[color=brown]Why Did I Get Divorced...Well Last Week Was My Birthday.My Wife Didn't Wish Me A Happy Birthday.My Parents Forgot And So Did My Kids.I Went To Work And Even My Colleages Didn't Wish Me A Happy Birthday.As I Entered My Office,my Secretary Said "happy Birthday Boss!" I Felt So Special,she Asked Me Out For Lunch.After Lunce,she Invited Me To Her Apartment.We Went There And She Said "do You Mind If I Go Into The Bedroom For A Minute" I Said Okay.She Came Out 5 Minutes Later With A Birthday Cake,my Wife,my Parents,my Kids,my Friends $ My Colleagues All Yelling "SUPRISE" While I Was Waiting On The Sofa Sitting NAKEDLY!!![/color]