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a day i ll never forget

a day i ll never forget

By AH in 30 Jul 2015 | 06:41
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you know as a kid we do some silly things, things that when we remember it we can't stop laughing or maybe we would like to take it back. Mine was very funny. There was a day i gathered all my four sibllings we chased a lizard and killed it after that we decieded to hold a funeral mass for the poor lizard lol so we made a small cofen and place the lizard inside and then we lay him in state no be small o i started praise and worship why my junior ones were busy crying(fake cry) our neighbours children soon joined us cos we were living in a face to face house. so the place was now filled with my funeral song and the fake crying lol just then mama g came she is also one of the tenant and a nosey one at that seeing the children crying she then asked wat was happenin but nobody answered her so she came closer and saw the lizard and the six feet we ve dug for the lizard gbam then she started ranting o that she ll tell my mom wen she comes back. And if u must know my mom nor get joy at all she go beat u like mopo if u misbehave so we were always kinda scared of her beating cos if she beat u ur life ll never remain the same. that was the end of the funeral though i still buried the lizard and waited patiently for the beating from my mom.. You dont need to to be told no be small beating that day after the beating my mom took us to church for diliverance lol i will never forget that funeral mass
30 Jul 2015 | 06:41
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lolzzz, funeral mass 4 lizard vry funny
30 Jul 2015 | 06:56
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Take u to church for deliverance? For what? Hmm our Naija mother sha
30 Jul 2015 | 07:18
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Funneral mass indeed.. Why were u guyz taken to church?? Abi una kinda possess one........... My mouth ZIP
30 Jul 2015 | 07:20
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Yeah yeah, lyk seriously dat was so hilarious u knw i mean u guys holdin a funeral mass 4 a dead lizard wch u guys killed in d 1st place.. heheheee, its gud 2 rem sum of d 4ny tinx one did in d past anyways, it brngs sm of d swt memories bck.. buh ur mum nawao, she gave u d beatin of ur lyf still carry go church 4 deliverance uh.. mehnnn #ThatsWhereYouKnowMumIsNigerian Gaskiya! nyc one jare..
30 Jul 2015 | 22:44
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hahahaha
31 Jul 2015 | 02:25
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Mine was back den in SS1 [u know senior stuf wif long sleeves n gals forming porshe] nd our biology teacher was teaching and efizy of offering a "NEW" Subject was in d air. She was teachin bout mammals nd stuf n al of a sudden my seatmate kinda brushed past my crotch region i was very upset nd treatened 2 report him [no joke] he dared me nd i jes stood up [dat time when class go jes quiet] n reported d ish.. Infront of evribadi nd d girls were like WTF!!!.. #WishedINevaDidThat. . . Afta klass d ish was now trending wif most senior girls unnecesarily staring nd winking
31 Jul 2015 | 05:25
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late mr or mrs.lizard funeral mass chai hillarous
31 Jul 2015 | 06:48
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LoLlzzzz
31 Jul 2015 | 07:08
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Lol
31 Jul 2015 | 08:14
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Funny You
31 Jul 2015 | 11:20
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Laugh uncontrol MODE
31 Jul 2015 | 13:33
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U guys really need a deliverance ooooooooooo lolzzzzzzzz
31 Jul 2015 | 18:48
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U guys are really funny
1 Aug 2015 | 07:59
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Funeral indeed
1 Aug 2015 | 18:25
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