AKPORS THE LAWYER
ONLY FEW PEOPLE WILL GET THIS..
In Abuja, An Atheist(one that believes
there is no God) brought up a case against
the upcoming Christmas Holiday. He hired
a Lawyer to bring a discrimination case
against Christians and Muslims
concerning observation of their Holy Days.
The Argument was that it was unfair that
Atheists had no such recognised days.
The case was brought before (The Judge)
Akpors. After listening to the passionate
presentation by the Lawyer, the Judge
banged his gavel declaring; “Case
Dismissed”.
The Lawyer quickly stood up, objecting to
the ruling and said; Your honour, how can
you possibly dismiss this case? The
Christians have Christmas, Easter and
Others. The Muslims have Id-el-kabir, Id-
el-fitri and Others. But my client and other
Atheists have no such holidays. (The
Judge)
Akpors leaned forward in his chair and
said; Your client and other Atheists have.
Is just that your client is woefully ignorant.
The Lawyer said; Your honour, we are
unaware of any special observance or
holiday for Atheists.
(The Judge) Akpors said; The Calendar
says April 1st
is April Fools day. Psalm 14 verse 1 says,
The fool says in his heart, there is no God.
It is the opinion of this court that, if your
client says there is no God, then he is a
fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.
One word for Akpors this time?
