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14 funny quotes that will leave you laughing in tears

14 funny quotes that will leave you laughing in tears

By olumuyiwa in 31 Aug 2016 | 19:21
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Find below some of the
inspirational quotes that would
leave you with a new energy, pay
no attention to the quotes:
1. The ewa quote
Only ewa agonyin can
understand the full plight of
bread – Tush (2016).
2. Zebra quote
When you have eight tribal
marks with stretch
marks scattered all over your
body and you still want to
add tattoos to it. What are
you? A zebra? – Unknown
author.
3. Ladies
When you keep taking pictures
inside various cars and you
expect your man to believe you
are not cheating. Who exactly
are you, a mechanic? – Unknown
author.
4. Towards getting married
When you are stuck with an
engagement ring for five years
what is your mission? To
become lords of the rings? –
Unknown author.
5. Women
Only a courageous woman can
fry a bunch of plantain without
tasting any – Albert Einstein
(1872).
6. The Nigerian Martin Luther
King
Any man that uses his teeth to
cut shaki from pepper-soup
with his eyes wide open is not
afraid of anything – Martin
Luther King Jnr (1900).
7. This got us…
Any man who drinks Alomo
bitters without squeezing up his
face, is capable of murder… –
Obasanjo (1999).
8. This is specially for you,
yes you!
Drinking garri does not mean
you are poor, but allowing the
garri to swell-up before drinking
is Poverty – Queen Elizabeth
(1893).
9. Hausa perfume, oh no
He who says nothing last
forever has never tried Hausa
perfume – Isaac Newton (1904).
10. Hunger ooo
He who runs around looking for
scissors to cut Indomie
seasoning sachets is not yet
hungry – (Sir Dr. Nnamdi
Azikiwe 1947).
11. This is hilarious
Anyone who thinks he has many
enemies has never been with a
mountain of fire member –
William Shakespeare (1788).
12. Okbye…
Nigeria was never on the map
when God said ‘Let there be
light’ – Goodluck Jonathan
(2013).
13. Like seriously
He who fully unwraps a
Sharwama completely before
eating it cannot keep a secret –
Abraham Lincoln (1864).
14. Finally
Whoever reads all these quotes
without laughing is looking for a
job – Lord Lugard (1914).
31 Aug 2016 | 19:21
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Yes I'm Lookin 4 Job,help Me Find 1,lwkmd,i Ddnt Lauf Bt I Smile
31 Aug 2016 | 19:25
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:b Not me!
31 Aug 2016 | 19:27
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For real. LOL
31 Aug 2016 | 19:29
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31 Aug 2016 | 19:36
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lol
1 Sep 2016 | 01:43
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