One of the points below should be
the reason you won't see some
people in church today... 1. The lazy heads- these ones will feel reluctant to get up from their bed.
They will spend hours staring at their
chores without touching 'em, and
then jump in bed again to relax or
press phone. They start to take their
bath at the closing hour of the service. 2. The rough'ians - they gat lots of dirty cloths piled up and failed to
watch during the weekend. They wk
up this morning to remeber today is
sunday and start looking for what to
put on and then you see them pack
their cloth outside to wash when they ought to be in church. 3. Hangover victim- went to party last night, drank lots of alcohol
mixtures and then walked home with
their head. Now they find it difficult to
get up from bed. 4.the ones with no offering - the feeling that people will be staring at
them during the offering time, if they
sit back while others dance to drop
theirs, will discourage them from
going to church. 5. the ones who traveled all the way to greet their bf/gf during the
weekend and still want to continue
from where they stopped last night 6. those who got hit by the last sunday's sermon and felt ashamed
like the pastor was refering to them
directly. Better go to church and turn a new life 7. the ones whose working days exceeds 5 days. People like
lalasticlala who work every sec. that
counts to make 7days. I'm sure he goes to church tho. Tell us why you won't be in church
today if you didn't fall into any of the
categories *