10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriends Catch Them Cheating

No excuse can be made for cheating. It”s NOT beyond anyone’s control. It’s NOT a mistake. It is a personal choice. Saying it happened because something was missing, unfulfilling or anything else is a cop out. PERIOD! When you talk about cheating in relationships, many people dwell in the stereotypical belief that cheating is only peculiar to men NOT women. This is a lie from the pit of hell. In case you don’t know, ladies also cheat as men do just that they are very careful and smart about it since they know they are in a society where ladies are castigated, humiliated and ridiculed for cheating Enough of my prologue. Lemme discuss the excuses given by ladies to justify cheating as a rightful act 1. Because Your Joystick is so Small Any dude who thinks the size of a joystick is not a prerequisite or a thing of consideration before a lady dates/marries a man, is seriously sleeping on a moving Bajaj okada. Many at times, I even get scared that my own girlfriend might also be cheating

that my own girlfriend might also be cheating on me because of the nature of my joystick. When these ladies do not derive expected intimate satisfaction from their boyfriends with a tooth-pick like joystick, they will cheat and by the time they are caught, they will say it’s because the dude’s joystick is nothing to write home about.. 2. Because You are Very Lazy in Bed Sometime I just laugh when ladies cheat and deem their promiscuous act right, saying their boyfriends’ laziness in bed actually led them to seek skillful guys who can do it better. The truth of the matter is that many of our ladies like s*x as much as men do, but you will always see them pretending and hypocritical about it. Have you ever wondered why your girlfriend is nagging unnecessarily without a cause? It might just be because you are fond of climaxing barely two minutes after 3. It was the work of the Devil We all know that Nigeria is a country where people don’t take responsibility of their action or

4. I Didn’t Know what came over Me This reminds me when my erstwhile friend caught his girlfriend cheating red-handed, she started crying profusely saying she did not know what got into her to have opened her legs for her gate man. 5. Because You are very Stingy All the ladies I have dated in my life are always complaining that I should be given a PhD for stinginess. It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for me to give my girlfriend N100. One even told me that I should not be disappointed if I ever caught her cheating cos she could no longer cope dating a stingy dude who has the component Of Gehazi in the Bible. 6. He Molested/ Forced Me I don’t need to explain this. We all know that an average Nigerian lady is quick to bail herself out with rape allegation the moment she’s caught cheating. Some of them will seduce you and coerce you into s*x and by the time they are caught they will lie that they were molested 7. Because You are also Cheating

Hmmmm What about the excuses guys give when they were caught cheating ?

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seriously

Hmmmm

Crazy excuse ..z over..i can't forgive a cheater..

Story

na so?

hmm

Hmmmmmmm

U're right

yea ...true tlk

**Just pssing

hmmm

cheating is a hobby in fact it's a Job. True talk.

Geeeeez

hmmmm

My Bae Girl Is Different Sha

True talk

Hmmm

Lol.... Minus me sha

Yeye excuses

Hmmmm.. Dem no kukuma wryt am 4 4head