1. Assure Me You Will Not Initiate Sex
When I Visit You
Yes a lady once told me prior to her
arrival that I should assure her I will
not touch her when she comes. She
actually wanted to know if I’m capable 2. I Feel So bored
When you turn yourself into a clown
just to put a smile on her face and she
still tells you she’s bored, oooooh boi,
na you come sabi oooo
3. I’m feeling heat It’s normal to feel heat inside a stuffy
room condition, but it’s abnormal to
feel heat when the AC is at high
frequency. She’d be like, please get
me a hand fan, haba inside AC ? that’s
awkward 4. She Says No To Everything
She says NO to movies, she says NO
to checking of photo albums, she says
NO to magazines, she says NO to
everything. It’s just one of those signs
cheesy 5. She Stops Talking
Someone who has been talking to you
suddenly stopped responding to your
chat, isn’t that weird ?