SURPRISED CALL
A girl calls a guy who has
been trying to toast her for
over a year...
GIRL: Hello cutie.
GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope
you'll ever call me.
GIRL: I'm all alone at home
and I was kind of wondering
if you can come over at my
place because I'm feeling very
horny right now. GUY: OMG! I'll be right
there in
5 minutes.
At the girl's house...
GIRL: Are you going to keep
looking at me or take off
your clothes and let's have sex?
GUY: Yes
After taking off his clothes...
GIRL: (laughing and shouts)
APRIL FOOL!....if na u be d guy...wetin u go do
nw...?