Nigerian guys could be so
annoying when it comes to
asking women out. If you are
a Nigerian, you will understand
the word ‘toast’ as this is
what most people can relate
to in the society.
Find below some of the annoying
things Nigerian guys do while
trying to toast women:
1. ‘Essquiz me sister’
Oh no. Nigerian guys do know
how to burst one’s bubbles with
their introductory statement.
They have a way of calling you
while trying to talk to you. It
would be super nice for them to
go poetic when trying to talk to
women.
Some have failed in this area
though as they crammed
someone else’s lines and got
stuck in between. This phrase is
usually preceded by whistling.
They leave the women
wondering who their sisters are.
2. Where is your base?
Nigerian guys can be so
ridiculous with the foolish
questions they ask women. It is
so frustrating when they talk to
women and they ask this
question within two minutes of
chatting the women up.
What do they want to do with
this information by the way?
3. Are you not Folake? You
look familiar
This is very annoying, every lady
they walk up to is always looking
familiar. This is their primitive
way of striking a conversation.
And when they think they are
smart by trying to guess the
ladies’ names, it pisses the
ladies off the more. What is
wrong in walking up to women
and being straight? Must they
always follow this archaic
guide?
4. Can I have your phone
number?
And after wasting your time for
some minutes, some Nigerian
guys feel it is normal for you to
exchange contacts. What for?
Anyways, some ladies are mild
and may break the rule of not
dropping their phone numbers
at first meeting.
5. What are you doing?
After giving your phone number
to some of these guys, you will
have to put up with some of the
annoying things they would be
saying to you over the phone.
This is their supposed way of
showing love and care! They
would keeping calling your phone
to ask you annoying questions
like this. They naturally assume
it is their right to know what
you are up to.
6. Have you eaten?
Why do Nigerian guys call to
ask this question when they
know they do not have any plan
for the ladies in that aspect?
Ladies find it irritating when
they hear this.
If you claim to be mild and
answer this question, you will go
on to tell them what food you
ate and who made it.
7. What are you wearing?
It is extremely annoying when
Nigerian guys ask this question.
They do not know how to play
their cards right and end up
asking the wrong questions.
Why would you ask a lady you
are trying to ask out this kind
of question? What kind of
impression are you trying to
give her?
8. Send me a picture of you?
And who are you to ask this
question? Some Nigerian guys
want things to happen very
fast; they ask questions they
ought not to ask while trying to
toast women.
The same day they get your
number they also want to see
pictures of you. And if you do
not know your worth, they may
end up asking for more.
9. How many boyfriends do
you have?
Excuse me? How is that your
business? Some ladies get
uptight when men start to ask
certain questions. Nigerian guys
do have a list of annoying and
frustrating questions.
10. Tell me about your family
In this era where people are
being kidnapped anyhow in the
country? It is unacceptable to
expose yourself and put your
family at risk because some
Nigerian guy is trying to form
conversation with you.
In spite of this, some Nigerian
guys would say this to you and
expect your mouth to run like a
tap while giving out detailed
information bout your family.
