE: don't worry. I have a guy who schooled and graduated from your school 2 years ago and serving presently. I will get intouch with him and scan the backpage of his document and send to your whatsapp before you reach Ado. ME: **took a deep breath***, thanks jaree my guy. You are too much SEGE: what are we friends for ME: my mind just settle small SEGE: start rehearsing a genuine excuse you will provide for the missing oracle certificate ME: ok jare padi mi. SEGUN: abeg, I wan post something on my blog, we go chat later. ME: ok, goodnite. I slept off few minutes later until I heard a knock and a harsh voice on my door around 2am to open up or I loose my life. I thought I was dreaming, it was when the knocks and threat was getting intense that I realised that they are armed robbers. Behold, I opened out of fear and my laptop and my Blackberry phone was carted away. I just couldn't cry. I was just dump and clueless. "No doubt, Adebimpe has been going spiritual on me, I don dey suspect say this girl na Emere" I thought. To be continued

Hmmm dis bad o

anoda gobe

C gobe. U go d 1 wey senior pope.

eeeeiii..another fire don come oo

Dis guy God go save you

ds guy's problem is sumhow spiritual,anyway its a story so i'll glad to know aw it went.

Lol.... Seems we gat anoda #Banji# ryt here.... See as devil jez dey use ur life pick teeth sha

Episode 5 Segun arrived my house at 5:50am in the morning and met me and my co-tenants outside mourning and discussing in groups as if someone died . SEGE: guy, wetin do your number?, e no dey waka? And wetin dey happen here?, person died? ME: phone kee?. Our compound was robbed last night and my phone was taken away with my laptop SEGE: haaa!!, no wonder you were all outside at this time. ME: **sober** na so we see am ooo SEGE: se na only you dem rob? ME: at all, they robbed the whole compound and took away all valuables. Mummy tolu and her daughter was even raped sef SEGE: haa, na wa oooo. ME: the thing tire me SEGE: hope you have prepared for your trip? ME: prepare kee?, how will I go about my credentials when my phone and system had been stolen?. Even my nokia torchlight is gone? And how will I contact my uncle? SEGE: no wahala. I will give you my android phone with my line, I will be calling you with my nokia touchlight that has my second line. ME: then how will I go about the documents. SEGE: along the journey, you would re- download the stuffs on this phone and print it out using the card reader I will give to you. ME: ok pal. But how about the one you wanted to scan to me?. SEGE: I will give the guy your mail, so he would scan it and send directly to your mail and you can print it out also. ME: what about my uncle, I need to contact him. I have never been to his place in Ado before. And my line is gone, how will I locate him? Since he won't be able to reach me? SEGE: don't you know his line offhand? ME: I swear I don't SEGE: its easy, sebi you dey use blackberry? ME: yes SEGE: and you registered blackberry account with your email address? ME: yes SEGE: and your uncle's number is saved on the blackberry? ME: yes SEGE: then all your contacts are backed up on your email ME: how? SEGE: just log in to your yahoo mail address and on the homepage, click on contacts. Me: are you sure I will find it? SEGE: yes, I'm very sure. ME: chaii, its really good to have a "tech guru" as a friend. SEGE: **laughs***. Time is no more on our side, go and bath and then dress up ME: ok, help me to sign in into my mail and be doing the stuff while I bath. SEGE: ok, wetin be that your password sef?, "adebimpe" abi? ME: you no well. Its the same with the one I used for facebook. SEGE: **laughs*** ok. I rushed to the bathroom to shower and brush my teeth. I dressed up and picked my remaining credentials, some other things. And by 6:08, I'm done and ready. By this time, segun was busy downloading my credentials from my mail. We both walked out and I locked the door. He followed me to the taxi and we boarded the taxi together, he showed me how to access my contacts from my email and behold, all my phone contacts was backed up on my phone. I checked for my uncle's number and dialled it. ME: hi sir UNCLE: hi, who is this? ME: onihaxy sir UNCLE: what happened to your line ? ME: my phone was stolen sir, so a friend borrowed me his phone. UnCLE: anyways, where are you? ME: at the park. UNCLE: by this time?. I expected you to be almost here by now, this is 7:05am ME: I will soon be there sir. Akure to Ado is just 45minutes sir. UNcLE: ok, safe journey ME: thanks sir **hanged up**** Segun and I arrived at the park by 7:12am, he gave me the phone and promised to keep intouch and also ensure to tell the guy to scan and send the stuffs to me. Segun returned home and I sought the service of the food sellers at the park to fill my tummy before the bus was filled up. At about 7:35, the bus was filled up and set to move. I was in the bus and I downloaded all the files into the memory card. The phone battery was at 55% and segun didn't give me his charger. Oppps!!!!, I even forgot to collect the card reader from him.

Episode 6 At 8am, my uncle almost drained the battery of the phone with calls. "Where are you?, where are you?". At a point in time, I had to lie to him that the bus had a flat tire and the driver stopped over to replace it. The passengers closer to me were marvelled by my lies and they opened their mouth wide at me. A lady sitting behind me even said it jokingly that "bros!!, you can lie oooo" and we all laughed it off. At 8:50am, the bus arrived at ado and I alighted from the bus. "How do I print this stuff now oo?" I looked at the opposite side of the road and I saw a guy hawking phone accessories in a wheel barrow. I screamed "eeeehssssss" and he stopped. I crossed over to meet him and I told him that I needed a card reader, he said he doesn't have it. Then I thought of it that a USB cable can do the work. I told him to give me a USB cable for blackberry since it also works for android phones. He said it cost 250naira and I paid him after collecting the cable. I asked from people around on where I could get a computer center and I was directed to a shop down the road. On getting there, the woman was just opening the shop and I greeted her. ME: good morning ma. Please I want to make a printout. WOMAN: you have to wait for me to sweep and clean up the shop and pray. ME: haaaaa!!!!, how long will it take to finish all these? WOMAN:**holding a broom*** let's say like 30 minutes sha . ME: haaaa!!. Please ma, I need to submit this thing at latest 9:30am or else, I will loose my career. This is 9:03am please. WOMAN: ** dimmed her eyes and looked at me** ehn ehn!!! ME: yes ma. WOMAN: ok, black printing or coloured? ME: coloured ma WOMAN: your money is 300naira per print ME: haa!!, pls ma, I always do it for 100naira back in Akure. WOMAN: here is Ado not Akure, I can only do it for 200naira last price. If you can't pay, then you can leave. ME: **na thunder go fire you. Because you don see say na emergency abi?, no be your fault**. Ok ma, let's do it WOMAN: where is your flash drive ME: I'm printing from phone ma WOMAN: phone? How? ME: through USB cable ma. WOMAN: haaa!!, will it work?, I haven't done that before? Me: it will work. She switched on her system after dropping her broom outside. I attached my usb cable to the system and transferred the stuffs to her system. Me: pls ma, you will use a thick certificate paper ma, not ordinary A4 paper. WoMAN: huuuh. You money is 500naira each oooo. ME: ha ma, but why? WOMAN: the price is different ME: but its the same price in Akure ma. Its still N100 naira WOMAN: **frowned*** should I use A4 paper then or you take it to your akure to do the Printing? ME: ***phone ringing***, no vex ma, let's make it 300naira ma, I beg of you ma. Please have mercy on me. WOMAN: I will just consider that amount because I have kids too and I want them to be successful like you, I will consider the 350naira last price. ME: ***picked call*** thanks ma. "Squeeze me", Hello segun, how you dey?, you number has been unreachable since SEGE: I had a flat battery ni. I just charged it Me: ok, you forgot to give me the card reader SEGE: oooops!, I didn't even realized it sha. How will you do it now? ME: well, I purchased a usb cable and used it to transfer the stuffs. I'm even at the computer centre sef. SEGE: that's good. The guy said he has sent the stuff. Check your mail box. ME: ok, thank you, I will. I checked my mail and downloaded the backpage sent to me. I transfered it to the system. The woman printed everything out and laminate them thereafter. Chaiii, the thing looks 80% real. Just that the quality of the ink was lesser than that of the original copy. ME: woman, how much is my bill? WOMAN: 1,200naira. ME: haaa!!, for just 2 print outs? WOMAN: I thought we have concluded on the price before? ME: I don't know its up to this amount ****phone ringing**** WOMAN: let's calculate it then. ME: **looked at the phone and saw that it was my uncle**** don't worry ma, thank you ***opened my wallet and gave her 1,200naira*** Hello uncle UNCLE: this boy, what is your problem?, or is it a crime that I wanted to help you?. ME: I'm sorry sir, I was just alighting from the bus sir. I was about to call you when you called in sir. UnCLE: ok, from where you are, take a bike to fajuyi road, call me when you get to the street. ME: ok sir. I rushed out of the computer centre and stopped a bike and it took me to the address after negotiating on the price. I got to the street and called him. He came to meet me few minutes after the call and took me inside to meet the chairman. UNCLE: hi sir, this is my son I was talking about sir CHAIRMAN: really?, how are you? ME: I'm fine sir CHAIRMAN: please have your seat ME: thank you sir. CHAIRMAN: **faced my uncle** Mr badmus, you can take your leave UnCLE: ok sir My heart was beating faster as I sat down on the seat infront of him. His face looks scary and I was having this feelings that he would find out that the credentials with me wasn't original. Chaiii!!, I don enter am today. CHAIRMAN: **turned to me*** hello young man, can I meet you? ME: **chaii, interview don start be that?** erm!!, I am onihaxy, a chemistry graduate of AAUA, CHAIRMAN: well, I'm chief durojaye, the CEO of DUROJAYE group of company. So what more can I know about you?. ME: ***fear began to catch me***, I am a diligent young man, productive and industrous ........bla bla bla CHAIRMAN: ok, your dad had been my staff for over 10years and he had been honest, so when I needed a manager for my supermarket, he recommended you for the job. So I told him to invite you based on the trust I have in him. ME: **bend forward in appreciation*** thank you sir. CHAIRMAN: hmmmm but unfortunately, my son who lives abroad called me this morning that he would be relocating to nigeria this month. So he will be the one to take the position, ME: ****felt disappointed and my eyes were red and soaked**** CHAIRMAN: but because I have already sent for you, I will fix you as a P.A to the manager and also a secretary of my pure water company here in Ado Ekiti. Hope you won't mind it? ME: ****smile suddenly re-appeared on my face as I grinned out loud.**** thank you sir. CHAIRMAN: you are welcome. You should be thanking your dad. He is an honest and hardworking man. ME: thank you sir. CHAiRMAN: so, what grade did you passed out with at school? ME: 2.1 sir CHAIRMAN: that's nice, good boy. ME: thank you sir. CHAIRMAN: ***picked his phone and scrolling through it**** are you here with your CV? ME: yes sir CHAIRMAN: **placed the phone on his ear and rotating his chair to and fro in 180 degrees*** "excuse me". Hello manager, I will send someone to you now, he will be the new secretary and also your P.A. You will give him the bank form and all the neccesary forms to fill. Me: ***i was so joyous on the seat I sat on*** CHAiRMAN: so ehhmmmmm ME: onihaxy CHAIRMAN: ok onihaxy, I'm travelling to Lagos right away, infact, I ought to have left since, I only delayed it because I gave you an appointment. ME: thank you sir. CHAIRMAN: so, drop the photocopies of your C.V and credentials with your dad. I will collect it when I return. ME: ok sir. CHAiRMAN: so concerning the salary, how much do you want me to be paying you? ME: ***smiled with shyness and silent**** CHAIRMAN: ok, you want to do voluntary and charity work I guess, then let me be on my way ME: **smiled** no sir, ok, 50,000 ChAIRMAN: **laughs*** these youths of nowadays, you loved money so much. Those days when I started working, I started with 85kobo in the 60s ME: sir, money had value then CHAIRMAN; ***laughed** ok, I will start with 30,000naira monthly for now. As time goes on when I evaluate your performance, I might increase it. ME: **i compared 18k to 30k and I felt its still cool***, ok sir, its ok. CHAIRMAN: alright. You can go, remember to submit the copies of your credentials. ****handed over a complementary card to me**** here is the address of the water factory. Go there when you leave here so that you can start the necessary documentation ME: thank you sir. ****what is now the essence of all the wahala sef?, he no even ask of the originals*** I left his office and went to my uncle's department to give him feedback, my uncle told me to wait for him and he went to meet the chairman, "to appreciate him I guess". They both came out of the office and my uncle followed him to his car and he drove off. My uncle returned back to meet me. ME: thank you so much sir UnCLE: don't mention my son. Hope the pure water job is ok by you? ME: yes sir, its ok compared to my job and salary in akure. UNCLE: no problem. You can move in with me for now. And when you save enough money, you can get your own accommodation. ME: thank you sir. UnCLE: I know you are a grown up man, you should be planning to get married soon and no lady will ever agree to marry a guy squatting with his uncle. So I understand that you will need privacy and freedom any moment from now. ME: **smiled** UncLE: its true my son. I was once a youth like you. ME: **smiled***. How about your children sir? UNCLE: they are all fine. So where are the photocopies? ME: I opened my bag and I remembered that I forgot to make photocopies after the printouts *chaiii, onihaxy!!!!, this village people never comot from your back**** UNCLE: where is it now? ME: ***shy face and voice***, I forgot to make photocopies sir UnCLE: **yelled***. You this boy!!!, how could you come for an interview without coming with the photocopy of your credentials?. What if my chairman asked of it earlier, what will you tell him??, eh!!!! ME: **dumb***. UNCLE: anyways, bring the original, I will make the copies here, hurry now to where you were sent to go and return here on time. ME: thank you sir. I dashed out of the organisation with a big grin and smile written all over my face as I stopped a bike to take me to my destination.

just keep urself faithful to segun cos if nt for him nd God u are in for it big time

Segun is ur saviour so ur 1st salary, u will use it to show appreciation to Sege.

When you get to the factory thats where you gon meet adebimpe again.... She's your future wife...

U dey fall hand ooo

Episode 7 I was in the bathroom having my bath and Adebimpe entered the bathroom to meet me and she was Unclad. ME: Adebimpe, how did you get in here?, how did you passed through the door that was locked? ADEBIMPE: *sssshhhhhhh* have you forgotten that its me?, I have the keys to everything that has to do with you and I can access you anytime. Me: hmmmm. Adebimpe came closer and placed her hands on my neck, she pressed my head closer to her and our lips met each other and we began to kiss. I was switching from the upper lips to the lower lips and simultaneously. I didn't waste any time, I grabbed her bosoms and began to manipulate, she let out a soft moan as he tipped her toes upward a bit and pressing closer to me. I pulled back a little as my dick was getting erect and obstructing our body chemistry. I continued pressing and squeezing the bosoms and Tips at intervals as the shower was dropping on our heads. Adebimpe pushed her head upwards and placed my lips on her neck. I began to kiss her downward to her bosom and straight to the Tips. The more I go down, the higher the moaning. I spent much time on the bosoms as I suck and switch the oranges. After a while, adebimpe began to press my head downward and I got the message, "she wanted some orals". My kneels began to go down gradually as I kissed her down to the abdomen until my two kneels got to the floor and my tongue fell on her Kitty-Cat. I started with the clits and adebimpe's moaning was taking a different tempo and dimension, I panted the clits and dig through the punny hole and return back to the clits at intervals. Bimpe was shaking and she spread her legs wider for me to have a better sucking experience. I supported my tongue with my fingers as I suck the clits and finger the hole beyond it. Adebimpe was enjoying it as she continues to press my head towards the punny. After a while, I felt my fingers soaked with mucus substance and she screamed louder "I don't want to return from this heaven!!!!". We both smiled as I rose up and we began to kiss. Its time for bimpe to play the return match, she began to lick me downward from my neck to my Tips until she fell down on her kneels. She held my erected dick and licked the head for few seconds until she finally trusted it inside her mouth. "In out in out in out" as my dick was sliding inside of her mouth. I was moaning and feeling the sensation and my oliver twist wanted a deep penetration. I pressed her head towards me and forced my dick to go inside the more, it shocked her as she coughed. "Onihaxy, you want to kill me with this thing?, or you want to make hole inside my throat?". We both laughed as she resumed the Mouth Gig until I cummed inside her mouth. Adebimpe swallowed the cum and never stopped blowing until I regained another Attention. She rose up gradually untill our lips found each other again and we kissed. Adebimpe removed her mouth from my mouth and moved it closer to my hear and she whispered "screw me". I smiled as she turned around, placing her two hands on the wall and shooting out her Bottom towards me. I grabbed the Bottom, I pushed it up to unveil the punny hole as I shoved my erected dick inside of it. "Huuuuhhh, ehhhmmmm, yeeeeeaaah, aooouuh", adebimpe was moaning at different tones and sounds as I was digging in and out of her from behind. She was feeling the Bleep as she continues to press and push her Bottom backwards and her hands going down the wall until we arrived at dogggie style sex. We continued to Bleep while the cool showers was dropping on us. "Bleep me harder!!!!!!!" Bimpe yelled. It was as if she commanded me. I began to pound harder as if I was punishing her. I held her two hands on her back and was hitting her harder while she was screaming and yelling. I finally cummed after about 17minutes of the sex. We both rose up and had our shower before we started conversation. BIMPE: you think you can have a draw with me on this game we are playing? ME: I'm no more interested in the games, please let's end it BiMPE: end what?, I won't quit until I score more points. ME: and how do you want to score more points when we aren't together and we are not going to see each other? BiMPE: ***laughs****, you think so?. ME: yes. BIMPE: if you spend 100years on this earth, our paths will continue to cross each other and I will continue to score more points. ME: ****laughs louder as I put off the shower tap****. Catch me if you can, let's see who will win BIMPE: is that a bet? ME: yes BIMPE: ok, We were about going out when bimpe suddenly disappeared. I screamed "yeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!" And I woke up sweating heavily. What?, is this is a dream?, OMG!!!!, when will this girl ever leave me alone for heaven's sake? I knelt down to pray and I heard a door knock in the process. I looked at the time and it was 6am ME: who is that? VOiCE FROM OUTSIDE: your uncle, get up boy, today is your first day at work, don't be late!!!! To be continued

Thank God 4 your life nd segun too

Hmmmm, so it's only Jux a dreammmmm.. No worries guy, una go surely marry una selves only n only den all go end fa.. Lolzzz, well I still dey observe sha.. Nxt plssssss

i knw it is a dream

Episode 7 I was in the bathroom having my bath and Adebimpe entered the bathroom to meet me and she was Unclad. ME: Adebimpe, how did you get in here?, how did you passed through the door that was locked? ADEBIMPE: *sssshhhhhhh* have you forgotten that its me?, I have the keys to everything that has to do with you and I can access you anytime. Me: hmmmm. Adebimpe came closer and placed her hands on my neck, she pressed my head closer to her and our lips met each other and we began to kiss. I was switching from the upper lips to the lower lips and simultaneously. I didn’t waste any time, I grabbed her bosoms and began to manipulate, she let out a soft moan as he tipped her toes upward a bit and pressing closer to me. I pulled back a little as my d--k was getting erect and obstructing our body chemistry. I continued pressing and squeezing the bosoms and Tips at intervals as the shower was dropping on our heads. Adebimpe pushed her head upwards and placed my lips on her neck. I began to kiss her downward to her b---m and straight to the Tips. The more I go down, the higher the moaning. I spent much time on the bosoms as I suck and switch the oranges. After a while, adebimpe began to press my head downward and I got the message, “she wanted some orals”. My kneels began to go down gradually as I kissed her down to the abdomen until my two kneels got to the floor and my tongue fell on her K---y-Cat. I started with the clits and adebimpe’s moaning was taking a different tempo and dimension, I panted the clits and dig through the p---y hole and return back to the clits at intervals. Bimpe was shaking and she spread her legs wider for me to have a better sucking experience. I supported my tongue with my fingers as I suck the clits and finger the hole beyond it. Adebimpe was enjoying it as she continues to press my head towards the p---y. After a while, I felt my fingers soaked with mucus substance and she screamed louder “I don’t want to return from this heaven!!!!”. We both smiled as I rose up and we began to kiss. Its time for bimpe to play the return match, she began to lick me downward from my neck to my Tips until she fell down on her kneels. She held my erected d--k and licked the head for few seconds until she finally trusted it inside her mouth. “In out in out in out” as my d--k was sliding inside of her mouth. I was moaning and feeling the sensation and my oliver twist wanted a deep penetration. I pressed her head towards me and forced my d--k to go inside the more, it shocked her as she coughed. “Onihaxy, you want to kill me with this thing?, or you want to make hole inside my throat?”. We both laughed as she resumed the Mouth Gig until I cummed inside her mouth. Adebimpe swallowed the c-m and never stopped blowing until I regained another Attention. She rose up gradually untill our lips found each other again and we kissed. Adebimpe removed her mouth from my mouth and moved it closer to my hear and she whispered “screw me”. I smiled as she turned around, placing her two hands on the wall and shooting out her Bottom towards me. I grabbed the Bottom, I pushed it up to unveil the p---y hole as I shoved my erected d--k inside of it. “Huuuuhhh, ehhhmmmm, yeeeeeaaah, aooouuh”, adebimpe was moaning at different tones and sounds as I was digging in and out of her from behind. She was feeling the Bleep as she continues to press and push her Bottom backwards and her hands going down the wall until we arrived at dogggie style sex. We continued to Bleep while the cool showers was dropping on us. “Bleep me harder!!!!!!!” Bimpe yelled. It was as if she commanded me. I began to pound harder as if I was punishing her. I held her two hands on her back and was hitting her harder while she was screaming and yelling. I finally cummed after about 17minutes of the sex. We both rose up and had our shower before we started conversation. BIMPE: you think you can have a draw with me on this game we are playing? ME: I’m no more interested in the games, please let’s end it BiMPE: end what?, I won’t quit until I score more points. ME: and how do you want to score more points when we aren’t together and we are not going to see each other? BiMPE: ***laughs****, you think so?. ME: yes. BIMPE: if you spend 100years on this earth, our paths will continue to cross each other and I will continue to score more points. ME: ****laughs louder as I put off the shower tap****. Catch me if you can, let’s see who will win BIMPE: is that a bet? ME: yes BIMPE: ok, We were about going out when bimpe suddenly disappeared. I screamed “yeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!” And I woke up sweating heavily. What?, is this is a dream?, OMG!!!!, when will this girl ever leave me alone for heaven’s sake? I knelt down to pray and I heard a door knock in the process. I looked at the time and it was 6am ME: who is that? VOiCE FROM OUTSIDE: your uncle, get up boy, today is your first day at work, don’t be late!!!! To be continued

U sef get ur own for body. U no wan forget dis Bimpe.

Hahahahaha i laugh onihaxy in korea hmmmmm intresting brother nxt

Episode 8 It was 5 months into my new job, I had saved enough money to get a decent self-contain accommodation in Ado ekiti. I had purchased another blackberry phone and retrieved my line. I have missed my friend of life "sege the event planner". It was as if a chord had been disconnected from my system as I couldn't reach him easily like I used to do before. But thank God for instant messaging apps like whatsapp and bbm, we are able to keep in touch. Most times, I always feel like getting in touch with Adebimpe even despite the fact that I want her dead, I still miss her most times. I wish I could save her number before the night I was robbed but I didn't. I confided in my uncle and I told him that I lost my credentials when I was robbed and that I only came to Ado with the print outs of the copy I scanned to my email and he told me that there would be no problem since it looked like original. And incase the need arises, I can easily go back to school to request for another one. He even told me that the one I lost was just a statement of result and not the real certificate. He said the real certificate would be available at about 5 years after my graduation from school. This made me to think less about the credentials that was in Adebimpe's custody, since I didn't have her contact anymore, I didn't really care. About 3 months later, I was at work when my phone beeped and I checked the screen and noticed that I got a message. I opened the message and its from a familiar number and the content says "I didn't hear from you again?, I guess you don't need your properties anymore. If I didn't get any response from you in 7days Time, then consider it gone forever". I just laughed immediately after seeing the message, I already knew that its from my one and only Adebimpe. I don't really know what prompted the laughter but I just found myself laughing. I don't really know what to reply with after dialling her number and I was still getting the same response of "the number you are calling is unable to receive calls". Honestly, I suddenly began to miss adebimpe again. I sent a message to segun on whatsapp ME: hi sege SEGE: padi mi, how you dey ooo, how that side?, I don miss you for here ooo ME: me sef miss you. Abeg I wan show you something. SEGE: wetin? ME: one person sent me a text. ****sent the screen capture of her text**** SEGE: ***looool**** that should be bimpe? ME: your guess is as right as mine SEGE: ***loool*** your wife don broke be that oooo, she needs money ME: you no well. What should I reply her with? SEGE: try to dial her number na to Confirm the sender first ME: its still saying the same thing "unable to receive call" SEGE: then no doubt, its definately your wife. ME: you no well SEGE: sebi you don't really need the certificate urgently? ME: yes na SEGE: instead of you wasting 200k on bimpe, you can always apply for another certificate with less than 50k sef. ME: my guy, you are right oo SEGE: just tell her to eat the certificates, ME: **laughs****. I did exactly as segun told me, I replied bimpe's text " Hi dear, you can eat the credentials or do whatever you like with it. I have already made a police report that it was stolen and I already applied for another certificates from my school and NYSC. You have lost this time my dear, have a nice day". I laughed as I sent the text, I knew that she will felt disappointed and pained. Few minutes later, I got a response of "ok, we shall see who truly loosed". I laughed again as I resumed chat with segun. ME: sege, I don send the message ooo, I tell her say make she eat the certificates SEGE: ***loool*** mad man, why you come wicked your wife like this na? ME: you no well SEGE: na wetin she come talk? ME: she replied with "ok, we shall see who will loose" SEGE: **hahahaha*** e don pain her be that ooooo. Na Empty threat jor, Segun and I chat and laughed over it for few more minutes. I closed for the day at 5pm and proceeded to take a cab to my house. I just felt some kind of relieve as I counter bimpe with boldness that very day. I pulled off my clothes and prepared dinner. After dinner, I had my bath and was about going to bed when I had another message. It was from bimpe again. Before I opened it, I just laughed again and I was like "wetin she wan talk again?," I opened the message and it was a short message which says "check your facebook inbox". Immediately, I just got curious and was scared, "what did bimpe meant by facebook inbox?. I opened my facebook and found a new message from "shantel damsel". I opened the message and found some pictures attached to a message. The pictures contained the images of me where I was totally unclad with my face shown inside of it. I was so scared, I downloaded the pictures and zoomed it to be sure if it was me and behold, it was me. I looked at the background and I saw my self sleeping on a tiny hospital bed with my leg spread open and my dick shown along side with my face. Immediately, I remembered the night I had sex with bimpe in the hospital, I remembered that I slept off after the sex only to wake up and couldn't find bimpe by my side. "Chaiiiii, yeeeee!!! This girl don kill me" I yelled. I returned to the message to read the content and it says " Hi sweetheart, you have the gut to tell me that I had lost abi?. Well, for your information, I have 25 clips and 2 videos of your unclothedness, and I'm ready to finish you on every social media. My terms are simple, just credit my account with 20k between 25th and 30th of every month to save yourself from social media revelation. Failure to meet my terms or to renew your dues, I will upload your pics on facebook, twitter, whatsapp, and I will tag every contact on your friend list, I will upload your video on youtube for the whole world to see. And let's see who lost this time. Expecting your deposit alert honey". Don't try to trace me or involve police because none of my social accounts is real." I fainted immediately. To be continued

Hmmm,dnt kw wat 2 said

Onihaxy, don't worry cos as a man, ur nude pic won't attract much attention on social media. Dare her to carry on.

seriously you made a mistake to challenge ha.. U ought to have begged ha 2 4gv u.. u guyz ought to meet to settle una dispuse nd start planin 4 d future

Nothing bimpe go fit du for u coz she gan dey gbadun u for bed she is in love wit u na just fake tr........g na she u go still marry @ d end

God will help you out o onihaxy

If i was you i'll tell her to do as it pleases her... Most people will think it was someone else that your face was only used to replace it... 20k every month.... Chai!!.... A cruel revenge indeed!!

Hmmmm, this is indeed serious o Onihaxi.. U made a mistake by daring n telling her she had lost in d 1st plc, if I were u, I simply wud ve kip quiet dat alone will mk her wonder wat am up to. Well dats dat, as 4 d latest dev I tink 1st u shud let ur brainbox of a friend Sege shud knw, den u ignore her.. Dat alone will send d creeps up her spine as to wat ur up to.. Beside guys nudity doesn't attracts much attention as dat of ladies n anybdy can gez dat ain't ur faze since ur eyes were closed to d whole damn world.. Abeg I still dey observe sha, nxt plssssss

Hahahaha Shege d event planner dey 4 u na y faintin

Episode 9 "What is really happening to me?" "Why is bimpe going to the extreme?" "Have I done something that nobody as ever done?". I don't even know what to do next. I dialled segun's number but it wasn't going through. I decided to go through bimpe's facebook message again to check her profile and behold, the account doesn't have a profile picture, no uploads, no friends, no location, no biodata and no contacts. This gave me more concern. "Chaiiii, this girl is just a professional. I forced myself to sleep that night. I woke up the following morning and prepared for work. When I was less busy, I tried calling segun and it went through. I told him that we need to talk on whatsapp. ME: hi sege, wahala don sele oooo SEGE: wetin happen? ME: na Bimpe oooooo SEGE: you and this your wife again?. She don burn your certificate? ME: rara ooooo. I'm in a big scandal SEGE: gist me, wetin happen? ME: she sent me a text last night that I should check my facebook inbox SEGE: what did you find there? ME: my Unclad pictures SEGE: what??, how come? ME: remember I told you that we had sex at the hospital? SEGE: yes. ME: the pictures were taken during the period. SEGE: this is serious. ME: that's not all. SEGE: what happened again? ME: she gave me a condition to place her on a monthly salary of 20k SEGE: that's madness, she must be joking ME: I'm serious. Log in to my account and see for yourself SEGE: ok. Hold on. .......Segun went offline and returned after 5 minutes................... SEGE: onihaxy, there is a big problem ME: what is it? SEGE: have you checked your account today? ME: no. Why did you say so? SEGE: you have one new message and I viewed it, it contains 2 new pictures ME: what's the content? SEGE: go and see for your self. ME: ok, I logged in to my account and saw a new message from the same username that bimpe used to send the previous pictures. I opened it and it contained 2 new pictures. First one is a picture of bimpe sleeping beside me with her butt facing my dick just like the position we used in spooning sex at the hospital but her face wasn't showned in it. Only her side and butts were shown but my own face was clearly shown. The second one was a picture on bimpe crossing her legs on my thigh and my dick was resting on her laps. Her head was on my chest and her head was covered with a Towel. But my face was also shown clearly as I lied on my back. I became uncomfortable and I suddenly developed headache. I resumed my chat with segun. ME: sege, I don die. This girl is ready to finish me. SEGE: this thing is very critical and It can destroy someone's career if care isn't taken. ME: so what do you suggest that I do now? SEGE: I would have advice you to deactivate your accounts for now. But will you not be on social media again? ME: I can't do without social media. SEGE: then that's it, its more like "living now to die another day", she can always re-trace you again and execute her mission. ME: haaaa!!! SEGE: and we don't know what tomorrow will bring. You might become a celebrity or a politician tomorrow. With those items in her custody, she can finish your career in few seconds via social media. ME: haaaaaaa!!! SEGE: I would have suggested you should report to the police, but what will be your explanation to the police on how those butts and fleshy oranges got on your chest in those pictures? ME: I don't know SEGE: and if I say you should sue the hospital to court and make money if the pictures eventually surfaced online. ME: I think that one is a good idea. SEGE: but how will you explain to the court that you had sex with a nurse on duty?. If she claimed that you raped her and couldn't rescue herself from you because there was no one around?, and she thought that the only thing she could do to have an evidence is to snap you when you slept off?. How will you escape jail? ME: haaaa!!!, SEGE: my guy, you would either go to jail or pay hugely for it. ME: so you suggest that I should be paying the monthly 20k?. SEGE: no, this is a cool blackmail business. She had done her home work and she is convinced that she would surely win in this. Especially since her face isn't showing in the pictures. And if you start paying now. I can guarantee it that the demands would increase soonest as time goes on. ME: so what do I do?. SEGE: the only way to solve this is to either find her and delete those stuffs from her phone, or you make peace with her which I think its impossible. ME: haaaa. SEGE: you know what? ME: what? SEGE: let's find a way of tracing her first. ME: how? SEGE: sebi you said you both have a mutual friend on facebook? ME: yes. SEGE: then start from there. Get closer to the person, the person might know her present location. ME: and after then?. SEGE: when we get to the bridge, we would cross ME: ok, what about her monthly demands? SEGE: I will talk to her. She would reduce the fee or cancel it. We need to buy more time. Because the way I'm seeing this girl. She is dangerous. ME: segun, I don't want you to be directly involved in this. SEGE: **laughs**, onihaxy, I started this thing, I was your coach and mentor all through the scene, and I was the one who caused all that happened. So this is the best time for me to be involved. You can't be alone in this thing. We are into it together. Me: ok bro, thanks, SEGE: I have to do some blogging abeg. We will chat later. ME: ok. I ended my chats with segun and resumed with my work. Few minutes later, my phone was ringing, I looked at the screen and it was an unknown number which wasn't part of my contacts *********************************** To be continued

Dis Bimpe wan destroy u totally

Gan gan,u don enter one chance be dat oo,may God save u,lobatan

Did Adebimpe dey miles away from u in dis game.

Hmmmm, am still observing tinx o.. Oya leggo der plssssss

o lyk dis SEGE of a guy... he gives good suggestions at d right time....he is ma type of guy....Oni shud b happy to hv sum1 lyk him coz he is nt thinking straight

U guyz re jez saying he shld deny d pics nd claim its photo shop... Av u 4gtn dat bimpe made mention of releasing his videos on youtube? Can he deny dat? Never underestimate d power of a lady o... But i'm very sure bimpe wont win on dis as well

Ah!! girls with blackmail. Onihaxy ds shall surely come to pass

if nah me...eeeh if bimpe tries dat ...she shud forget abt getting married

Episode 10 I picked the call with the mindset that its definitely adebimpe. ME: hello CALLER: ***female voice*** hi sir ME: *** confirmed that it wasn't bimpe** who am I speaking with please? CALLER: Lolade sir. The lady who came to apply for a sales rep 2 days ago and I collected your number ME: ***recollect*** yes!!!, I remembered. How are you? CALLER: I'm fine sir. I just want to remind you of the recruitment sir. Please I need the job sir. Please help me sir. ME: hmmmmm. No problem, always keep intouch with me so as to get updates. But for now, we are still going through the CVs submitted. No one had been considered yet. CALLER: ok sir, thank you sir. This is my number sir, pls save it. ME: alrite, no problem. CALLER: have a nice day sir. ME: and you too, ****hang up*****. 3 days earlier. We recently purchased a new pure water Van to expand our distribution channels to our customers. A driver was needed with a female sales representative who will assist the driver in dispatching the pure water packs to our customers. The manager and I deliberated on how to go about it. We agreed to pay the driver 13k and the sales Representatives 10k monthly salary when they are employed. A notice board was placed outside the compound containing a vacancy for an experienced driver and a female sales representative. Before 2pm the second day after the notice was pasted, 3 guys applied for the driver post and 4 young ladies came to apply for the sales Representative position. At 3pm, my manager was about going out and won't return for the day when this young lady came inside the compound. My table is located at the entrance of the manager's office and the manager was already out of the office and was about going away when this lady called lolade approached my table. LOLADE: hi sir ***knelt a little*** ME: hi, what can I do for you? LOLADE: I'm here to apply for a sales representative ME: ***faced my manger standing by my table and almost going out**** oga, you have a guest applicant MANAGER: onihaxy, abeg attend to her. Sebi you know the interview process? ME: yes sir MANAGER: I'm late for where I'm going to, I can't wait anymore. ME: ok sir, bye sir. MANAGER: **walked away** bye. ME: ***looked back at lolade, she is a slim girl with an average oranges size. She isn't too skinny by she isn't fat. She looked straight from her appearance when she was coming inside, I couldn't grade the backside because I haven't seen it then. she has only one thing I dislike in her physical appearance which is the large quantity of spots on her face. She has a dimple and a nice set of teeth coupled with a good smile*** hi miss ?? LOLADE: miss lolade ME: ok miss lolade. How are you? LOLADE: **smiled** fine sir ME: you can have your sit **pointing at the 2 chairs infront of my table*** LOLADE: thank you sir. **sits down** ME: **na where I go start the interview from sef?***. You said you are here to apply for a sales rep? LOLADE: ***smiled again*** yes sir ME: from the vacancy notice, you are told to come with your application letter, original and copies of your credentials and a copy of your CV. And the requirement for this job is an SSCE. Hope you have them here with you?. LOLADE: yes sir. ME: ok, can I have your letter first? LOLADE: **opened a brown envelope and brought out a letter*** here is it sir ME: ** glanced through the letter and noticed that she had a cool handwriting and nice construction of sentences*** ok, what about your result? LOLADE: **brought it out** here is it sir ME: **glanced through it*** you failed economics but passed account and commerce. How come? LOLADE: I was sick on the date of economics paper and couldn't do it properly. ME: sorry. LOLADE: thanks sir ME: what about your C.V? LoLADE: here is it sir ME: ***glanced through the age and noticed that she was 18**. your CV says you are 18. Is that true?. LOLADE: yes sir ME: well, you look 29 to me **smiled** LOLADE: ***smiled also*** you are funny sir. Gradually, the interview session turned into a gisting and interactive session as I was throwing relevant and irrelevant questions at her just to engage myself. She has a good sense of humour as she was flowing very well with me. I collected a copy of her result and returned the original to her. I told her to go and that she would get a call from us if we need her. She stood up from her chair and walked about 3 steps away from me when she turned back and asked, "Sir, please can I have your number?". "Why not?" I replied as I gave her my number afterwards. I screened and observed her Bottom as she was walking away from me. I can rate the a$$ 60% sha. Not too big but looked fitted inside her short pencil skirt. I was discouraged by the spots on her face sha. That was why I couldn't think of her anymore until she called me. "Onihaxy!!, e be like say this lolade get potential oooo" " E be like say I go dey use this girl manage body pending the time I go get a girl of my taste in this Ado-Ekiti." Gradually, the thoughts of Bimpe was leaving my mind and the thoughts of lolade was coming in........... To be continued

Hmmm jst observing

U wan land into anoda palava when u neva finish d 1st gbege wey u start.

Hmmmm, dream on guy.. D kasala wey u land urself inside still dey pend u wnt go involve urself 4 anoda one fa.. U do well, I dey look u wit one eye dey go.. Oya leggo der plssssss

Episode 11 I got to work the second day and flirty thoughts of lolade was flooding my brain. I couldn't think of anything else aside lolade. I even forgot that my nudes are still fresh on someone's phone and could be unleashed at anytime. I was at my table when my manager called me from inside to come and I went inside to see him. ME: hi sir, you called me. MANAGER: yes. ****handed a file to me***, go through that file, it contains the CV and credentials of the applicants, I don't have time to go through them. Me: ok sir MANAGER: scan through it and check out for anyone who has a better sales experience and give her a call to resume on monday. ME: ***chaii, chance to do parol with lolade**** ok sir. What about the driver sir? MANAGER: don't worry about that, a guy had been referred to us by chairman's wife, so we don't need any driver again. Me: ok sir. MANAGER: be fast about it, you know today is friday. I want the new van to commence operation on monday ME: ok sir. I left his office and returned to my table with a grin on my cheek. I glanced through the CVs and discovered that lolade has no sales experience compared to the rest. I was there on my table thinking about what to do and my phone rang. I checked and it was lolade. I had to leave my table and walked out of the building because I don't want my manager to listen to our conversations. ME: hello. LOLADE: **angelic sweet voice*** hello sir. How are you? ME: **melt by her voice and gained Attention immediately*** I'm fine and you? LOLADE: I'm fine sir. Please I just want to remind you again and to beg you not to forget me. ME: hmmmm, Lolade, there is a problem LOLADE: haaa!!, what is it sir? ME: you don't have any sales experience according to your CV and you are the only odd person among the 13 applicants LOLADE: **felt bad** haa, please sir, is there anyway you could help me sir. I really need the job for sustenance sir. Me: ***hmmm, e be like say this girl dey suffer sha. See as she dey beg for 10k job*** ok dear, I will see what I can do. Though it will be a bit difficult, but I will try. LOLADE: thank you sir. ME: hmmmmmm, don't mention. So what will be my reward for my efforts LOLADE: don't worry sir, I will be nice to you, I should just get the job first. ME: ***chaiiiii, I gained another Attention*** ok, no problem, LOLADE: when next should I call you sir? ME: maybe in the evening LOlADE: ok sir, thank you sir. **hanged up***. After ending the call, I looked at the zip of my trouser and observed that my Attention was so obvious. **chai, this one na embarrassment ooo**. I dipped my inside my trouser, pulled up my dick and hanged it underneath my belt before returning back to my table. I got to my table after passing through the factory and greeted the factory workers. I began to think on how to cover up for lolade. Then an idea came to my head. I re-typed her CV on my system, added some sales experience to it and went out to print at the computer center adjacent our company. I returned to to my table and tore her previous cv and returned to my manager. ME: hi sir, I'm through. MANAGER: what's the outcome ME: I have went through all the applicants cv and I found out that only one of them has a good and qualitative experience sir. Its even from a pure water company. MANAGER: really? ME: yes, It will help us in getting new customers since she already knew about the job. MANAGER: ok, who is she? ME: *** moved closer and showed him*** this lady. MANAGER: ok, give her a call. ME: ok sir. "Yessss!!!!!" I went out of his office with joy filled in my heart. It was as if I won a lottery. I took my phone and dialled lolade's number. ME: hi lolade. LOLADE: hi sir, I wasn't expecting your call sir. I guess its for a bad news? ME: loool. Not really, but seems so. LOLADE: **sighed** ok sir, ME: you know I told you that you had no experience. LOLADE: yes sir ME: but I was able to convince the chairman. So you have been chosen. LOLADE: ** screamed***, thank you so much sir. ME: you are welcome. But there is a minor issue. LOLADE: what is it sir? ME: I will send a text to you. LOLADE: ok sir. When am I to resume sir? ME: monday morning. LOLADE: ok sir I hanged up on lolade and draft a text and told her how I edited and added to her CV. I told her that she needs to have a copy of it so as to be familiar with the contents and be able to defend it incase my manager decided to ask questions from her. Few minutes later, she replied with, "thank you sir, I'm very grateful sir, how do I get a copy?". I sent another text, telling her that she can come around for it, but my manager must not see her so as not to suspect anything. She replied saying "haa, I'm not around now sir, I went out to somewhere and won't be back until 7pm sir, can I come for it tomorrow?". I sent another text " I won't be coming to work tomorrow and I won't be at work till monday, so I don't know how you will get it". She replied with " ok, where do you live sir ?". I sent another text " Ajilosun street. And why do you ask?". She replied with " I was thinking maybe I can visit you tomorrow afternoon to have the copy" My dick resurrected again, "chaii, see as fresh meat dey come my side tomorrow oooooo". I replied her saying. " Its ok, do you live closer to that area?". She replied. Not really, but my house isn't too far sha, I will come around 2pm sir". I sent another text. "Ok, no problem". She replied " I will call you sir when I'm about coming. I replied with "ok" My dick was erected for several minutes until it later relaxed. I closed for the day and went home to arrange my room ahead of saturday. To be continued

Na woman p***y go kill u. Waka. Idey pity u b4, but now I c say u no get sense.

Haaa! Bimpe don destroy ur life, idiot na pussy go kill u

I knw sey na d place dis guy pass come earth he go pass go back to heaven abi na hell?

Nice 1

E don be 4 u be dat o guy.. Anyways, u dey O. Y. O sha. Next plssss

onihaxy,onihaxy,onihaxy,hw many times did I call u,watch ur brk it's a setup if you mistakenly fall 4 dat girl, U RE DOOMED.

Onihaxy,u go enter again if care is nt taken

U wan chop meat when u head dey under bimpe knife

Episode 12 I got home after work on that friday. I was so filled with joy of catching a new fish. At a point, my thoughts began to divide "Could lolade be sent by bimpe?" " I don't think so jaree" "Afterall, bimpe didn't know where I am presently" " Hmmmm!!! Onihaxy!!!" " Make Kitty-Cat no kill you one day ooo" I was so lost in this thought until I heard a message alert on my phone. I checked it and it was a message from whatsapp. I looked at the message and it was from segun. SEGE: onihaxy, how far? ME: I dey jaree SEGE: I don follow your wife talk oo ME: which of them? SEGE: you no well, you get two wives? ME: **lol** SEGE : its bimpe ME:** my heart beat faster all of a sudden** what did you guys discussed? SEGE: well, I told her that your monthly salary was 18k which she knew about, I told her that there is no way you can get the amount she demanded for. ME: hmmm, did you call her? SEGE: no, we chat via the facebook I'd she used to send the picture. ME: ok, what was her response? SEGE: she said that is none of her business. ME: haaaa!!!, SEGE: then I told her that the sad news was that you just lost your job and you are even struggling for survival. ME: hmmmmm. Sege!!!!!, SEGE: she still insisted that its none of her business ME: haa. SEGE: then I told her to punish me instead of punishing you. Because I caused everything. I was the one who pushed her out of the house and not you. I made her realized that you still loved her and you have never stopped thinking about her everyday. ME: hmmmmmmmmmm. SEGE: so I made an agreement with her on my own. ME: which agreement? SEGE: I told her that I will pay her 100k for her to forget everything and delete whatever she has in her phone. ME: really?, SEGE: yes ME: so when are you paying it? SEGE: me kee?, pay wetin? ME: I thought you said you are paying her money?. SEGE: yeah. I told her to give me like a month or two to source for the money. ME: hmmmmmmm SEGE: yes, I only used that to buy time for you to make enough research on how to get her contact or location. I'm also doing my own research here ME: that my guy. SEGE: I hope you have started working on it sha? ME: yes I have. SEGE: that's cool. Just get closer to the mutual friend, or her friends at the hospital, or the doctor, or anyone. Even if it is her phone number that you are able get, its ok. ME: what do we want to do with her phone number. SEGE: I have a means of using it to get her address and location, ME: how? SeGE: leave that to me. ME: and after getting the address, what next? SEGE: I will arrange boys to visit her and rob her of every gadget found in her house. Be it phone, laptop of flash drive. ME: hmmmmmm, sege!!!!! SEGE: that's it my nigga. We have to end all this once and for all. Because if not, she would keep on making demands till jesus come. ME: ok, I will update you on any discovery. SEGE: no wahala now. Hope that side dey bam sha?. ME: sure na. I dey cope. SEGE: no wahala. I wan blog small, we go talk latter, ME: ok. I fell back on my bed with a deep sigh of relieve that my friend is working things out for me. Few minutes later, I got a call from my manager *********************************** ME: hello sir MANAGER: how are you? ME: I'm fine sir MANAGER: ehn ehn onihaxy!! ME: sir, MANAGER. I won't be around on monday and tuesday. ME: hope there is no problem sir? MANAGER: not really, just that I wanted to obtain a form somewhere on monday, and its outside ekiti state ME: ok sir MANAGER: so please, take charge of the activities of the company ME: ok sir MANAGER: and make sure you are vigilant about those boys in the packaging section, they always steal bags of water to sell. ME: ok sir. MANAGER: I hope the spare key of my office is still with you? ME: yes sir. MANAGER: ok, take good care of the factory, I have informed the chairman that I won't be around. ME: ok sir. I wish you safe journey sir. MANAGER: alright bye It was saturday morning. I have sent my detailed address to lolade in the morning and she replied me that she would be coming by 11am. In the speed of light, I removed all the cobwebs in the room, I changed my bedspread, I placed a pack of condom under my mattress incase of incasity. I removed the chairs in my room and kept it in my neighbour's room so that she would be able to sit on the bed when she arrives. I shuffled my photo album and removed the pictures containing me and ladies in a romantic posture, I went outside to buy 3 bottles of malt, 2 digestive biscuit, 50nair oranges, 3 apples and filled them in my fridge. I sprayed the room with air - freshener and I went to the filling station to purchase a 3 litres of petrol and filled my "I better pass my neighbour" small generator. I removed the dusts on my electronics and everywhere was neat and looking nice. On a good day, I used to clean up my room once in a month and yet, it won't be sparkling as the way it is now. When I was through, I went out to make printouts of her new CV because I made only one copy the previous day. 11am, lolade called to inform me that she was on her way. On hearing this, I switched on my generator and also my DVD player and slot in a romantic nollywood movie. Few minutes later, I got a missed call from lolade, I called her back and she informed me that she was standing infront of my house. I wore my 3 quarters and a white round neck top and I went out to see her. On getting to the front of my house, I saw lolade standing at the opposite side of the road. She was putting on a popular short gown with white and black stripe. That type of gown that is usually fitted to the body and brings out the real shape of the a$$. Her hair was loosed and packed with rubber band. She smiled at me as I waved at her. Lolade crossed over from the opposite side and came to where I was. She knelt down a little and said "good morning sir". "How are you" I replied her and she said "fine sir". We entered into my room together. ME: have your seat dear LOLADE: **sat on the edge of the bed*** thank you sir ME: you are looking more gorgeous and prettier than the last time I saw you LOLADE: ***blushing** thank you sir ME: what can I offer you? LOLADE: anything sir ME: hmm. Anything?, then let me give you weed then LOLADE: **laughs** so you smoke weed? ME: just kidding, don't you know that I'm a bishop? LOLADE: loool. Bishop of which diocese? Lolade and I continued to crack jokes as I opened my mini fridge and offered her maltonic and apples which I purchased before her arrival. We were flowing along as if we have met each other long time ago. LOLADE: thanks so much sir for your help concerning the job. I needed the job badly ME: really?, why badly? LOLADE: you won't understand sir ME: then make me understand. I actually assisted you because I'm interest in knowing you, so I'm listening. LOLADE: hmmmmmm, its a long story sir ME: summarise it for me LOLADE: ok, actually, I finished my secondary school 2 years ago ME: **cuts in** yeah, I saw that on the form you submitted LOLADE: so immediately after that, I lost my dad ME: eyah, I'm so sorry about that. LOLADE: thank you sir. And my mum cannot finance my academic to tertiary institution because she is a petty trader. ME: eyah. What about your elder brothers and sisters? LOLADE: I'm the first born. But I have 2 younger brothers. ME: eyah. LOLADE: thanks sir. So that's why I wanted a job which I can save little money out of it to obtain jamb and finance my studies to some extent. And also sustain myself with the rest so as to ease the burden on my mum. ME: that's a nice idea. But do you know how much you will be earning before talking about savings? LOLADE: honestly, I don't know, but I just know that I will be getting paid. ME: well, its a small money. LOLADE: how much sir? ME: just 10k LOLADE: 10k?, its ok sir. I so much appreciate it. I'm grateful sir. Me: you are welcome, what about your boyfriend?, is he not capable of financing your education? LOLADE: boyfriend kee?. Mtchew, which guy is ready to be committed this days?, all they want to do is to have sex and go. ME: so you are telling me now that you don't have a boyfriend? LOLADE: what do I want to do with it?. I want to focus on my life for now. ME: "oluwaseun oooo". Thank God. LOLADE: why saying so sir?. ME: because I won't be having competitor and rivals LOLADE: I don't understand sir ME: **moved closer***. Lolade, I know this is too early, but its a burden on my heart. I like you right from the first day I set my eyes on you, I got home and I dreamt of you all night. Infact, I have never stopped thinking about you since then,. To be sincere, I went through stress to convince my manager to hire you out of the all the applicants. I did all this because I love you...................... "Format continues" LOLADE: but you are just knowing me, how can you claim to love me sir? And don't you think I'm young enough to be your younger sister? ME: ***held her hand**** lolade, don't say so please. You are hurting me and my heart is bleeding because of what you just said. I seriously love you, I mean it. LOLADE: so what about the person you are dating presently? ME: I swear to God. I don't have a girlfriend. LOLADE: and why? ME: because my heart was waiting to meet you for the past 2 years since I broke up with my ex. My spirit chose you on first sight. LOLADE: so is it because of the job, is that why you want to use the opportunity to use me?. ME: lolade, I swear to God, my love for you is real and genuine. If only you can dissect and open my heart, only then will you know how much I love you. LOLADE: I'm so sorry sir, I'm not interested, if its about your job, you can keep it sir. ME: lolade, why are you talking like this now? LOLADE: I mean it. ***stands up and about to walk out**** ME: ok, have the copy of your CV, you don't have to reject the job. I knew how far I went to secure it for you. ***i turned to the opposite side and stared at the space with my eyeballs wide opened, few seconds later, my eyeballs were soaked and fake tears was dropping. LOLADE: thank you, let me get going ME: **faint voice** ok, let me see you off LOLADE: ***noticed my voice and looked at my eyes***. Don't tell me you are crying. Has it gotten to this stage? ME: lolade, you won't understand LOLADE: then make me understand sir ME: **still in faint voice*** its been over two years that I stayed out of love since I broke up with my ex. Now that I'm drown in your love, I'm been denied and rejected. LOLADE: **smiled and wiped my tears**. Ok, what do you want from me? ME: I want your love. I love you, I want you to love me. LOLADE: well, the truth is that I like you too. You appeared to be kind and loving. But don't you think I'm too young?, I'm a school cert holder?, and I need to forge ahead to tertiary institution before thinking of love? ME: I knew all these before asking you out. I love you and that's all. Love over sees all things. LOLADE: are you sure of what you are saying? ME: yes, I'm so sure LOLADE: ok, I heard you. Give me time, let me think about it. Is that ok by you?. ME: ****smiled****, LOLADE: that's better, you look good in that smile Me: thanks dear. When will you get back to me? LOLADE: sebi we would see on monday? ME: you mean you will give me a feedback on monday? LOLADE: don't know yet. When I think it through, I will let you know, ME: ok dear. Thanks my love. LOLADE: **smiled** I need to start going now. I have some house chores to do at home. Me: should I follow you home?. LOLADE: to do what? ME: to meet my inlaws off cos LOLADE: ***laughs*** honestly, you are so funny and fun to be with. I so much enjoyed your company. ME: thanks dear LOLADE: by the way, what's your name? ME: onihaxy LOLADE: so let me call you uncle onihaxy. ME: no, call me by my name. LOLADE: no, I can't, how do you want people at work to see it?. That's bad. ME: na you sabi LOLADE: come and see me off abeg. I walked along with her till we reach the door, she was about to open the door when I pulled her back, I held her hand with one hand and held her waist wit the other, I stared straight into her eyes and she did the same, our heads began to get close until my lips located hers. My eyes was closed immediately as we began to kiss. I was expecting a resistance but none came. Instead, I felt a hand on my neck as she held my head and sucked my lips as she gave me the kiss of life. To be conti

Onihaxy, na woah for dis ur Love abi lust.

Once bitten twice shy for onihaxy

Guy na wa 4 u o

Our people say "somtyn must kill a man". Onihaxy, women wil kil u soonest

Onihaxy na guru wen it cum to sumtin lyk diz but snake na him oga

U better be careful make toto no kill u

Episode 13 Our lips were still locked for 2 minutes and still counting and yet, there was no resistance coming from lolade. My dick was gradually getting erected and almost hitting lolade on the laps so I had to stylishly dip my hands inside my trouser, pulled up my dick and hanged it beneath my belt. Then I took the courage to step up my game by removing my second hand from her head and dropping it to her neck gradually, the kiss was getting more romantic and passionate and I lowered my left hand from her neck down to her cleavage, I traced the middle of her bosoms down to the lower part of her bosoms on her cloth and I pressed the left bosom, lolade gave out a soft moan and jerked her head upwards, I stopped for few seconds and expecting a resistance and there was none. I decided to take a step further and squeeze the left bosom and the moans was becoming spontaneous. I decided to switch bosom at intervals from left to the right and back to the left while her cloth was still on. I was confused on where next to switch to. "Should I dip my hands into her gown from the top of her cleavage? Of should I take my hand down to the bottom of her gown and pull it up?", my brain permutated the two options within 3 seconds and my instinct told me to go down and start from below. I followed my instinct and took my hand straight downward and started tickling her laps, I continued tickling and moving my hands upwards gradually, I was about few centimetres from her pants when she dropped her hand to hold my hand. I was somehow shocked but I didn't show it. She removed her mouth from mine and said "stop it", its ok, let me be going. ME: ok dear, I'm sorry LOLADE: ***opened the door **its okay, no problem, you sha succeeded in kissing me. Its somehow strange sha. ME: **smiled as I closed the door from outside*** strange as how? LOLADE: ***chuckle** I have never hugged any guy on a first date, let alone kissing. How did you really do it? ME: ***stopped at the main entrance of our compound and held her two hands****, its simply the power of love. LOLADE: I don't understand ME: its just the chemistry of the heart you know. When your heart meets someone it chose to love. The chemistry just react naturally without laws. LOLADE: **laughs*** you are so funny, what course did you studied at school? ME: chemistry. Why did you ask? LOLADE: I thought as much, ME: how? LOLADE: with the way you were talking about chemistry and reactions. ME: ****laughed******* LOLADE: ****laughed too**** ME: ****** stared into her eyes once more***** my lolybabe. LOLADE: what is that? ME: please, give me a yes answer so that my mind would be at rest. LOLADE: ***placed her hand on my chest*****, Mr loverboy, calm down and give me time to think over it ME: **smiled***. Ok. I waved at bike passing by and it stopped. I slipped 1k into lolade's hands and she smiled and said "thank you". I returned inside and the bottom side of my tummy began to pain me seriously. To be continued

Onihaxy d playboy.

I still dey observe una lyk seriously naa.. 4 ur mind now u go dey happy say u Don achieve smtin wen na grt loss, upon dat u cum pay 1k for notin.. U dey OYO o badt niggy.. Nxt plssssss

:)

Hehehe, wetin dey pain u

Onihaxy e be lyk say na bimpe send her o

You wan lose your pride just for a pussy.... Chai...

How e no go pain u when u hang u hard disk for belt

hmmmmmm

Chei na toto go kill u

Episode 14. It was monday morning. I woke up very early as usual to prepare breakfast, had my bath and prepared for work. As my manager wasn't around, I took enough time to do some tidings and was eventually late to work as a result. I got to work by 8:30am, I met the factory workers and the packaging boys at the production room. I waved at them as I passed by with my folder in my hand and one of the boys said "oga, e be like say you get visitor oooo". "Really?, who is the person? And where is he?" I replied the boy, and he said "oga, na lady ooo, she don sit down for your table". I replied "ok, thank you. I wasn't sure who the visitor was until I walked to the table and met my lovely lolade sitted at the visitors seat infront of my table. LOLADE: **smiled*** good morning sir! ME: **smiled too** my wife, good morning. LOLADE: ha sir!. Your wife kee?, you want to put me into trouble sir ME:*** pats her shoulder as I walked down to my seat*** which trouble dear? LOLADE: you know I'm just new here sir "e ma je ki won so mi lenu oooo" I don't want to be implicated. ME: you are funny dear. LOLADE: **smiled** ME: yes!!!, Manager called me this morning that he won't be around today and tomorrow, so he told me to tell you that you should wait till wednesday when he would arrive so that you can obtain your guarantor and referee's form and also process your ID card. LOLADE: ok sir. ME: alrite, I will give you a 60leaves note now. And I will attach you to the driver whom you will be working with. You are expected to make a record of all daily sales inside the note and indicate the dates everyday. The note will contain the number of packs loaded before leaving every morning, number of sales, credit purchase from customers, and number of packs returned in the evening if you couldn't sell all. LOLADE: ** stared at me in silence*** ME: ***raised up my head and noticed her*** ololade, what is the problem?, why are you silent? LOLADE: sir!, I don't understand any of your explanations, I don't know how to go about it. ME: haaaa!!!, so if my manager was to be the one telling you all these, you would tell him that you have no idea?, and you would inturn implicated me for telling him that you had pure water sales experience?. LOLADE: **faced down and sad*** I'm sorry sir. ME: **stood up from my seat and walked to meet her and placed my hand on her back*** its ok my dear, you don't have to be sad. I understand that you don't have any experience, that's why I gave you the cv over the weekend to study it through. LOLADE: I did sir, ME: ok dear, its ok, my manager's absence is really a blessing in disguise. I will seize the opportunity of his two days Absence to train you on so many things, so that you won't Bleep up and disappoint me when he returns LOLADE: ok sir. ME: it means you will have to wait for few minutes after closing so that I can have chance to put you through the steps and procedures. LOLADE: ok sir. I drew a table chart inside the note and explain few things to her about it. I told her to always report to me at the end of the day for assessment and accounting. She left and I was looking at her swinging Bottom through her small pant skirt. I attached her to the new driver, I told one of the other sales rep to go with them so as to introduce them to the new market and they drove off after packing packs of water into the new van. "Chaii, onihaxy, you get sense ooo" "See as you tell her to wait after closing and she gree". After their departure. I told all the factory boys to go home at exactly 5pm to rest for the day instead of the regular 6pm. They were so happy and joyous. I told the other sales reps that they should all return before 5pm so as to attend to them on time because I must leave by 5pm. They were also happy because they would be leaving an hour earlier. It was 5pm in the evening, the boys had closed for the day as instructed earlier, I went through the records of the other 4 sales representatives and collect money from them and I was through by 5:20pm and they left. At 5:45pm, lolade arrived with the new driver and the person I sent to assist them. I dismissed the driver and the other lady immediately and I told lolade to wait behind for me to go through her sales records. When I noticed that others had left, I took the spare key of my manager's office and I told lolade to come inside with so that I can go through a sales for the day and also train her on what she needs to know, she nodded and smiled at me as we both walked inside the office and I locked the door from inside. To be continued

Mr onihaxy God go save u o

Haa! Onihaxy abeg no bleep dis gal inside manager office dis 1 wey u look door from inside.

Uhmmm sumtin wan shele

Hahahaha Man are not careful until they bought White car and white shirts .....My man be very careful and watch your steps

Anonther bleeping session for Onihaxy. Always creating nd utilizing his opportunities

Observing tinx on point fa.. Lolzzz, nxt plssssss

Waitin

Hehe

onihaxy u re already a dead meat.

Uhmmm.. But seriouzly is dis hw easy it is 2 get a lady 2 av sex with u??? Or becos it's a story? Na wa oooo some ladies jez dey make me wonder..... D power of pussy......

Is this lust or love... Well they say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.

I jst dey observe

Episode 15 LOLADE: ** looked around the office**I guess this is the manager's office?. ME: not really, we both use the office. But since he used to have visitors and he needed privacy most times, so we decided to have another table and chairs outside. So I use the outside table most times when he needs privacy. LOLADE:** still looking around***how come you still share office when you have your own table outside? ME: because I'm his P.A, and also the secretary/Accountant of the company at the same time. LOLADE: waoooh, so you are handling 3 positions at a time, that is very nice sir, it means your take home must be very huge niyen ooooo **smiles** ME: *smiled too** "oloshi, see as this girl dey reason my salary sha, na another maga venture this one go be oooooo", if you say so dear. LOLADE: **smiled and nodded** that's nice ME: bring your chair closer to me here so that we can start the tutorials and seminar LOLADE: **smiled as she lifted the chair and moved it to my side** yes sir. ME: so where is the notebook I gave you? LOLADE: here is it sir. I spent the first 15 minutes going through the sales book, vetting and correcting some errors, I spent another 30 minutes explaining things about our company and how to handle things to lolade, and how she would defend her experiences when manager arrives. I was touching her hand, pushing myself on her and staring at her at intervals. When we were through with the seminar, I turned my chair and faced her, stared at her, held her hand and let out a smile. ME: ololade mi, please save me, I'm dieing please. LOLADE: sir?, dieing kee?! How? ME: its about you. I have been having sleepless night since the day I met you. I hardly spend 10 minutes without thinking of you my love, you have fill my heart with lots of love and I'm fully drowned into the pool of your love. LOLADE: hmmmm, men!!!!, they can make mouth and lie ehhnnn!!! ME: **held her second hand and moved closer*** ololade mi. Believe me my dear, I'm not lieing. Infact, I have never fallen in love like this before. Your love is making me going insane. Please don't let me run mad please. LOLADE: ok, I heard you. So how do I help you?. ME: please, just give me a yes, give me a space in your heart, let me be your man, and I promised to love you for the rest of my life, I so love you, you are the air I breath, you are my vision............"Campaigning continues" LOLADE: ** quiet for a while*** ME: my love, please talk, I'm scared by your silence LOLADE: hope you won't disappoint me? ME: I swear I won't, lolade, in the valley of decision, you will forever remain my only choice. ............."Continued to campaign" LOLADE: **silent again for a while*** ok, I heard you. ME: **smiled** is that a yes?. LOLADE: ** shyness smile** something like that. I was so happy on what I just heard from lolade. "Chai onihaxy, you don catch new pusssy". Lolade looked at her watch and it was past 7pm. She stood up and told me she would be leaving. I stood up also, pushed the chairs to one side and held her hand as I pulled her back towards me. We stared at each other's eyeball and our heads were moving closer again till our lips found each other and we kissed passionately. No resistance again and the kiss was super romantic than the previous one, "chai, lolade was so good at kissing", she was sucking my upper lips and lower lips simultaneously and also pulling and turning my tongue with hers. During the kiss, I moved around and made her back to face the table. I pushed her back a little bit and made her sit on the table while I was standing and facing her. My hands was moving downwards from her head down to her neck then to her cleavage. "Chaii, lolade was putting on a shirt that has about 6 buttons and a short skirt, how do I go about this buttons?" I thought for a while, I took the courage and stylishly unhook the first button, I was expecting a resistance but I got none, instead, the kiss was getting more intense, I proceeded to the second button, to the 3rd, 4th till I unhooked the last one to unveil her bra . Omo see oranges!!!, my joystick erected more and more as I was drowning in sexual fantasy. I moved up my right hand and placed it on her bra and dipped my hand inside it to locate her Tip. I tickled it and squeeze at the same time and lolade was moaning louder, "hmmmmmm, oooouhhh, hmmmmmm, sirrrr!!!!, oga!!!!! Its ok sir!!!!!!!!". I moved my mouth away from her mouth, licked her down to her neck and finally passed through her cleavage and arrived on her Tips. I placed my tongue on the left Tips as I placed my hand on the right one. I was sucking the left and squeezing/ teasing the right Tip. I looked up and saw that lolade was already lost. I took the courage and removed my hand from her right bosom and placed it on her skirt. I was switching bosoms and finding my way to her laps at the same time. Atlast, my hand found the laps and I was tickling and moving my hand upwards. When I got to about few centimetres from her pants, I stopped with the hope that I would encounter resistance, and behold, none came. I moved my hand upward till I got to the underneath of her pant, behold, lolade was seriously wet and dripping, I played with her pants for few seconds, tickling and teasing the punny via the pant before pushing the underneath of the pant to one side with my finger and my finger finally landed on the main punany. I began to manipulate her with my right hand and un- hooking my belt with my left hand as my mouth returned to her lips to resumed kissing which she fully welcomed. To be continued

Onihaxy, ur sack is already in offing. U think oda staff will not notice n report u to ur oga. An dis time around, Shege will nt help u.

I hope deir is no hidden camera in d office.

i dnt blame u sha, u only taking ur chance which i lyk,buh at d same time,u ar digging ur grave

hmm... Emi ole beru rara

Ur Doomed man.. It's lyk ur forefathers curse don roll enter on top ur head fa.. Mtchewwwwwwww

;( i dey cry for onihaxy coz by d tym all diz lady want to revenge chaiii bimpe own still dey hot ooo

@Tennie..Pussy no get power but d tin dey sweeeeeet shaa....it is one of the best place for a dick to b...... Bt Onihax u bad ooh ...Omo see Oranges.....loooolz

Episode 16 I was manipulation her Kitty-Cat with one hand and pulling off my belt with the other hand. I had difficulty in removing my belt due to lolade's body closeness to mine in position and I don't want her to recover from her heaven trip so as not to spoil the show. To save time, I ignored the belt and simply loosed my zip, I loosed the button on the boxer and brought out my fully erected dick. While I was doing all this underneath, I never let lolade realized it so that she won't be discouraged or disappointed. I moved up my right hand and continued to squeeze her bosoms and handling her Tips and also kissing her so as to add more to her heavenly trip. I continued manipulation her Kitty-Cat and also bringing my dick closer to her punany at the same time, I more I finger, the closer the dick. I was able to hold my dick with my left hand and also finger her kitten with the same finger on the left hand. " Chaii, I don reach the gate of lolade's kitten oooo, and I no get condom ?, wetin I go do oooooo" " Should I ignore the Bleep and zip up?" "But onihaxy!!, na serious fucck up e go be oo". "See as field open and you no gree play match" " Should I risk hIV and STDs?" " What if I impregnate her?". Innocent citizen thoughts began to fill my mind and I felt like pulling off, I felt guilty and I realized that its too early to nack this innocent girl, but the demon of konji suddenly whisper to me heart, " onihaxy!!!, e be like say you dey craze?" "Abi you dey mad ni?" "Things wey some guy dey pay before dem get, you see free one and you no use am?" " You wan suffer this erected dick for nothing?" " Abi you no see Kitty-Cat gate wey open wide like this without any gateman?" " Se this girl look like person wey get HIV for your eyes?" " You no fit give her money to buy postinor 2 if you dey fear pregnancy?" " And for your information, you might not get to see another opportunity if you let this open gate pass you by". Chaii, Konji na Bastard, no time abeg, I obeyed konji's cousel and I immediately caught her unaware as I plugged my extension inside lolade's socket and she let out a soft moan as she place her 2 hands on the back of the table and she raised up her head and drew closer to me as I was plugging and removing my extension from her socket in a soft mode. To be continued

Too short

Chai onihaxy dia is God o

Takin' advantage of an innocent girl in the office, thats bad... Hidden camera in the office, you're finished.... You lost your pride just because of a pussy.... Hmmm.... Despite the fact that she has respect for you now its all gone..

Them go stil cut dis ur konji 4 u

@wind vry true, d boys is not only crazy but sick in d head bleeping an innocent gal (dats if she is) in oga's office.. Dats so bad, God help him ders hidden camera in der, him own don finish b dat naa.. Imagine dx Maga o, mtchewwwwwwww SMH

@wind vry true, d boy is not only crazy but sick in d head bleeping an innocent gal (dats if she is) in oga's office.. Dats so bad, God help him ders hidden camera in der, him own don finish b dat naa.. Imagine dx Maga o, mtchewwwwwwww SMH

Onihaxy u don dey sick 4 head na dat honeypot go kill u

Ooo my man you didn't try at all ....are u a dog...not any place but ur boss office hmmmmm....for your information u jxt download virus from the system due to what u did to your boss ....Obedience is the best kay to success .....You better THINK before making any move....#Kobby_Bontai ......am done

Episode 17 I held her laps, raised them up and I was pumping in and out of lolade's Kitty-Cat and she was moaning at various tunes. She would remove her hands from the table and use it to hold my neck and after a moment, she would return the hand to the table again, she drew closer to the edge of the table and gave the chance of deeper penetration. The Kitty-Cat hole wasn't as tight as expected because I felt her punany should be tighter at her age. We bleeped for about 5 minutes and I cummed inside her because I don't want to stain my oga's rug with sperm and tissue paper wasn't in the office. After the Bleep, I was breathing and sweating heavily. I dropped her laps, returned my dick to my trouser and zipped up, I went to the other side of the office to put on the fan, and before I returned, lolade was looking downwards and appeared sobber. ME: ***drew close to her and cuddled her*** my dear, why are you sad? LOLADE: **silent*** ME: **scared**** my dear, please look at my face, look into my eyes lolade LOLADE: **still silent*** ME: **abi I don contact disease ni?*** my love, I don't like this mood, please talk to me. LOLADE: ***speaking silently** its about you. ME: **scared** me? LOLADE: yes. ME: chai!!!!, temi bami. LOLADE: why did you do this to me on first relationship date ***sobbing*** ME: ***see oloshi, so you no know say na day 1 when you open laps and you dey moan**** I'm so sorry about that my dear. I love you so much and the strong feelings I have for you couldn't let me resist you. LOLADE: now that you have seen what you are looking for in me, your love for me will reduce abi? ME: not at all dear, it just increased, I now love you more than I have ever do **yinmu** LOLADE: Are you sure? ME: came closer and held her in my arms** yes my love. I'm very sure. LOLAdE: did you release inside me? ME: **shocked*** no I didn't . Why did you ask? LOLADE: because I don't want to get pregnant ME: **still scared but didn't show it** lol, you aren't young for it now. 18 and above is regarded as an adult in nigeria. LOLADE: *smiled a little** sir, my family will disown me. Is it me that couldn't afford common jamb form that should get pregnant?. ME: just kidding anyways. LOLADE: better ME: hmmmmmmmm, maybe you should take drugs to be on the safer side LOLADE: **raised eyebrow** what drug? ME: ** stammering*** ehmmmmm, something like postinor LOLADE: lailai, over my dead body, I'm not taking any drugs ME: "chaiiii, Mogbe!!!!" Why dear? LOLADE: sebi you said you didn't release inside me? ME: yes dear LOLADE: so I don't need any drugs that would harm me ME: harm you as how? LOLADE: I heard it used to have a side effect and may also affect the womb from getting pregnant in the future ME: all those stories are pure lies. LOLADE: so you have been prescribing postinors for the ladies you slept with? ME: no, you are the first girl in my life that I will say it to. LOLADE: how come you knew its name and how come you knew it has no side effect? ME: remember I told you I studied chemistry at school? So I'm automatically a chemist. Drugs and there effects was part of the courses I studied at undergraduate level. LOLADE: hmmmmmm, chemist or no chemist, I'm not taking any drugs. Simple. Me: its ok then. LOLADE: please I need to go home now, its getting dark and my family would be angry. ME: alright. But I'm somehow thirsty, I want to get a bottle of soft drink outside, do you care for one too? LOLADE: no problem, but be fast please. ME: **hmmmm, this girl don remove "sir" from my name, I don sell my respect oooo*** ok, I would be back. As I was walking out of the compound, several thoughts were running through my mind. " Chaii onihaxy!!!, u don impregnate someone" " Why did I Bleep in the first place without condom sef?" "If I had known, I wouldn't have bleeped ooo" " This girl isn't ready to take any drugs now, what do I do oooooo?" I thought and thought and couldn't figure out any idea. Then I decided to call my friend on phone. Me: hello segun SEGE: how you dey oko bimpe? ME: I'm not fine segun, wahala don sele oooo SEGE: wahala kee?, have you been sacked? ME: no ooo, na one girl wey I just met SEGE: wetin do her? ME: we bleeped without condom and I mistakenly pour inside. I told her to take drugs and she refused. SEGE: onihaxy!!!, what is your problem?, you haven't settled your issues with bimpe, and you are here starting a fresh trouble again, how on earth will you Bleep a new girl without condom?, what if she has sTDs of hiV?. ME: sege, the deed has been done, its solution that I want. please help me. SEGE: your wahala too much. Just that there is no way I could abandon you ni. ME: thanks my guy, so what do I do? SEGE: try and convince her to take the drugs. ME: I can't, I told her earlier that I didn't release inside of her. SEGE: ok, what are you doing now?. Me: I'm outside to buy lacasera for both of us. SEGE: ok, is there a chemist around there? ME: yes. SEGE: ok, don't buy lacasera for her, buy viju milk or Cway milk. Then go to the chemist and buy postionor 2. Ground it to powder and pour it inside the vuju milk or Cway milk and mixed them thoroughly. ME: hmmmmm. Sege!!!!! SEGE: don't hail me jor, just be careful next time. ME: thanks. Why did you say I shouldn't use lacasera? SEGE: lacasera has a transparent bottle and also the liquid isn't white, so if you mix the drugs with it, it would show clearly that the drink is impure. But viju and cway milk is white, and also, the bottle isn't transparent and the drug is also white, So if mixed properly, she won't find out. ME: that's my guy, I will call you back *hanged up** I crossed to the other side and told the chemist to give me a cway milk and a lacasera with 2 dose of postinor. "Na overdose dey work pass for naija" I paid him and took the drinks away. On getting to the entrance of our compound, I ground the drug into powder with the plastic of lacasera, I opened the Cway milk and poured it inside. I mixed it together and I covered it. I entered into my manger's office and I met the table well arranged and lolade was sitting on the chair. I pretend to open the cover of the cway bottle and gave it to her as I was sipping my lacasera. She took a little of the milk juice and said she was leaving. ME: **leave kee?, ** lolade, I want to give the empty bottles of these drinks to the kunnu seller that usually stay at the entrance of the gate. LOLADE: what for? ME: she saw me passing with the drinks and she begged me to give her the empty bottles and I promised to bring it while going home. LOLADE: so? ME: finish the drink so that I can give it to her as we are going. Lolade finished the drink in my presence and my mind was settled. I closed for the day and we both walked out of the gate with the empty bottles on my hand. When we reached the outside of the gate. I said "huuuh, this woman had left sha, let me drop it on the ground for her, she would pick it up tomorrow". I gave her 500naira for transport while I took a bike to my house. .To be continued

Onihaxy will never change. Always taking maximum risk

Onihaxy i dey pity ur lyf

onihaxy...sef, try nd b shrp lyk segun ni

Stupid Onihaxy dat thinks with his p***k. Dat Lolade kitty cat go finish u. Don't run when it start.

You sold your pride just for a kitty cat now you complain she aint using 'sir' again... Why would she???

U neva c anything n u said ur mind is settled. Just watch n c.

Hmm... I can imagine wat wuld av bcom of u if there is no Segun... interestin sha.

So wat d hell happen next huh.. Lolzzzz

Dis guy na idiot veri soon na goat u go dey bleep mtcheew

Chai Onihaxy u bad ooo

I pity u ooo

Begining of doom

Episode 18 I got home that evening and began to thank my stars for the narrow escape. I vowed never to Bleep lolade flesh to flesh again, I dipped my hand to the underneath of my bed, I took out the pack of condom and took one out of it, I dropped it codedly insde my wallet incase of another emergency day. I took to my phone and decided to appreciate my nigga segun on whatsapp for saving me once again. ME: hi sege, SEGE: how far? ME: I dey my guy, thanks for the other time SEGE: you no well, why you go dey Bleep person without condom?, e be like say you no dey fear for your life. What if the babe na mammy water or ogbanje or HIV/ STD patient? ME: so if I used condom, ogbanje no go catch me? SEGE: yes na. Na sperm be their mode of operation, if dem wan use you, tap from your destiny, catch you or harm you, na your sperm wey dem swallow during BJ and the one wey them receive through punany them dey use. ME: hmmmmmmm SEGE: yes na. No matter how powerful the witch or mammy water reach, if your sperm no pass through their body, dem no fit do anything. ME: sege!!!!!!! SEGE: my guy, I dey tell you, that's why I no dey cum for girl mouth in BJ and I no dey Bleep without condom. Them never tap my destiny sef, I never buy range rover, what if dem come tap am, wetin go remain for me? ME: loooool, no be my fault my guy SEGE: whose fault then? Ehn??, even if you must Bleep person flesh to flesh, then it should be a mature girl who knows how to take care of her self without been told. Not someone you would be begging to take drugs. ME: ok my guy. SEGE: who is the lady sef? ME: na one of our new staffs SEGE: her name? ME: lolade SEGE: hmmmm, just be careful onihaxy, you know you are still burning under a trouble with Adebimpe, don't had more problems to your head my guy. ME: ok boss, thanks. SEGE: how about the mutual friends I told you to work on? ME: I sent her a "HI" message and she hadn't replied. SEGE: don't you know the person? ME: I swear I don't. SEGE: you see your life, una go dey pack people wey you no know for facebook. ME: hmmmmm SEGE: just be fast and work on it ME: ok, SEGE: has bimpe sent you another text since then? ME: not at all SEGE: ok, I sent her a file on facebook yesterday, I hope she opened it. ME: what's the file? SEGE: a virus infected file, if she opens it, her phone or gadget should be corrupted and infected within 72 hours. ME: sege!!!!!!! SEGE: so if that happens, she would have no choice than to format her device and that will give us a little hope that all those files would be formatted alongside, I just pray she hasn't backed them up in another drive. ME: I pray so too. SEGE: meanwhile, check out on this your new girl, find out who she is, look deep into her social network profiles, and also go through her phone. ME: why? SEGE: something tells me that she might be working with/for Bimpe. ME: hmmmmmm, you are right sha. I never thought of it. SEGE: you should. You know the type of wife you have, she is very dangerous, she might employ this new girl, who knows?. ME: thanks so much my guy. I will watchout. After the chat, I decided to think over all the things segun said. "Segun might be right ooooo" Every sunday afternoon, lolade would always visit me at home, sometimes when we close earlier on friday, we would always go home together to spend some time before she departs to her house, it has always been sessions of hot sex / romance but I never made that stewpid mistake of bleeping her without condom again. Six month into the new relationship, the love between lolade and I was waxing stronger. Despite the fact that we made it a lowkey relationship, almost half of the staffs were aware of our relationship due to some preferential treatment I do give her. I had tried to assess her facebook friendlist and couldn't find anything related to bimpe. I tried checking her phone but I couldn't get through because she uses a security password and she wouldn't tell me. But I just had this mindset that she has no connection with bimpe. 7th month into our relationship, something happened and I discovered something about lolade. To be continued

Ghen ghen ghen ghen, Onihaxy don enter wahala again.

Guess she's workin' for Adebimpe??

you don kill person pikin. over dose na you give her drink..

You discover she has a child...

Segun is still d man to work tinx for u onihaxy without segun u re finish

Hmmmm something happened u say..? Wow..!!! Dats so despicable u knw.. Am still observing sha nxt plssssss

Original Gobe Again.

Episode 19 7th month into our relationship, I was at my house on a sunday evening and lolade visited me as usual, she sat down on the bed with me and we began to gist on random matters, moments later, she lied on her back and placed her head on my laps as I sat on the bed and resting against the wall. She was reading a novel while I was playing a game on my phone. 10minutes into the game, my eye glanced at lolade's cleavage and I lost interest in the game, I switched over to tickling and romancing her till my hand find its way into her bosom. I was playing with the tip and lolade was moaning gradually with the novel still on her hand. As I tickled the Tips the more, her moans was increasing. She dropped her novel and reciprocated the romance as she bend my head downwards and kissed me. Moments later, we found ourselves Unclad in a 69 position. She lied ontop of me and I was under her. I was manipulation and licking her clits as she was giving me a wonderful BJ. In the process, I removed my condom underneath my bed. I pushed her forward, wore the condom and mount on her from the back. I held her a$$ together and introduced my extension into her sucked. She was moaning "ooooh, haaaauuuuuoooch, sir!!!!!!!!!" As as was pounding in and out of her punany in a hot dogggie style. I lasted for about 25minutes before I cummed and I noticed that she was so weak at the end of the process. She was about lieing down to rest when her phone rang and the ringing stopped 2 seconds later. "Ohhh, who is this person flashing me?" Lolade grumbled as she unlocked her phone to view the "missed caller". She dropped it there after and lied down unclad facing the wall as I lied behind her. I looked straight at the phone and I noticed that it was unlocked. "Hurrayyy!!!" Time for me to see lolade's hidden secret. I was cuddling her to a light sleep as I pressed a button on the phone to prevent it from locking. When I observed that she had partially slept off, I picked the phone to look at the call list, behold, I saw several call logs between her and my manager. "What could be between my girl and the manager?" I was curious and I decided to check the message folder. I saw Intimate message conversation between my manager and her. I couldn't believe my eyes as I scrolled down the more. I saw a text where my manager was hailing her for how sweet she was on bed. And I saw a sent message where she was appreciating my manager for giving her 10k "chaiiiii, no wonder that she was my manager's favourite of recent". I looked out for more messages and I discovered that lolade was also dating another undergraduate of EKSU. """Chaiiii, this girl don use my head fa!!". I wanted to confront her but I had a second thought of ignoring the situation and continued to Bleep her till. She gains admission. I dropped her phone and pretended as if nothing happened. She woke at around 5pm and she decided to leave and I saw her off to where she board a bike, I returned home and began to think of how to get a replacement ASAP. To be continued

Lol... I knew she was nt a small gel in d game of s*x coz wen onihaxy bleep her he discover dat her punany is not tight as he tink it wuld be and she's good @ kissing......

Well, ain't gonna talk cos I still dey OBS.

So Lolade dey service 3 dickson. Hmmm wahala dey ooh.

lolz @segunprospa..na true talk my guy

Animal, na toto go kill u

Seven months! Wetin bimpe dey do within dat seven months?

Trust no one the devil was once an angel.

Dis one bad o

Always unlucky pele ti e

Episode 20 Another 9 months later, lolade had gotten admission into delta state university and resigned from work. At first, it was difficult for me to cope without her around me due to the fact that I couldn't get my regular sunday- sunday free punany to Bleep again, but along the line, I started thinking of a replacement. I was coming to work one morning when I overheard one of our factory workers discussing with his friend on how he met a girl through badoo. Instantly, I remembered I once had an account with badoo which I never used for over a year. I got to my table that day and logged on to my badoo on my phone, I checked out some girls who are closer to me. I drafted a short romantic introductory sermon and did copy and paste to about 15 of them introducing myself and telling them to reply me with their BBM pins for a better communication. When I got home in the evening, I checked on my account and saw a message from a girl named "Betty". She replied my mail with her bbm pin and I added her up asap. I checked out her pictures and they were fine and ok, she has an average height, fair in complexion, she has a little big butts with an average size oranges. We got talking along the line and she told me she is 26, based in lagos and came to vist her Grandma in Ado ekiti. Within a 2 weeks, we became friends and we had started talking on phone and exchanging text messages. I found her so caring and loving. She would always call me like thrice a day and she would always engage me in chats. I so much like betty and I never had any lustful thoughts towards her. I told her to visit me at home but she refused. I tried persuading her but betty won't just agree to visit. When I saw that it wasn't working, I told her to visit me at my work place and she refused also. She said we can only meet at an eatery. "Which kind rubbish be this na ". I wanted to back out because other girls had also been responding to me from badoo. I don't want a commitment relationship, all I want is just a Bleep-mate. But as days went by, I found myself falling inlove with betty. I was so much inlove with her that I wasn't having the courage to ask her out so as not to ruin our friendship. At last, we both agreed to meet at one eatery in Ado ekiti on a saturday afternoon. On that fateful saturday, I had my bath, freshen up, put on a nice wear and proceed to the eatery. As my custom, anytime I wanted to meet any lady in a eatery, I always get there first before the lady so as to look through the glass to observe if she is coming alone or coming with hungry friends, and the moment I observed that she had friends tagged with her, I simply use the exit door so as not to embarass myself when I couldn't foot bills. I got to the eatery at 12 noon and gave her a call and she told me that she was on her way, I found an empty seat close to the glass and I was observing from the glass to see her when she is coming. I looked and looked for over 40minutes and I couldn't see her. I called her phone again and she wasn't picking up. "Haaaa!!!, abi this girl don disappoint me ni?". After several minutes of hopeless waiting. I went to the table and I ordered for a pie with a can of coke, I returned to my table and I was watching music videos been played on sound city and eating the pie little by little so as to sustain me till her arrival and beyond. I was so much carried away by the music videos and I forgot that I was waiting for someone. About 5 minutes later, I saw a lady walking into the eatery, she looked so much like betty and I was convinced that she was the one and I waved at her. She saw me and she came to my side and sat down infront of me. Betty wasn't flashy. She wore a simple ankara gown, no heavy makeup and her hair was packed to the back and not plaited. "Chaiii, this girl na one hungry girl oooo, she no even dey sophisticated" I thought as I was smiling and staring at her. ME: my dearest betty, I set my eyes on you atlast. BETTY: hmmmm, same here. ME: **stretched forward** so, what do you care for? **** heart beating faster make she no demand for 5 plates of chicken**** BETTY: a bottle water and probably a pie is ok. ME: **this babe dey form for me abi?, me sef go form Porsche**, no dear, you can't take that, let me get you a plate of rice and soft drinks. BETTY: no, I'm purging so I don't take soft drinks, and I just finished eating rice with grandma at home, so my tommy is filled up already. ME: ***hmm, thank God, atleast, my money is saved** Are you sure you are ok with that?, or you think I won't be able to foot bills **smiled*** BETTY: ***laughed*** you are so funny onihaxy. So you mean you have money to foot bills? ME: **laughed** yes na BETTY: don't worry then, I will get a take away for myself, grandma, and my little sisters at home when I'm leaving here. ME: ***chaiiii, I don die today, onihaxy!!, see how your mouth pushed you inside trouble****** To be continued

U will use ur shoes to pay for her take away cos she will take for granny, sis, broda, cousin, mum, dad, friends and even their hungry dog. Lolss.

lol

lmao,i no fit laugh abeg,ur own don pass banji

u see ooo ....nobody push u ooo ..guys of nowadays talk papa..

Onihaxy gan self chaiiiii u don enter am

Lolz

Episode 21 ***sweating inside AC** I stood up to place a order for Betty. I got to the counter and opened my wallet to pay for what I bought. I realized I had just 1,500naira left with me. I returned back to my table with a forced smile pretending to be ok, but deep down inside me, I wasn't ok. BETTY: **smiled** thanks for the meal ME: **smile by force** you are welcome. BETTY: **eating** so, tell me about your occupation. ME: **lost in thoughts** you mean me? BETTY: yes na. ME: ehmmm, I work as a secretary and also a P.A to the manager of a pure water company. BETTY: that's nice. ME: ***eating my remaining pie with force*** you are welcome. BETTY: so, how is your girlfriend?, tell me about her ME: me?, girlfriend? BETTY: yes. You look uncomfortable, hope no problem? ME: not at all, I was just wondering if I locked my room door properly this morning when leaving. BETTY: eeyah. Sorry oo, so answer my question ME: I don't have any girlfriend at the moment. BETTY: hmmmm, what happen to the previous one you had? ME: she left me for a rich guy, so I have decided to work hard and make money before going into another relationship. BETTY: eeyah, sorry about that. ME: you are welcome. BETTY: so when will you have enough money for another relationship? ME: hopefully soon. BETTY: **smiled*** so what makes you think the next girl won't dump you for another richer dude?. ME: that's one of my greatest fear BeTTY: you are so funny onihaxy. ME: thanks oooooo. So what about you?, how about your guy?. BETTY: hmmmmmmm, he is fine. ME: why hmmmmm?. I sensed something fishy BETTY: well, its a story for another day. Where do you say you are living? ME: not too far from here. BETTY: maybe I would try to visit you before I return to lag. ME: waoooh, I will be happy. When are you travelling? BETTY: ending of this month ME: that's 3 weeks from now. BETTY: yeah. ME: **smiled** so tell me more about you. BETTY: hmmm, ask me what you want to know about me ME: you told me you graduated last year. So do you work? BETTY: hmmmmm, not really. ME: I don't understand BETTY: I'm managing somewhere and still job hunting. Will you help me with a job? ***smiled*** ME: here in ado or lagos? BETTY: me?, Ado for where?, this your local village? ME: for where?. Na state capital ooooo " BETTY: hmmmm, if not for my grandma who refused to come to lag, will I ever step into this village?. ME: hmmmmm BETTY: you have a nice look, feminine face and nice lips. Keep it up ME: hmmmmmm. Teasing me abi? BETTY: not at all ME: you aren't looking bad as well. You are even prettier in real life than in pictures BETTY: **laughs*** We continued to gist, make jokes and chat on random topics for the next 25 minutes. BETTY: I would soon be going, I told grandma I won't stay long. ME: **heart beat faster and shocked*** eeyah. So till when? BETTY: we would talk on phone now ME: ***chaii, how will I pay for the take aways oooo*** ok dear. BETTY: let me get the take away, **stood up and walked to the counter and I followed*** She approached the table and ordered for 3 take-aways of rice. The cashier told us that it was 3k. "Chai, wetin I go do oooooo?". I smiled and dipped my hand in my back pocket to remove my wallet. I flipped through it and counted the money. "Oops, the cash on me isn't enough". I brought out my ATM card and told the cashier that I wanted to use POS. "What is POS?" The cashier asked. " Point of sales machine" I replied. The cashier replied "We don't have that here. If you want to use ATM, walk down to the 3rd junction and branch inside, you would see an ATM to use there". Betty was just smiling at me as she stood still there looking at the drama between the cashier and I. She dipped her hand inside her purse and paid the cashier. I looked at her and I was dumb. I felt so embarrassed and don't know what to utter. We walked out of the eatery and people were staring at us as we are walking out, "chaii, shame catch me but I just locked up" . I opened the door and we stood outside the eatery for a little chat. ME: I didn't check my wallet earlier sha. I didn't know that I don't have sufficient money in my wallet. Please follow me to the ATM and let me withdraw some money for you. BETTY: **smiled** don't worry onihaxy,I am not asking for a refund. ME: ***began to form again*** no now betty, I promised to buy the take aways for you earlier so let me pay for it. BETTY: ok, if you insist, then keep it till the next time we will meet, I will collect it then. ME: ok dear. So which one would take you home faster, a taxi or a bike?. BETTY: ****smiling and silent*** ME: hmmm, always smiling, ok, I think a bike would be better BETTY: ***smiling continued**** We hugged and I held her hand as we walked toward the main road. I stopped a bike and told the bike man to take betty to her destination. She just stood still for about 10seconds smiling before telling the bike man to go. I was baffled and I told her "don't you like the bike or you want to take a taxi?". She smiled and reply me, "not really, I don't need a bike". She held her nylon on one hand and her purse on the other hand. She walked about 5 feet from where we stood and walked towards a Honda EOD packed by the side of the road. She opened her purse and brought out a key, opened the door and entered. I stood still with my mouth wide open and speechless. She drove to the position where I was standing and she lowered the glass of the door. "Onihaxy, come inside, let me drop you off " "Don't worry dear, I wanted to visit a friend at the next street" I replied. She waved at me and drove off. I stood still there and it seems as if the ground should open and swallow me as I was watching the car moving away slowly. To be continued

u!ve biten more dan u cant chew, as a sharp guy u need to re~arange

Hahahahah. Guy man don fall mugu.

Hmmmn

Oloshi,

Hahaha c ur life

Laffin My Ass Out.. I Feel Yor Plight Bro.. One Hell Of a Situation I Hope Neva 2find my Self.. Jezzz! Dat Girl Is Really Matured Thou and Played it Real Cool

Imagine!! Hayayayaya... You beter delet her contacts with you...

Na you weh no want hungry girls....

Next episode now

Episode 22 I got home and was thinking of what happened previously. "But this girl doesn't look rich to me" "Or is she into aristo?" "Abi na runs girl?". "But she doesn't look like one" "Abi na borrowed car?" "But why does she had to oppress me with a car?". " Abi na grandma's car?" I was just asking myself a lot of rethorical questions as I sat down on my bed. I even got scared the more to ask her out. I couldn't recover from the shame and embarrassment. I called her to check on her and she thanked me for hosting her earlier. I felt like asking her questions about the car but I don't know how to go about it and I ignored. I then logged on to whatsapp to chat with my friend. ME: sege, how far? SEGE: I dey jaree my guy?. How far with the babe you go meet for eatery? ME: omo, drama happen ooooo. Come see as shame catch me. SEGE: gist me, she carry her friends come? ME: if na that one, sebi e for better. SEGE: wetin come happen? ME: when she arrived, she said she would take only bottle water and pie. SEGE: na nice girl be that. ME: and if you see her appearance, you go surprise SEGE: wetin do am?. ME: little make up, she no plait hair, na simple ankara dress she wear, and na cheap slippers dey her leg. SEGE: na all these hungry girls she go be . Abi wetin you think? ME: na wetin I first think be that ooo until drama happened. SEGE: wetin happen?. ME: she bought take- aways and paid for it. And when we went out of the eatery, I stopped a bike to take her home and she refused. SEGE: really?. Wetin come happen next? ME: she just open the doors of a EOD and she entered and drove off. SEGE: yeeeepa!!!, you stopped a bike and she refused and drove her own car? ME: yes na. SEGE: omo na serious shame be that ooo. ME: na super shame. See as shame catch me for that eatery today. SEGE: oboy you don hammer be that oooo. ME: hammer as how?. SEGE: she go dey spend for you ni. ME: we never start to date na. SEGE: but you tell me say you love her na? ME: I so much love her. I never love like that before. But shame they catch me to ask her out. SEGE: omo forget wetin don happen, just gather courage and do the needful. ME: I no get the mind, her level pass me, she fit rubbish me. SEGE: omo forget. Since you don meet her today and she no rubbish you, nothing fit happen. ME: fear and shame dey catch me to face her. SEGE: e simple na. If you no fit face her, toast her for BBM na. Sebi you know how you do bimpe and kemi? ME: you no well. SEGE: that reminds me, how about your wife?, e don dey close to 2 years now and I no hear anything from both of you. ME: na true oooo, me sef no hear anything from her. SEGE: maybe that virus wey I send to her don work be that. ME: I pray make e work oooo. SEGE: you don try to call her? ME: I don try am tire but the number no still dey receive call. SEGE: omo forget about her then and concentrate on this new girl. You must not loose her ooo. ME: what if she be runs girl? SEGE: wetin concern you even if na olosho. Just help am spend out of her money. ME: sege!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEGE: na so na. If person see opportunity, na to make use of it na. But first get to know her better and her source of money. She fit get one rich pale. Me: I go try jaree. On the following week, I keep chating with betty and on the second week. I made my intentions known to her but she told me she isn't interested in any relationship for now until she finishes her Msc programme. She told me her dad is out of the country and owns a business empire in Abuja with branches in lagos, portharcout and Enugu. She told me that her mother is late and she has a elder brother who got married about 2 and half years ago. She also told me that they her brother and her are the only children of their parents. We discussed a lot of things and we became more intimate. She saw me as a confidant and I saw her as one also. I keep disturbing her that I loved her and wanted her to be my girl and she keep giving me the same response. On the 26th of that month which was on friday. She told me that she would be returning to lagos on sunday so we agreed to meet on saturday at my house. I sent my address details to Betty and she arrived at my house on that saturday afternoon. I entertained her and we started chating. ME: betty, I'm going to miss you. BETTY: I will miss you more dear. ME: are you going on public transport?. BETTY: why should I go on public transport when I have my own small car. ME: **smiled** don't mind me jaree. I thought it belongs to grandma. BETTY: no, its mine, it was my graduation gift after finishing from the university with a 2.1. Me: waooooh, what a brilliant girl. BeTTY: don't mind me jaree. ME: please, I want to have your pictures on my phone so as to be looking at it whenever I miss you since I have been begging you to be my wife and you refused. BETTY: haa! Onihaxy now, I'm not saying I can't marry you, I only said I needed time for myself. ME: anyway, I won't loose hope nor give up until you become mine. BETTY: **smiled*** ME: let me have you phone, I want to send few of your pictures to my phone. BETTY: ***handed her phone over to me****, this is the phone. I was scrolling through the phone and saw 3 of my pictures which she saved from BBM, I smiled as I continued scrolling and viewing her picture till I saw the picture of her carrying a small baby. ME: ***called on her**** is this your baby? BETTY: **came closer**** no, its my elder brother's daughter. She is a year and 2 months old. ME: ***scrolling through and saw a man**** who is this? BETTY: that's my elder brother. Bro Henry ME: ok **continued scrolling until I saw a picture of her with a familiar face*** heeeee!!!, this face looks like someone I knew. Who is this? BETTY: that's the picture of my brother's wife and I. ME: your brother's wife? ******looked at the picture again and wiped my eyes to make sure I'm seeing clearly**** BETTY: yes. My brother's wife. ME: what's her name? BETTY: aunty Bimpe. ME: Bimpe!!, what's her occupation? BETTY: she is a nurse ME: haaaaaa!! BETTY: what happen?, did you know her? ME: ** silent for a while**** not really, its just a resemblance with someone I knew. To be continued

Bimpe out of ur miserable to a beta life. So play ur card well where Betty is.

U don kw r secret also be dat oo,so be wish up guy

Aunty bimpe don born pikin, dat is d reason why she leave u

Forget 'bout her she cant harm yo!

All is well o mr onihaxy

I can smell danger!!! You better leave her coz of dat bimpe will show u mhemhe!!!

Hahaha cnt stp laughin

if i b onihaxy i for don get heart attack but guy man must find way now dat he has a vital information...he must joon heads with sege to solve dis casala ...after all two headsare better than one

if i b onihaxy i for don get heart attack but guy man must find way now dat he has a vital information...he must join heads with sege to solve dis casala ...after all two heads are better than one

Uhmmm... I'm still here

Episode 23 I took to whatsapp to gist segun after betty's departure on saturday. ME: how far sege? SEGE: oko bimpe, how you dey? ME: you no well. I wan gist you jaree SEGE: ehn ehn!!!, I dey listen. ME: I have found bimpe SEGE: tell me its a joke ME: I'm serious SEGE: how?, where? When?. ME: you remember betty? SEGE: the girl you met at eatery? ME: yes SEGE: what happened to her?. ME: I found bimpe's picture on her phone. SEGE: that's serious. Are they related? ME: something like that. SEGE: What was her explanation? ME: she said bimpe is her brother's wife. SEGE: wife??, you mean bimpe is married? ME: yes. married with a kid who is 15months old. SEGE: are you serious onihaxy? ME: I'm serious jor. I even sent the picture to my phone. SEGE: send it to me and let me see ME: ok ****shared picture with segun*** SEGE: hehehehehehe, na true ooooo, she don change ooo, she don add weight sef. ME: abi oo. SEGE: but e pain me sha ME: say wetin? SEGE: say no be you marry her ni. See as dem snatch my friend's wife. ME: you no well SEGE: did you tell betty that you knew bimpe? ME: not at all, I told her its only a resemblance. SEGE: your head complete jaree.. But onihaxy, this is a battle line. ME: as how? SEGE: if bimpe finds out that you are relating with betty, she might use the girl against you and also use her to get back to you. Or probably poison her mind towards you. ME: hmmmmmmm. SEGE: and again, if bimpe finds out, she might think that you want to use betty to get back at her. ME: hmmmmmmm. SEGE: and if betty finds out that you and bimpe knew each other, she might want to dig up information about what transpired between both of you. And in the process, you might loose this new girl as a result of the revelation. ME: hmmmmmmm, you too get sense. So what do I do? SEGE: its now easy to get back at bimpe. But the issue is that. Are you ready to sacrifice this new girl? ME: which girl? SEGE: betty now ME how? SEGE: you can break bimpe's home by revealing the dirty secrets to betty which will further transfer to her brother but the good news is that, she will never marry you after finding out that you once slept with her brother's wife. ME: hmmmmmm. I'm not ready to loose betty ooo. Infact, she is my last girl standing. If she just gave me a "yes", na to marry straightaway. SEGE: and bimpe also can not really hit back at you via betty because she has her own marriage to save and protect also. ME: are you sure? SEGE: trust me, I see things that you can't see. ME: so what do we do next? SEGE: like I said earlier. This is a table tennis battle between you and bimpe while betty is the egg. It require a lot of wisdom. Just give me time to figure out what to do. ME: that's my nigga. Betty travelled back to lagos the following day and we continued chating and talking on phone until a week later when I got a call from a number which I picked. ME: hello CALLER: its bimpe ME: hee!!, bimpe, how are you? BIMPE: fine, I just want to tell you that I saw your pictures on betty's phone and she told me you guys met and have been talking. I just want to warn you. If you know what is good for you, just stay away from this girl completely and stay out of my family. Otherwise, I will make sure you see hell. ***hanged up*** "Chaii, which kind wahala be this again na?"" I returned to segun on whatsapp to update him on what bimpe told me and segun came up with a master plan. To be continued

Wetin b Bimpe problem again? Onihaxy, u v to play u game well before Bimpe go comot sleep for ur eye.

:D:D:D segun is just like my late frnd noah alwayz find solution to every problem never give up

Segee d master planer...i love ur way ooh

Segun U 2 Get Sense.I Lv Guys Lyk U

Some1 gat 2 teach diz bimpe a lesson o.. Habah! E never do her ni?

Please tell Betty about it and show da picture to her.. but make sure she loves you....it shows clear that Betty loves you.....please tell her from da start of ur relationship wit dat gal before she found it out

But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea... The plan is to blackmail her i guess.

Episode 24 Over to whatsapp between me and my guy. SEGE: you don't mean it!!, you mean bimpe called you to warn you?. ME: yes. SEGE: glory be to God almighty. ME: why that? SEGE: this is what I have been waiting for. ME: waiting for as how?. SEGE: it shows that she is weak and scared. Therefore, this is the right time to strike back at her. ME: are you sure? SEGE: yes. Trust me. But onihaxy. You just have to be confident and bold enough to carry out this task I want to give you. ME: you know I'm always bold na. SEGE: you dey craze. No be onihaxy wey I sabi?. You fit tremble and forget your name on seeing ordinary laps of a woman. ME: you dey craze. SEGE: na you and bimpe dey craze together. So as I was saying. You will pick your phone and call her. ME: what if it doesn't go through?. SEGE: did she use the same number she had been using to text you?. ME: No, SEGE: then trust me. The number will be reachable, for her to call and issue a warning, then she must be waiting for a reply. ME: so what do I tell her when I call her?. SEGE: tell her that if she wants you to loose betty, then she should be ready to loose her marriage. ME: just like that?. SEGE: wait jaree, I never finish. ME: ok sir. SEGE: tell her that you have the screen shot of all her sexcapades with sodiq back then in akure, also the screen shot of all your conversations including the threats, the blackmailing, how she had been demanding money from you, pictures of the nudes she sent, and so on. ME: but you knew that my phone was stolen na. And I couldn't access her facebook since the day she left akure. So I don't have any of these things. What if she ask for a proof?. SEGE: that's why I said you have to be confident and bold. Don't let fear appear in your speech or texts, or else, na fucck up be that. Say it as if you mean it. Try and be sharp na onihaxy. Me: ok, I will try. SEGE: if she ask for a proof, tell her that you have her husband's details, his name, phone number, email, social network accounts and house address. Tell her that if she needs a proof, you will document everything and forward it to her husband and also, copies would be sent to betty so that they can check it first. I can bet it with my fingernails, she would come down and even beg you for negotiation. ME: are you sure?. SEGE: trust me my guy. I began to rehearse on how to face bimpe over the phone. It took me 3 days to gather courage and boldness. I was at work on a friday and I intended to call bimpe when I get home in the evening. At 2pm, I got a chat message from betty. BETTY: hi dear ME: hi sweety. How are you today? BETTY: I'm fine. And you? ME: I'm good my love. BETTY: please I want to ask a question. ME: go ahead. BETTY: Are you really sure that you don't know my brother's wife? ME: who is that? BETTY: Aunty Bimpe ME: ****scared*** Not really. BETTY: then how?, ME: why did you ask?. BETTY: because when I got back to lagos. I was having a gist with her about my visitation to Ado and I showed her your picture telling her that I met you. I noticed she screamed exactly the same way you did when you saw her picture on my phone. ME: really?? BETTY: her mood and face changed instantly when she asked of your name and I told her that you are onihaxy. I noticed she felt somehow. ME: hmmmmm. BETTY: so please can you tell me the truth. Did you really know her?. ME: sweetheart. Did she tell you that she knows me. BETTY: she isn't willing to answer any question. That's why I'm asking you. If you truly love me as you claimed. Then don't put me in the dark. Can you please tell me what is going on between you guys. Or else, forget about me. ME: haa, betty, why na. BETTY: yes. I can't just build my hope and future on a guy who is secretive. Its either you tell me all I need to know or this union between us is over!!, ME: ****scared***** ok dear, can you please give me few moments. My boss is around. He must not catch me handling phone during work hours. I will get back to you when he is gone. BETTY: ok be fast. I'm waiting. "Chaiii, na which kind wahala be this sef..........." I excused myself from betty's chat and I called bimpe on phone. It rang 3 times without been picked. I dialled it the 4th time and it was picked up. ME: hello bimpe, its me onihaxy. please don't hang up on me. BIMPE: yes?, how can I help you?. ME: well, I don't need your help. I think You are the one who needs mine. BIMPE: **laughs** funny, me?, need your help?, what do you mean? ME: well, I just had a chat with betty just now and she demanded to know what transpired between us. BIMPE: **silent for about 5 seconds*** what did you tell her?. ME: I haven't disclosed anything yet, that's why I called you to know what you told her so as to replicate the same in order not contradict. BIMPE: *cool voice*** I didn't tell her anything. I only said your face looked familiar. ME: that's exactly what I told her when I first saw your picture on her phone. Maybe that's why she wanted to find out what was behind the familiarity BIMPE: ok. ME: so what should I tell her?. BIMPE: dismiss the chat and tell her we never met before, Period. ME: I tried it earlier and it seems not to be working. She gave a condition that its either I tell her or its over between us. BIMPE: then tell her we once lived in the same street and we had a quarrel. ME: what if she asked what led to the quarrel? BIMPE: then think of something to tell her. ME: ok. BIMPE: besides, I don't think its necessary to tell her anything. Just ignore her and let it be over between both of you. Period ME: that can never be possible bimpe. BIMPE: **voice changed** what do you mean?. Didn't I tell you to stay away from my family?. You are stepping on my nerves onihaxy. I can bet it with you that you will regret it if you don't back off. ME: bimpe calm down. Betty is the girl I want to marry, infact, she is my last girl standing. So you have to be involved in it and make our union possible. Or else, we will both loose out of this game. BIMPE: what do you mean? ME: if I loose betty, then be ready to loose your marriage. BIMPE: ***laughed***** what a nice threat Mr man, and how do you intended pushing me out of my matrimony sir?. ME: well, its simple. I have the screen shot of all your sexual conversations with sodiq back in akure, the screenshot of all our sexual conversations also, I have all the blackmail texts and messages you sent to me demanding for money in exchange of my credentials and nudes. I have copies of the nudes. BIMPE: and what do you intend doing with them?. ME: nothing much. I have your husband's home address, his email, his office address, his social network profile and his phone number. I will simply attach all this evidence and forward it directly to him so that he can know the type of girl he married. I will also send a copy to betty for her to see also. So my dear, we will both loose. If I loose betty, I will go to the extreme to make sure that you loose your marriage. BIMPE: ****silent***** ME: hello oooooooo. BIMPE: ***faint voice****onihaxy, what do you want? "Chai!!!!, it worked!!!!!" To be continued

beta 4 her as far as am concerned it's not onihaxy's fault,bimpe acted lyk a prostitute and she was treated lyk one.

Chaiii. U really hit Bimpe below d belt.

hmmmmmm no matter the distance travelled by a lie, one day the truth will meet up.

Yeah!!!!!.... Thank you Master Planner(Sege)......plz drop two epic today...

Yeah Onihaxy tight threat you killed it!..... Thumbs up for you! Two episodes today..

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolz cant just stop laughing...sege i gbadu ur way ooh

Episode 25 BIMPE: onihaxy, I said what do you want? ME: I want to marry betty, and I don't want you to stop me. Infact, I want your 100% support. BIMPE: alright, I heard you. ME: and also, I want ............ BIMPE: ***cuts in*** Mr man, that all I can grant, nothing more ***hanged up*** ME: ""hian!!! wetin be this na?. I want ask of my certificates na" ***redials number and it was switched off*** I dropped the phone and continued with my work until I got multiple pings from betty. I suspended my activities and chat with her. ME: hi love. BETTY: how far?, you have been keeping me waiting since na. ME: I'm sorry dear, my boss just left. BETTY: ok dear. So I'm listening. ME: hmmmmmmm. The truth is that I knew bimpe. BETTY: hmmm, I thought as much. So she was your ex? ME: Ex kee?, no oooo. BETTY: so what was the relationship between you guys?. ME: we used to live on the same street in portharcout. BETTY: hmmmmm, why did you deny her earlier on the day you saw her on my phone. ME: because we weren't in good terms BETTY: really?, what happened? ME: she used to be rude, proud and arrogant. So we had a fight on a particular day and since then, I hated her with passion. BETTY: are you sure there was nothing romantic attached to it? ME: betty, I swear to God, you can ask her. **yinmu*** BETTY: ok oooo, no wonder she doesn't want to talk about you. I guess the hatred na long thing. ME: loooool. BETTY: and now that you want to date her husband's sister, how will you guys be relating? ME: hmmmmmmm. This one is strong ooooo. BETTY: hmmm, eleyi Gidi gan. Jokes apart, will you guys continue like this?. ME: maybe we would settle our differences because of you then. BETTY: that would be better. ME: looool. Betty please, can we chat later, I want balance the account for the day. BETTY: ok dear, TTYL. I dropped my phone to tidy up my work. I got home and decided to gist segun on the latest development. ME: hi sege. SEGE: Ale Bimpe, how you dey?. ME: looooool. Not oko again?, na Ale now abi?. SEGE: yes na, you know say she don marry. So na concubine you be for now. ME: you no well. SEGE: so how far about that parole?. ME: loool. I don do am. SEGE: e work? ME: e work. The thing surprise me sef. I don't know that bimpe can fall for a threat. SEGE: sebi I told you. You know I'm am oracle. I told you she has her marriage to protect, so its going to work. What you just have to do is to be bold always and don't let fear appear on your voice and on your face. She would definitely continue to fall for it. ME: thank you jaree. SEGE: you don ask for the certificates? ME: no ooooo, SEGE: why na?, ME: I was about to ask when she cut the call, and her number hasn't been reachable since then. SEGE: don't worry. If her dog run away from motor car death for 20years, na cutlass go still kill am. Me: hmmmmmmm. SEGE: so what was the negotiation you guys had?. ME: betty in exchange for her peaceful marriage. SEGE: that's my guy, don't let betty find out the truth about you and bimpe. Or else, you will be finished. ME: that reminds me, betty made enquiries about bimpe from me sef. SEGE: really?, when?, how? ME: she said bimpe saw my picture on her phone and she screamed just like I did when I saw bimpe's picture on her phone?. SEGE: haaa!!, that girl smart sha. How you come take resolve am? ME: I called bimpe to inform her and we both agreed on a story to cook for betty. SEGE: did it work? ME: sure. I told betty that bimpe and I once lived on the same street and we had a fight SEGE: and she believed you?. ME: yes na. She was even trying to settle the fight for us sef. SEGE: that's my boy. You don dey smart be that. Now I'm proud to be a good coach. ME: you no well. ********7 months after************* Betty had finally agreed to be mine, bimpe and I are now fake friends on phone. Whenever I call betty, she would give phone to bimpe to say hi. Betty was trying all her best to settle the fake fight between me and bimpe, so bimpe and I were playing along just to make betty happy. I asked betty why she was always around bimpe and she told me that they lived together in the same house. Betty told me that her brother who is bimpe's husband do travel to abuja most times, so she was staying in the house with the family to assist them. "Chaiiii, this one is strong oooo". I began to miss betty and we agreed that we would be swapping visits. If I visit her this month, she would visit me the following month. She was the first to visit me the following month. She came on a friday and returned on sunday and it was a moment of sexual and romantic sessions. Betty was so sweet and hot on bed, she was among the girls I so much enjoyed sex with. The following month, it was my turn to visit. Betty made me realise that there was no way I could lodge at her house. She said I could only stay with someone and visit her at home and return same day. I wasn't comfortable with the arrangement at first but I had no choice than to agree. The following month on the 3rd weekend, I left Ado on friday evening and travelled to lagos. I got to lag at around 11pm and I stayed over at a cousin's place in mushin. On saturday. Betty sent her address to me and I followed it. I board a bus to oshodi, and from there, I took another bus to lekki phase one and dropped at the gate. I climbed the bridge and crossed to the other side. At the entrance of lekki phase one gate, I began to count range rover vogue like pure water, "chaiii, omo see big big cars as dem plenty here fa. These are cars I get to see in Ado once in 2 months, no wonder betty said she can't settle in ado, chaii!!!, this girl's family must be rich ooo". I took a bus from the gate and dropped at road 8 as described by betty. I dropped at the junction and called betty and she later came to pick me. We walked few distance until we got to her house. " Chaii!!!, omo see fine bungalow". We entered the compound and finally into the living room. I sat on the chair and she offered me a juice. Few seconds later, a small girl walked out of no where to the living room. Betty said "that is Daniella, Aunty bimpe's daughter". I waved at her and she smiled at me, I pulled her closer and was playing with her until I heard footsteps on the staircase as someone was walking down the stairs. I looked at the direction and behold, I set my eyes on my own Adebimpe again and she was staring at me as if she should remove my kidney. I got scared and my heart suddenly began to beat faster. To be continued

guy, turn up. u ar destined to marry B's, Bimpe is gone buh Betty is here..... no need to fear. ur visit must even makes ur concubine scared d more.

Make she no poison u o

I no support dis visiting cos anything can happen. Bimpe might want play smart.

onihaxy hope u still remember dat unprotected sex u had with bimpe at d hospital, my spirit is telling me sumtin and I tell u dat d little angel u just met is ur baby..

Hmmmm

You're only getting nervous.. Not scared but cant summon enough courage to face.... Be a man stand! A real man woulda have the shit handled.

Episode 26 BETTY: ***turned to bimpe*** that is onihaxy, my boyfriend. **pointing at me*** ME: hi. BIMPE: **frowned** hi, how are you sir? ME: ***me?, sir?***, I'm fine ma. BIMPE: **sat down and pulled her daughter closer****, I heard you came from Ado?. ME: yes BIMPE: that's cool. How was the journey?. BIMPE: it was ok. BETTY: **came closer to sit with me** onihaxy, I told Aunty bimpe a lot about you and she had always said she can't wait to see you. ME: **chaiiii, *** really? BIMPE: ***fake smile***yeah. I have always wanted to see the person who puts a smile on my little mummy's face. ME: ***smiled also*** thank you ma. BETTY: loooooolz. That reminds me. BIMPE: ***looked at betty's direction*** what's that?. BETTY: onihaxy told me that he knew you and that you once lived in the same street, is that true?. BIMPE: **looked at me somehow*** yes, seems so. ME: hmmmmmm BETTY: and he told me that you had a quarrel that hasn't been resolved. ME: silent BIMPE: is that what he told you? ***turned to betty*** BETTY: yes Aunty. BIMPE: don't mind him, we lived in same street and we met at a filling station while queuing to buy fuel, and can you imagine, he pushed my keg away and slapped me because I left the queue to squeeze my keg for just a litre of petrol. ME: ***chaiii, this girl can lie oooo, the devil is definitely a learner ooooo**** BETTY: **turned to me** onihaxy, is that true? ME: **looking sober** yes, why would I queue inside the sun for over an hour and someone would just come to outline me. BIMPE: can you just hear him?. BETTY: **stood up and moved closer to bimpe**. Please its ok, I want everything to settle here right now and that's why I invited onihaxy here so that both of you can meet and settle. ME: I'm no more angry with her. BIMPE: I'm still very much angry. Imagine, he slapped me that day. BETTY: aunty bimpe, please its ok, let's just forget the past and let there be peace again. I beg of you. BIMPE: its ok, I heard you. BETTY: mummy daniella, are you sure? BIMPE: yes. BETTY: haba, Aunty, but you are still frowning now. BIMPE: its ok **faked smile***. BETTY: ok, let me bring a wine and let's have a toast for the peace been restored between you guys. BIMPE: ok, ME: ok. Betty left for the wine and bimpe and I was sitting opposite each other at the living room staring at each other as if we should break bottle on each other's head. The look on her face was so scary that I was becoming uncomfortable and getting scared as I was seated. Betty arrived with the wine and we both faked a smile, betty popped the bottle and pour the drink into 3 glass cup. We had a toast and we drank it. BETTY: now that peace had been restored between two old street neighbours, let me excuse you guys for a moment, I want to buy cway water for the dispenser from the 2nd street. I will be back in a jiffy. ME: ***smiled*** ok dear. BIMPE: ***faced betty and smiled also*** alright love. Betty left the room and bimpe and I were both silent until we heard the sound of the gate indicating that betty had left the compound. Bimpe stood up from her seat and walked towards me. My heart was beaten faster as she was coming closer. She finally stopped few inches from me. BIMPE: **yelled with frowned face*** you are playing with fire onihaxy, and I will advise you to thread gently. Don't just try me. ME: and what will you do to me? ***with boldness*** BIMPE: let's just watch and see. ME: madam calm down. You don't have to threaten me anymore because I'm now in charge. BIMPE: let's just watch and see. ME: where are my certificates?. BIMPE: which silly certificates?, you told me that I should eat them. So if you want your certificates, go to lawma, because they have been disposed away long time ago. ME: bimpe, before the count of 3 bring out my credentials or else....... BIMPE: or else what? ME: I will burst out the bubble. BIMPE: **laughed and clapped**** clap for yourself. Go ahead and burst whatever you want to burst. For your information, my husband and her sister are already aware that a patient raped me while I was working with an abuja based hospital. I have pictures and video evidences of where I was crying helplessly after you raped me. And also, I have told my husband about my past relationships so there is nothing new that you want to say that he isn't aware of. So mr man, they would be so happy to meet the guy who did the raping. If you don't burst whatever you want to burst, then you are a bastard. **hissed and walked out of the living room with her daughter******* To be continued

Val where una go since?

She's only kiddin' cause she cant tell her husband.

@Onihaxy you're still owing us 2 epic for january30&31.... Don't worry the event planner will find a solution to the prob.

Dnt fall 4 her lie guy

All na wash wash.

Bimpe is such an intelligent liar

Life na wa o but which one be this bimpe own sef abeg make she go die jawe

Abeg make somebdy help me dash dat onihaxy correct knock make him brain turn up... He too dey fear... Shey na love wey he get 4 bimpe still dey do him one kind? He supos hold her hand nd force her 2 face him while he give it bk 2 her real hard! Chai! I trust Sege!

Episode 27 Bimpe climbed up the staircase with her daughter daniella. I was sitting alone inside the living room and I was scared, I don't know if bimpe wanted to harm me or I would be implicated by her. Afterall, I was in her house, " this girl fit carry load put for my head and scream thief oo!!". I was just getting uncomfortable on the seat when my phone rang. I checked it and it was segun and I picked. ME: hello sege. SEGE: how far na? You don reach? ME: na there I dey right now oooo. SEGE: how far?, you see your wife?, sorry, I mean your concubine?. ME: se bimpe? SEGE: yes na. ME: **voice lowered*** omo I saw her ooo, you need to see how her eyes take red. SEGE: wetin she talk? ME: she dey threaten me say she go show me pepper. SEGE: wetin bring about the threat na? ME: na me first threaten her say I go burst bubble if she no give me my certificates. SEGE: chaii, onihaxy, you too dey fucck up. ME: wetin I do? SEGE: na her house you dey na, you no suppose threaten her. Na peace mission you suppose do. With that, you fit even get access to her phone and sort your pictures. ME: eyah. But you no tell me before?. SEGE: must I tell you everything?. If na outside her home na, e for better, but at her house. If she tear her cloths and screamed that you want to forcefully rape her, you know say she go win you hands down?. ME: na true you talk oooo. SEGE: and you know that she is in a game with you and looking forward to score more points. So you have to be careful and use your sense. ME: alright. SEGE: meanwhile, where is betty?. ME: she went out to buy water for dispenser. SEGE: was she inside when you and bimpe dey argue? ME: no. SEGE: ok, she never come back? ME: at all. SEGE: are you sure that girl is not hanging around to listen to what you and bimpe would discuss since she was interested in digging deep into what happened between you and bimpe?. ME: I'm not sure she would do that, I'm so sure because I heard the sound of the gate been opened after she left. SEGE: do you know maybe she just opened and closed the gate and only to sneak back to the window?. ME: sege!!, I know you are so smart but I'm sure nothing of such is happening. SEGE: ok oooo, no problem, we go talk later na. ME ok ***hanged up*** About a minute later, I was bored inside the living room and betty is yet to return. I decided to call her, immediately I dialled her number, I noticed a vibration from beneath of the sofa. I traced the vibration after dialling for so long time until I discovered that it was betty's phone and I took it out. "Eyah, this girl left her. Phone her phone her sha". As I was about to drop the phone, a thought just came to my heart. " This phone ranged few moments ago while she received a call when she came to pick me at the junction." "How come the phone is now in silence?". I picked up the phone again and pressed the navigation button to review the home page. Behold, the phone was set on voice recording. To be continued shortly

Na God save u ooo,u beta quickly delete it

God save you o mr snakie

Delete d recorded message sharpily. Dis Betty is a smart gal n she showed dat did nt believe u n ha SIL stories.

Dats my babe, Adebimpe d smart gal. na sege suppose marry u

my mind says betty hid a recorder sumwhr 2 record der conversation. cos she wldnt just want 2 leave dem both like dat. onihaxy be smart

Tank God u fine out b4 she comes

I guess she's suspectin' you... You'd better delete it befores she comes back.

Episode 28 "Chaiiiii, segun was definitely right!!, That house is a place that is dangerous. Bimpe wants to blackmail me, betty wanted to dig deep, na wa oooo" . I simply delete the previous recording and set the phone on a new one and returned it inside the chair, as I dropped it, betty arrived with container of water. She met me sitting alone in the living room as she entered. ME: welcome BETTY: thanks dear, where is aunty bimpe? ME: she went upstairs. What took you so long? BETTY: don't mind me jaree, I met an old friend at the junction, so we began to gist. ME: hmmmmmmmm BETTY: you didn't believe me right?, ME: I do my dear, just that I wasn't expecting you to stay out for so long. BETTY: **fixed the water into the dispenser and came closer to me***. I'm so sorry my dear. ME: its alright. Its 6pm, I would be going any moment from now, I don't want to get home at night so that my cousin won't be angry at me. BETTY: huuuh. So till when? ME: maybe tomorrow morning before I return back to akure. BETTY: ok let me see you off ***screamed: mummy daniella!!!!, onihaxy is leaving**** Bimpe came down stairs and her face looked like someone who had slept but I knew it was fake, betty told her that I was leaving, she acted as if she care and she told me to take care as she returned upstairs while betty and I walked out of the house. On getting out of the living room, betty excused herself "onihaxy!, please just a minute, I wanted to change my slippers". Ok dear no problem, "yimu!!, she wanted to take her recording gadget,". Betty came out with phone on her hand within 20 seconds and I smiled "Oluwa, thanks for making me to scale through his one". BETTY: onihaxy, I'm not comfortable with this your stay at Ado. I can't settle there, why not relocate to lagos?. Or will your family go against it? ME: ***paused and faced betty***, no ooo, no one will be against it, just that I haven't got any job here yet. BETTY: ok, I will discussed it with my brother and beg him to fix you somewhere in our daddy's company. ME: **held her hands***, thank you so much dear. BETTY: and if it won't work out that way, I will need copies of your CV and submit them to daddy's friends here in lekki and ajah. It would make it easier for us to be seeing regularly instead of this "once in a month of a thing". ME: ok dear, I will forward them to your email. thank so much dear. Betty followed me to the junction, we both board a shuttle bus to lekki phase one gate. I took a "lag bus" going to oshodi and she returned home there after.. While I was in the bus returning to oshodi I logged on to whatsapp to gist my nigga. ME: hi sege, SEGE: how far?, how the thing dey go? ME: fine ooooo, you were right the other time sha. SEGE: how? ME: betty was monitoring me. SEGE: heeee!!, you caught her peeping?, ME: no oo, she placed her phone on vibration, set it on voice recording and hide it inside the chair. SEGE: haaa!!, how did you find out?, ME: after waiting for 15minutes and she hadn't return, I dialled her number and I found out. SEGE: thank God ooo, onihaxy, you just have to be careful around these two girls. One wanted discovery and the other wanted a revenge. ME: you are right. SEGE: delete any message, image or contact that has to do with bimpe from your phone. If you want to communicate with bimpe secretly, do so on another sim card and make sure you stick to texts than calling. ME: why?. SEGE: so as to avoid another voice recording, and if the texts later leaked. You can easily deny it saying its not your number. ME: ok boss. SEGE: and don't always stay alone with bimpe. Make sure a third party is there, don't they have a maid?. ME: they used to have, but betty said the maid used to steal their money, so she was fired. SEGE: ok, you just have to be careful and be mindful of your speech and attitude whenever you are with them. Because if you loose betty, you might not make heaven I swear. ME: loooool, why na?. SEGE: she is the available opportunity for you to step up and upgrade your career. ME: yeah, that reminds me, she said She would try to fix me into her dad's company or any other firm in lagos so that we can be closer. SEGE: you see what I was talking about?. You just have to be careful so as not to loose this girl ooo.. Me: ok boss, SEGE: and also onihaxy, try to control yourself, don't do anything silly that will ruin everything. ME: anything silly as how?. SEGE: by having sex with bimpe ni, because my instinct tells me that you will still fall on her laps again and again. ME: haba na, segun!!!!. SEGE: don't segun me, abi no be the onihaxy wey I sabi?. You know she is now married and her husband's sister is also your girl. So don't even try nursing the thoughts of bleeping bimpe talkless of doing it real. Me: hmmmmmmm SEGE: if you refused to listen to me and anything happens, I will deny you and I will never be part of it, Me: yes boss, I hear you. To be continued

Hmmm.... How will you ask for the ones with Adebimpe???

I knew dat betty gal wz up 2 sumtyn. d water she went 2 buy was 4 a mission. clever like her sis inlaw. onihaxy God save u ohhhhh

Nawa o...wen wil dis story end,cnt wait to read d end of it

Hmmm,u need 2 be careful onihaxy

U were smart for once but try to heed to Segun advice.

Dis Segun is a very good 4rnd o

Episode 29 About 3 months later, betty told me that she had informed her brother about the job fixing, but she said aunty bimpe wasn't in support of it and she had poisoned her brother's mind. She told me that bimpe said I cannot be trusted and that I'm a gold digger who only wanted to ruin and drain the family investments. She told me that she tried to convince her brother but bimpe had always been against me. "Chaiii, this bimpe again?" " Why is this girl against my success na?. I told her its ok and she shouldn't worry, but betty assured me that I would get a job, she gave my CV to an interior decoration firm in lekki and I was called for a test/interview another 2 months later. The test was fixed on a monday so I took the some days off at work in ado on friday and told my manager that I would resumed on Wednesday, he wasn't happy with my 2 days absence but I tried to convince him that I wanted to travel to write a professional exam and he latter accepted. That friday afternoon, I left work at 3pm and travelled to akure to visit segun after 6 months that we never saw each other, he was aware of my trip to lagos and he gave me his usual training and orientations. I travelled to lagos from akure and got to my cousin's place in mushin at 11pm. I had my bath and was later chatting with betty on how we would go about the job test and interview and we agreed to meet at her house on saturday morning. On saturday, I dressed up and went to lekki to meet betty,. I was welcomed and entertained and I sat down in the living room, betty was alone at home at that moment. Me: where is bimpe? BETTY: she went out to a party ME: what about daniella? BETTY: she is sleeping upstairs. ME: ok, I didn't see your car in the compound. Is it faulty?. BETTY: not at all, Aunty bimpe took it out. Me: why?, BETTY: her highlander is having problem, so the mechanic took it away to fix it. ME: "chaii!!, Bimpe dey drive highlander and me never get okada??". Ok dear. When will she be back?. BETTY: I can't say, maybe 3 hours time. ME: how about your uncle? BETTY: he doesn't stay at home most weekends. He is doing a partime business course with a foreign university who has affiliate in Abuja, ME: hmmmmm, no wonder I have never seen him since I have been coming here. BETTY: smiled. So , let's talk about the job. ME: yeah, how do we go about it?. BETTY: onihaxy, wait a minute. Are you sure there is nothing else apart from the fight you had with Aunty bimpe in potharcout? ME: why do you ask? BETTY: because she so much disliked you. Infact, she doesn't want to hear anything related to you. The other day when our purchase manager resigned. I was trying to talk to bro henry to fix you in and you need to see how aunty bimpe was so much against you. Me: how? BETTY: she said you are a gold digger, that you were sacked from somewhere in portharcout because you stole the firm's money. Bla bla bla. ME: and you believed her. BETTY: no, I don't. Because you don't look like someone who could do such. But there was no way I could win the argument. ME: hmmmmm, o ga oooo. BETTY: even so many times, she had painted you black to me and gave me reasons to dump you. But trust me, I would never do that. ME: waooh, you mean bimpe did all these things? BETTY: why would I lie?. ME: ***took a deep breadth*** BETTY: so onihaxy, is there something I need to know?, ME: not at all. BETTY: ok, if you say so, so as I was saying. The interior decoration firm is owned by my father's friend. He used to travel out and also import furnitures and interiors to nigeria. Me: so what would be my job position there?. BETTY: he needed a marketing manager and I convinced him that I have someone who is capable. ME: haaa, betty, I don't know much about marketing ooo. BETTY: its not something difficult jaree. You will just design proposals, go round hotels, offices, companies, online etc to seek for clients for him. That's all. ME: do you think I would be able to handle this thing betty? BETTY: I believe in you onihaxy, I believed you can do it. What you just need is the connections to people who would be your clients and I'm willing to help you with that. Me: thanks so much dear. BETTY: transportation won't be your problem, bacause an official car should be given to you for easy marketing. And the bigger your clients, the higher your take home packages. ME: like how much is the salary?. BETTY: I don't have idea oo. But I think he should be paying between 70 to 100k per month sha. You know here is lekki, so take homes should be at that range. ME: "chaiii, official car + huge take home, my own don better ooooo" thanks dear. BETTY: you are welcome, so dear, I want you to prepare hard for the test and interview. I want you to get this job and shame aunty bimpe. I seriously want you to be bigger than 30k monthly salary. ME: thanks dear. BETTY: but please, I don't want aunty bimpe to be aware oo, she might go behind me and poison the man's mind because he knew bimpe too. Me: haaaa. BETTY: don't worry, you are safe after getting the job, I just want it to be secret for now. Me: trust me now. We don't even relate or talk, so how will I get to tell her?. BETTY: that's my darling. ***hugs*** Betty and I continued gisting untill daniella woke up and bimpe also arrived. She eyed me as usual after saying 'Hi" when she saw me in the house, bimpe climb upstairs and betty told me that I need to start going so as to prepare well for the test. I left lekki at around 5pm and went back to mushin. I was at oshodi on sunday morning at around 8am to buy new shoe and tie because I didn't come with tie and my shoe doesn't look good for a lekki interview. I was under the bridge pricing shoe when I got a call, I looked at the screen and it was betty. I smiled and picked up. ME: hi darling ***bedroom voice*** STRANGE VOICE: its not betty, this is bimpe *** panting*** ME: **frowned*** ehn ehn?? what happened? BIMPE: **still panting*** please don't hang up. Are you still in lagos? Me: yes BIMPE: where are you at the moment? ME: oshodi, and why asking all these questions?, where is betty. BIMPE: that's why I called you, come over to mendila hospital in Ajah straightway. Its an emergency. Me: **screamed**** yeeeeeeh. What happened to her?, what happened to my betty?, tell me!!!! BIMPE: stop asking questions, when you get here, you will know. ME: how do I get there from oshodi?. BIMPE: haaa, take a cab from there directly to ajah. Give the driver the description, don't worry, I would pay him when he gets here. ME: ok, I was so worried and scared, I dropped the shoe I wanted to buy, I climbed oshodi bridge to the other side and I heard a bus shouting lekki ajah. "Oh my God?, what time will this one get to ajah now?." Just while I was still asking rethorical question, I saw a powerbike parked very close to "under bridge" and behold, the rider was coming out of somewhere to mount on it. I ran close to him immediately. ME: hello, please I need you help, its an emergency RIDER: ***frowned*** yes, how can I help you? ME: *scared and panting*** please I need to get to ajah , at mendila hospital. RIDER: then go and take public bus now. ME: please, someone so closed to me is dieing on a hospital bed and doctor said there would be no treatment until we pay, I just got the money and I want to rush down there to save her life. RIDER: ok, your money is 3,000 naira. ME: ****hian!!!, even Akure to lagos is 1,500naira na**** please have mercy on me, I don't have up to that amount. RIDER: **** switch on the bike** then get lost ME: please wait, ok, I will pay 2k please. RIDER: ok, I will take it because you said you have a dieing patient. Ok, climb up. I mount on the power bike and it took me straight to the hospital at ajah in 25 minutes. To be continued

Hahhhh!!!! Na lie bimpe de lie-oooo!!!..... She's up to something.....

Hmmm dis bimpe sha

U must be careful cos bimpe can implicate u in any way

Can this be another trick? Yet to know... Am waiting. weldone to you more grease to your elbow God's knowledge to you.

Dis is a set up Onihaxy. Y fall so cheaply to it.

Tnx val

And you trust herß???

Chai! So na comment full dis place! Lets jez wait nd see whatz up

Episode 30 I dropped at the hospital gate and I paid the bike rider with the last money on me, I even forgot that bimpe promised to pay for my fare. I entered the compound. It was a 3-storey building hospital with Porsche cars parked inside of it. I was proceeding to the hospital entrance when bimpe appeared from the garage. She held my hand and pulled to the back of the hospital. ME: **worried** wait wait!!!, where are you taking me to?, where is betty?, what happened to her?. BIMPE: **tears rolling out of her eyes** stammering Me: bimpe please don't scare me, what happened to betty, let me go and see her. BIMPE: **pulls my cloth back*** betty is fine. Nothing happened to her. Onihaxy, please I need your help ME: me?, my help?, you?, how?. BIMPE: ***held my hands and crying*** onihaxy, please help me. ME: hold on, wait a minute, first of all, where is betty?. BIMPE: I sent her an errand to get something for me at home. She would soon be here. ME: then why do you call me here?. BIMPE: I intentionally collected her phone and used it to scare you so as to bring you here. I knew that's the only way I could bring you here. ME: ok, now tell me, how do I help you madam? BIMPE: **crying** daniella fell from the staircase this morning. ME: **screamed** haaaa!!!, temi bami, oh my God, How?, where is she now?, hope she is fine?. BIMPE: no, she isn't fine, she was admitted here in this hospital, she lost alot of blood and she needed blood urgently. Please help me onihaxy, save daniella please. ME: **wiped her tears** its ok, is your husband not around?, call on him please. BiMPE: he is already on his way here from abuja and he should be here in 1 to 2 hours time. Please I want you to help me before his arrival please. ME: why me?, I'm not related to you or your husband. Why do you think my blood will be compatible with that of daniella?. Why not tell betty to donate blood?, isn't she your sister's husband. BIMPE: **still crying** betty's blood had been tested. It wasn't compatible. Yours will be compatible, I'm very sure. please onihaxy, help me, save daniella. ME: no, I can't, I don't trust you, who knows maybe you had liaised with the doctor to take my blood for rituals. Your heart is so full of evil, I don't trust you. BIMPE: **crying** no, I won't do that to you onihaxy. ME: but why do you think my blood will be compatible with daniella, since that of your husband's relations didn't work?. Maybe you should wait for your husband's arrival. BIMPE: **** still crying, held my two hands and knelt down infront of me*** Onihaxy, you are the only one who can save daniella. You are the only one who can help me, and I needed the help before my husband's arrival please. ME: I don't understand BIMPE: please, can you keep a secret for me?, I promised to return all what I took from you, I promised to be nice to you from henceforth, I promised to turn a newleaf, I promised to get you a good job, I promised this, I promised that....... Me: **cuts in*** bimpe, just tell me what you want to tell me and leave the promises behind. BIMPE: **silent and crying for like 10 seconds before speaking up finally*** Onihaxy, eeeehmmmmm!!!! ME: eeeehmmmm what?? BIMPE: daniella is the product of what happened between us on the hospital bed in Abuja that night. Daniella is your daughter, she needs your help urgently before Henry's arrival please. ME: **screamed** whaaaaaaaat!!!!!! To be continued In part4

Whaaaaaaat!!!!! Breeze is blowing and is like d fowl yansh will b open soon.

Very funny. Wǎ̜̣̍τ̲̅ goes around comes around. This is a web of lies, deceit and betrayal. Onihaxy, Betty need 2 know d truth pls b4 it becomes late. It's difficult but pls try

Like i know... The unprotected sex will definately lead somewhere... You better hope betty is not eavesdroppin' what you're sayin'... You've got to help your daughter... Now she's sayin' you should help her... Hmmm

Diz story is gettin interestin day by day...next plz

Uhmmmm, eleyi ogodi gan oooo

Baaaam....u see ....hmmmmm still waiting for the outcome .....this one I cant keep it ooo please go for ur daughter oo

hmmmmm. dis 1 is strong''''’

Cant wait abeg start am sharperly

tnx 4 d story@coolval bt d story shld nt b joined wit dz 1

Tnx or much @coolval more grease 2 ur elbow

Mehn! Ppl sabi comment oo.. See as comments dey flow... I remember doz tymz when Val will tell us he wont post until he gets enough comments nd 20 clicks on an advert... Story don chnge ooo... Val..keep it rolling jae.. We re loving evry bit of ur wrks.... Onihaxy.. I sit down dey wait 4 part 4 ooo.. Na bimpe u go marry last last

oga whch kind rubbish be dis nahw?? shey uno go post d story finish ni???? eh en!!! e be lyk xay na because una don get many patronizers abi

Pls continue dis story d suspence is killing ooooo

Onihaxy na pussy nigga..§££ U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ life in d party..lol

Ogbeni adebimpe is ready 2 suck ur blood..

@Ugotrendy very funny

Y are u guys not posting d next episode or is dis how it ended

Pls val start d part 4 nw,we r waiting 4 it oooo

Coolval U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ gys are loyal..abg drop season 4 jaree..twale to U̶̲̥̅̊ , gud wrk bro

u r finishd oh

where's da part 4 please?

where u dey,cont. na

Wow i like segun the master planner and to onihaxy u have found out anoda credentials of urs with bimbe infact this is a huge case

Maga must pay naw. Lmfa0

This is one of the best stories ever .... Can't wait for the next part ... I love it

Nawa for kemi o na so she cheep reach?

Onihaxy u no get small brain?

If ur boss catch u

You get big problem sha. U neva finish wit d issue u av at hand u dey here dey screen woman yashi.

Haaahhaaaa.... I just dey laugh

Chai!!! See Gobe

Oh! My gush u guyz are killing me with suspense, whenn are u uploading d part iv naw??

See kasalaaaa

fjf

Guy, u no one wise up? Na Segun be ur saviour

I Like dat segun

Remember u can't harm some lady n go scot free.

Remember u can't harm some ladiez n go scot free.

Sege the grea8 master planner; i guezz dis one has pass his boundary; or will he still come out with a new big master plan. I'm waitin'.... Fire on...

Dat's y i like dis guy @Sege! D no.1 master planner, he's alwys there fr ya despite u were tryin 2 drive him away. I pray ur friendship last long

Am sure say she go get d bleeping of her life with the help of the event planner. She deserves all what's coming her way

See gbege... Bad market, chai

Gbam!

Brain meet brain, which one will bow now

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kikikikikiki,,onihaxy cum be my maga dakun

kikikikikiki,,onihaxy cum be my maga dakun,buh my own be say,u go dey snd me card n u go dy gv cash also,haha confirm mugulicious ni e

nice one

guy na bleeping u dey for this book self...

lol....sege the guru

An eye for an eye they said, makes everyone goes blind. Hmmm mm! Observing Sha.

Nice story

Nice story

Nice story

dis is now becoming interesting

you harvest what u planted

Loi

nice

followed all through

great job val

off I go

thumbs up

Nice story Thumbs up

lol oni nah yhur final death bhe dhix...

Lol ?

Pls wen are posting part 4. can't wait to watch the next saga

Omg which kind human being b dis

hahaha , na solider trouser she wear ooooo

nice one, next pls

K.....y cat will not kill u sharp guy

Sege is a real friend ooo

Bimpe is an expert oo. Sege u are born to be the saviour of your friend

Hnm

Let see what we happen next

Hmmmm

Eeeeh see wahala

o ga ooo

I like you jare smart girl

Omo see gobe

haba....dis segun go push u inside trouble one day

na segun go kill u last

Now u must pay 4 it as bimpe said earlier

gobe....lol

Nawaoooooo

This SEGE too smart Ooooo hehehe

I wish onihaxy well o

Why you don't off the phone and lied for battery problem?

Hahahaha this girl is teaching you some lesson

Hahahaha when they held you next time, Segun would not be arround, prepare to save yourself

Kemi must pay 0

Oja ti burst

hahaha love zone

you are dead now

Onihaxy u Always lag around bimpe..thanks to segun.

segun the evet planner

Na bad guy be this

lobatan oooo

BAD BOYS

Finally finally, you're trapped.

You Too Smart Abi

Another one Kemi.

You didn't vow never to have sex, but you vowed never to have unprotected sex ?????

Bimpe don surely take your certificates ?????

You'd send her the money and she'll send you photocopies ???

Bro you will be famous, let her post everything ??? unless you get small dick

Bimpe Bimpe ?

Something must kill a man

Come on..... Cage your balls for just few weeks na

What happened to your bottom? ????

You lock door from inside ???okay continue

Chai

Na overdose dey work for naija abi? ????

Your wahala no dey finish. No involve segu for this one again oh

You wan form big boy ????

Hmmmm something is not clear here. Car owner job hunting ?

You lied to someone you love, you and Bimpe again

????

She's trying to take charge

Smart girl

I knew it! This story just got really interesting ?