Not every prince is charming.
Sometimes your prince can be such
an a**hole, you end up breaking up
with him. A popular saying:
“ You have to kiss a few frogs before
you find your prince. ” This holds true for many Nigerian
girls. We have to go through several
Yoruba demons before we find our
Nigerian angel. It is utterly
exhausting. These are the things
every Nigerian girl does after a breakup (a breakup ritual really):
1. Deleting galore
The first thing to succumb to the
deleting galore is the phone number.
Then we remove all the pictures and
then delete them off social media. I call this move “deleting them from
your universe”.
2. Waterworks
We may not cry in front of people
because
“ big girls don’t cry ” But trust me, the waterworks come
through at some point. Maybe in the
shower or when we’ve had too much
to drink with our girlfriends.
3. Stalking
Just because we deleted them off our social media accounts doesn’t mean
we don’t keep tabs on our exes. They
may even be chatting with us via our
totally new accounts.
4. Drunk texting
In the pre-waterwork stage, we may accidentally text, email or call the ex.
This happens if they did the breaking
up. But we’re usually back to our “big
girl” status and mentality when we
sober up.
5. Upgrading a bro from the friend zone
They say the easiest way to get over
an old guy is to move on to a new
one. And believe me, many Nigerian
girls have friend zoned dozens of
guys. We just promote one guy from the zone to relationship.
