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A Simple Question For All Coolvallers 5

A Simple Question For All Coolvallers 5

By Victoriouschild in 27 Jul 2016 | 04:40
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Hey friends!

I wasnt able to log in my coolval acct on Monday night due to the server migration so i decided to log in my Facebook acct to chat with my friends and fortunately for me I met my secondary school bestie who is a guy online.

I started a conversation with him and in the midst of our conversation, he told me that he needed my help with something which I told him I will help him out if I can.

He told that he has been wooing a girl for the past three months now but the girl has refused to date him claiming that he is too gentle for her liking and she further said that she will accept him as her boyfriend if only he can be a little bit rugged so now he wants me to give him tips on how to become a rugged boy since where I live in Kano is very close to where the rugged boys live.


Me being a good bad girl I decided to give him four cool tips on how to become a rugged boy which are:

1. He should start keeping bad company

2. He should start going to clubs

3. He should start taking Igbo, solutions, tramol and most especially he should start inhaling the smell of pit toilet

And lastly

4. He should start visiting gidan mangoro (house of mangoes) which is a brothel in Kano at least six times in a week.


The next text he sent to me was [b]"Chai!!! Fahad you are heartless and very wicked. If I were to be your own brother would you have given me these four tips? (Truth be told I will never had given my own brother those tips) You know what Fahad? You ceased to be my bestie again"[/b]

The next thing my bestie did was to block me on Facebook


*in tears* Now my question is "Friends plz did I do anything wrong in giving my bestie cool tips on how to become rugged? Or if you were in my shoes what kind of tips would you have given him?"
27 Jul 2016 | 04:40
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Hahahahaha ....he wanted it he just got serve.....u wer only tryin to help
27 Jul 2016 | 04:45
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@Eliboy et @Sonshine reg plzzz
27 Jul 2016 | 04:51
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this ur help qet as it be.... Especially dat ibo, tramol and visitinq brothel...
27 Jul 2016 | 05:00
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You Gave Him The Crookiest Advice A Glitch Friend Can Give
27 Jul 2016 | 05:03
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[color=brown][b]Don’t expect much from Much and Don’t expect less from less, here for Innovations and Development, only if U vote @msquarewill this be accomplish. @msquare, for Innovations @msquare, for Development @msquare, for Suprises, I wish to make Mr coolval a functional position not as dormant as it sounds now expect all this From @msquare I wll establish a help section for both financial and social help do u want to see how I wll do it? Then vote @Msquare for Mr coolval 2016 for greater achievement[/b][/color] [color=blue]@kemkit I need u here, @onaSunday @babyj @adauche @ebube @Adeshewa @Besty @ennyLincoln @Delight others come vote @msquare for sustainable development.[/color]
27 Jul 2016 | 05:04
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Lol, you tried shah
27 Jul 2016 | 05:42
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[b]The time is here again!! Dear coolvallers he nees your vote! Vote a man of intellect He's smart He's intelligent He has all it takes to be Mr coolval 2016, he has plans for you and this great site as a whole Vote @ademolar for mr coolval 2016 Vote @ademolar and he will never let you down7[/b]
27 Jul 2016 | 05:50
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[b]Pls guys don't forget to vote @ademolar always have that name @ademolar at the back of your mind God bless! [/b] [b]Team ademolar @khola46 @delight @mubarak @japhola @seedoorf @wizdom @faba @eben [/b]
27 Jul 2016 | 05:51
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U evil sha
27 Jul 2016 | 06:23
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You did well
27 Jul 2016 | 06:50
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@Sonshine na because I say I no marry you again that's why you no wan dash me reg?
27 Jul 2016 | 09:52
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hmmmm God dey ooooo
27 Jul 2016 | 15:00
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27 Jul 2016 | 15:25
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u give am bad advice no be small well I didn't [i][b]The Elections are coming and they are coming fast............ And we gotta make a choice that we won't regret for d next six months............ To be able to do that we've got to unite.............. We've got to make sure that it counts................. The value got to be consistent :b ................ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Vote for Krizzy for the next Mr.coolval......... .Vote for a Leader :whistle: .Vote for a Guide :whistle: .Vote for a Ruler :whistle: .Vote for not just a King but THE KING :yes: God bless you as you do so......[/b][/i] [img]http://i.imgur.com/RQMngnY.png[/img]
27 Jul 2016 | 15:47
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best advice so ever
27 Jul 2016 | 15:54
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uhmm
27 Jul 2016 | 15:57
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the best idea ever
27 Jul 2016 | 15:57
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nt @ all..
27 Jul 2016 | 18:00
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u did d right tin
27 Jul 2016 | 18:01
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Haba @victoriouschild what kind of advice be that one na. Me i no gree with you o, you want to spoil innocent person.
27 Jul 2016 | 18:10
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lolz.
27 Jul 2016 | 18:54
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but u wicked o
27 Jul 2016 | 19:08
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:b
27 Jul 2016 | 19:12
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hmm
27 Jul 2016 | 19:35
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Lolz a caller z a buyer na
27 Jul 2016 | 20:09
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nice advice :mrgreen:
27 Jul 2016 | 20:39
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hmm to be candid ...can u gimme dah advice aunt ? @victoriouschild
27 Jul 2016 | 23:03
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Nephew @holakizzo I can't give you such an advise
28 Jul 2016 | 02:31
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@tomilayoadebukola which innocent guy? I gave him what he wanted
28 Jul 2016 | 02:36
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Hahahaha, diz is kinda funny,u ought to have admonished him d way u can advise ur brother... Yes ooo... Vote for @Ademolar Mr coolval 2016, he has many things more things in store for us, he will never let us down
28 Jul 2016 | 03:29
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Haaaa.... Very bad
28 Jul 2016 | 03:58
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thanks aunt @victoriouschild ... Buh u nearly kill d guy na
28 Jul 2016 | 04:29
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Um Hello my dear Coolvallers Please let's make haste while there is light Vote @Ele1 for Mr COOLVALL
28 Jul 2016 | 04:32
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You do good na
28 Jul 2016 | 04:43
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@holakizzo no be him wan be rugged boy ni
28 Jul 2016 | 05:05
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Not bad jare less i forget,coolvallers kindly pass your vote on to @ele1 ,he's the guy competent for the post in the upcoming election
28 Jul 2016 | 05:19
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hahahahahahaha vicky
28 Jul 2016 | 09:24
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na u try pass
28 Jul 2016 | 09:28
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pls kindly vote @eliboy as d next Mr. Coolval, God bless u as u do
28 Jul 2016 | 09:29
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lolz
29 Jul 2016 | 07:00
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you gave him the best advice any friend would give
29 Jul 2016 | 07:01
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Smiles... Even pit toilet? Na wa oooo
30 Jul 2016 | 02:09
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As he don block u now... E good
30 Jul 2016 | 02:10
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:b
30 Jul 2016 | 04:39
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Lie talk tenniabenson
30 Jul 2016 | 04:39
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Funny qstn
30 Jul 2016 | 22:29
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.
31 Jul 2016 | 00:54
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Hmmm
31 Jul 2016 | 11:12
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