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10 things youths do when they dont have offering

10 things youths do when they dont have offering

By Blessedgirl in 26 Jul 2015 | 17:20
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Youths tend to be somewhat uncomfortable when they have no offering to give, therefore, below are my observations on how they act
Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. Few minutes before offering announcement is made, they will take an excuse to the toilet and calculatively come back few minutes after the offering collection is over.

2. The ones that will squeeze their hands into their pockets to deceive people that they are dropping money, when in fact, they dropped nothing. *If I hear*

3. The ones that have but would separate the money in their pockets in ascending order; the bigger denomination will be on the left pocket,the N5, N10, N20 and N50 would be on the right pocket (or vice versa). Immediately they hear
offering time, they will just put their hand straight to the right pocket... Dem don know where e dey

4. The ones that will drop an offering envelope the same way it was given to them, then they will look around to be sure that nobody is looking at them, then stylishly drop the empty envelop

5. Immediately offering announce is made, these ones will ask the ushers if they can help split N1,000 into smaller denominations, even when they have no kobo. This reminds me of a dude that asked me to help change N1, 000 despite the fact that we have been told not to change money for people until after the service; guess what? I decided to help and told him to bring the money. Immediately, discomfort was printed on his face. He told me not to worry anymore

6. The ones that will search their pockets for almost 5 minutes without bring out a kobo; or dip their hands into the four pockets without bringing a penny and will start acting like they actually left their wallet at home when in fact, they did not

7. When offering time is approaching, the ones that have no incoming call but will quickly place their phones on their ears and will dash out of the church.

8. The ones that will keep staring at your wallet to know how much you want to give.

9. The ones that have but will not give. They will bring out N1000 from their pockets showing to the people sitting on their role that they wish to give but don not have no small denomination. Funny enough, even if they have, they still won't give

10. Kindly add the last one
26 Jul 2015 | 17:20
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Lolz.....mehn all vhiz are true and u're a very qood observer to note all those stunts pulled by youthz......nice one @Blessedgirl
26 Jul 2015 | 17:30
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lol.the ones wit empty envelops..
26 Jul 2015 | 17:33
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9ice one but i dont knw d last one cux i'm not a xtian oooooooo
27 Jul 2015 | 02:54
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Yeah correct....... dis has happened to me some years back........*flash back* it happened on our sendforth prayer in my secondary school,the person i was suppose to collect offerinq money from didn't come to church,i was feelinq downcasted i asked myself wat will i do nah....then the conductor of the service said that all graduatinq student to line-up outside and come in for their offerinq....i went out with the hope of meetinq somone to gv me the money bt i wasn't lucky cos everybodi was sayinq he doesn't have,i jst made up my mind and join the odas in the line,the trick i used was i volunteer to be in the front and hold the gift we were to present to the chapel,music was played everybodi was dancinq i joined,i danced and danced,i came to the area the placed the offerinq box...omoh see hw i chanqe step for dancinq everybodi was hailinq me in the church bcos u could have seen they way i danced,wen i saw that people weren't noticing i dance my a#s out sharply out of the church.........it was #kai# we thank God....
27 Jul 2015 | 05:07
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hahahhahahahhahaaaa.......the last one are those that will dance all the way to the alter and pass the offering box and go back to their sit. This one is usually called dance offering. Hope am correct @Blessedgirl
27 Jul 2015 | 05:12
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Cnt stop laffing@ibrams d last one is dat sum pple wil do as if dey've given one of d urshers 1000 to change 4 dem thereby looking everywhere 4 d pesin 2 cum n infact wear a frown face til d offering tym ends..
27 Jul 2015 | 06:27
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@pizzaro no be observation he is talking out of xperience. . . Hahahaha bt na true o
27 Jul 2015 | 12:22
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its Good if it is observation or from experience I can't add cos am not a xtian
27 Jul 2015 | 13:18
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Lols U've revealed some people secrets
27 Jul 2015 | 20:42
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Korreckt!
28 Jul 2015 | 04:15
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Yes u are correct with ur observe but I put it to u DAT when offering is abt to start is when u begin ur looking @ d guys DAT dont do offering so by doing D's u too take ur share in it.lolz
28 Jul 2015 | 05:08
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Heheheheee, sims u are gud at observing tinx in church xpecially dx one dat ur an usher fa.. i gez i normally do d #1 at tymx wen i dnt av offaltry 2 give.. lolsss, its well jare
28 Jul 2015 | 05:50
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lol.. those that make promise to bring their money d next service but will defiantly show up late or don't even come at all
28 Jul 2015 | 07:23
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Lol u re definetely correct
28 Jul 2015 | 07:27
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Lollzzzz @Ibrams Which of dem is ur style? @Blessedgirl
28 Jul 2015 | 08:04
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