1) Girl : I 'm warning you , my Mummy is
coming back soon . .
AKPOS: But I ' m not doing anything . .
Girl : That' s why I ' m warning you , Hurry
up
2)CASHIER : This is the 5th movie ticket
you ' ve bought tonight Sir, Why ?. .
AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance
keeps tearing it
3)TEACHER: What ' s your favorite
flower ?. .
AKPOS: Chrysanthemum. . TEACHER:
Spell it. .
AKPOS : I was joking o. My
favorite flower is Rose R - O- S -E
4)Two Girls were sitting at a club . One
was ugly and the other one was
beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the
ugly girl.
Akpos : Hello! Ugly girl : Hi !!
Akpos : Wanna dance ?
Ugly Girl : Yes (excited )
Akpos : OK, Go and dance , I wanna talk
to your friend .
5)Papa Akpos : My pikin say you drive am
commot for school, Wetin he do ?
Akpos ' Teacher : - Your son is not brilliant
at all, he cant even spell "LION " . . .
Papa Akpos : Ah Ah . . . You know say na
SMALL pikin. . . . . . You for tell am make
he spell SMALL ANIMAL like "
MOSQUITO ". . . . . .
6)Teacher: Behind every successful man
there is a woman . What do we learn
from this ?
Akpos : We should stop wasting time in
studies and find that WOMAN
7)Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big
Akpos : The Ram Is Big
Teacher: Make it longer
Akpos : The Ram is big ooooooo
8)OPERATOR : 911 , wat ' s your emergency ?
AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me . .
OPERATOR : So ? . . AKPOS: The ugly one
is winning .
9)Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a
Bird and a Fly ? . .
Akpos : A bird can fly , but a fly cannot
bird.
10) Ochuko: Akpos , where have you been ?
Akpos : Watching a football match ?
Ochuko: Who played? . .
Akpos : Ivory vs coast
