Without wasting time, sit back,
take a bottle of Yoyo Bitters,
lessen your grasp on the worry
of the content of the post and
read along the excuses broke
dudes normally use to justify their inability to find wives/
girlfriends 1. I don’t have time for Girls I laugh each time I hear this
statement from guys and I begin
to ask myself if there’s a
specific time when a dude will
publicly declare he has time for
babes?. This statement is often uttered by broke guys just to
appear ambitious in public, when
in fact, frustration led them to
decision 2. Ladies are Too Demanding Of course, we know that many
Nigerian ladies can be so
demanding but that should not be
a good reason to patronise
prostitutes just to avoid having a
girl whom you’re likely to spend on. Some guys go be like, “I can’t
lavish my money anyhow on
ladies because they don’t
deserve any kobo from me” 3. Ladies cannot Date/Marry a
Broke Guy like Me As a chronic broke dude, I can
relate to this assertion. Some of
us are battling with low self
esteem, therefore, we feel
money is all you need to get and
keep a lady. Sometimes, when I want to woo a lady, I always
shiver for the fear of perceived
bashing and embarrassment. 4. She will Deny Me s*x if I can’t
Spend on Her Often times, broke guys feel
there’s no point dating since they
will be denied kitty-cats for being
broke. Yesterday, my girlfriend
in school visited me when I was
fasting. During that period of fasting Konji, nearly killed me
and I was so afraid to make
advances because I’m not
worthy to swim in that ocean.
While she was lying on my bed, I
was wailing inside of me and took my Bible, open to the book
of Psalms and started reading it
just to avoid ra.pe attempt. 5. She will Cheat on Me if I Fail
to Provide for Her Many broke guys are wallowing
in the ideology that there’s no
point dating cos a yahoo guy can
just come from nowhere and
snatch their girlfriends. I can
remember vividly how my ex used to lust after yahoo guys
each time we had rendezvous in
an exotic restaurant 6. I Prefer to Spend My Money
on Guys Another lamentation broke guys
often use to justify their inability
to find girlfriends is that they
believe it’s profitable to spend
money on their fellow guys than
to spend it on ladies who are not appreciative and that any money
spent on them is nothing but a
waste 7. Ladies are Evil Broke are usually looking for
every opportunity to demean
ladies, paint them bad and
discourage other guys from
dating them. Some of them will
even claim that getting acquainted to ladies will keep
them stagnant in life, therefore,
they need to avoid women to
succeed in life. 8. Nigerian Ladies are “No go
area” for me Broke dudes will never see any
beauty in Nigerian ladies but are
always available to give you 1,
000 reasons as to why you
should avoid Nigerian ladies like
a plague. They bash ladies here and there just to console
themselves. 9. I don’t need s*x for now When it comes to love making,
broke guys are very good
researchers, they can even dig
1,000 feet under the earth
surface and relegate out of this
earth in the process of finding an herb that will make them last in
bed. For broke guys like me
whose joystick are too small, we
feel there’s no point dating cos
of the handicapped state of our
joysticks. 10. Women Appreciate Liars Lastly, broke dudes often claim
that a lady will never appreciate
you for being truthful but will
appreciate a liar instead.
However, they will claim that it’s
because they’re being truthful that ladies lose interest in them I drop my chalk at this point Feel free to add yours Thanks for reading
