If a girl calls you there are two things
involved.
Its either she wants recharge card
or she just received the one you sent.
If shes calling for confirmation of the card
you are safe,
if she is calling for you to send her....
there are two things involved.
Its either you send her or you dont.
If you send her you are safe
if you dont
there are two things involved.
Its either she dumps you
or she curses you,
hisses and ends the call.
If she ends the call you are safe.
If she dumps you
there are two things involved.
Its either she date a richer guy
or she marries your father.
If she dates a rich guy you are safe.
If she marries your father
there is only one thing involved.
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.
.
.
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.
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YOU WILL START CALLING HER MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY NEW MONTH FELLAZ
This is my Month.....2 days to go
1 Dec 2015 | 12:03
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Lol...lemme wish u a HAPPY BIRTHDAY in advance. No 4get my cake o :)
1 Dec 2015 | 12:06
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Lolzzzzzzzz
1 Dec 2015 | 12:08
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Lolxx. @Invincible baba you too like cake o. U no dey chop aqeqe bread?
1 Dec 2015 | 12:27
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@pizzaro I think say na only me c @invincible
ABA na d day dm born U na e dm create cake.... ahhhhhhh... oghene.... @invincible
1 Dec 2015 | 12:30
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Lolz
1 Dec 2015 | 12:32
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Lolz
1 Dec 2015 | 12:34
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LolZzz
Fil dah joke
HaPpY birthday in advance
1 Dec 2015 | 12:43
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@pizzaro for wia? Chop agege bread for birthday? Dat one no fit happen jare @pweetychi is up to the task.
@PEmamezi eh en na, u no knw sey na my grandpa invent cake?
1 Dec 2015 | 12:44
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Nice joke lookin forward to ur day @pweetychi...
1 Dec 2015 | 12:57
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Tnx @Emmyrexx,@Ferdinard,@Frankkay and @invisible,no mind @Pizzaro and @PEmamezi,am gonna send d cake
1 Dec 2015 | 13:37
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Lolz We On D Same Train Birthday Mate Sori Sweetheart Mine Z 4 Days 2 Go
1 Dec 2015 | 13:44
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Hmmmm funny
1 Dec 2015 | 13:44
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@invincible and @pweety I smell sumtin fishy
1 Dec 2015 | 15:15
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I no go mind them jare :) @pweetychi
@PEmamezi there z always sth fishy as long as river dey na
1 Dec 2015 | 16:01
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@PEmamezi,what of something meaty..lolz
2 Dec 2015 | 04:58
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hmmmm. *inhaling* and U smell beautiful... @pweety
@invincible go play...
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