I actually saw this on Instragram and decides to post it here .it's a conversation between two guys.
1stguy: Hey Cousin how are you
2ndguy: Am good too
btw I learned that you are no longer free,that you now work as a chef?
1stguy: yes yes
2ndguy:Waa! And you have never brought me any food
1stguy: Your sister who works at the airport, Has she ever brought an aeroplane to the house? Even you yourself who works at the mortuary, how many times have you brought corpses to the house?