1. Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name .
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them .
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,but neither does juice .
6. Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...!!
" Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE."
AGREE ??